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[–]I3emis 714 ポイント715 ポイント  (35子コメント)

Is that a toilet in her room??

[–]tonyaustin6 252 ポイント253 ポイント  (18子コメント)

I feel like it's too close to the wall. I need to spread out when I shit

[–]I3emis 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Maybe her "7 bedrooms" has some leeway...

[–]you-ole-polecat 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wonder if she'd settle for the proud owner of a 1 bedroom house with 7 bedroom toilets

[–]rickastleysanchez 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For Rent:

1 br* 7 bath trailer

$2/mo

*br shared get your own pooper

[–]woohoo 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (4子コメント)

anything can be a bedroom if you try hard enough

[–]RenoJalapeno 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Anything can be a bathroom if you try hard enough.

[–]tieyourshoesz 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Anything can be a toilet if you try hard enough.

[–]Thats_Cool_bro 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You could sit sideways on it!

[–]cigarettes_after_sex 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

maybe she shits on it sideways

[–]laaaaax 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Like a proper lady

[–]I3emis 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL a proper lady shits sidesaddle

[–]EeLitaret 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe we're all using it wrong!

[–]SamuelAsante 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like it's too far from the bathroom

[–]atom138 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Canspreading.

[–]Kafir_Al-Amriki 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You fucking savage! You need to cross your legs you a true gentleman when you take a shit.

[–]stanfan114 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe she shits sideways?

[–]toxeia 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You don't sit sideways?

[–]haydar1994 127 ポイント128 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Is that a pair of tits mounted on the wall?

The more you look at this photo the funnier it gets.

[–]you-ole-polecat 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why is there a bedroom toilet

Why is there tits on a plaque

Why does she look like John Goodman

[–]mojayokok 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Completely missed the tit plague!

[–]leveldrummer 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That has got to be the best possible plague.

[–]electricblanketcar 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Asking the right questions

[–]Catphamileez 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why am I in love with her

[–]b1r2o3ccoli 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like Ted Cruz.

[–]wackaman9001 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its a 2 point rack on the wall.

[–]AHeartOfGoal 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She has to keep the vineyard somewhere. How else will she make fancy wine for her guests?

[–]Wigriff 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I doubt it's even hooked up to plumbing. She probably just scoops it out when needed.

[–]lurked 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She probably put a bed in every room of her house to say she has a 7 bedrooms house.

[–]notreally671 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least it's inside.

[–]ketosore 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How convenient

[–]reddelicious77 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

just a spare... ya never know when your outhouse will get backed up.

[–]thebondofunity 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My sides

[–]Uberzwerg 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She was forced to live like this for the last 10 years and now she is just used to it.

[–]Evil_Tree 411 ポイント412 ポイント  (11子コメント)

"No prison record (that automatically eliminates half of you)"

O-O

[–]J_the_Assassin 226 ポイント227 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Statistically and technically it eliminates a third.

[–]PwmEsq 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think she was including working as well

[–]IUsedToBeGoodAtThis 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The kind of dudes that'd apply for her... though.

[–]roswellthatendswell 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, prison is different than arrest/jail time, but I don't know how strict she is about these qualifications...

[–]m0d3rnX 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

'murican things

[–]notreally671 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I never realized that the number of people with 7-bedroom homes and prison records was so high.

I should steal a 7-bedroom house.

[–]Xanaxdabs 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing like asking for a sugar daddy, then being racist about it

[–]VeritablyClean 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not into women with a bedroom toilet

[–]Evil_Tree 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't say I agree with your tastes, good sir...

[–]858 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, u!

[–]SubChild 169 ポイント170 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dammit, even if this is fake which I think it is, without context those pictures are pretty bad. Shitter in the bedroom?

[–]TargetQ2 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ever been so drunk you woke up in the middle of the night and pissed in the corner all over the floor? Not anymore!

[–]caterham09 278 ポイント279 ポイント  (5子コメント)

/r/choosingbeggars

[–]GeneralDisorder 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's been posted there. It's horrendous enough to warrant a repost.

[–]_tasteslikechemicals 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well I just lost two hours of my life in that sub

[–]PassivePandas 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

[–]UndeadLizTaylor 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How come when I click on this sub, it says "wow, such empty"?? I've noticed it happen a few times with random subs.

[–]43577 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

of course that's a thing

[–]JoocyJ 136 ポイント137 ポイント  (4子コメント)

This has to be satire by someone who found those photos

[–]J_the_Assassin 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

feel like we can just get pics from Craigslist and post fake fb profiles

[–]JoocyJ 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly, you don't even need to make an account, just photoshop text and the pictures over an existing post

[–]Rain12913 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is, and I don't understand how many people can fall for this.

[–]kinghardcor 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If he has a 7 bedroom house it probably won't have a convenient bedroom toilet like this lady has though. She'll have to walk to a whole other room to drop a turd and it would be a whole step down in class for her.

[–]Tehmaxx 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He'd probably be required to carry her there as part of his spoiling.

[–]CheeseSocks 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (2子コメント)

🤢 that's the type of person that causes a scene at the dollar general

[–]dolphinesque 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to go to the Dollar General that people with 7 bedrooms go to. I'll bet it's fancy.

[–]Deesing82 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO SHIT HERE YOU SHOULD HAVE A SIGN"

[–]bronese 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is terrifyingly sad. :(

[–]Die_noceros 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (0子コメント)

r/trashy

[–]Patrick2000 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

So how does a nasty old white woman attract a 7 bedroom house owning, 6 figure income earning black guy.. well shes off to a great start with the whole racist thing.

[–]philthegr81 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Plot twist: she's 24.

#NotEvenOnce

[–]dolphinesque 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I imagine it's a little like guys who send dick pics. 99.99999% of the time it totally and epically fails. But there IS that .00001% chance...

[–]Jekyllisgone 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (5子コメント)

What is that white powder on her sheets?

[–]ameliabedelia7 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

asking the real questions

[–]tmoney645 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Oxy-clean. You can see the tub of it sitting right next to it.

[–]broken-bells 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Poor thing, she had a little accident and didn't make it in time to the toilet...

[–]NicholasFelix 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She only had to travel 5 feet to get there...

[–]broken-bells -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was meant as a sarcastic comment, of course.

But still, it wasn't at arm's reach... or in this case "butt's reach".

[–]AsthmaticHummingbird 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wanna know who the hell took these photos.

[–]dolphinesque 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The guy she was dating who had 3 cars but only SIX bedrooms. He couldn't spoil her properly. :(

[–]SuperSandwizard 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Racism will not land her a black man

[–]dolphinesque 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not even with those good looks though?

[–]DulcetFox 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The 7 bedrooms are for herself, and her 6 kids who are bunched up together in the corner of this room.

[–]Your_Emperor 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

What the actual fuck is this shit???

[–]icanevensleep 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This isn't sadcringe, this is just cringe.

[–]tigersmhs07 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She looks like a Janice.

[–]aastle 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She must be trolling

[–]graffiti81 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Are the seven bedrooms for her six kids with six different guys?

[–]Practicing_Onanist 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah why 7 bedrooms specifically? Seems kinda arbitrary for a lady with a toilet next to her bed.

[–]poliwrath3 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

one fer shittin, one fer pissin....

Ya know, i don't like the direction this comment could take so I'm punching out here

[–]Schly 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, now I want a toilet in my bedroom. I didn't know that was an option!

[–]GeneralDisorder 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I had a 7 bedroom house and no kids what the hell would the other 6 be for? Unless this lady wants to be part of a harem. I suppose if I had 7 bedrooms I could have 12 women staying with me and if I had 12 total it'd be alright if a couple looked like toothless meth gremlins.

[–]overlordpotatoe 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so fake.

[–]office_procrastinate 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a troll, come on guys...

[–]EWSTW 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think this belongs more in r/trashy.....

[–]twistedzits 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like a female Ted Cruz..

[–]TrollerDohg3 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

wtf even is it?

[–]Fapmiester 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She looks like Sam Waterston in a wig.

[–]Tolham 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This has to be a joke.

[–]PYR4MIDHEAD 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you hear that? That's the sound of an empty inbox.

[–]entropybydesign 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

was expecting this on r/trashy, but I guess this is kinda sad too

[–]GuerilaSParks 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry but this HAS to be a troll. It has to. I refuse to believe that the human species would allow something like this to be created.

[–]bluejuiselove 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that a goddamn boob plaque on her wall there? Classy.......

[–]kaizack 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

that automatically eliminates half of you

Jesus fuck

[–]princeaizen 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She looks like a retarded Steve Perry from back in the 70s

[–]MasterBet 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

White thrash

[–]howivewaited 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What group is she posting to lmao

[–]fenreir1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where do I sign up??

[–]bisquickman231 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Am I the only one seeing a full pair of tits hung on the wall? I mean I like tits as much as the next guy but..... really, on the wall?

[–]dolphinesque 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey! She worked very hard to hunt for those tits, and have them professionally mounted. Show some respect for her talents. She needs a 7 bedroom house to properly display them, as well as her wall toilet and her blanket draperies.

[–]phroztbyt3 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spoil her?

Pretty sure shes no different than the milk in the back of my garage fridge... Spoiled 10 years ago.

[–]synchroneyess 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wouldn't happily marry a man with 7 toilet kitchens

[–]WatterMelon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But she thicc tho

[–]PM_ME_UR_DOGGIE_PICS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fake

[–]Strongenstein 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She must've heard the stereotype about black dudes and ugly white girls

[–]Hayleycakes2009 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh wow offensive and sad.

[–]HubbardstonNonesuch 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am sure this is a joke. I am pretty sure a woman like this would never use the phrase "6 figures". I bet no one in her county makes 6 figures and there probably isn't a 7 bedroom home there either.

[–]mojayokok -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WTF? Does this trailer trash think she's a prize? Gold diggers are normally pretty girl, nobody wants to spoil a women whose a 2 out of 10 at best. This irritates me more than usually because she looks like crap and you don't put that 1/2 the Black men in the Country are in jail. I'm white and that irritated me so I'm sure the ppl it's directed (black men in general) at would be even more pissed off at. Also, she has a punchable face.

TL:DR. I hate this bitch!

[–]franick1987 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why doesn't she ask for a unicorn or an unbiased Reddit platform instead? Both seem equally possible.

[–]pleasehelpkpopme -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't get it, is it bad because she burns coal?

[–]DeadZeplin 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Shoot for the moon, at the very least you'll land among the stars"