In his first press conference since being appointed PRESIDENT of the country, Donald Trump

• Shouted at reporters, calling them disgusting

• Berated a legitimate news reporter as "fake news" before happily taking a question from an ACTUAL fake news outlet

• Stumbled, fumbled, rambled and blurted out word salads filled with nonsense

• Both agreed and disagreed that Russia was behind the hacks

• Once again called out China, practically daring them to wage war on the US

• Refused to release his taxes

• Refused to cut his business ties

• STILL carrying on about Hillary, for fucks sake

And the while, carried on like a smug prick.

I cant believe this is reality. I'm going to call my MP's office today and request that we start building a wall of our own.