This post is locked. You won't be able to comment.

96
97

"wtf I told him I wanna be a pilot"Removed - Rule 1 (reddit.com)

tehsloth11B が 投稿

全 78 件のコメント
並べ替え:
ベスト
トップ新着論争中古い順Q&A

[–]Kinmuan33W[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (0子コメント)

Alright Gents, this guy is clearly a little...out there...but I've gotta shut this down for harassing / Rule 1 issues.

[–]NotArmyMan 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Holy shit that guy is retarded.

[–]Sax_OFander11Basically Infantry 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like, No one saying Infantry is a brain trust, but holy shit. That's some weapons grade retardation in that thread there.

[–]rsuh6 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (4子コメント)

In his defense, I think he's very young and got totally bamboozled by his recruiter but goddamn is it funny.

Edit: he's 22. LMAO ammend me for airborn pilot training pls

[–]dudeondacouchP'toon Sarn't 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (4子コメント)

3 weeks is a really short time to become a pilot

Bwahaha

[–]19KiloSpirit Animule 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not if you don't plan to stay in the air for very long.

He never said he wanted to be a good pilot.

[–]Jckruz 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

How far can a plane with a shitty pilot fly?
All the way to the scene of the crash.

[–]Novaius15Nasty 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Taking the Indiana Jones route, and amending the lesson plan to skip out on learning how to land.

[–]barsofbutter 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (13子コメント)

There are times where I want to believe the best about those who wear the uniform. That they, inspired by their patriotism and sense of duty, have made an informed decision to serve their brothers and their country.

I want to believe I work with some of America's best and brightest........and then it all comes crashing down...Like an NG recruit who wanted to join airborne so they can learn to fly planes. At least he has gained some semblance of self-realization.

[–]Teadrunkesthooyah America 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I went to basic with a girl who didn't realize that the Army actually did give you a real rifle. She also didn't know what her MOS was. And only signed up because her mom told her to.

I've been disillusioned since day 1.

[–]Kyosama66CG Fort Couch 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Dude what the actual fuck is that.

Please, PLEASE, tell us how things turned out for her.

[–]Vfef25 going on 50 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Casting couch.

[–]Teadrunkesthooyah America 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She got voted unanimous Worst Soldier at the end of the cycle by the entire platoon and finally had a moment of realization that the DSs telling her that she fucking sucked wasn't just an act. She was some sort of mechanic so I saw her a couple times around Ordnance Island at Lee when I was there for Phase 1. I talked to her once and she had student leader position and seemed to have finally realized where she was. She ended up having to restart her AIT because of a SHARP incident against her, last I heard it was legitimate complaint but I never heard the details nor did I really want to ask. So she was there for a while.

I lost track of her after I left Lee. She didn't have a Facebook and we weren't real close to begin with. I don't even remember her actual name, just her nickname (nothing crazy, just her home state.)

But she stuck it out and is out there somewhere as far as I know. Didn't quit even when she realized what it actually all meant, so that much is admirable.

[–]Kyosama66CG Fort Couch 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goddamn. To get basically Shanghaied into service like that and then stick it out (after SHARP even). She sounds better than some of the guys I worked with that WANTED to join.

[–]dogmonkeybabywhiskey...yum 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I met a cook who said she didn't know what a mos was when she enlisted. she thought everyone just did solider things. that was until she showed up to cook school....

I met her as she was re-classing to 68w a few years later

[–]Always_the_NewGuyLe Grande Armée 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Are these the men with which I am to defend America?"

-George Washington at Kip's bay

[–]bluefalcon4ever91A CAW CAW 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Top Gun did boost the Navy's enlistment rate by 500% soon after the movie, even though enlisted peeps can't fly.

[–]barsofbutter 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Flying? I assume it was all the rock-hard half naked men that caused those sailors to sign on the dotted line.

[–]VelosiTApache Dongbow 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Little of column A, little of column B.

[–]BearWrangler11B 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

sploosh

[–]19KiloSpirit Animule 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You could drown a toddler in my panties!

[–]Vfef25 going on 50 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hell I told them I can fit a small box of crayons in my mouth and they were like "We need more prime soldiers like you."

[–]SuffcaUnfuckwithable 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nobody read that thread, your IQ will drop 50 pts.

[–]N4chtm4hrSpook 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy fuck you weren't kidding. I don't think I qualify for my current MOS anymore.

[–]Kyosama66CG Fort Couch 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"OW! My GT Score!"

[–]Wheeler____96 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good thing I already took the ASVAB, doubt I'd get a decent score after reading that thread.

[–]averagehopliteNasty Gril 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The people I have to deal with...

This is some potato level retardation.

[–]Bulovak67J DUSTOFF 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Weapons grade autism, although I know some pilots with questionable intelligence

[–]maine8524 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thanks to you all, Google, and the bullshit filter in my head I was able to avoid a situation like this.

[–]awayd 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

story time?

[–]maine8524 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Basically when my recruiter read off my job options I'd Google them, read the goarmy.com description, put it into common terms(I.E. 88M Transportation specialists? Congrats your a truck driver!), then use the search filter here for a general opinion. He really tried to push 74D on me but I'm not the greatest at chemistry and read more than a few posts/comments on here that said those guys suffer more often than not. So rather than get a job I'd be mediocre at/hate I got one where I'd be pretty good at(46Q) with a higher bonus and a better ship date.

[–]MuckingFidgets 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I called his boss and got laughed at 20 minutes ago. Says we will discuss it next drill

I'm dying.

[–]bobbypeppers11A pro bee 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

marked it NSFW because i got apparently got fucked hard by my recruiter

This guy has to be trolling everyone cause that's hilarious.

[–]Duke_Shitticus25Pepe 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (5子コメント)

That's funny as hell. Guess I can't knock the recruit to hard, that recruiter is a dick.

[–]ColonelError11B/79R/29E 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

While yes, he and most NG recruiters are assholes, you do have to place some blame on the recruit that couldn't do a modicum of research before trying to be a pilot.

[–]19KiloSpirit Animule 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think, after reading the quoted comment, that research is going to be his stronk suit...

does it matter if i go to community college? or should i apply to a prestigious university

[–]hawaiianthunder91Braap 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea fuck my recruiter, he told me I could get my student loans paid for by signing 6 years. Come back from AIT and realize it wasn't in my contract. Sure I am to blame because I signed but the fucker knew I had debt and that was my first taste of the green weenie.

[–]falacu 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As well has having absolutley no common sense.

[–]Jcc123 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not so sure. Other posters tried several times to explain it to him and he still asked the same fucking stupid questions over and over. I'm siding with the recruiter on this one.

[–]cookie-cutter68W/68J 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Calling it, Best of 2017

[–]DestinyAndChill¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (11子コメント)

With that dudes grammar and likely intelligence, I'm glad the recruiter steered him the way he did.

[–]Kinmuan33W 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Dude, if the infantry guys can't understand "point gun at bad guys, shoot bad guys", we're all fucked. Shoulda made him a cook, food can't get any worse in the dfact.

[–]KarmaCausesCancerVeteran 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

DFACT

[–]Kinmuan33W 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I subscribe to the jeebus spelling.

[–]19KiloSpirit Animule 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's how you get shanked...

[–]bluefalcon4ever91A CAW CAW 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Really?

[–]Kinmuan33W 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They attempted to cook the food in that video. I stand by my statement.

[–]bluefalcon4ever91A CAW CAW 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But the 92G recruiting video showed me that 92G are trusted to touch knives and make salads and cook foods

[–]zero16lives15B-Heli Engines 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's DFAC DAMN IT

[–]Kinmuan33W 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're wrong. It's a fact.

[–]zero16lives15B-Heli Engines 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're wrong, and that's a FAC

[–]DestinyAndChill¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

DFACT DA FUQ

[–]yeahthatguyagain11B 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm gonna will myself into believing that was a troll post and that no one could be that uninformed and awful spelling in the age of google and auto correct.

[–]amj00092LosT 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to the National Guard

[–]vey32315Y A.R.T.S 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude is too stupid to be a pilot. And I've known some dumb-ass pilots

[–]hi_speed_rotcWaiverable 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

73 on ASVAB

airborn

aibourne

To be fair, I was at Benning with a kid who thought he was at "Fort Bennington." Went to the 25th ID

[–]TerminalspecialistAtropia. I served. 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Airborn. Not Airborn.

[–]FlorbFnarbstill shamming 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

That's a grade-A shady recruiter.

[–]ColonelError11B/79R/29E 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Grade-B. Justs seems worse because the recruit isn't very bright to start with.

[–]19KiloSpirit Animule 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The recruiter just had to tell him about the rabbits.

[–]zero16lives15B-Heli Engines 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a nice Of Mice and Men reference you got there...

[–]FlorbFnarbstill shamming 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fair enough.

[–]13dimethylamylamineWhatTheStumpFuck?! 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The WKUK recruiter sketch came to mind. "So you want to go into the Air Force then..." "Yeah, we want to be the force of the air!"

[–]ElginCX 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (9子コメント)

can you take this down?

[–]SuffcaUnfuckwithable 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (6子コメント)

You have been temporarily banned from participating in /r/army. This ban will last for three weeks or however long it takes you to complete flight school. You can still view and subscribe to /r/army, but you won't be able to post or comment. If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team for /r/army by replying to this message.

[–]Bulovak67J DUSTOFF 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

or if you consume your own weight in #whopperitos

[–]CipherClump68W 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A better son.

[–]ElginCX 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

comp

seriously? they started talking shit behind my back

[–]SuperduperAID11B3V6BFR 2/75 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your parents definitely need a better son.

[–]N4chtm4hrSpook 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bruh

[–]SuffcaUnfuckwithable 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Read my book, "How to be Unfuckwithable in Ten Easy Steps".

Step #8 will shock you!

[–]Argh_ImaPirateInfo Ops 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're famous!

[–]some-call-me-tim 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Say please.

[–]some-call-me-tim 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is amazing, thank you.