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[–]gunnarowensRUS 140 ポイント141 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Left: "You are a white supremacist and have no friends of color"

Me: "well thats not true i have friends of all colors"

Left: "if that was true then you wouldnt have to say it"

Me: ?????????

[–]ClarkWallaby[S] 97 ポイント98 ポイント  (3子コメント)

you're a witch

no I'm not

only a witch would have to deny being a witch

[–]igitsARG 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me: Your racism is leaking

[–]Camelsnake 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also relevant -

Left: "You are a white supremacist"

Me: "I'm not white"

Left: "You're white-washed"

Me: smh

[–]sirbonceFL 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ahh the good ol' kafkatrap

[–]garzie2016RUS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hold my wife I'm going in!

[–]SSJDonald 186 ポイント187 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Can't help but notice that tiny frame he has.

[–]Lord_Shisui 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Now that you mention it he either has an absurdly oversized head or the most girly shoulders I've even seen on a grown ass man.

[–]boxmakingmachinesIN 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, on the odd chance he does have a girlfriend, he probably is the one in charge of scheduling when her bull comes over and ravages her.

[–]Machiknight 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And schedules it OFTEN. So often in fact that she has to ask him to slow down cause she needs a break.

[–]boxmakingmachinesIN 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So often in fact that she has to ask him to slow down cause she needs a break

She probably got him a 1-year membership to blacked.com to tide him over.

[–]Ripnasty151 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

did you just assume "his" gender? REEEE

[–]cspd 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Cuck confirmed:

According to the study, women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident, and attractive — while the intensity of their orgasms were more intense if they found their man good-looking.

Another marker for sexual satisfaction? Broad shoulders.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8551442/men-most-likely-to-make-you-orgasm/

[–]Transceiver 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Trump must be an orgasm machine.

[–]climbinguyNC 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Probably 5'6" at a whopping 130 pounds. I could punt that cuck further than a football.

[–]IAmDirtyBands 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

As a 5'6", 165 lb dude...

You're probably right. I could punt him.

[–]Thanks-For_The-GoldCAN 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

As a 5'6" 130 pound guy, not even close. 115 at most, unless he's fat. A lean 5'6" 130 is pretty fit.

[–]FunAndFreedomRUS 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

People don't realize how much useless fat a lot of Americans are hauling around and as such they have a distorted view of body weight. A fit 130 pounder who lifts is strong as hell. A 175 pound couch potato with 25% body fat is much weaker.

But with that said, the guy in the OP's picture barely qualifies as a man.

[–]TwttrKilledModerates 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

barely qualifies as a man

Such a perfectly raw insult!

[–]happypants249ARMY 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

5'6 170. Dude looks frail and sick.

I'm worried for him- eat more steak.

[–]The-Juggernaut 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like he's holding a prop arm

[–]camaech 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

betamale

[–]Brownshoeblues99CAN 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd probably hate masculinity too if I had zero of it.

[–]Makejokesillegal 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember reading somewhere once that people who allign with the right, at least the males, are typically more athletic and into bodybuilding

It shows

[–]CuckzBTFOCA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My little cousin looks like he can steal this cuck's lunch money.

[–]BroodyDukes 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm confused...Black people seem pretty cool to me....It's okay to be friends with black people right? I don't want people to think I'm racist because I'm friends with black people. :/

[–]Business-Socks 130 ポイント131 ポイント  (3子コメント)

The color of your friend's skin doesn't determine if you're racist

The color of your skin does

/#JustLeftThings

/#NoWhiteDemocrats

[–]Nearlydearly 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You can be friends with black people, but only racists would admit to being friends with black people. Or something like that. Okay, I have no idea what these cucks are talking about.

[–]USA_akbarUSA 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have no idea what these cucks are talking about.

It goes like this:

If you're white and have black friends, it means you're cooler than the coolest white person on earth who has no black friends.

You're so cool, to you it's just a given that you'd have black friends. Because cool people choose their friends based on skin color.

So you'd never MENTION that you have black friends, because that would give the impression that it's unusual or special somehow; whereas, to you, it's just natural. OF COURSE anyone as cool as you would have virtually nothing BUT black friends. Their blackness cancels out your whiteness. The whole relationship is kind of gray.

Then you realize the black person experiences a coolness DECREASE for having white friends. His black friends are not exactly jealous of his experiencing what a wicked groove the non-drum-solo part of Led Zeppelin's Moby Dick is. Fortunately, blacks are so innately and abundantly cool, they can afford the loss of some of it to be your friend...but believe me....

THEY don't mention they have WHITE friends, either.

[–]Thrillnation 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I have black friends and I've recently learned how racist I am. Knowing is half the battle.

[–]OnthewingsofKek 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you don't have black friends it's because you hate blacks. If you do have black friends it's because you're hiding the fact that you hate blacks.

[–]ClarkWallaby[S] 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't have black friends. But I don't really have any friends.

[–]maga_magicalFL 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm not black, is it OK for us to be friends? Not sure how this works anymore

[–]SirSeizureSalad 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That would be a conspiracy at that point, you don't want to be like the Russians do you???

[–]maga_magicalFL 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No of course not, Russia is bad and also white. Iwant to be like ISIS, they are more diverse. Am I doing this right

[–]IPlayGeetarSometimesRUS 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well they're probably saying it because you're accusing them of being a racist, Not everyone who thinks that the war on poverty is a failure and has incentived black fathers out of the house hold is a racist.

[–]idontthinksoredditISR 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you don't put up with racism against whites, that's pretty racist.

[–]BadNerfAgent 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Can someone explain this no white democrats thing to me? (just woke up, from sleep, literally).

[–]ClarkWallaby[S] 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (8子コメント)

idiot on cnn said dems need to be all black. i think the idea is to get sjw libs to circulate these in order to further aggravate moderate libs into getting disgusted with the left and jumping ship

[–]The-Juggernaut 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (2子コメント)

hey what's it called when you exclude people based off the color of their skin?

[–]vVvMaze 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah and the republicans are the racist party.... I don't understand how the entire political platform of the left is about race and yet we are the racist ones... we never make anything about race.

[–]sirbonceFL 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Projection. The fringe on the left have been giving a megaphone through the use of social media and have effectively fast tracked the Dems' progression towards Cultural Marxism. It's literally Orwellian Doublespeak but many of these useful idiots are too stupid to realize these facts over their feelings.

[–]vVvMaze 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They are so brainwashed that I'm genuinely very concerned about the future of this country. They also broadcast themselves as the party for minorities and immigrants while simultaneously trying to flood the country with immigrants in order to remain in power. Ironic thing is that they never actually do anything for minorities. They just say they are for minorities and that we are racist so that they can get their vote. Hell, they have spun things so much about race that now white people in this country are dehumanized to the point that MTV releases a video about how white people can be better people in 2017. They can't even see their own blatant racism. Everyone is so fucking brainwashed over there and it's really concerning.

[–]SlothB77VA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Symone sanders said that democrats don't need anymore white people in leadership positions. she said brown was OK and millenials were OK (not sure if white millenials are ok or not).

so basically the dem strategy to incompetence and losing is to affirmative action themselves into competence and winning.

[–]UndocumentedRapist 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

dems need to be all black.

This is an amazing change from the Democrat's original party platform!

[–]UThinkUDoButUDont1 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think its from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-puEZ-PFc4 and its resurfacing from a month ago because she downplayed the recent kidnapping and torture event. Unless something happened over night I dont know about

[–]NoCowLevelNJ 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/pol/ was trying to start a shilling operation to use the identity politics against themselves but T_D seems to have blown it up and made it less subtle and/or haven't stuck to strict shilling.

[–]IPversion8 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same, sadly Monday arrived.

[–]UndocumentedRapist 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Liberals are so cancerous they're simply eating their own. The "entitled minorities" are now turning against their own masters.

[–]sirbonceFL 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's actually a feature of the left

[–]idontthinksoredditISR 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Democrats deem some people unfit to run the party based on the color of their skin. But let's hear about those tax returns instead, that's the problem with the racial division in this country for sure!

[–]MaigoULTDMA 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I have black friends. I don't go around telling people "I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS" explicitly though, I'm not sure anyone does that. It's not like it makes you cool.

[–]immortal_joeVA 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The thing is, people calling you racist doesn't have a right answer. The "Having black friends doesn't make you not racist" statement is a follow up to the situation every liberal has had where they called someone racist for most likely little or no reason and then the person attempted to defend themselves, but there's no way to defend yourself so the "I have black friends" statement is as good as any there.

[–]USA_akbarUSA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have black friends. I don't go around telling people "I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS" though.

Irony as black as iron

[–]georgeorgegCA 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This one is very woke

[–]Matterking 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Can anyone explain to be this #NoWhiteDemocrats thing is? I didn't come on reddit for a few days.

[–]KRSFive 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

From what I can gather that racist, big-mouthed cunt from CNN, Simone Sanders, started this in a completely serious, non-ironic fashion. She's extremely racist, but she's black so she can't be by today's standards.

[–]Confined9991 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahhh good ole black privilege

[–]turanian_552MD 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

NoWhiteDemocrats

That might be the Democrat's new goal. Or the end result of their current mindset.

[–]ArcticDarkTX 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (11子コメント)

i must have missed this over the weekend....

did someone actually say white democrats are the problem?

[–]ReilouUSA 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (10子コメント)

CNN did.

[–]ArcticDarkTX 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (8子コメント)

holy crap. lol. it's like watching a warship, large and crippled, the crew now fighting over who's fault it was, when in fact it was torpedoed by their own arrogance in going into a real battle they could never win....

I want Trump commanding Super Battleship Yamato now.

[–]ReilouUSA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Specifically this is what was said https://i.imgur.com/M2D1xHD.jpg

So yeah I'd say we're on course for more wins.

[–]USA_akbarUSA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Specifically this is what was said https://i.imgur.com/M2D1xHD.jpg

LOL looks like Steve Urkel, licking her name.

SLURP that S, bitch!

[–]ArcticDarkTX 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

i'm sure from her perspective it's all about diversifying the party and being super diverse and awesome cause you'll be so liberal and understanding that peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches make sense.

To everyone else you seem like a closet racist who doesn't know what the hell they're doing. Like a compass in the Bermuda Triangle...... lost and confused.

[–]KRSFive 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Naw, she doesn't strike me as a closet racist. She's just blatantly racist all the time. She gets a pass though since she's black. Also she's retarded.

[–]ArcticDarkTX 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

schreked, wrecked, fecked. Dayum son.

[–]PinkFloydFreakFL 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Im imagining the democrats are that random Russian submarine eating its own torpedo at the end of The Hunt for Red October

[–]ArcticDarkTX 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

sean connery voice whan peng vasily........wahn ping onleh pleas

[–]Spongen00bRUS 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the best plan to make them implode. Please we have to spread #nowhitedemocrats

[–]jcmmnx 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we just drone MTV?

[–]dehmke 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/#LiterallyNotShakingAnymore

[–]iamnotfromtexas90 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Notice how it's awalys cucked white liberals who whine about people having black friends or not. Regular people and 99% of blacks just don't care either way.

[–]zxfkmq0e3a5hkc8a 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You added emphasis to your typo haha lewl

[–]iamnotfromtexas90 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

ZOMG! A typo in a forum! I can't believe it!

[–]zxfkmq0e3a5hkc8a 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you don't see the humor here, that's on yuo

[–]FeaturinglouonkazooIL 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This has been bothering me since that video came out - what's wrong with that dude's eye? Did his wife's boyfriend fart on his pillow?

[–]teaandscones1337 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If someone calls me racist I'm going to say "How? I dated a Mexican and I have black friends, how can I be racist?" Because that is a logical argument as to why I am not a racist. Also I will say "disliking illegals isn't racist." Because it isn't.

Liberals are insane.

[–]solsken77MS 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only racism I see these days is from liberals talking about how racist the right is. #liberalprojecting

[–]The_Farnsworth 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude wears panties and shoves estrogen cream up his ass.

[–]Lawful_LazyWA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except people who have black friends

[–]kagami77WA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

man, the memes are moving too fast. i have no idea what this is referencing or otherwise is talking about.

[–]drew967 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's referencing a video called "New Years Resolutions for White Guys" uploaded by MTV on YouTube. Anyways, pretty use they took it down and the only thing you'll find now are criticisms of it, but pretty sure those videos still use the original video as well.

It's basically just sjws telling us we should stop Mansplaining and stop being racist because we probably don't believe in white privilege.

[–]Anarcho_Capitalist 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And no one with a brain cares one way or the other.

[–]ozric101 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HAHAHAHA who does this guy think runs the DNC?

The Democrats are the biggest racists on the planet.

[–]Wren1478NC 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only a white supremecist deals in absolutes

[–]bahhumbugger 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm getting a tingly feeling guys

[–]HidetsuguofShinka 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks drugged lol

[–]DrunkHighAndGay 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The burden of proof is always on the accused, never the accuser.

Then you start trying to give proof and they say things like "just because x doesn't mean you're not racist." So basically there's no way to prove youre not racist. As soon as you're accused you're automatically confirmed to these people because there's no way to disprove it in their minds.

[–]zxfkmq0e3a5hkc8a 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look, I’m sorry, Chris, but we got to respect Jerome’s wishes. Now that I understand what he’s been through, I realize he’s a good man who has reason to be a little suspicious of Whitey. Jerome is right. White is white, black is black – got to keep the races completely separate. Chris, from now on, I don’t want you talking to any black people.

– Peter Griffin (Family Guy, S12E18: “Baby Got Black”)

[–]CutmerockFL 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have black friends.

[–]MaddenMan73MAGA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did anyone else read this with a lisp?

[–]TheExSexOffenderMAGA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm white and have no 'People of Color' friends.

Guess I'm A-ok then. What am I missing here? Late to the virtue-signalling party?