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>>13881

You've got problems - plenty of 'em! An endless list, in fact, of troubles, worries, nagging doubts. Your career, your love life, your commute, the fact that you haven't been to ＩＹＡＭＩ in over a year... So the only question now is:

WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN TO IYAMI YET?

Do you really think I'm going to print your name, let alone glance at it? Are you so ashamed of the sad little puzzles that plague your feeble mind? Don't you know that describing the obstacles in your path is the first step to overcoming them? Don't you want to expose the ugly underbelly, the twisted psyche of LA hiding behind that dewy Kiehl's-moisturized face?

Come on. I love waxing endlessly about LA-specific challenges. Of course I have ulterior motives. Of course you should doubt my intentions - that goes without saying. Don't ever stop doing that!

Just write me some stupid letters already. Come on. It'll be fun, I promise.