Ok shills, here's what happened.

About 10 pm last night I called up the Big Lam and we agreed to do some sport fuckin. Well things had gotten so easy I didn't really pre-prep like I usually do before leaving MOON UNIT 1. So anyway things are going well, its about 1 am and we had power fucked some skulls up to 1150.00 (USD). Well I won't lie...I got a little over confident when I heard "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" coming from down a dark alley. I bolted down the alley before the Big Lam or my dong could really catch up. Suddenly I realized I was in the middle of a 7,500 man r/buttcoin circle jerk..and they were not happy! Well you know me I whipped out my dong and started whipping work. Thats when things went awry - these dudes were all over me and I couldnt get any traction. To my horror I realized I was in my Chuck Taylors! I left my no slip work boots at home and man...I was was in a tight spot! I had so many dongs bouncing off my head I felt like r/kenfagerdotcom mom on prom night. Well BigLam hauled me out of there and, yeah we had some bumps and mushroom bruises on our foreheads but I wanted you guys to know we made it out alright (UPDATE 1020.00 USD) Anyway I'm lacing up the boots tonight so expect a big rally!