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Obama unleashes tweetstorm on NO ONE BECAUSE HE'S THE GOD DAMN PRESIDENT AND ADULT MAN

David Tichauer · CBC Comedy · January 3

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Last night after watching an episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers, President Obama lashed out via the internet, tweeting… NOTHING BECAUSE THIS NEVER HAPPENED BECAUSE OBAMA IS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND FOR SURE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO WATCH LATE NIGHT TELEVISION ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!???!?!??!

The tweet was in reference to comments Obama had made earlier in a televised debate when he insulted Rosie O'Donnell, saying … OBVIOUSLY THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN EITHER – DO YOU THINK PRESIDENT OBAMA SERIOUSLY CARES ABOUT ROSIE O'DONNELL'S BODY TYPE ENOUGH TO INSULT HER FOR IT? HE'S THE REAL PRESIDENT OF A REAL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD – DO YOU REALLY THINK HE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ROSIE O'DONELL??? SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND UNTIL YOUR HEAD EXPLODES BECAUSE ITS SO INSANE AND RIDICULOUS.

Obama has come under fire from other television pundits recently for saying that Mexicans are rapists WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT NO BECAUSE FOR REAL IF OBAMA HAD SAID THIS HE LITERALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPEACHED AND JAILED WITHIN THE HOUR BECAUSE THIS IS THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF MEXICO AND HE'S SAYING THEY ARE ALMOST ALL RAPISTS THIS IS WHAT DONALD SAID AND THEN 50 MILLION PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM AND HE'S GOING TO BE THE PRESIDENT NOW I'M NOT KIDDING AOIHFOIAHFIJBADKBKADBKJAKFJNAF

The comments were made after a recording was released of President Obama bragging that he grabbed women by the pussy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW THAT DONALD TRUMP SAID THIS BUT IT'S STILL IS SO SO SO FUCKED UP THAT NOW THIS PERSON IS GOING TO LEAD THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF OBAMA WAS CAUGHT SAYING THIS HOLY SHIT CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH HE WOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT ANYMORE AND FOX NEWS WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE EVER EVER THEY WOULD HAVE A PERMANENT RECORDING OF IT PLAYING ON EVERY SHOW BUT INSTEAD THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOST THEIR JOB OVER IT WAS BILLY BUSH BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE TODAY SHOW HAS HIGHER STANDARDS THAN THE U.S. PRESIDENCY!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!??!?!?

This from the man who vowed to ban all Muslims from the country YES THE ENTIRE RELIGION HOW ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO DO THAT UNLESS YOU HAVE LIKE A SECRET MUSLIM RADAR AND THERE'S NO WAY OBAMA WOULD HAVE SAID THIS FOR MANY REASONS INCLUDING THE FACT THAT A LOT OF THE COUNTRY BELIEVES HE IS MUSLIM THANKS TO DONALD TRUMP WHO SPENT TWO YEARS OF HIS LIFE TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT OBAMA WAS AFRICAN AND MUSLIM THIS WAS BASICALLY DONALD TRUMP'S LAST JOB BEFORE PRESIDENT: BEING A PROFESSIONAL RACISM BAITER AND NOW HE HAS A NEW JOB AND WE ARE GOING TO NAME AIRPORTS AND LIBRARIES AFTER HIM WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT HELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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