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1993 volvo 240

fuel: gas
odometer: 247000
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

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i have for sale an absolutely glorious 1993 volvo 240. it was a beautiful gloss red from factory, and hints of that can be seen in some areas of the car. throughout its 23 year life, most of the car has faded to a flat red, to better blend in with its environment, just like a chameleon. wow, impressive. the car has 346000 miles on it, so it just finished its break in period. it starts right up every time. it does like to mark its territory with a few drops of oil when you park it.

uses russian nuclear heat to keep passengers warm in the winter. has some new air-conditioning components. idk if they work. i put the windows down in the summer because i like hang my arm out of the window since i identify as a cross-continental trucker.

the tires have good tread. great for digging into mother earth as you compete in rally stages throughout the mid-eastern area.

the paint kinda sucks but i made it cool with my own lil' razzle dazzle. now its just like a fighter plane from ww2. so if you like eliminating your enemies from 10,000ft in the air, this is the car for you. if you dont like the paint, then go away. seriously. LEAVE. NOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING.

the suspension..... exists. the balljoints and bushings and tie rods should probably be replaced soon, but it rides like it's on glass on the highway. the car has recently been brought up to 100mph (definitely on a closed course with proper safety precautions) and it still begs for more.

there is enough room on the inside to fit at least 40 footballs. the seats have seen a lot of butts over its life, so dont expect much there. i'd recommend keeping the seat covers on.

YOU CAN TAG THIS AS HISTORIC EVEN WITH THE NEW LAWS. IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU OTHERWISE, PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK AND TELL THEM TO EDUCATE THEMSELVES. GIT. GUD. OR. GIT. REKT.

uh i guess thats it. buy it with human dollars or trade me a motorcycle. will also take checks from Nigerian princes. please just text only. no calls. im probably not going to answer


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