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[–]virus_ridden 1256 ポイント1257 ポイント  (129子コメント)

Back when I played Far Cry 3 it was actually easier to crack the game than to try and get uplay working properly.

[–]black_stormy_0119 714 ポイント715 ポイント  (82子コメント)

Having uplay as a requirement to play is the best reason to pirate ubisoft games.

[–]Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddy 403 ポイント404 ポイント  (50子コメント)

The best pirate Ubisoft game was Assassins Creed... or did I misunderstand your statement?

[–]ImaginaryFrogRape 239 ポイント240 ポイント  (47子コメント)

Hahah hah

Ha.

H

I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol

[–]Calamnacus 127 ポイント128 ポイント  (36子コメント)

Your name.

W... What...

[–]ImaginaryFrogRape 636 ポイント637 ポイント  (35子コメント)

If you kink shame me, I swear to fucking god

[–]ChemicalMurdoc 156 ポイント157 ポイント  (18子コメント)

fucking god frog

[–]TThor 145 ポイント146 ポイント  (13子コメント)

swear to fuck a frog

[–]dick_in 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bet this guy has a monkey video saved.

[–]Evilmaze 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear I will fuck a frog. There you go. Now hand me over the $50.

[–]Necrognomicon 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Frogging frog

[–]djkw418 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Frogging fuck

[–]ImaginaryFrogRape 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're getting downvoted but I thought you were funny :(

[–]Pedophilecabinet 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I can't believe anyone would ever make a username as horrendous as yours

[–]Gyossaits 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Seriously, though:

That's not how you play Frog Fractions 2.

[–]Wiggedstewtoo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Made me laugh, enjoy gold.

[–]Drachenpanzer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dirty dirty, froggy style.

[–]david_bowies_hair 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me too! Shit what was my ubisoft password again?

[–]MacDerfus 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is funny. Also true on other level: Pirated AC2 ran better than DRM'd up AC2.

[–]apotheotika 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So Ubi gave one of the Assassin's Creed games out during the Ubi30 right? SO I got it. Installed Uplay. Tried to install AC. Between some weird controller issues I was having and navigating Uplay, I uninstalled it and got a pirated version. Everything worked flawlessly. I wasn't surprised.

[–]MostUnorthodox 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (27子コメント)

Yep. Don't let Valve off the hook though. Steam is still very much a form of DRM.

[–]andybuddy 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (22子コメント)

True, but at least it works pretty reliably.

[–]MilesBeyond250 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Now. This picture makes me think of the old days, when Steam first came out

[–]Classed 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

when steam first came out, there was only 1 game on it for the longest time: Counter-Strike 1.6, and friends never worked. It wasn't even a game purchasing platform then, just a friends list for CS, which did I mention never worked?

[–]Devan94 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's weird, kind of reminds me of how imgur began as an image hosting site for Reddit and now they have their own little community

[–]AerThreepwood 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Makes me think of that gif that's been circulating the internet for the last decade of the old style Steam loading bar which shows how painful it used to be.

Found it.

It's pretty accurate.

[–]ironplated 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Like when you had to be online, to get permission to play your games in offline mode. If your internet went out, you were pretty much screwed.

[–]DaedalusInGame 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Steam in 2004/2005 when it was first released (and required to play Half-Life 2) pissed a LOT of people off. Keep in mind this was back when a good portion of the world did not have access to fast broadband. It was horrible. It crashed constantly. It would often say it was preparing to launch a game and then never would.

But none of that matters I guess cause "STEAM SALE LOL TAKE MY WALLET"

[–]siernan 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's also over a decade ago, so, maybe cut them some slack after years of mostly reliable service instead of holding a shaky launch against them?

[–]Rumpullpus 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

none of that matters now because they fixed it. steam is very reliable these days to the point that when it does actually go down for maybe 15mins or so half the internet freaks out.

Uplay is a clunkly, broken mess of a DRM that doesn't even work that well. not to mention they force people who buy from steam to install it on top, which is the most annoying IMO. its the reason why I don't buy Ubisoft games. luckily for me I haven't missed much because of this rule. actually I have missed quite a few duds so props to Ubisoft lol.

[–]Forkrul 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Now. When Steam first came out it was a hot, steaming pile of shit.

[–]MostUnorthodox 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No argument here. I haven't had much trouble with Steam. Though I've been lucky enough to not have to contact support.

[–]WelpSigh 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

everyone always says "steam is DRM," but it's not necessarily true. you need steam to download many games, but the drm is optional. many games (especially indie ones) are drm-free and you can launch them without steam. you can even copy them on a flash drive, if you like.

[–]Nerdn1 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have no problem with DRM as long as the game still works and the system is flexible enough. I can share my Steam games with my brother and vice versa and play them from multiple machines. I can play most games offline, can mod to my hearts content, and everything just seems to work. Steam is DRM, but it seems to help more often than hurt, while many other pieces of DRM seem to punish customers.

[–]wrath_of_grunge 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (4子コメント)

This has almost always been the case. Every now and then Ubisoft makes a game that I think I might want to play, then I remember uplay.

As a direct result of uplay I do t purchase or play any Ubisoft games. I don't think I'm missing out on much.

[–]la-di-freakin-da 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Siege is pretty fucking good, and I personally think UPlay has upped their game considerably in the last few years, though obviously YMMV.

[–]omni42 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, it is less likely to get pissy and tell me I'm not allowed to play any registered games for no reason. A little anyways...

[–]Capybarattlesnake 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Do you have to have a virtual mount for FC3 crack?

[–]black_stormy_0119 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Most pirated games are downloaded and installed via iso files.

ISO file is basically a disc image of the original content + a folder with the crack. Daemontools is a drive emulator. You can get daemontools lite for free.

So you mount the ISO into daemontools, then your computer basically reads it as if you have a real game disc in a real physical drive, usually the autorun kicks in and you can just hit the setup or install exe. If it doesn't go to my computer, right click on the drive with the game in it and click open, that will show you the content that is on the disc. From there you can double click the setup executable, and you'll also be able to access the crack, which you'll have to paste into the game's install folder that holds the exe files, after it is finished installing.

The only thing that I didn't mention is that most games you're going to download are going to come compressed in a rar archive. You'll need winrar or an equivalent to extract the iso file, along with a decent amount of space.

Compressed aaa titles are anywhere from 35gb - 60gb, uncompressed obviously larger than that. So you're looking at over 100gb of free space just to extract the iso. And then the additional space you'll need to actually install the game. Once you're done installing the game you won't need the iso or the rar files(once you're done seeding) so you can get rid of them to get some space back.

[–]MagicKiwis 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (4子コメント)

So you mount the ISO into daemontools

Or you just unpack the .iso with 7-zip, skip the bullshit, and install it. 60% of the time, it works every time.

[–]Jass1995 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And 40% of the time, it works 50% of the time.

[–]tiger8255 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So....

it works 80% of the time?

Is my math correct?

[–]dastylinrastan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or just mount it natively with Windows 10 by double clicking it, bypassing yet more bullshit.

[–]kirillre4 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Compressed multiarchive games in the age of torrents, 100 Mb internet and 100GB releases is purest form of cancer known to man.

[–]mb9023 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Windows 10 has mounting built in. Or you can always extract isos into folders and just run the installer.

[–]josh_the_misanthrope 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You could technically burn the ISO to a physical disc, or use a legit copy and just get the crack. AFAIK it uses some sort of uplay emulator to work but it's been a while.

Mounting is not hard though. daemontools lite and bam.

[–]ThickAsABrickJT 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hell, if you run Windows 10, you don't even need daemontools. An ISO mounter is included in Windows Explorer.

[–]desseb 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Since Windows 8 I think (server 2012 r2 has the same functionality).

[–]Rounder8 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uplay randomly decided my legit copy of assassin's Creed brotherhood was pirated a month after I bought it and wouldn't let it launch. I had to crack the game I paid for just to play it.

[–]AquaBadger 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (15子コメント)

took like 2 hours to get farcry3 to work, last ubisoft game i every bought, never playing their games anymore

[–]Droppinbodies 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Hi, I use it currently to play rainbow six siege and its fine. It may have been shit in 2013 but its better now.

[–]devilwarriors 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (8子コメント)

We found the Ubisoft sale rep..

[–]BrettonTT 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's honestly not really any worse than steam nowadays. Yeah it doesn't have the same deals or amount of games or anything and it sucks you can't just have them all in one place, but the program itself works unlike in the past. I remember uplay would eat my entire bandwidth for no reason no matter what even when not downloading anything, making everything else unusable.

[–]minoe23 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just got Far Cry 3 over Christmas and I haven't had any issues yet, either. But then again, Steam just tells Uplay to start the game, I never actually open the fucking program.

[–]DeputyDamage 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, I remember those days. It has gotten loads better now though.

[–]_Blood_Fart_ 315 ポイント316 ポイント  (26子コメント)

What gets me is downloading Farcry 3 from the Steam servers, only to have Uplay re-download a package that is actually almost a gigabyte larger than the entire game.

Then the Overlay..... Yea turn that off and you will un-cripple most of their games. Brings farcry 3 from 25 FPS to 60 FPS on my crappy little alienware Alpha.

[–]Manburpigx 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite part of turning the uplay overlay off is how it warns me every time I launch a game. "We don't recommend you turn overlay off"

Fuck you uplay. Eat my shorts.

[–]alrightException 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (18子コメント)

A bit unrelated, but you're the only person than me that I know that has an Alienware alpha!

[–]Infidelc123 157 ポイント158 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Now kiss.

[–]nignogdigdog 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (6子コメント)

But then one will turn into an Alienware beta.

[–]Mornar 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's 6 in the mornong here and I already found my perspnal underrated comment of the day, nice.

[–]El_Hoxo 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Make me the second person.

[–]rebirth_thru_sin 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have one too:)

is that enough for fellatio?

[–]throwawoofwoof 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Alpha owner checking in. Pretty happy with mine!

[–]Hans_Trolljegeren 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah my first experience was with one of the Anno games. Excited to play, download finishes on steam. Uplay opens up, wait forever again. /lesigh

[–]polynomialpusher 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have gig internet and I still wouldn't wait for uplay. I just uninstalled it and will wait for a day when I have patience.

[–]slowest_hour 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I couldn't even get some ubisoft games to unlock from 30fps (black flag specifically)

[–]Dougy_Sampson 181 ポイント182 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Great, now how am I going to chat with my UPlay friends list?

[–]Melvis12 83 ポイント84 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Steam

[–]Dubstep_Hotdog 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I bought the crew on steam thinking I'd be free of UPLAY, nope.. I had to install the aids that is Uplay to play it on top of steam.

[–]Droppinbodies 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Believe it or not, you might get worse performance with steam because its running ON TOP of UPLAY. I could be wrong on that. I dont buy games on steam for uplay.

[–]bigfacemedia2 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Crew wouldn't work on my computer due to a hickup it has with my hardware that hasn't been resolved since it came up over a year ago....

[–]meluckycharms123 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So.. I can just uninstall this shitty disease?

[–]flukus 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish steam had a "never show me Uplay games" option.

[–]sayitinmygoodear 145 ポイント146 ポイント  (19子コメント)

"Oh neat! There is an Assassins Creed bundle at Humble Bundle. I don't own any of those."

Then I realize I don't own any of them because they always require uplay.

[–]fatkidscandystore 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (11子コメント)

I realized that too...,after I bought it.

At least I gave some money to charity.

[–]josh_the_misanthrope 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (10子コメント)

We should campaign for people to buy it, but to not give a penny to Ubisoft.

[–]wesim 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I gave all my money to charity but I feel bad because I want to reward Ubisoft for having a competing storefront that really isn't so bad anymore. They've really improved it and I'd hate for Steam to be the only store. It's pretty shit in some ways too.

[–]MacDerfus 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think peoples' problems is that they can't have a centralized platform; EA, Valve, and Ubisoft all have their own overlay and people don't want that many logins; I literally only use origin for Mass Effect 3 multiplayer because all my friends and community investment is on steem.

[–]Ronteque 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same here.. I was actually looking out for black flag then realized i didnt buy it on steam back then because uplay. The bundle doesnt even include black flag meh...

[–]AppleBytes 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right there with you buddy.

[–]TheEvilMetal 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bought a Tom Clancy bundle a while ago. Still haven't redeemed the keys because I really don't wanna install uPlay. I probably wouldn't have bought the bundle if I'd noticed the uPlay picture beforehand.

[–]kermityfrog 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I managed to play 1 and 2 without Uplay. The rest all require it and I've decided not to play them.

[–]Lord7777 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

2 is the best one anyways. Brotherhood and Black Flag aren't too far behind though.

[–]DoktorKruel 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn straight! I'll never buy another AC game until I don't have to install U-Prob with it.

[–]cardwarsaddict 125 ポイント126 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Oh your internet is out. Guess you can't play your completely offline game then.

[–]Big_Ol_Johnson 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Origin is right there with Uplay on that one

[–]Trazac 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Origin does have an 'Offline' mode, though. You just have to be able to connect to the internet to enable it.

[–]-ParticleMan- 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

and steam if you dont keep your shit up to date

[–]Jaywebbs90 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Steam too, At least when I first had to use it for Civ 5.

[–]_Wyat 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

im pretty certain steams offline mode has been around since before civ 5 came out

[–]bring_iton 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You have to connect to the internet to turn it on the first time though

[–]danscottbrown 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shh. This is a circlejerk thread.

[–]HYPERTiZ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Assassins Creed 2 would like to talk to you.

[–]Obstructor[🍰] 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (7子コメント)

1) Cancer

2) World Hunger

3) Uplay

[–]OneHappyAccident 118 ポイント119 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't get it, why are numbers 1 and 3 the same?

[–]Georginator2000 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well because uplay is way more deadly but affects less people, survivability for cancer varies but for uplay it's always 99% fatalities the rest get crippled. It is also infectious so if u see someone who uses uplay daily u have to shoot him/her and burn the body on the spot then contact the airforce to bomb a 20 mile radius of the pc

[–]Interaxis 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, cancer kills slowly. UPlay makes me want to kill myself as soon as possible.

[–]vag-rash 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (13子コメント)

I haven't had any issues with Uplay other than it's an inconvenience when 90% of my library is on Steam.

[–]bc87 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Try installing splinter cell:conviction on windows 8 or 10.

[–]SwineHerald 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Try updating Blacklist through Uplay. After upgrading to windows 10 and having Uplay decide that Blacklist was no longer installed and I'd have to redownload and reupdate again I decided to just buy the game on Steam instead. It was far less of a hassle.

Despite coming out long after Uplay introduced their own automatic updating service, and being a Ubisoft developed title, Blacklist uses its own separate updater. An updater which runs at roughly dialup speeds. An updater which can only download one update before you have to restart it. An updater which, while it can only download one update at a time, has an option that implies it can download all necessary updates without having to restart, but doesn't actually work.

I spent 6 hours babysitting Blacklists updater the first time around to get from 1.0 to the latest patch. The entire game, fully patched took less than 2 hours to download via Steam.

Certainly this isn't the issue with all Uplay games, but this is archetypal of the Uplay experience. It is horribly inconsistent. Some games are fine, others are a frustrating dumpster fire and it really shouldn't be like this when it is Ubisoft games on Ubisofts launcher. The worst part is Ubisoft is more focused on fucking social features and adding a third god damned achievement system than fixing the basic features of their download/install manager.. which is to say, DOWNLOADING and INSTALLING.

Beyond that even when Uplay works fine the download speeds are atrocious compared to Steam. Every time Ubisoft runs a free weekend I use Steam, because downloading from Steam means the download will be complete in 1-6 hours. Downloading from Uplay means the download will be complete 1-6 hours after the 72 hour free weekend finishes.

[–]wesim 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I played Blacklist last summer and I don't remember any of that. I just installed it through Uplay and it worked.

[–]DasInert 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I did that a few days ago and had no problems. What should I have run into?

[–]AppleBytes 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just got the Assassins Creed, Humble Bundle ..... Not steam game codes 😟

[–]HermitPrime 168 ポイント169 ポイント  (18子コメント)

Eh, I'm not a huge fan of Uplay since it just adds another unnecessary step with Steam, but it doesn't slow down my computer or freeze up.

[–]IrrelevantNameHere 206 ポイント207 ポイント  (8子コメント)

You're supposed to say funny things.

[–]PM-ME_SMALL-BOOBS 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bought steep and Rainbow Six Seige durong the steam sale. I haven't had any problems with Uplay yet.

A few years ago when I used it was buggy, but now I have 0 problems with it. Well, other than the extra step it takes to launch the games.

[–]liptonreddit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Men, ... you are going agains the circlejerk :(

[–]everypostepic 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Haven't had a single problem with it, other than being forced to install it. http://i.imgur.com/mKDkefZ.gifv

[–]peanutmanak47 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I haven't had any issues with it and neither have my friends. Don't know what the issue is.

[–]Cathlock 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Don't forget UPlay "points" hoarding.

I had it from PS3 to PS4 with all ubisoft games, and the points keep stacking up due to awards and trophies. I don't know why; for some reason I keep them. Even if they are pointless and the visual re-skins you can buy are pointless too; they are there; in my virtual and worthless account... getting dust and rotting away...

[–]TequilaWhiskey 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I actually buy stuff with them occasionally. Everytime I'm surprised I'm doing it.

[–]samster010 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

with like 200 points u actually can get 20% off a game

[–]Jupiterswrath 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For some fucking reasons AC Unitys points were like 10x the usual number. Still coasting off the few hundred points I unlocked in that game.

[–]7thhokage 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

with the division you can use them to buy in game items kinda useful i guess

[–]RazerBladesInFood 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My experience with Uplay.

"This game requires Uplay"

(Looks for another game)

[–]injeckshun 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (18子コメント)

This is how I feel about origin

[–]CraigAA1028[S] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Origin is an inconvenience. But Uplay is a living nightmare

[–]Creepness 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Neither are that bad. You start them up to play games and they even give you some for free.

OH NO, WHAT A NIGHTMARE!!!

[–]drummererb 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Right? I've played all the games from UBI 30, Watch_Dogs and Watch_Dogs 2, Farcry 3 and Primal, Anno 2027 and The Crew and have never had an issue with Uplay.

Hell I got WD2 through Steam, and when I use Steam to launch it, it just pops the Uplay Launching Game window and just seamlessly starts the game up. I have no idea what people are bitching about.

[–]wesim 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right? Uplay and Origin have even improved a lot.

[–]caitsith01 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uplay's login servers were recently down. Instead of telling me this, it let me try to log in multiple times, then suspended my account for 'suspicious activity' because of the multiple failed logins that uplay itself caused.

Then when I tried to login through the website or recover my password it treated this as additional suspicious activity, despite these steps also failing because the login servers were down, which uplay continued to not tell me.

This resulted in an exponentially longer suspension of my account, which uplay didn't tell me either.

I was left with no way to access my account, no information about why I hadn't been able to login, and no indication of when (if ever) the suspension would end.

When I tried to contact technical support I couldn't because in order to do this, you must log in to your uplay account...

Uplay is utter trash compared to both Steam and Origin.

[–]Ronteque 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Only reason i still have origin installed is BF1. Once im done with BF1, gonna remove origin too. But damn origin folders and registry will forever stick to my pc like a sore eye.. Fml

 

I think the only other 3rd party launcher beside steam that is actually not that bad is battlenet's app launcher.. Hmm

[–]NotSureIfTrolls[🍰] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those free origin games are actually sweet sometimes.

[–]toekneeg 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So weird I've never had a problem with uPlay.

[–]Cirilla_of_Cintra 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats my experiesnce with the fucking WindowsStore ._.

[–]wolfnamedkoga 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I.....don't have problems with Uplay.

[–]sandy_virginia_esq 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

uplay has always been a giant piece of shit. It's the main reason I don't play R6S anymore. Great game, but fucked so hard by ubisoft and uplay

[–]DaveLLD 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is a humble bundle for AC games today, I was intrigued , ready to buy even, then I followed the link and saw "Install on UPlay" and just noped out of there.

[–]slimezooka 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

uplay has never been that bad and my computer is absolute shit, lmao

i love how /r/gaming will circlejerk over steam but bitch about uplay and origin when its the exact same shit just as bad as uplay and origin, sometimes worse.

[–]dregwriter 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only Uplay game I own is the Division and everytime I open or close the division, it brings up Uplay and it freezes my entire computer for around 2-3 minutes and then goes back to normal. Looked up online, seems I wasn't the only one. Something to do with a controller being plugged in your computer...........don't even ask because the shit is strange to me too.

[–]thiosk 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

In my latest experiences with anno 2074 whatever I had no direct malfunctions with uplay, for once. I am so offended by opening steam to open uplay, however, that I neglected to obtain Anno 2273 whatever, you know, the moon one, despite reviews claiming it had the best sandbox mode of any anno, my preferred mode. I will probably break down in a sale and grab it some time but i am sick of having so many damn accounts and passwords. It makes security so difficult. This is exactly why i use reddit for all my gaming discussion because now I don't have to have 30 accounts on 30 forums, and its exactly why i use steam for all my actual gaming needs.

[–]gbru015 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its a figure of speech Morty, they're bureaucrats, I don't respect them.

[–]raspvidy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I miss anno 2070 can't play it 🙁

[–]Cynaren 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know this will be unpopular opinion, but I've never had technical issues with uplay.

I've heard a lot about the problems, while I've never encountered them. I don't know, maybe it's multiple softwares conflicting for resources. (and mine is a entry level gaming pc).

[–]GazaIan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know if this is Steam's fault or Uplay, but I bought a copy of the original Watch Dogs for $9 through Steam. It installed Uplay which I had to use to enter the activation key. The key I got was already used. Ubisoft's response was pretty much "you're not getting another key, bitch". Thank God for refunds.

[–]VoodooFarm 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember when I got a free Watchdogs download with my GPU. It was my first time using UPlay, I used it once then just uninstalled it. Ubisofts games aren't worth dealing with their shitty platform.

[–]sev1nk 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uplay is better than Origin, at least. I wish these companies would just work with Steam to better service their customers.

[–]morphinapg 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I understand that it sucks that it's not steam, but does somebody have any more specific reasons why they hate it? I've never had a problem with it. Same with Origin. Yeah I'd rather have those games on steam, but whatever.

[–]mgroad_trafficjam 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/iam6yearsoldandthisiscool

All aboard the StaleMemes Express we are going to visit the "uplay is a sucks amiright" circlejerk land. Chooo Chooo!

[–]Goyf_ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just wanna say that the usernames appearing in this thread are some of the funniest I've seen

[–]FUNKePills 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My friend had to refund steep because we couldn't get multiplayer working because of fucking uplay. Upon google searching all we could find was things ranging from flushing your dns to just praying it works. Fucking deplorable system that does nothing after release.

[–]psbass 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have the same experience with origin.

[–]AlamarAtReddit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've had more issues with Steam than UPlay... Course, I use Steam 100x as often...

[–]kperkins1982 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ug

I recently got a free code for watchdogs 2, downloaded uplay and attempted to sign in, only to find I'd been signed up for two party authentication and they wouldn't let me sign in (except that I didn't do it)

several days and terrible chat sessions later I found out the game is pretty hobbled on pc

fuck uplay, just put your shit on steam

[–]-ParticleMan- 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

the game runs fine on pc and the 2step authenticator uses the google authenticator, so you probably already have it. Log in and turn off authentication

[–]Rahzadan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My Steam library is over 4000 games at this point (I know, I have a problem). My UPLAY account has... 3 or 4 games. Of my 4000 games on steam, I absolutely refuse to buy any that require me to install UPLAY. Unfortunately this means I've never played any Assassin's Creed, recent FarCry, Tom Clancy games... I won't go near them until Ubisoft abolishes Uplay.

[–]dmdport 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have never had a major issue with uplay in the past and they have pretty good customer service. I was off the phone with them within 10 min.

[–]GurenMarkV 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This used to be the case. But gotta give where credit is due. They stepped up their game a little. Now it's usable. Windows is the new uplay which was the new origin. Only thing is that I think the circle of life might break this time and the windows store will always be shit.

[–]FatalMerk 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've only used Uplay for AC: Black Flag and The Crew and it works fine. Maybe it's certain games?

[–]barooboodoo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Off topic but I was on vacation recently and some asshole hacked my Uplay account and added 2 step authentication. I don't even really want to play anything on there right now but it rubbed me the wrong way that it's even possible. They should put a little more effort into making sure it's really the owner of the account adding the authenticator. On the flip side I feel like steam guard does a great job protecting my account.

[–]Roxas-The-Nobody 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The only problems I've had was when UPlay went down when they gave away Assassin's Creed

[–]JMDeutsch 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMFG I laughed for a solid minute at this. Ubisoft really is giving people smallpox to download their untested software!

[–]PIX3LY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For some reason, I read this in the voice of Mr. PoopyButthole.

[–]Brobandy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Realized I'm drunk when I read that as up-play and thought I'd stumbled upon something new and interesting.

Nope. Just stupid and drunk.

[–]OuchyDathurts 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would you like some DRM to go with the DRM that already exists by buying a game through steam? I'm sure you would!

[–]SockMonkeyLove 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't play Blood Dragon anymore because of their shit.

[–]N9nee 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i use uplay for rainbow six siege, never had an issue with it

[–]Point_and_Click_Guy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Having to start a game up in Steam and then have Uplay open so I could play the damn game made me seek a refund for Far Cry 3.

[–]cvl1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

My experience with uplay is that they locked me out of my account saying I have 2 step authentication even though I've never signed up for 2 step authentication. And when I try messaging them through twitter or any other form of support I get no answer.

[–]-ParticleMan- 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

so get the authenticator, log in and turn off authentication

[–]narikov 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Idk why but I read that in claptrap's voice

[–]clashbuster 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dont use uplay

[–]aytoms29 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My experience so far was it taking an hour to change my profile.

fun fact: use the phone app

[–]gbs5009 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Gah, the way the tried to ram it down my throat for Heroes VI REALLY irritated me. Certain items were unusable if you didn't connect via uPlay, but if you DID play on uPlay, it was impossible to save your game locally. You would then get locked out of your save file if you ever didn't have a connection.

I feel bad for the poor programmer tasked with writing that crippleware.

[–]univarseman 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Better than origin

[–]testikron 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uplay and Origin work just fine now. I'm just against having 3+ DRM systems to play my games.

[–]terrabadnZ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bought that Trials game a while back through steam. It would open Uplay through steam which would then open trials via steam again..