I never posted real life drama before, if you are going to try and fuck me please be gentle 😔

It is a bit boring but we all know you degenerates dont have anything better to do.

Also sorry for broken engrish I am a poor huehue

Long time ago, in a third-world shithole called Brazil, there was a horny guy with a clear and simple mission: getting laid. Lets call him R.

To achieve that goal R decided to find the slutiest girl from his facebook. We are talking about brazil here so this is extremely easy.

That girl turned out to be one of his old time friends, we will call her M.

R used his old time tricks to get into her pants, and by tricks I mean really bad lies. He lied and lied and lied and somehow she kept believing him. He told her he was going to help her, never let her down, even marry her if it came to that. He lied, they fucked, and then he dissappears for some days until he wanted to fuck again. Rinse and repeat.

Now of course after months of this situation M had enough. She got extremely pissed at him and decided to go full crazy. She told him she was pregnant, she harassed his family, she threatened him, you know all that crazy stuff that crazy people do. After 2 months of this she stopped.

One year after this story a new character enters the scene, a handsome, smart and compassionate guy, R brother, me!

I live in Spain but I went back to my country Brazil for a couple of weeks and stayed with my brother.

Of course I had to fulfill my time getting laid as much as possible ( as we know Brazilian chicks>European chicks ) and R told me about this chick that he knew that was super easy if you said the right words, M. Now, I didnt knew about their past except that they had some kind of relationship that went bad, but no details. I didnt knew about the crazy stuff that she did either, and my brother being the genius that he is decided that it wasnt important information anyway.

I contacted her and we decided to meet up to talk.

After 5 minutes of presentations she immediately starts to shit talk about my brother and tell me about all the things he did to her and about all the lies. I was focused on getting laid and honestly I dont mind talking shit about him, even though I love him, so I just started talking shit about him too. After a hour of me insulting him and faking disgust she starts seeing me with positive eyes. I kept telling her how I was different and better than him, and I guess the fact that I have a more chill personality than he does helped a lot.

Me being the gentleman I am decided to not lie to her about anything except a small detail, that I was going back to Spain. So I lead her on and I promise that I dont want just casual sex but more like a serious relationship and blablabla. She asks me if I will ever go back to Spain and I tell her that no and that I would bring her with me if I ever did.

So she falls for me and we fuck a lot. I kept meeting with her for those 2 weeks.

After those 2 weeks I went back to Spain and forgot completely about this whole thing. She spammed my whatsapp but I blocked her.

She then spergs out again and starts harassing everyone in my family again, including my mother and my father. She tells everyone that she is pregnant and that this time is for real ( wew ). And this time she goes as far away as telling people that I raped her.

This whole thing was back in march. And it lasted until everyone in my family blocked her. I forgot about her again and went on with my life.

The last month I came back to Brazil again. She found out that I was here and went to confront me personally. She starts to slap me in front of my house and to yell like crazy. Some ramdon dude had to control her because I am a pussy about even touching a woman ( not a fan of having the cops on me ). My brother gets out of the house to see wtf was going on and she starts to yell at him too wew

We had to call the fucking police because she just woudnt go away and well is my house so I just cant pretend that she doesnt exist while she insults me from outside.

So yeah I am here bleeding ( her fucking nails ) and thinking about never, ever, listening to my brother again.

TL:DR: Asshole brother makes chick go crazy, she then spergs out and fucks me up. Moral of the story: a whore would have been easier