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[–]TheMadBlimperPA 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (11子コメント)

He told me to have a good morning.

HE DOESN'T GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I literally can't even right now, it's very odd.

[–]Idontknow84RUS 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (6子コメント)

he

Did you just assume it's gender shitlord?? I can't even.. /s

[–]otherkin4trumpRUS 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

it

"it" is dehumanizing you mysogiphobic cunt, use XIS or ZER

[–]Idontknow84RUS 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you just assume it's species?! What if it's not human!?! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee /s

[–]Mckallidon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like being called it. TRIGGERED!

[–]satuhogosha 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did you just assume??!!!!

[–]DeltaDragonxxMO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you just assume that I assumed? YOU CIS SCUM!!!!

[–]briantrump -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He knows things! He knows things that other people dont. Smart!

[–]suzabusa 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THAT SHIRT COLLAR!!!!!!

That is an obvious display of manliness! He's rubbing his white male testosterone in my face! I'm so triggered right now!

[–]thedizzle11 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you seriously think this is how all liberals act? I can't believe you're so dense.

Consider me counter offended.

[–]TrumpVictory -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

DID HE JUST TELL ME HOW I SHOULD FEEL!?!

[–]princetrunksNY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

morning

Morning!?! Don't you realize that non-cis cultures are currently experiencing the evening!? How dare you use your mansplaining culture erasure speech today in [Current Year] /s

[–]zcomuto 107 ポイント108 ポイント  (11子コメント)

That use a comma offends me

[–]deciduous_conifer 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (7子コメント)

You're missing a word or something and it's triggering me

[–]zcomuto 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Did you just assume I accidentally a word?

[–]DirkDeadeye 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Did you just use a meme? Pepe is a meme and he's the symbol for white supremacists, you're totally triggering me. OH MY GOSH! Someone changed the report button to deport. I am literally shaking right now. You're clearly suppressing my right to have you banned by hiding behind this highly offensive "deport" button that I can't use because that would be totally offensive in itself. THIS ISNT FAIR! IM CALLING MY LAWYER!

[–]baybreezesNJ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Did you meme Trump into the presidency? You fucking racist, sexist, misogynistic, xenophobic, homophobic, totalitarian, Nazi bigot!

[–]dental_Relief -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's why Im with her. Women's rights are human rights.

[–]KosherDensityARMY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I called the ADL for ze because no person should suffer such hate speech!

[–]Ajk320 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Maybe he's asking if they're offended by today.

[–]DirkDeadeye -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I identify sexually as Tuesday and this is total bullshit that nobody is taking us Tuesxuals into consideration.

I fucking can't even..Hahaha

[–]KosherDensityARMY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally a minority since Tuesday is only one day of the week!

[–]AcisionneAUS 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Undone top button is clearly misogynistic.

[–]Tragically_American 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's called "chest-spreading" you shit-lord!!

[–]Shippoyasha 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Women being nude = empowering!

Men being nude = R A P E

[–]KosherDensityARMY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

chest rape, it is a problem and it is spreading

[–]DirkDeadeye 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't assume my deitism. I'm Lord of tea kettles.

[–]natelambert 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe that's two top buttons undone... MEGA misogynistic

[–]kevo7777 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Genetics made me gain another 10 pounds so now I can't fit into that Jabberjaw costume to go to my Furry convention to support Islam. MISOGYNY!"

[–]rsnydernhNH 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

WHY DONT THEY OFFER 25x sizes??!?!

[–]qhallley 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Shouldn't it be "good afternoon liberals"? Few are awake before 1 pm.

[–]WinterFresh04ROU 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well, they obviously aren't WOKE so I would argue that they are constantly sleeping anyway. :^)

[–]oneUnitUSA 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Didn't MTV ask you to stop using that word?

[–]ilike121212 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I believe only CNN has the right to use that word. It's different for them because they're a media.

[–]Davidkpa 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well...fuck MTV. After they stopped playing music in the morning that wasn't rap. I stopped giving a shit what they had to say.

[–]delete_her_account 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I beg to differ, work in IT and liberalism is a common scourge.

[–]thisguy883USAF -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (5子コメント)

This. I'm one of 3 Republicans In the office.

The rest of my team are liberal democrats who voted for Hillary.

I seriously hate how pseudointellectuals poison the IT field. Yes we can troubleshoot and fix weird shit on your computer, but the politics are backwards as fuck.

Its like working with hipsters. Ugh.

[–]roger_alienNAVY -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The 2016 elections showed who the real divisive people are in America--the left. There's still a lot of good people in there who have been indoctrinated so deeply that it will take a lot of chipping away of their tough cognitive dissonance shell and wake them up.

Right now, all of the angst from the left is based on speculation of what horrible thing President Trump might do. Every day that Trump doesn't live up to their Hitler fantasy, there's a chance for more people to wake.

[–]123ArcticIce321 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The 2016 elections showed who the real divisive people are in America--the left.

lol k

[–]rbelmontUSA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You disagree? By means, explain! Or are you just the lol type that we deport?

From here, it looks like your ilk has been sent back to the 1920s. Is the Democrat party even a national party anymore?

[–]QuetzalcoatlJesusUT -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Some special snowflakes are a little 'liberal' today with the downvoting

[–]HelpIveFallenOverAUS -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw you also got downvoted, I got you fam ⬆

[–]maigoh 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you just assume my timezone??!

[–]DirkDeadeye -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I identify as a marsupial so you're being insensitive to my gender identity by assuming I should be awake by your privileged timeframe.

[–]TallT66 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (6子コメント)

This should be a new morning show on Fox. "Good Morning Liberals!" would be the answer to what was the Colbert Report. A satire with a host that is "offended" by the most obscure and ridiculous offences. It's definitely time.

[–]rsnydernhNH 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"We now go live to Cuck Cukerson who's on location in Miami, where someone just had their gender assumed!"

[–]Davidkpa -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Umm Cuck Cukerson, we need you to stop eating your own shit...well we're having technical difficulties. Cuck Cukerson is really enjoying his shit eating and can't be bothered to do his job."

[–]SIMULATIONTERMINATED -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gavin McInnes has done some stuff like this it's hilarious.

[–]Frank-durst -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit this is actually a great idea, don't steal it it's mine now I call it.

[–]Davidkpa -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Before Colbert, I had an idea for a show but I realized having the host brutally castrate himself while having gurgling talking in tongues rage fits is only funny in the first episode. Then it gets kind of annoying. You'd need a new host every episode, castrating himself and eating his severed masculinity at the end of the episode then thankfully dying from blood loss.

[–]Purple_pajamas 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Colbert isn't offended. He just thinks conservatives are idiots.

[–]Populistwoogie 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Looks like Ariana Grande dressing as a whore is a big topic these past few days.

[–]rsnydernhNH 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

gonna need a link. with pictures.

for research.

[–]otherkin4trumpRUS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Populistwoogie 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here is Lauren posting the people commenting on her previous post about Ariana Grande, and she is sarcastically saying here how she loves Ariana now cause it triggers libtards. https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/814986155703881728

[–]Davidkpa -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Who's Ariana Grande other than that woman shows up in some commercial?

[–]Populistwoogie -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Some chick that sings about how she walks "side to side" cause she got fucked so hard the night before and doesn't want to be judged lul

[–]Davidkpa 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh...So she's disposable.

[–]Brethren123 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I want that on a bumper sticker! Big and Bold

Good Morning Liberals

[–]AnAppleSnail 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want that on a bumper sticker! Big and Bold

Good Morning Liberals

Offended by German police stopping mass rapes. I am not lying. "They should not have carefully watched [the culture that raped or sexually assaulted hundreds of women at last year's NYE]. Watching a culture based on past actions by them is racist."

[–]TechNarcissist88USA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally everything, Drumpf! RREEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]CoogsHouse281TX 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm TRIGGERED and LITERALLY SHAKING by that incorrect comma usage.

[–]Pete_is_neat 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dear Murica'. I want to be inside you. Love Canada

[–]turdcorn3 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I think today is Mariah Carey being called a bad singer.

[–]TimbuFTZBIL 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

sexism argggggg patriarchy misogyny

[–]Comanche_MoonTX 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

You need to keep up with the news. She claims she was sabotaged. Maybe it was the Russians?

[–]delete_her_account 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

As a part time sound guy (second job) it seems to me they accidentally played the version without the lyrics and homegirl forgot how it went.

[–]Comanche_MoonTX 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It wasn't just the lyrics that were off. She and her team were clueless about moves and the dance routines. She was instructing them when to dip and flip her and they looked baffled. Fox News reported that morning that she had called them to ask "when does the ball drop?" They were laughing about that all day.

Someone told me she looked and acted drunk and has trashed a performance before because of drinking. Whatever the case, they looked like there had been no practice at all before performing.

[–]kevinstonge 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

DHS reports that the sound system failure that affected Mariah oCarey's performance was of a nature and origin consistent with Russian tactics in disrupting communications systems. [translation: somebody fucked up, Russians fuck up sometimes, so the nature of the fuck up is a human fuckup which is consistent with a Russian human fucking up; the origin of the fuckup was a person, Russians are people, so the origin is consistent with Russian fuckups] ... I write this because this is what the actual report looks like - they use loophole words ... just like the fucking Clintons.

[–]Cureless_PoisonCAN -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess her vocal cords have been sabotaged for the past few years then, huh?

[–]folkov[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was Russians, not her

[–]BuckChassFL 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're offended by saying they're offended by things.

[–]Bernedout_Trumpedup -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME I'M WANTING A GOOD MORNING! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]PurpleHarleyUK -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're offended by the dictionary definition of the word "liberal" - Being they are pretty much the opposite of the meaning.

[–]AmericasBrother -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a liberal who saw this on r/all.

I laughed really hard at this.

[–]Darth_Alpha -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I usually don't upvote these things, but this amused me. Well done!

[–]bucsboy246 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I see that face, I know everything is going to be alright.

[–]Tragically_American -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

YES!!!

-the left

[–]DirkDeadeye -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The person at Starbucks said have a nice day. Like yeah easy for you to say with your cismale white privilege. And my boss said I can't color anymore because I'm not getting work done. I think I'm going to have a talk with HR, I'm totally being singled out. How am I going to decompress after such a stressful experience?

[–]SkippyiloveVA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

wakey wakey

[–]somethingsomethingbj 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The placement of that comma

[–]rollingdubsget 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is that comma, there?

[–]ManusJustusUSA -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're getting brigades hard. Wait, I just assumed an adjective.

[–]SophieDUK 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That he followed a kitten twitter account.

[–]AnotherSmegHeadUSAF -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Being a "piece of meat" I guess. I got news for Ariana, we're all made of meat. You're not a pumpkin person or a pudding person or a composed of some soy substitute. There should be a nickname for that too like, "Hello meatie!" or "Hey Babyback" or "Of course I remembered our anniversary tenderloin". So many possibilities. Maybe then this counter-productive metaphor will be dropped and we'll no longer be in denial that we are shakin' bacon.

[–]MemeMagicka 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That comma placement tho

[–]rsnydernhNH -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No liberals are literally offended by today. The very day they are living in offends them. A constant state of being offended.

[–]RhamniSWE -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Whatever you've got going on, basically."

[–]ElementaryMyDearWat 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That unnecessary comma on the bottom line is extremely offensive.

[–]You_Stealthy_BastardID -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did he just assume my time of day?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]StinkyFeetPatrol 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Delete your account I'm literally shaking.

[–]FiiZzioN 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apparently professors.

[–]rjsss 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That comma usage mostly.

[–]rsnydernhNH -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump doesn't have good mornings, mornings have a GOOD TRUMP.

[–]jdizzle161 -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you just ASSUME they are offended? Don't try to label them with offended terms, that offends them!

[–]KCDeVoe 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's funny because Trump gets offended by everything.

[–]tito333 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow6JSv_I1Oo

[–]MichaelJBRocks -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Something involving the police profiling Muslims in Cologne has a lot of them triggered.

[–]zer0fuksg1v3n -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the current year!

[–]ice-minusCAN -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So true, so true

[–]speelcaster9 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw you also got downvoted, I got news for Ariana, we're all made of meat.

[–]zakarum 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Happy Holidays, r/the_donald!

[–]hmmmUmea 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

By blatant corruption

[–]Muttrix83 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It offends me they're called "liberals"

[–]hscorpio -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Celebrating New Years on January first doesn't respect the mesoamerican calendar. I party on day 73 Tzolk'in cycles.

[–]mcdok -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damn I love you guys so much. I love waking up to shit like this, makes my day.

[–]sonofbaal_tbc 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well , I have you know those RACISTS in germany just RACIALLY PROFILED POC and Muslims (YES ISLAM IS A RACE SHITLORD). They just want to express their culture XENOPHOBIC WHITE FUCKING MALE

[–]Toby_le_rone 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Happy holidays Conservatives.

[–]kbuff 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That dick holster is soooo offensive

[–]ironlotus69 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That comma placement.

[–]georgelarson2 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is pretty funny and is sure to offend and trigger Liberals.

(it's a fat joke from Garfield)

[–]foxtosser 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm offended by the misused comma.

[–]VVanderlust8883 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When alt right inbreeds don't understand proper comma use.

[–]YoungJumpROU 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUNNY ISN'T IT

[–]HectorHazardRUS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kek 56% upvoted REEEE

[–]NorthernSpectreNOR 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My bet will be the necessary racial profiling in Germany to prevent massive amounts of sexual assaults.

[–]Ne007 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well...they aren't offended by ball fondling and rectum probing in sports....to reddit cuckland, it belongs in sports:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/5ljwub/clemsons_christian_wilkins_apologizes_for_groping/

[–]plumoyplata 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey guys look at these pansies that make fun of liberals and SJWs but get TRIGGERED when you have different opinion than them. You guys are far left than you realize it lulz