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  • Thorn: Hey Diggers, I am not your enemy.   I think you are a bit confused  on who your enemy is.  You see, you are  laboring to get all these pretty rocks, but you aren't getting them all, but instead are losing quite a few to this lazy Sharptooth, who ties you up. leaving you as bait.  If you want to be free, and also keep lots of pretty rocks, you can follow my advice.  

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    • A digger: "Alright, we will side with you on one condition. Do you think you can fight the beast if he releases it?"

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    • Thorn: What kind of beast?  

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    • Ptero: I can help too.  I can fly. 

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    • Understanding: "I been wondering where you been Ptero, I do like your company."

      A Digger: "You see, the bigger fighters are still in reserve, we Diggers are more nimble and know the place well. If things really heat up you will not only face diggers, but their are 15 egg stealer solders, 7 other large sharpteeth, and finally, their is that beast. He is very tall, has horns like a bycetatops, teeth like, weal that part is common enough, but he is the champion in the arena. If you make it past him, then you face Bartholomew himself. Think you can handle that?"

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    • Thorn: I have an idea.    (He comes near some of the Digger army.)  Guys, I have an issue. My new wife is really pregannt.  And she is going to have some eggs soon.   Could you please move aside, so we can get through?

      Jasmine: (Plays along) Ouch!  The eggs!  Ouch!  Oh this hurts!  I'm going to kill you for this Thorn!

      Understanding: (Whispers to Midngith) Seems convincing enough.   I mean, that's typical female nesting beha---(Midnight slaps him across the face.)

      (The Diggers agree, and move aside.  The group moves past.)

      Thorn: (To the good Diggers) Ok, got past that group.  Now to start dealing with some of these monsters.   

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      In the current room their is pools of lava surrounding a huge platform. Their is a huge stone slab being used as a drawbridge. A stone thrown above where Bartholomew would normally be watching. And 2 rocks closed together, perhaps a door. The diggers at the draw bridge signal to the group with a yellow treestar.

      A digger: "Their to far away to hear us, their asking for the pass word."

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    • Thorn: I don't know the pass word.  The only thing I can think of passing right now is gas.  Those fish I ate are dong weird things to my insides.   

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    • Jasmine: 'Weal, you just going to stand their? what's the pass word?"

      A digger: "I don't remember. I think its to wave back with a red tree star"

      Another digger: "Are you stupid? the pass word is to wave back with a green tree star, wave with a red tree star and we are toast!"

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    • Thorn: (Waves a green tree star) (They cross the bridge) Ok, where is this beast thing?  We're trying to free your kingdom.  

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    • A digger: "In their." *points to the 2 rocks that make a door*.

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    • A digger: "should we let it out?

      Midnight: "Would you want to be locked up?"

      The diggers begin to move the 2 huge plates of rocks, 2 light red heavy orange shaded eyes glow in the darkness within.


      .*Roooaaaar!*

      Ceratosaurus

      Aren't I gorgeous?

      "I am the champion of the arena, who is my latest contestant?"

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      Understanding: "Actually?"

      The beast: "Wear is the crowed?"

      Understanding: "Actually."

      The beast: "Where is my contestant?"

      Understanding: "Oh for the love of lemons can someone get him to pay attention?"

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    • Ptero: I have an idea.   (He flies near the creature) Come and get me!  (He grabs some of the green and red Tree Stars that the Diggers had.)  (The creature tries to snap at Ptero, but Ptero moves out of the way, throwing the Tree Stars into the creature's mouth.)  He's not a Bothtooth like me, so he should not be happy about these Tree Stars.  

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    • The beast gets really angry and lets out a roar so powerful it alerts the entire base.

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    • Suddenly where their would normally be a audience, we have one. 15 egg stealers line up in big lesser stone thrones, 8 diggers as well in really small ones around the great stone thrown Bartholomew sits in, 20000 diggers then begin to fill in the rest of the space, 2 parasaur slaves who have been missing from the great valley for 5 years also show up.

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    • A tinny digger walks up to a ledge: *with a huge voice*"Ladies and gentlemen, it seems, unexpectedly and without invitation, we have this weeks big game. A epic struggle for life and death between fast biters, diggers, and.... a mutant flier?"

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    • (Ptero, Thorn, and Jasmine tie up the beast and bring it down.)

      Ptero: As you can see, we beat your creature.

      (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Elizabeth, and Ruby arrive.)

      Chomper: Followed the smell of Fast Biter.   Went right to you.  

      (Cheramie, Lorenzo, Dakota, Flavia, and Farrell also arrive, followed by Perrin and Reina and Leafie.)

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    • Ducky and Spike free the parasaurs that had been enslaved.

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    • (Pterano and Etta arrive.)

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    • Pterano: Mr. Understanding, you dropped these.  (He gives Understanding his spear thing and hsi other inventions that he'd left at the surface.)

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    • The crowed is silent and aww stricken that their champion was beaten so easily (and a bit anti climatically. But ok.)

      Bartholomew: "Weal, I never thought I'd see the day. Very well, as is tradition after surviving in the arena... *mumbling* a tradition only made because I thought no one ever would.* You get one wish and I have to grant it no matter how stupid it is."

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    • MongooseLover wrote: Pterano: Mr. Understanding, you dropped these.  (He gives Understanding his spear thing and hsi other inventions that he'd left at the surface.)

      Understanding: "No, those where for you incase I needed backup. Guess you never got the message. I still have my own."

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    • Lord of the STARS wrote:
      The crowed is silent and aww stricken that their champion was beaten so easily (and a bit anti climatically. But ok.)

      Bartholomew: "Weal, I never thought I'd see the day. Very well, as is tradition after surviving in the arena... *mumbling* a tradition only made because I thought no one ever would.* You get one wish and I have to grant it no matter how stupid it is."

      Ptero: Ok, then, I wish for 10 more wishes that you have to grant no matter  how stupid they are.   

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    • Bartholomew: ...... "I... really should have thought of that.... granted mutant flier. what are they then?"

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    • Ptero: (To Midnight and Understanding) What should I ask him for? 

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    • Midnight: "What is your backstory?"

      Bartholomew: "When I first hatched my parents took one look at me and said "Great, we I see we produced a runt." and kicked me out of the nest. Without a family I grew bitter, and survived by eating snakes bugs and the eggs of flatteeth. One day I accidently knocked down a tree full of purple tree sweets and discovered the..."

      Understanding: "I think he meant about our 10 wishes."

      Midnight: "Right.... Um, I'll let Jasmine make the first one."

      Jasmine: "To start I wish none of us will be enslaved."

      Bartholomew: "Very well, between showing your speed cunning and strength through out our finding of you I suppose you have earned your freedom. Anything else?"

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    • Thorn: And I'd like to request that you free the rest of your prisoners, including those parasaurs you took from the Great  Valley. 

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    • Bartholomew: "Can i still keep the diggers?"

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    • Thorn: If they like what they are doing, I guess so.

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    • Bartholomew: "Alright, then you can take the prisoners with you. Anything else?"

      The beast, still tied up replies "Can I get a wish to? I would like to die. I didn't even last 3 seconds in battle and thus I am not worthy."

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    • (Thorn unties the beast, feeling sorry for him.)

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    • the beast: "For what cause do you spare me? If you think I can, I will have it fulfilled."

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    • Thorn: I see now cause to kill you.  After all, my friends and I had secret stuff that we developed.  

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    • the beast: "I have no interest in secrets, unless they are important for me to know about. Nice to meet you. Got anything to eat? lunch time for me is normally 5 minuets ago, I get grouchy on empty stomach."

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    • Ruby: What do you normally eat?

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    • The beast: "Slaves who refuse to work and battle contestants who lose. Its kinda required, feeding a large meat eater like me is expensive. In the wild I would require large things like three horns and longnecks to be sustained."

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    • Thorn: Wow, how did we beat something so big?

      Ptero: Because we underestimated its size when fighting it and writing the script, thus we beat it too easily.

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    • 2 Diggers remain with Jasmine and Thorn, the first doesn't know for sure if he has to still be with them and not try to get away, the second simply decided to join him.

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    • Mongoose Lover: I just thought of something.  Should we bring in a Sharptooth snow sorceress (like Elsa) that will free the Great Valley in deep deep snow at some point in "A Warm Cold Time"?

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    • (weal I got to admit, it would make a great Christmas themed chapter in the story. I will have to think about that one.)

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    • MongooseLover wrote: Ptero: (To Midnight and Understanding) What should I ask him for? 

      Understanding: "I honestly still don't see any ways my life can improve. I have a wonderful set of places to live, I have Midnight and our children, and I am a dinosaur. How can life possibly get any better? I thought I would be able to think of something by now but I guess not."

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    • Lord of the STARS wrote:

      MongooseLover wrote: Ptero: (To Midnight and Understanding) What should I ask him for? 

      Understanding: "I honestly still don't see any ways my life can improve. I have a wonderful set of places to live, I have Midnight and our children, and I am a dinosaur. How can life possibly get any better? I thought I would be able to think of something by now but I guess not."

      Midnight: "I can think of one way, Thorn is going to be our son in law. We will have grandkids."

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    • Lord of the STARS wrote:

      Lord of the STARS wrote:

      MongooseLover wrote: Ptero: (To Midnight and Understanding) What should I ask him for? 

      Understanding: "I honestly still don't see any ways my life can improve. I have a wonderful set of places to live, I have Midnight and our children, and I am a dinosaur. How can life possibly get any better? I thought I would be able to think of something by now but I guess not."

      Midnight: "I can think of one way, Thorn is going to be our son in law. We will have grandkids."

      A young fast biter: "I have a wish, but I'm afraid it can only be granted by time."

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    • Midnight: What was the wish?   

      Young Fast Biter 2: Can I wish that Jasmine will leave and I get her room?

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    • The young fast biter: "I've been hoping for a female of my own for some time now. But like I said, that requires time."

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    • Jasmine: "Hey Thorn, would you like to get married hear in this nice romantic place with the lava, would you like to get married at the great valley, or in Hunter Valley, or perhaps all 3 just for 3 times the fun?"

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    • Thorn: All three.  

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    • Jasmine: "Then my wish, is for a wedding." she smiles.

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    • Bartholemew: Granted.

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    • Midnight: "Awww, our daughter is all grown up and getting married!"

      Understanding: "This calls for a celebration."

      A young fast biter: "Eh, no big deal." she says somewhat jealously.

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    • Thorn laughs at one of the young fast biters.  "So much for dying a virgin.  Ha!"

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    • They hide their face in shame.

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    • Thorn: Can I do the wedding now?   

      Flavia: Thorn, you're actually getting married?

      Thorn: Yes sister.

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    • Thorn: There is something else you should know about me, Jasmine.  I'm a Dakotaraptor.  That's why we are the same size.  It's because  you're a Utahraptor.  

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    • Jasmine: "I don't get it, why does she seem so surprised?"

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    • The tinnyiest digger with the biggest voice: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered hear today..."

      .*a lightly crying digger distracts him.*

      "To celebrate the glorious union of these 2 lovers..."

      .*The crying digger cries harder*

      "Into a oath of eternal..."

      .*Crying digger breaks out in loud sobbing* "Oh it is so beautiful!" shouts the crying digger.

      "Do you mind?!" says the loud voiced digger..."

      Sorry. says the crying digger.

      "Into a eternal bond of..." The crying digger cries harder then ever. "Their so beautiful together! How romantic..."

      Loud voiced digger: "Hear, have a wedding cake." *tosses the interrupting digger to them.*

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    • Flavia: Fine, Thorn, if you're married, then I get your room.  (Smiles)

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    • Understanding: "It depends on who's pack they will prefer to live in ok? Who ever they choose to stay with, they will be in which ever room preferred together and the one they leave is up for grabs."

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    • Tinny digger with a big voice: "Jasmine, do you take this hansome male to be your mate?

      Thorn, do you wish to have this hansome female to you bewed?"

      .*whispering to himself*: "If you 2 say no your $#!*%$& stupid."

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    • Thorn: Yes I do.   

      Jasmine: I do.  Also, why is Flavia poking fun at you?

      Thorn: Because she is my twin sister.   

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    • Big voiced tiny digger: "Then I now pronounce you... You get the idea just kiss already, before I start to cry."

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    • Thorn and Jasmine kiss.  

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    • Some diggers throw yellow rocks into the lava, it CRACKs! producing sparks and smoke.

      Many of them applaud.

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    • Thorn: Now what Jasmine?  

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    • Jasmine: "Lets go back to the great valley, as much fun as it is underground, I want to see the surface again, and feel the light of the bright circle again."

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    • Midnight: We ask for 10 more wishes that you have to grant no matter how ridiculous they are.  Also, we'll come back later for the wishes.

      (The group leaves.  They find Yeti on the way back up and take him back up to the surface.)

      Jasmine: That light feels good.  (The sun soon goes down.)

      Thorn: Now what?

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    • Jasmine: "Would you like to mate again?"

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    • Thorn nods.  The two head into a rock cave, heading above the Great Valley.  They rest in a room that is warm and keeps them safe from the snow blowing outside.   Jasmine lies on the floor.  "Ok, I'm ready." she says.  

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    • Thorn smiles mounding her gracefully. Their Mating begins.

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    • Thorn asks Jasmine "In the event that you get pregnant, do you have any preferences on where you would like to build a nest?  I can build it anyplace, though I would prefer not to build it over flowing fire or too near an Egg Stealer lair." he says.  He begins to lick Jasmine in the face.   

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    • Jasmine licks back. "I'd suggest asking mom advice where its safest to nest to keep out egg stealers, I'd prefer near the beach, about 480ft behind the grassline out of reach of the sand. Tomorrow how about we prepare a feast, mostly egg stealers to, inspire fear."

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    • "On a beach?  In the middle of a cold time?  Seems kind of risky." remarked Thorn, now rubbing Jasmine's shoulders.   "As you know, I'm more fond of Egg Stealers and Domeheads than Flatteeth.  However, and don't tell Chomper this, but I HAVE killed Flatteeth before.  You see, sometimes I've come across ones that managed to get away from other Sharpteeth, but they may be missing a leg and an arm, or missing two legs or something like that.  They'll NEVER be able to live for long.  Either they'll die of hunger, blood loss, or some other Sharptooth will get them.  So I just sneak up behind them and give them a quick bite to the throat.  Ends their pain.  Also, sometimes, I've gotten Flatteeth that I knew my pack would get anyway, even if the Flatteeth weren't hurt too badly.   I had to maintain the illusion that I was a regular Sharptooth, or else my pack would have gotten inquisitive and they would have found Leafie and killed her." said Thorn.  d

      "You really like Leafie." said Jasmine, now rubbing her face into Thorn's neck.   "She has been a good friend.  I wish I could have raised a Flatooth as a child." 

      "It's hard work." said Thorn, kissing Jasmine.  "I never got to play much with the other Fast Biters, as I was always watching Leafie."

      Jasmine presses herself closer to Thorn and begins to stroke his head.   "Well, I know you can take care of me then." she says.

      After a couple of hours, they finish their mating.  Thorn dismounts her.

      "Hope I didn't hurt you.  I was trying to be gentle." said Thorn.  He lays on the ground and moves Jasmine's head onto her shoulders, thus allowing her something soft to use as a pillow, rather than the ground.    "Goodnight my dear Jasmine.  If you need anything, just wake me." he says, closing his eyes and falling asleep.  

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    • Jasmine smiles. "Thank you Thorn, your a excellent lover. Hope you enjoyed."

      She begins to drift into slumber.

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    • Thorn wakes up the next morning.  He notices that it is colder in the room.  "Sure seems cold." he remarks.  He then notices a hole in the roof, where apparently too much snow gathered over a weak spot in the cave and caved it in, allowing snow to blow into the room.  The snow has landed near Thorn and his new wife.   Thorn shakes Jasmine awake, not too hard so as not to make her wet herself in fright, but enough to get her out of her deep sleep.   "Dear, there is a problem.  The ground sparkles have accumulated and broken a hole in the roof.  We'll have to go rest somewhere else tomorrow night.   In the meantime, it's time to get up.  We're going to hunt Egg Stealers." 

      Jasmine gets up, stretching and yawning.  "So sorry to disturb you, but I didn't want you to catch a chill."  

      Two tickle fuzzies, wanting to avoid the cold, run into the cave.  They halt near Thorn and Jasmne.  "Oh no, Sharpteeth!" they cry.    They try to run, but Thorn soon has them pinned down.  Thorn picks them up by the tail and brings them to Jasmine.  "I got you a morning donut." says Thorn.

      "No, I've been caught!" moans one tickle fuzzy

      "Hey, don't I get a say in this?" grumbles the other tickle fuzzy.

      "Yes, I suppose.   You can mention your last words, regrets in life, things you would like to do if you weren't going to be a Fast Biter's breakfast, etc.   But you most likely won't change my mind." says Thorn.

      The tickle fuzzies sweat nervously as they see Jasmine lick her licks and look at the tickle fuzzies as a dog would look at a bone that his owner is dangling above him.

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    • Jasmine: "And breakfast in bed to! Theirs no end to how wonderful you are is their?"

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    • Thorn confesses "Actually, they came to me." 

      "Wait, is she your mate.  She looks ugly." says one of the tickle fuzzies.

      "Shut up.  You want them to eat us?" grumbles the other.

      "Why should we be nice?  I mean, it's clear we're about to meet our end." says the first.

      "Fast Biters, please get it over with quickly.  I can't complain too much.  I've already been around 80 years." says the first one.

      "Shut up gramps.   Let me do the talking." snaps the younger tickle fuzzy.   "You two are ugly and I hope you miscarry all your eggs, get divorced, and then get stepped on by a Sailback!" 

      "You don't have to be belligerent." says the first tickle fuzzy.

      "I'll be like I want pops.  They're gonna kill us no matter what." says the second one.  He spits at Jasmine.

      "That's my wife you spat at!" Thorn growls.

      "He really has a big mouth.   I can't get himi to stop his rudeness.  Please, just get it over with and don't take his actions out on my by doing something like slowly killing us." says the first tickle fuzzy.  

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    • Jasmine: "Lets share the rude one together, you get one half, I get the other.

      (JP2 T.rex share stile.)

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    • Thorn and Jasmine bite into the rude one and share him.   

      "That was delicious!  Do you like it my dear?" Thorn asks.

      Jasmine asks "What about the other one?"

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    • Thorn: "I thought about letting him go just so he can teach others to not be so rude, but you can eat him if you want."

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    • Jasmine: I'll let him go.  (The tickle fuzzy scampers off.) (The two head down toward the beach.  They spot some Egg Stealers nearby.)

      Thorn: Very quietly, we'll get the jump on these things.  (The two silently creep toward the Egg Stealers.)  

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    • An egg stealer (to the other egg stealers) "You know theirs nothing good about the cold times. Other dinosaurs stop laying eggs, greens go into hibernation, I am so hungry. Hopefully the big water will provide us with a meal."

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    • Thorn calls to them "Speaking of meals."  He pounces, slaying one of the Egg Stelaers.

      The Egg Stealers try to run, but Jasmine attacks another, bringing the Egg Stealer down.  The two Fast Biters chase the remaining Egg Stealers into a corner.   

      "Oh good, a Thanksgivinig feast." said Thorn.

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    • The egg stealer picks up 2 sticks and holds them in a cross shape. "Now stay back. I'm warning you!"

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    • Thorn asks "What are you doing?  I've seen trapped prey do some crazy things, but this takes the cake."

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    • the egg stealer: "The plan was to run away after you are distracted by uncontrollable laughing ."

      Jasmine: "That ever work before?"

      Egg stealer: 10 times"

      Jasmine: "Weal I'm sorry, but this time your food, now if you can maby close your eyes so you don't see it coming?"

      Egg stealer: "I won't surrender. You either kill me or I survive simple as that."

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    • the egg stealer tries using the 2 sticks to climb up the corner.

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    • Thorn jumps up and bites him in the arm.  The Egg Stelaer falls down and lands next to Jasmine.  "Now, I suggest you close your eyes." she says to the Egg Stealer.  

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    • Egg stealer: Wait WAIT, I can tell you where 45 other egg stealers are you can eat instead."

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    • Thorn: 45?  Mmmmm.  (Licks lips) Ok.  

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    • The egg stealer: "Thank you, now come with me... He gets up, begins to head off.

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    • The two Fast Biters follow him.  Thorn whispers to Jasmine "It's possible that it's a trick to get away.   Keep an eye on him."  

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    • Egg stealer: "Weal, it might be, but those 45 other egg stealers do exist. But tell me, what would you call someone who is willing to let their family get eaten just to save them selves?"

      Jasmine: "A coward."

      Egg stealer: "Exactly. Bye bye now." He trips them with his tail then makes a break for it.

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    • Thorn and Jasmine attack him and slay him.   They have now killed all the Egg Stealers that they were after, having killed the others before the escapee got away.   

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    • Jasmine: "Weal at least he was nice, just wish he would stop fussing and take it like a man. Now, lets bring our kill home."

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    • Jasmine: "I have a request, can you skin them and make their hide into more of these."
      Rock shelter
      "Dad made them because ever since these swimmers assaulted us he wanted a way to block attacks. I swear this thing could stop Cera's horns, but sadly the impact will still hurt."
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    • Thorn does as she asks.  "Here are your Egg Stealer skins my darling." he says.  

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      Jasmine: "I been meaning to ask, when you mate with me, why does my cloaca continue to feel warm even after you dismount like their's still something in it?"

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      Thorn: What do you mean?   Are you asking to do it again?  

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    • Jasmine licks his cheek. "Later, first lets enjoy a good meal. After that I want to see if these 45 other egg stealers can be found, so the whole family can feast. Bad news for them, good news for us. Then another round."

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    • Thorn asks "Now what was it you said you had a problem with?"

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    • Jasmine: "You see when the sun is blocked by clouds the crystal trick don't work, we need another way to create fire. But I don't know what else could do the job. Lets ask my dad if he has a idea."

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      Thorn: No, I meant about your you-know-what.  You said that you had issues.   Was I hurting you?  I'd hate to hurt you.  

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      Jasmine: "No, you provide great mating, and I love everything about mating with you, just curios to know what all was going on inside my cloaca when yours was pressed againced mine, aside from the awesome pleasure."

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      Thorn: No idea.  As  long as you aren't hurt, I'm happy. 

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      Jasmine: "Felt like, a warm liquid, stayed your body temperature for a while, causing my rear end to be kept warmer in this cold."

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      Thorn: That is good.   I like you being warm in the cold.   Now, let's go eat some Egg Stealers.  

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      Jasmine: Weal what ever the opposite of hurt is, that's what I'd say you did. Now, lets rejoin the others, we have 2 publicly appropriate questions that need answered."

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    • Thorn and Jasmine come to her parents.  "Now what is it you wanted to ask us Jasmine, dear?" said Midnight.  

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      Jasmine: "We where wondering, when I am impregnated, what is the best nesting strategy?"

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      A Jasmine Brother: "Sis, you missed it, their where egg stealers, at least 45 of them, sadly they got away, but we will trail them later."

      Understanding sniffs the air, then looks at his stick.... "Could have sworn a puff of smoke came off this wood." he feels it, then yelps in pain as it burns him... "Strange, I'm no wear near the fire pit, and the fire is out... Oh weal." he continues his construction.

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    • Thorn: About that Papa, Jasmine and I got 45 Egg Stealers.  

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    • Dil: No my mate and I are here.   I don't like the cold.  

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      Understanding: "I am so proud of you. Now we can have a proper feast to celebrate good times with good friends."

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      Midnight: "Just checking, I will still need you when the waters warm."

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    • Thorn says "Actually, the food is just for Lorenzo, Flavia, Dakota, Dil, Ichy, Chomper, Isabelle, Farrell, Cheramie, Jasmine, myself, my parents, and her parents.  I guess we can bring Jasmine's siblings along too.  I don't think Littlefoot and the others would care to eat Egg Stealer.  Except perhaps Ruby and Guido.  What do they think?"

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    • Understanding: "Very well, I would be glad to contribute anyway, if you need help with anything. But I understand." He then begins to put a notch in the other side of the stick.

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    • Thorn says "I'm not taking your daughter from you.  She'll alwasy be your girl.  It's just that, I love her.   I've decided that I'll be the one to watch over her from now on.  You have your other children." 

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    • The second notch in the stick is finished, however it is also smoldering from the friction. He uses wet water greens to latch on 2 stones anyway.

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    • Thorn: If I may Papa, I thnk that you rubbing that together is creating fire.  

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      Jasmine: "We where wondering, when I am impregnated, what is the best nesting strategy?"

      Midnight: "Normally females don't lay eggs during the cold time, but its possible having fire is changing that particular effect. Does your current place have good ventilation? Because at this point I think the best way to keep safe eggs, is to make your territory well defended."

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    • Thorn whispers to Understanding "She is going to be having eggs.  Third time tonight will be a charm.  I already have a plan for her.  It will cost some tickle fuzzies their lives, but if it will please Jasmine, it will be worth it.  You see, I'm going to use their skins as a sort of pouch thing to put the eggs in.  Then they will be warm.  Also, it will make it harder for Egg Stealers to find.  However, Egg Stealers will be afraid to go near our nest, I'm hoping.  I'm going to leave all the bones left over from our feast right near where we want to nest."   

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    • Understanding: "You are very much like me, wise, clever, resourceful, and strong. I love you Thorn, as I would if you hatched from one of midnights eggs, which would be acward, but you know what I mean. And that's what matters. I am happy she gets to be yours. You are so good to her. If you ever need me you know where I am, I will grant you anything you think will help. As for them egg stealers, chomper has trouble digesting them, so since he is on your list I would advice something to, protect your sense of smell."

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    • "What exactly is the problem with Chomper and Egg Stealers?" Thorn asks.  

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    • Understanding: "No, just produces gas and possibly has soft stools, possibly even a rash on his tush at the worst, doubt he would admit the last 2 systems though. He's not allergic to their dander, just their digestive properties."

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      Thorn: That sounds like a good idea.  You see, that sibling of Ducky's didn't bother to take observations.   I was able to diagram this."  (He shows him a rock with cutting that show where the heart, lungs, mouth, nose, and cloaca are.)   "You see, I was able to figure out where the heart and lungs are on me and other things by feeling.  However, I have no idea what's in between here..." (he points at the mouth).. "and here." He points at the cloaca.  "I think there is a stomach in there, but beyond that, I don't know.  Perhaps we could bribe something to go into one of us and map that out.   We could use the information on that, plus all of your inventions, and store them in this record called a library.  I don't know why I thought that was a good name.  Perhaps it's 'Jasmine' in Marinie or what Mo says is Marine.    But which one of us should we choose, or should we choose  a Flattooth?  You see, our systems are designed to process flesh and bone, but not so much plants, but theirs are designed to process plants but not so much meat.  Stuff might do better inside, say, Littlefoot.  However, it's possible that the innards of a Sharptooth and a Flattooth are different." 

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      Understanding: "Its ok, I don't blame you."

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      Thorn: We could just ask for volunteers.  I do recall that we still have some wishes left from Bartholemew.  Perhaps we can borrow a Digger.   Also, we can just wait for some creature to be an arse to us and we can just volunteer them for them.   

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      Jasmine: "I did want to finish digesting that digger, but you seemed happy with the idea of him surviving."

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      Thorn pulls out some pieces of Egg Stealer skin.  "These bits weren't digested when I, er, ate them the first time.  Nor was this." he said, pulling out some tickle fuzzy skin.   "If he wears this, he should make it." said Thorn.   

      "So, you wanted him?  I can go get him." said Thorn.  He goes underground and comes back sometime later wtih the Digger.

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      Thorn: Ok, now here is an important question.  Where should we send him to explore inside of?

       
       
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      Thorn: Of course, we could map out more than one dinsoaur.  Perhaps we should map out a Sharptooth and a Flattooth separately.  So pick if he should go into a Sharptooth or a Flattooth first.  Then we can pick whom to send him into.

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      So, what did you want us for?

      says a digger enthusiastically.

      Jasmine looks them over smiling.

      Why does she look so happy?

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      Thorn: You see, Jasmine was wondering what the inside of a Fast Biter was like.  We made these as they don't get digested.  She was going to swallow some of you so that you could map out her insides.  We were gong to diagram them for future generations.  Others of you will be exploring the insides of Flatteeth.  I have more special digestion proof skins for you.  Now, who wants to volunteer to check inside of Jasmine?

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      A digger: "What you need is a absolute freak with a weird fetish. Me, I volunteer."

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      Jasmine: Oh Thorn, I knkow I'm not going to chew him, but could I at least enjoy this?  Get me some honey to put on him.   (Thorn does) (Jasmine puts the Digger in her mouth and sucks on him.)  Now could you describe the inside of my mouth.  (The Digger does.)  Ok, now describe what you see next.  (Jasmine swallows him.)  

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      Digger: "Ok, I am being pulled down and falling at the same time."

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      Thorn: I mean surroundings.  What does it look like?  

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      Digger: "A deep hole, not wide, and now I am in the stomach. Who was this?"

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      "A rude Tickly Fuzzy that I ate this morning.  Also, a bit of an Egg Stealer." Jasmie replies.   "Tell me, what is happening in there?  What does it look like in there?" she asks him.

      "So, which one of you wants to go inside a Longneck?" Thorn asks the other Diggers.  

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      Thorn notices 2 of the diggers are missing.

      Jasmanian digger: "Smells fowl, stinky air is coming out of your food and going into this opening, the whole area is like a bouncy house. *rubs Jasmines tummy* "the walls are over 2 centimeters of snot, and their is this evil noise."

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      Jasmine: What kind of noise?

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      Returned digger one: "My apologies, we should have let you know what we where up to then made sure we have a agreement for the reason of our absence. We won't leave without authorization again."

      Stomach digger: "Gurgling, slashing, a sound like that of wind blowing in a pattern, and a beating sound."

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      "Where is the slashing sound coming from?" asks Jasmine.

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      stomach digger: "I meant sloshing."

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      Jasmine eats a snapping shell.  "What happens now?" Jasmine asks.  

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      Digger: "I will keep watch."

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      Thorn, meanwhile, has brought in an Egg Stealer.  "Here is the plan Jasmine dear.   I'm going to test out the insides of each of the four kinds:  Egg Stealer, Sharptooth, Flattooth, and Bothtooth.   I already put a Digger into you.  I'll put two of them into Littlefoot since he is so big.  The same with Chomper.  I'll put one into Cera, one into Ducky, and one into Spike.   I'll put one into Dil, one into Ruby, and one into this Egg Stealer that I took along.  He was just happy that I'm using him for this experiment and that he is doing the eating rather than being the one eaten."

      Jasmine, meanwhile, eats some of the dead Egg Stealers that she had gotten earlier.   She then takes a drink of water.  Then she burps.  She suddenly remembers the Digger inside of her.  "Oh, by the way, what is happening now?" she asks.

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      Thorn, meanwhile, draws out a map, showing the insides of a Fast Biter throat and stomach.   "The test subjects have all eaten their Diggers.  I have agreed to let the Egg Stealers eat their normal diet of eggs, provided that they get them from the Myterious Beyond.  We'll keep a watch on them to make sure that they don't get away.  Anyway, the fear of being caught by us is making them reluctant to try and escape."

      Thorn walks over to Littlefoot "How is it in there Digger?  What's it like inside of a Flattooth?" he aks the Digger in there.   Littlefoot eats green leaves.

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      Thorn asks Jasmine "Hmmm, I wonder, what's it like inside a Glider?   Do you think we can find anything, er, alive, that we can feed Guido?"   

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      "Yes, and this would be a good idea too.  Get me a Domehead.  We're also going to feed one of those a Digger too.  As you know, their innards can handle both plants and regular meat, and even eggs.   I want to see how the stomachs work and needed something alive to test it out."

      He brings in a Domehead and a Digger.   "Now, all you have to do is swallow this Digger and let him pass through you.  Then you can go home." said Thorn.

      "Ok." said the Domehead.  He swallows the Digger whole.

      "I found this thing.  It's a Stining Buzzer that apparenlty can talk." said Midnight.

      "What's the big idea?" whined the wasp.

      "You stung me, so we're going to test this out on you.  We'll put this stuff on you so that you don't get digested." said Midnight.

      "Digested?" gasped the Stinging Buzzer.

      Guido swallows whole the Stinging Buzzer.

      "Now, as you can see Jasmine, we now have test subjects on Longnecks, Swimmers, Spiketails, Swimmers, and Gliders.   We also fed Petrie another talking Stinging Buzzer.   So we can test out Flyers too.   And we tested out Fast Runners, Belly Draggers, Sharp Beaks, yes, we fed Ichy a Stining Buzzer too that can talk, Two Claws, Domeheads, and Fast Biters of course.  We're going to see the following:

      1.)  What their insides do to other food that is put in there.

      2.) What their inside structure is like.

      3.)  How long it takes to fully pass through them.

      Hopefully, none of my test subjects die, as then we'll have to get new ones to replace them, and people will be less eager to do this experiment if one dies." said Thorn.

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      "Silly me." said Thorn.  "We also tested out a talking Stinging Buzzer on Mo.  So we have Big Water Swimmer covered too." 

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      "Also, I think I'll try this experiment out myself." says Thorn.  He swallows four Diggers whole.  "That seems rather a lot." Jasmine gasps.  "Well, I do tend to think with my stomach." Thorn chuckles.  

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      An egg stealer: "Hey if you have all these flatteeth, why do you eat us?"

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      Thorn: Friendly Sharptooth.  I only eat Flatteeth rarely, preferably already dead.  

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      egg stealer: "Right, so friendly you would eat me. Ok so what did you want us for? the others didn't come, because they where worried you would be friendly to them."

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      Thorn: Mainly as part of an experiment.  However, I will make an agreement with you.  You go through with this, I mean, with the Digger we made you eat, and none of my pack nor any of Jasmine's nor Chomper nor Isabelle, nor Dil, nor Ichy, nor Ptero, nor Ruby's boyfriend  Velosi, will be hunting you, EVER.   

      Thorn moves to Jasmine's stomach.  "I want a status report in there.  How is it going? Thorn asks.  "It has been 9 hours since you were ingested.  It is getting near dark.  Jasmine has eaten lots of Egg Stealers.  I take it that you haven't digested yet as I can still feel you wiggle." says Thorn.

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      Egg stealer: "Wow, I guess you really are friendly. My apologies for being sarcastic and passive aggressive, I'll get over the death in my family in time anyway. I honestly thought this would end in dying trying to at least do you damage, I'll be glad to eat your diggers I'm starving."

      Jasmines stomach digger: "Swallow more air please."

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      Jasmines stomach digger: "Wait, where are you taking me? why am I being sucked into another part of the country of Jasmine?"

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      Jasmine swallows more air.  

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      Egg stealer: "Besides, food is scarce this time of year, I mean its eat or die right? I mean its not like you do it out of spite or anything. I just wish if it had to be someone, it could be someone other then us."

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      Jasmine asks "Where are you at now?  What's happening?"

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      Jasmine: "To be fair, if your going to taste so good, its kinda your own fault."

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      Egg stealer: "Besides, food is scarce this time of year, I mean its eat or die right? I mean its not like you do it out of spite or anything. I just wish if it had to be someone, it could be someone other then us."

      Thorn: We're not Flatteeth.  The cold time only affects us due to how many Flatteeth don't do well.  

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      MongooseLover wrote: Jasmine asks "Where are you at now?  What's happening?"

      Stomach digger: "Somewhere full of a pasty liquid that use to be some of your food. some of what you ate after me went through hear first, possibly because its suppose to be the way it is rather then the way I am. Description, very tight, I can't move, not comfortable."

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      Egg stealer: "Besides, food is scarce this time of year, I mean its eat or die right? I mean its not like you do it out of spite or anything. I just wish if it had to be someone, it could be someone other then us."

      Thorn: We're not Flatteeth.  The cold time only affects us due to how many Flatteeth don't do well.  

      Egg stealer: "These diggers taste great, but why do they have these annoying packages I have to peal off first?"

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      Thorn and Jasmine soon retire to their cave.   "How about now?" Thorn asks.

      "Winding and twisted." said the Digger.  He describes how the small intestine winds and twists.    

      "Ok, how is it in there?" says Thorn.  

      "These annoying things are pulling at me." said the Digger.

      "I'll call them villi.  I think you said that they were trying to absorb food.  Wonderful.  Carry on." said Thorn.

      "Like I have a choice." laughed the Digger.

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      Lord of the STARS wrote:

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      Egg stealer: "Besides, food is scarce this time of year, I mean its eat or die right? I mean its not like you do it out of spite or anything. I just wish if it had to be someone, it could be someone other then us."
      Thorn: We're not Flatteeth.  The cold time only affects us due to how many Flatteeth don't do well.  
      Egg stealer: "These diggers taste great, but why do they have these annoying packages I have to peal off first?"

      Thorn: You weren't supposed to peel them off!  Oh well, shoulda told you that first.  At least I think they will live.  We had digestion physics turned off once before.  

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      The tickle fuzzy: "Good idea, make herbivore over population a thing of the past, I would love for carnivores to become obsolete. No more living in fear of being someone's meal. I suppose unless your a plant. Glad we did this. Now how about a bath."

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      Thorn: Not until you answer my question.  That was part of the deal.   

      Jasmine: By the way, carnivores won't become  obsolte until herbivores become obsolete.  

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      MongooseLover wrote: Thorn: Not until you answer my question.  That was part of the deal.   

      Jasmine: By the way, carnivores won't become  obsolte until herbivores become obsolete.  

      Tickle fuzzy: "Their was this thing that came in with me and started poking in and out repeatedly as the thing I was in was contracting it was expanding, then I got covered in this warm fluid. Their where also some eggs in their."

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      Lord of the STARS wrote:

      MongooseLover wrote: Thorn: Not until you answer my question.  That was part of the deal.   

      Jasmine: By the way, carnivores won't become  obsolte until herbivores become obsolete.  

      Tickle fuzzy: "Their was this thing that came in with me and started poking in and out repeatedly as the thing I was in was contracting it was expanding, then I got covered in this warm fluid. Their where also some eggs in their."

      Thorn: Where did the liquid come from?  

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      (Sometime later)

      Thorn:  Ok, Digger, where are you at?  Last I heard, there were these annoying things pulling at you.  I fed Jasmine meat as well as  plants.  You said that the meat was broken down and absorbed.  What happened to the plants?  

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      The tickle fuzzy: "From part of your body, now before we burn this thread before someone posts it on facebook, can I go up your cloaca and find the source?"

      Thorn: (Nods) Ok.

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      MongooseLover wrote: Tickle Fuzzy: From the thing.  (Thorn lets the tickle fuzzy go.  The tickle fuzzy goes off to take a bath.)

      Thorn: Now, I have to find out what he's talking about.   I never put a thing in there.   (He mounts her again and mates with her.   This time, however, he stops about midway through.)  Now, to see what this thing is he's talking about.   Jasmine, do you see anything?   (He turns to Jasmine's insides) Ok, Digger, where are you at?  Last I heard, there were these annoying things pulling at you.  I fed Jasmine meat as well as  plants.  You said that the meat was broken down and absorbed.  What happened to the plants?  

      Jasmine touches it. "Tickle tickle" she says ticking the thing.

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      Digger: "I do say jasmine, you are full of shit, and it stinks, I guess I am in your tush."

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      Thorn: How did you get in there?  Details.  At what point did you get in there?   So I guess that after you leave the area with the pully things, there is Sharptooth poop in there.   How did the plant material that Jasmine ate digest?

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      Digger: "Their like tea leaves after brewing.

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      Thorn writes down his evidence on a section of the Fast Biter diagram that shows mating, including mentioning the organ the tickle fuzzy described and the interactions inside of Jasmine.  Thorn then uses the bad parts of the thread that will get us reported to Wikia HQ and uses this as kindlng to keep him and Jasmine warm.  

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      Thorn asks Jasminie "Ok, did the burning thread parts keep you warm?"  Jasmine nods.

      The two fall asleep from all the thread burning and wake up the next morning.   Thron says to the inside of Jasmine "Where are you now Digger?"

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      Jasmine: "Now, the bright circle went down 4 hours ago, lets go to bed."

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      Jasmine takes a dump.  Lots of Sharptooth poop comes out.   "EW!  EW!  EW!" says the Digger.

      "Oh there you are Digger.  How did you get along in there?  Describe the last parts of your trip.   Then you can go take a bath."  

      Thorn: Yes, the other critters should be getting along too as well.   Then we can compare our experiment results, and, if need be, set fire to more parts of this thread as kindling.  

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    • Thorn comes to Midnight and Understanidng and describes the results of their various experiments.   

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    • Thorn: Ok Jasmine, let's go to Hunter Valley and do non-crazy things while your father processes the results of our experiment on Egg Stealers, Bothteeth, Flatteeth, and Sharpteeth.   

      Jasmine: Good idea.

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      Mongoose Lover: Yes, all the weird stuff, including the Ducky Sibling 40 stuff, has been burned.  

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    • Nate50mate:guys i have a idea for a lbt 15 trailer the gang of seven is being chased by a red eyed t rex and littlefoot trips and falls off a cliff then we cut to black and then we slow a slow mow video of a bloody littlefoot tumbling down the cliff and then a message saying somestimes thing need to change

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      Nate50mate:guys i have a idea for a lbt 15 trailer the gang of seven is being chased by a red eyed t rex and littlefoot trips and falls off a cliff then we cut to black and then we slow a slow mow video of a bloody littlefoot tumbling down the cliff and then a message saying somestimes thing need to change

      Bad idea.  We don't need to kill off Littlefoot  

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    • Thorn and Jasmine arrive in Hunter Valley.

      Thorn's father: So, is that your girlfriend?  You've been gone a while.

      Thorn: Actually, dad, she is my wife now.  

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    • Jasmine: "Thorn is so wonderful! I happily gave him the best gift I can."

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    • Thorn's father: And what was  that?  Did you give him green lizard and Egg Stealer?  He really likes those.

      Jasmine: No, actually, offspring.  I'm pregnant.

      Thorn: That's wonderful dear.  I already have a plan for the eggs.  (He shows them the pouches made of Tickle Fuzzy skin.)   As  you can see, they will keep the eggs warm during the cold time and also, hopefully, help hide them from Egg Stealers.  

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    • Jasmine: "Thorn is so clever, just like my dad."

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    • Thorn's mother:  Hmmm, if a Dakotaraptor and a Utahraptor breed, will they get Wyomingraptors as offspring?

      Thorn's mother imatation
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    • Jasmine: "That is 3 countries united already, Utah, Dakota, Wyoming, we will officially be able to classify our selves as The Dromeosaur Empire! Now that calls for celebrating!"

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    • Ptero, meanwhile, says to Reina, Petrie's sister, "Do you want to go underground and explore some more?  I just thought, maybe there could be something further down than where we got last  time.  I mean, what happens if you keep going down the earth enough?  Will you get out to the other side?"

      Reina replies "Not sure, but I'd love to find out."

      "I got as far as the underground river that you found." said Yeti.

      "Do you know a way to get furhter?" asks Ptero.

      "Yes, but I never went there." says Yeti.  He draws a map using a chisel and some rock.  "Have fun."

      "Thanks." Ptero and Reina say.

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    • Understanding who was accidently eves dropping sighs. "Their going to die." *shakes his head then goes back about his business*

      Mean while a young fast biter male stands on the top of a hibernating tree, he watches the outskirts of the mysterious beyond, keeping a sharp eye.

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      Mean while a young fast biter male stands on the top of a hibernating tree, he watches the outskirts of the mysterious beyond, keeping a sharp eye.


      Suddenly, he spots a http://factslegend.org/factslegend/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/t-rex.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh1CDcCUwX0

      He just watches it move around. "Eh, so what? whats the worst it can do?" he says to himself unimpressed.

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    • Chomper happens to be walking by.  He grabs the young Fast Biter.   Stay down kid.  he says.  

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    • The young fast biter: "I'm 16, and with the weapons my dad made I am invincible, what do I have to fear? I was even thinking of eating him."

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    • (Lol pride can be such a funny thing can't it?)

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    • Big  Sharptooth: Hey Chomper, how are you doing with my daughter Isabelle?

      Chomper: Fine.

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    • The young fast biter blushes. *whispering* "Damn I could have gotten in big trouble, thanks chomper, I should listen to you more."

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    • (be back in 5 hours)

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    • After hours of traveling underground, Ptero and Reina reach the passage that Yeti described.

      Ptero: It's a good thing that we can fly, or else it would have taken a lot longer to get here.

      Reina: Let's go off exploring.

      Ptero: We're going to go adventuring.

      Reina: Adventuring?

      Ptero:  Adventuring.  I'm going to go adventuring and who knows what I'll find.

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    • Reina: "Glad the diggers will not enslave us, we can just wish to stay free and they'll give no fuss."

      (Usually I have to go through about 5 hours of people saying they are ready to go and then continuing to actually try to get ready, so I still have time after all.)

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    • Ptero and Reina go down anohter level.  

      Reina; It seems to be getting warmer.

      Ptero: You're right, it is.  

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    • A digger: *whispers* "Should we tell them?"

      Another digger: *whispers* "Nah, Bartholomew would like his birds fresh from the oven."

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    • MongooseLover wrote: Big  Sharptooth: Hey Chomper, how are you doing with my daughter Isabelle?

      Chomper: Fine.

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      A digger: *whispers* "Should we tell them?"

      Another digger: *whispers* "Nah, Bartholomew would like his birds fresh from the oven."

      Ptero: I heard that!   What birds are you talking about?  You don't happen to mean Reina and I?  

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    • A digger: "Uh, weal you see... Your heading for the birth canal of all volcanoes. And um... if the depth pressure don't kill you, the heat and the gas and smoke will. And if that don't kill you, their are 3 souls of my xwives who have eternal resident their and you won't be getting away from them."

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    • "I didn't know that volcanoes had a birth canal.." said Ptero.   "Anyway, we will take a different route.  Yeti did find another passage after all, though it's quite a ways away.  Thanks for the warning and sorry about your ex-wives." 

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    • Reina throws a rock down the way the Digger said not to go.

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      A voice replies: "Your going to pay for that!"

      The group fill a chill run down their spine and decide to run.

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    • Ptero flies off, Reina behind him.  The Diggers run below him.  "So, what exactly is back there?   It almost would be find out to find what is back there."   Ptero rests on a cave tooth.  A beliigerent spider comes by and tries to bite him.  "This is my cave tooth.  Get lost." snapped the spider.  "I'm just resting." said Ptero.  "You are a trespasser." said the spider.  He tried to bite Reina.  "Bad choice." said Ptero.  He tosses the spider back toward the place the Digger said not to go.  

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    • The spider screams as the tunnel lights up the color Understandings cave turns when he has his fire going, then it goes eerily silent.

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    • Ptero goes to Barthalomew.  "Do you happen to have any particularly evil Diggers or Tickle Fuzzies that did horrible things like murder their children or forcibly mate with a female or something bad like that that you were planning to get rid of?  I found some interesting thing and the Sharptooth side in me is a big, well, hungry.   I was going to test out some experiment on them."  Ptero brings out a big strong vine rope.  "I was going to send them down that tunnel that Yeti showed me.   I was going to try and find a way down there to rescue the lost souls of a Digger's three ex-wives."

      "Unless, unless there's a safer way to go that way without getting hit with that fire.   I was going to try the other way Yeti mentioned."  Ptero added.

      Meanwhile, a Fast Biter asks Understanding "Why are you worried about Ptero and Reina?  What is down there that you think might kill them?"

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    • A digger: "Not a good idea, those 3 wives use to beat me, and yell at me, and..."

      Bartholomew: "Theirs always this digger, he forcibly mated with 14 females so far, I was going to have him work to death, but you can eat him. Call it a gift to a fellow meat eater."

      The digger: "Wait, can I mate with just one more first?"




      Understanding uses his sickle claw and draws a 25ft circle in the dirt. "Because I already know what is down their, I have calculated it. This hear is the great valley, these are the smoking mountains their in, hear is the mountain that burns, sacred home of the Domhead's God, you will really piss them off if you kill them their by the way, as they believe it will make the mountain that burns sad for the blood of their children. Now, hear is the fire mountains in the land of mist. Hear are the under water fire mountains Mo told me about that still give him bad sleep stories."

      As he continues to draw the lines "Hear is where the great divide split during the great earthshake, Notice, it all connects to the great caverns under the great valley, underneath the great valley is a passage way to worlds even the hostile diggers, who thanks to our wishes are now harmless, even they havn't fully explored. All of to, connects to a single tunnel." *draws a line that then goes down.* "Tell me, what do you believe they will find when they arrive, hear." *draws a 4ft circle in the center of the circle.* "Considering it all leads back to a smoky mountan. The first time their was a great cold time in the great valley it was after all caused by a great eruption that caused the great earth shake. And that was a level 2 of what it can really do. Now, impress me, finish this equation."

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    • The young Fast Biter says "It must be really warm down there.  But Ptero is quite bright.  He might be able to find a way down there."

      Suddenly, an evil Sailback snow sorceress arrives and causes it to snow a lot all over the Great Valley, creating big walls of ice.   The young Fast Biter says "Perhaps we should get the volanco to help us now.  It might be the only way to defeat the snow sorceress."

      Meanwhile, in Hunter Valley, Thorn and Jasmine feel a chill.  They climb the mountains of Hunter Valley and see that the Great Valley is frozne over.

      Thorn: Ut oh.  

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    • Understanding: "That's, what I'm afraid of...."

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    • Ptero, Reina, and the Digger prisoner head down the other tunnel.  This one seems warm, but not dangerous.   

      Ptero: At least, according to Land Before Time scripts, us main characters cannot die.   It's in the rules.

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    • Where the smaller circle is in the middle of the big circle that represents the world Understanding digs a hole 7 feet wide and 3-3/5ths feet deep, he then puts a old dry log in it and rubs the log with a stick until it creates a gash in the wood, then continues to rub until puffs of smoke come from it, he puts a piece of moss to it and blows, then it ignites into flame. He puts together bark, small twigs, medium twigs, large sticks, extra large sticks, puts in dry leaves to keep it going.

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    • Young Fast Biter: You think Ptero is going to set the whole world on fire?  

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    • MongooseLover wrote: The young Fast Biter says "It must be really warm down there.  But Ptero is quite bright.  He might be able to find a way down there."

      Suddenly, an evil Sailback snow sorceress arrives and causes it to snow a lot all over the Great Valley, creating big walls of ice.   The young Fast Biter says "Perhaps we should get the volanco to help us now.  It might be the only way to defeat the snow sorceress."

      Meanwhile, in Hunter Valley, Thorn and Jasmine feel a chill.  They climb the mountains of Hunter Valley and see that the Great Valley is frozne over.

      Thorn: Ut oh.  

      Midnight: "Uh, dear, don't look now but while you where playing in the dirt we just turned into a Christmas special."

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    • MongooseLover wrote: Young Fast Biter: You think Ptero is going to set the whole world on fire?  

      Understanding *face palms* "Lets worry about it later, first, lets talk to this witch. Hey sailback, why are you playing in the snow so hard? you might hurt someone."

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    • Ptero: (To the condemned Digger) I see a whole bunch of Flowing Fire below us.  I cannot get any further unless I go on this path (He points on a path that skirts around the flames and seems to go outside of the Great Valley's bounds).  However, I am hungry and thought, well, that I'd roast you.  Normally, when i get carvings for meat, I just quickly kill the poor sap and then eat him.  But since youv'e been so mean to all those females, I'm going to cook you alive.   (Ptero ties the Digger to a rope and begins to lower him.)  Do you have any last words before I turn you into my very first helping of roasted Digger?  

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    • The digger: "This is almost as hot as digger female number 5, she felt good."

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    • Ptero lowers the Digger close enough to the fire that he ignites.   Ptero then brings the sizzled Digger back up.   He uses a rock to cut open the Digger and eats the roasted Digger.  He offers Reina some, forgetting that she is a Flattooth, but she politely declines.  Ptero finishes and leaves the Digger bones on the ground.   Ptero goes to a nearby stream and washed down the meal.  "You know, we should roast things here more often.  They taste SO good."  He and Reina start heading down the safe path and around the zone that Understnading was afraid that he'd fall into.  The two find a path that heads further down, but doesn't have any fire.  The two head down that path.   "I think we are going to go as far as we can." said Ptero.

      "I wonder if there are any Tree Stars down here." said Reina.  

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    • A digger who is accompanying them replies: "I tried growing them so I don't have to return to the surface for food, but they just won't grow without bright circle light."

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    • Ptero: I got this great idea Reina.  You see, I thought, why not be the first Flyers to go to the center of the Earth.   Then well, I was going to propose to you.  You see, you are 24 like your brother Petrie and I.   Technically, my Shartppoth half came of age at age 20 and my Flatooth half doesn't come of age for another year.   But under Great Valley rules, as long as one of us is of age and another one of us is close, we can get married still.   I promise that I won't eat you like Mom ate Dad.   I thought, what better place to have a wedding than the center of the earth, right?  I mean, that way, we can be the center of attention.  (He laughs at his own joke.)  

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    • Reina "Would be interesting to find out, will we produce offspring who are only 30% sharptooth instead of half?"

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    • Ptero: I think so.   But let's have the wedding first before, er, getting to that stuff after the wedding. 

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    • Reina: "I was thinking futuristically."

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    • Ptero: Not to worry, I won't drink your blood.  

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    • Reina: *nervously* "now... now who said anything about that? :D

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    • Ptero: You know.  Some of the girls thought that I was a  Vampirodon because I'm part Sharptooth.  That was the reason some of the girls didn't like me.  There was this story going around that I would drink the blood of any female that tried to date me.  The story might have been based on that my mother ate my father.  

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    • Reina: "I think she was part sharpmandable."

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    • Mean while, 25 minuets away from the outskirts of the great valley, a bunch of dinosaurs are on their way. Their appearance is scrawny yet swift, they are divided by kind. Approaching at 11mph.

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    • Littlefoot: (Spots them too) Are those friendly or not?  

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    • Cera: We do have one weapon in case they try anything.  We feed Chomper a bunch of Egg  Stealers and point his rear end at them.  

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    • An egg stealer who happens to be near by throws a snow ball nailing Cera right in the eye.

      Mean while, the herd arrives within shouting distance. (incase you can't see them they are) Threehorns at the front, domeheads behind them, spike tails making the sides and rear.

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    • Petrie flies near them.  He says "Welcome to Great Valley.  What bring you here?"  

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    • Threehorn herd leader: "We are hear looking for food, got any?"

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    • Petrie: Oh yes, we have lots of food.  

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    • Three horn herd leader: "Good, where at?"

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    • Petrie leads him and the others into the Great Valley.  

      Mr. Threehorn: Oh great, a whole bunch of freeloaders!

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    • Outsider Three horn herd leader: "Yes, that is correct, I hear you have food. As you can see their is a lot of us, one of us requires the food of 5 who are in good health. So, how much do you have?"

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    • Topps: Quite a bit.  You see these Fast Biters figured out thsi thing to green food growing warmer.  They call it a greenhouse, funnily enough.  It's amazing that a Sharptooth could come up with such a thing.  I thought Sharpteeth to be pretty stupid.

      (Understanding, who is some distance away, snarls.)

      Midngith: Don't think about it.  It's NOT worth it dear.  

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    • Understanding: "I could take him even without my inventions."

      Midnight: "Doesn't mean you should, remember we are on the same side. Its best for it to stay that way."


      3horn herd leader: "Did you say, fast biters?"

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    • Mr. Threehorn: Yes.   We  also have a pair of Two Claws, a Sharp Beak, two Bigmouthed Belly Draggers, and a half-Sharp Beak around here somewhere.  

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    • Foren 3horn leader: "Amazing meeting people with such verity. So, may we have some food now?"

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    • Young Fast Biter: (Looking at the Far Walkers) Dad, can we eat them?  

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    • Meanwhile, Ptero and Reina head further below ground.   They come across a Tickle Fuzzy who is along a fork in a road in the tunnels.  "Hey, do you happen to know what lies down each path?" Ptero asks.  The Tickle Fuzzy doesn't reply.   Ptero notices that the creature has fangs.   Reina looks nervous.   Hey, do you happen to know what lies down each path?  he asks again, this time in Sharptooth.  The creature nods.  

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      Understanding: "As much as I would love to I don't think the others would accept our decision to do so. Not unless they cause trouble. Besides, their to scrawny, if it should come to that I'd prefer them to have a good meal so they can be more lean first."

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    • One of the elderly herd members passes away due to the cold and lack of food.  "Dad, can we eat that one.  It's already dead." says the young Fast Biter.  

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    • Understanding smiles. "Its so good to have the sweet taste of flattooth back in our lives. Yes, lets take it to our area to make sure nothing steals it."

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    • Ptero, meanwhile, continues down the safe path that the Sharptooth Tickle Fuzzy sent him.  They travel for a good while.

      Ptero:  The Fast Biters can try and figure out where the brain is.  You see, the ohter stuff tends to get lost when Sharpteeth attack them.  However, the stuff in the head is usually eaten last.   Then we can add brain to the other parts we found.  Midnight got the feet parts after she tore open an Egg Stealer and Chomper got the arm parts from another Egg Stealer.  However, that, of course, gave him gas.  I have one last part of the experiment left.  

      (The two travel as far down as they can.  They even have to fly, carrying the Digger with them, at some points.   At least, they reach a rock overlooking the core of the Earth.)

      Ptero: We reached the core of the planet.  And now, it's time for our wedding.  You can begin Mr. Digger.  

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    • Jasmine and Thorn, meanwhile, find that some kind of fire has borken loose, ending the freeze that the Sailback sorceress put around the Great Valley.   Some volancic fire breaks out of the ground.

      Thorn: I think Ptero, who todl me he was going to try and go to the center of the planet, may have broken something.  

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    • Meanwhile, Cera and her boyfirend Bambo ram ice.  

      Cera: I bet I can break more hard water than you.

      Bambo: I bet you can't.

      Cera: Bet you 100 Tree Stars that I can.

      Bambo: There are only 95 Treestars left on the surrounding trees.

      Cera: I hope that greenhouse thing work out.

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    • Midngight: Understanding dear, why a greenhosue?  We can't even eat green.

      Understanding: We create green, which makes happy Flatteeth.  If too many die, that means sad Sharpteeth.

      Midnight: Good point. 

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    • Ptero: Oh, by the way Mr. Digger, tell Lord of the Stars to, after he sees my experiment on anatomy, to edit out what I did what that scorpion thing before someone posts it on Facebook.   Then, you can marry Reina and I.   You see, Reina comes of age today as does Petrie.  Petrie probalby forgot as he can sometimes be forgetful.

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    • Petrie, meanwhile, says to Perrin "Me suddenly remember, me come of age today."

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    • MongooseLover wrote: Ptero: Oh, by the way Mr. Digger, tell Lord of the Stars to, after he sees my experiment on anatomy, to edit out what I did what that scorpion thing before someone posts it on Facebook.   Then, you can marry Reina and I.   You see, Reina comes of age today as does Petrie.  Petrie probalby forgot as he can sometimes be forgetful.

      Mr Digger: "Trust me, you would not want Lord of the Stars to be around in this time period of our universe to begin with, let alone allow him to know where we are by talking to him so he can follow back to us. He is a space pirate with over 4 million ferocious Kig-yar warriors who would be very happy to colonize our planet plunder our resources and turn flatteeth into farm animals to feed the colonists. But very well, once those are fixed I will be glad to bring the bounding on."

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    • Ptero: No wonder  his spelling is terrible and he keeps messing up "there" and "their" and "its" and "it's" and "your" and "you're" and "well" and some weird word called "weal".  He's not from this planet.   Also, what is a Kig-yar?    Anyway, start the bonding thing.  I'm going to eat some Crawlers when the ceremony is over.  How about you Reina?  I know you're a Flattooth, but the point is, you're going to have to travel at least a full day before you can get green again.  

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    • Ptero: Kig-Yar must be Sharpteeth.  

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    • Lord of the Stars: "Yep, a dinosaur from Eyan. Thus why I dislike humans so much, they get all the love everyone else rightfully deserves and everyone else are treated like a minor side detail to the story.

      MongooseLover wrote: Ptero: No wonder  his spelling is terrible and he keeps messing up "there" and "their" and "its" and "it's" and "your" and "you're" and "well" and some weird word called "weal".  He's not from this planet.   Also, what is a Kig-yar?    Anyway, start the bonding thing.  I'm going to eat some Crawlers when the ceremony is over.  How about you Reina?  I know you're a Flattooth, but the point is, you're going to have to travel at least a full day before you can get green again.  

      Digger: "We mostly just have raisins at this point, (which I kid you not in real life where invented by rodents such as hamsters and squirls. Just random trivia.)Their are water greens, cave moss, we usually spend much more of our lives at the surface when its the green cycle and we bath on the beach in the hot time looking for pearls. But anyway. Dearly beloved, we are gathered hear today... in hell, since this spot was up for grabs and our couple we are celebrating the bonding of aren't picky.. Anyway, Petro, do you take this golden winged beauty to be your eternal lover, even beyond the grave?"

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    • Ptero: Hell?  That wasn't my idea.   I just wanted to check the earht's center.  Now I can make a map for Understanding's collection.  Besides, if we were in Hell, my Mother and the original Sharptooth and Rinkus and Sierra would be here along with alternate universe Ozzy who got killed by Tiny.  

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    • Ptero: I do by the way.  Besides, I picked this so that if someone asks if our marriage is going through hell, I can say that that was where it started.  (Chuckles at his own joke)

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    • A familiar voice bellows: "I am very disappointed in you Petro!"

      Digger: "Not to worry, she can't hurt you, those chains that keep her in layer 52 are from heaven, they cannot be broken by the soul of any mortal."

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    • Ptero: Layer 52?  Besides, I didn't kill her, it was Petrie's mother.   I just hope Petrie's mother knows I'm marrying her daughter, or else she might kill me too.  

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    • Ptero:  (Goes to layer 52 and breaks the chains off hsi mother, Sharprooth, Rinkus, and Sierra)  Technically, I'm still alive.  Though I did have help.  (A ghostly female longneck leaves.)

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    • (Ptero finishes his wedding vows, as does Reina.)  (Agatha, Rinkus, Sierra, and Sharptooth head back up toward the surface.)

      Ptero: I wonder what the consequences are for what I just did?   I mean, it's my own fault that my mother died.  If I had been a good Sharptooth, this never would have happened.  Now, I suppose we can mate.  I mean, at least it's warm down here.  

      Reina: Ok.  

      (The two fly up to a cave tooth and hang upside down.)  Ok, Ptero, when you're ready.

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    • Meanwhile, at the surface, Understanding says "I feel a disturbance in the Force, like that of things escaping from Layer 52.   Like someone broke all the chains without meaning to.  That is not good."  

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    • The voice gets angrier: "Ptero, your marrying a flattooth, you turned down your place as king killing my dynasty, and your wondering why I..."

      Digger: "52 actually isn't so bad. Not like the places you would expect to see the king of Belgium who murdered 16 million Congomen, or the US government who oked the murder of 18 million natives on US soil. And that is only the cute and cuddly sinner section, you don't even want to know what the really big sins are. Now, where wear we?"

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    • (That post was for after your first btw.)

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    • Ptero: What about Deino?  He murdered Littlefoot's mother, the Old One, Doc, the leader of Tippy's herd, committed Longneck genocide, and tried to enslave all Flatteeth, Sharpteeth, and Egg Stealers.   What about Athalias, who tried to wipe out all of mankind?   Oh, by the way, I kinda broke the chians in Layer 52.   Apparently, whatever power was there doesn't wokr on the souls of hybrids.   So now a bunch of stuff escaped, including stuff scarier than my mother, like the original Sharptooth for instance.    And yes, Deino too, unless he was elsewhere.   

      (On the surface, Understanidng says: I feel the Dark Side of the Force.   Something sinister is afoot)

      Mongoose Lover: Hey,you brought in the Hungry Ones.  Why can't Ptero have a breakout in the underworld?  It could give flavor to the phrase "Warm Cold Time".

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    • (Very well, anyway I gtg2 bed.)

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