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We are ready to declare war! (self.eu4)

The_Baconator_59Army Reformer が 投稿

r/globaloffensive has disgraced us and taken our award! We must get it for ourselves! We have allied ourselves with r/civ! The time for war has come!

www.reddit.com/r/civ/comments/5les76/diplomat_from_reu4_has_arrived/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=9751a8bf

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[–]HayRoss 653 ポイント654 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Sorry about this, just got out of a long, grueling war with France, got no manpower, 12 big ass loans. Going to take the prestige hit on this on. Sorry :(

[–]thestickystickmanMap Staring Expert 342 ポイント343 ポイント  (11子コメント)

(Gets declared on by Ottomans one month later)

[–]TheDrunkenHetzerArmy Organiser 260 ポイント261 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Game crashes

[–]thestickystickmanMap Staring Expert 140 ポイント141 ポイント  (7子コメント)

It's a wonder how that always seems to happen, isn't it?

[–]devdot 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Can't do anything against the cosmic radiation randomly hitting my CPU.

[–]Tolni 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yeah, every time I hit alt+f4 there's some kind of cosmic radiation hitting my CPU too. Weird.

[–]AndarannStatesman 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Alt+F4 triggers autosave, be careful ;)

[–]Mekanisk 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (2子コメント)

A professional save scummer uses task manager

[–]GrinningKittenDiplomat 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

END PROCESS

[–]Inoka1 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, a professional save scummer uses AutoHotkey and binds a hotkey to 

[whatever hotkey]::     
Process, Close, eu4.exe
return

[–]Twin_Tower 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ctrl+Shift+Escape

[–]Indie_uk 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd rather David Cameron it and immediately resign than see it through

[–]Defgarden 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bomb has been planted

[–]B_CDMap Staring Expert 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (0子コメント)

got out of a long grueling war

no manpower

12 big ass loans

Please excuse me, I'll be sending my space marines into a quick invasion drill to better prepare to the war and join you shortly.

[–]AuspiciousApplePhilosopher 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just sit on the pop up for two and a half months and then accept.

[–]kamashamasay 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How can you deny the sail to victory?

[–]Newarkia 241 ポイント242 ポイント  (17子コメント)

We need the economic power of r/victoria2 to help fund our war effort! We need to build more cement factories!

[–]Qwertyest 129 ポイント130 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Everyone knows the real money is in wine and liquor.

[–]leave61Navigator 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I swear every game Sweden is the world's biggest wine producer.

[–]Newarkia 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I wonder why paradox could have possibly done that...

[–]leave61Navigator 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are you saying they're all drunkards?

[–]Newarkia 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Paradox is Swedish so they would want to make Sweden overpowered, so they made Sweden the top wine producer, which is also the most profitable resource according to the other comment.

[–]Hope915Inquisitor 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (2子コメント)

And you're the biggest whine producer. /s

[–]MeMe_StAr_HeRe 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Uh oh guys, looks like we've got a savage.

[–]Karl_the_Karling 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

sigh.. I guess I have to colonize you now

[–]Parey_Philosopher 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

And dreadnaughts ?

[–]Sex_E_Searcher 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ironclads for colonies

[–]firebolt8900 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This made laugh. A lot. Thank you.

[–]KirookNatural Scientist 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've sent them a request to join in our War of Containment.

[–]Calzin_Z 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get us the spies from CK2!

[–]choldslingshot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I just want Vic2 to be ported for Mac or for Vic3 to come out. Haven't ever been able to play.

[–]Newarkia 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

There is a Mac App Store version of Vicky 2 that I play. It's been out for a long time.

[–]choldslingshot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I didn't know. Thank you.

[–]Newarkia 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, no problem. I didn't know a lot of this either but I just have know life and spend half my time playing paradox games lol

[–]Muller1995 219 ポイント220 ポイント  (28子コメント)

I love the fact, that the paradox subreddits go nuts about this, even going as far as forming a coalition with rivals, and r/globaloffensive seems to be completely oblivious.

[–]Jensiggle 193 ポイント194 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Their FOV is too low and they forgot to check their corners on this one.

[–]Asdmir 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's what people get for playing 4:3...

[–]wispywoo 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (13子コメント)

They don't really care to be honest.. it's 3 weeks to the major and they're still trying to get bugs fixed and WHO THE FUCK IS GETTING SIGNED BY DIG.

[–]Perky_BellsproutInquisitor 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Not sure what you just said fam.

[–]wispywoo 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Rage... Rage....

OKAY

So, the Major is a valve-sponsored event 2-3 times a year. It is being hosted by ELeague at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta from the 22nd-29th of January.

People are trying to get a lot of Bugs fixed before the major.

Dignitas is an esports organization with notable teams in League of Legends and other games. They've recently dropped their Danish roster (even though they were a top 5 team in the world) in favour of getting a North American powerhouse. Rumours are out there of who the roster will be. But no one really knows.

[–]thatobviouswall 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The ex dig players chose to leave the org btw.

[–]wispywoo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Better sticker revenue % at København

[–]TriCenaTopsTheologian 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we get those bug fixes on hoi4 it would be a better use of time

[–]refep 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who cares tho

[–]45b16 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

People who follow the CSGO pro scene

[–]p0k3rch1pDiplomat 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And ranks are down. Then again, it's MM. :)

[–]MoarDoor 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ex-tsm probably lol

[–]MrWokaWokaWoka 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FCK (F.C. Kopenhagen) is signing dig

[–]stX3 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're lurking the deepest and darkest corners of the maps, hiding in the shadow. Setting up tents and camp fires.
Sleeping with our AWP.
Always ready to snipe.

[–]Fiery1PhoenixPhilosopher 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The mods removed them

[–]Monso 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

and r/globaloffensive seems to be completely oblivious.

Sitting in the smoke trying to ninja defuse lol

[–]KillerChemoStar3 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have sent a message declaring war.

[–]Skytopjf 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They moved a denouncement from r/Civ to "fluff"

[–]gthomas4Inquisitor 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They won't know what hit them!

[–]ChukensPhilosopher 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

OH GOD THEY CAUGHT ON

They're bringing /r/dota2 in this.

[–]ValordreadMaster of Mint 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

NO! THEIR MEMES ARE POWERFUL BUT WE SHALL OVERCOME THEM BROTHER!

[–]NNJAxKira 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good thing i went quantity, quality on meme ideas

[–]Turambar9199 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just looking at the comments in that thread makes me happy on a deep, extraordinary nerdy level.

[–]beenoc 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Shall we call /r/stellaris to arms? Orbital bombardment might prove useful, and they're the only ones with weaponry more advanced than /r/globaloffensive's.

EDIT: /r/stellaris has pledged their support and are ready to purge!

[–]lognjen 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Call all strategy. Even toatl war should answer the call to arms to defend the honor of strategy games

[–]FIsh4me1Map Staring Expert -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Make sure they start uplifting us as well. Aliens improving our tech has to be at least a -30% on tech cost.

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[–]B_CDMap Staring Expert 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's send a call to arms to /r/civ and get more support from fellow Paradoxians!/ r/GlobalOffensive has disgraced all of Grand Strategy!

[–]godcomesfirst 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sorry, but you need to wait 50 years to accrue enough favors. I don't care if you're warring my rival.

[–]TheChrisDMaster of Mint 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What if we give you a vague promise that you might get a single backwater 1/1/1 province out of it?

[–]Sex_E_Searcher 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's three more development than my apartment!

[–]reddit_lurk_king 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (3子コメント)

r/hoi4 has now joined Paradox alliance. We shall show them the might of nuclear weapons.

[–]Seafroggys 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

[–]Caelum_Cantorus 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ghandi stands with us! None can stand against our combined arms!

[–]Yirandom 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

At the end of this war /r/fo4 is the true winner.

[–]gophergun 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've got manpower and gold, let's do this.

comet appears

Brb, quashing rebellions.

[–]RingGiver 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

At least it isn't as idiotic as Test of Time Award going to Skyrim, a game that came out in 2011, instead of one that came out in 1999.

r/aoe2

[–]Crying-Cat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

god damn that's insulting. I played aoe2 a very small amount but I've seen people still playing and getting hundreds of thousands of views.

[–]RingGiver 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah. Skyrim is a great game, but in terms of lasting enjoyment, it can't possibly deserve to be rated more highly.

[–]C7K 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But... How will our infantry deal with their aimbots? We need the Prussian Space Marines!

[–]VexingRaven 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That thread is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Love all these communities.

[–]LucRNMap Staring Expert 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get ready, men.

[–]vhiteStatesman 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

They have high discipline, infantry combat ability and more manpower then us and /r/civ combined. This won't be easy. On the plus side, we have godly generals and enough gold to afford Paradox DLCs.

[–]PenMount 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But they are deeply in need of some women, maybe we could marry our daughters to them Matrilineal and if some "accidents" happens our dynasty would take over.

[–]rhou17 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

high discipline

Mmmm... if half of all CS:GO players are Nova or below, I would never use the word "disciplined" to describe them.

[–]rafys 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The reddit community about strat games is golden

[–]funzhineColonial Governor 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

King of the 5 minutes ! King of the 5 minutes ! King of the 5 minutes !King of the 5 minutes !

[–]FrankVTank 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You fools, you sided with civ5 wich has no casus belli

[–]Lord_Zaitan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You think "claiming five more minutes Award" is an unjust cases belli? You disappoint Glitterhoof!

[–]Ixolich 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Joining in from ck2.

Deus vult!

[–]KillerChemoStar3 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I shall declare war Immediately!

[–]burgundiusMaster Recruiter 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/crusaderkings, /r/paradoxplaza, /r/hoi4 - This is a call to arms /r/GlobalOffensive stood no chance! - This is a call to arms!

[–]Petros557Diplomat 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

idk man, they are russia so they got 500000 men already with 3 million manpower

[–]MoarDoor 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Russian alliance is weak, relations are hurt by them always rushing B

[–]lognjen 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a ck2 man I will join your war. We shall conquer together my friends

[–]TitusLucretiusCarus 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Senate and the People of Rome will honor this righteous call to arms !

[–]MrCe1estial 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even the members of r/GlobalOffensive don't think we should of got the award. Damn Russians rigging elections. /s

[–]ziggy_ql 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

comming from r/globaloffensive , you guys should have won, cuz our games its just too broken to stand another 5 mins

[–]CARTIER- 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LMAOOOOO THIS IS SO TRUE THO

[–]Naico1337 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What even is this game? :D

[–]plupperina 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone asking this: read the subreddit name or the sidebar

[–]jej1 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean how the hell is CSGO, 5 more minutes? It's more like 1 more match.

[–]Kurianichi 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tbh I dont really understand how CS:GO is a "5 more minute" game.

[–]Pro_Phagocyte 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Greetings r/eu4, I come from r/Globaloffensive and I agree that the sub needs a good genocide. I will be happy to help round up the r/GlobalOffensive subscribers into the concentration camps so you can gas them.

[–]TheGentlemanlyMan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bloody hell man, we just give natives new diseases and then take over their land!

[–]HarrisSinclairTrader 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And Culturally integrate them into our superior culture

[–]TheMajora1 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5lat0q/csgo_wins_the_just_5_more_minutes_award/

As a member of r/globaloffensive, we don't even think that we should get the award

[–]RLaniado24 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/GlobalOffensive here. We don't want a war. Just take it, we don't think we should have it ourselves. :(

[–]Harfus 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

r/globaloffensive may have brought in an alliance from Russia for the votes, lets be wary of that.

[–]FIsh4me1Map Staring Expert -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just make sure /r/crusaderkings or /r/civ brings the mongols with them and everything will be fine.

[–]g_ferla 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL Your communities wanna play this game together? Good luck

[–]codecow911 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What game is this?

[–]Fan7a_Orange 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We don't even deserve such an award. CS:GO is not a "Just 5 more minutes game". We had to win "Farm animal" award, because we are being milked for money with skins, music kits and gloves.

[–]g_ferla 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dunno about how strong you guys are, but the toxicity of r/globaloffensive is lethal XD

[–]ididntknowwhattodo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

son you've yet to find HLTV forum level's of toxicity

it's legit worse than 4chan, at least there people agree on things once in a while

[–]gthomas4Inquisitor 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We sail on to victory!

[–]ameya2693Statesman 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Indeed, this formal declaration of war is our moral duty! Fight we shall with you!

[–]razerblaza 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Mighty Belgium army from r/hoi4 will move to take the state of the steam awards from our enemy's in the csgo reddit who has disgraced all grand strategy

[–]RedemolfStatesman 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

What is a Belgium?

[–]Mirkociamp 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its a place where real countries go to fight their wars

[–]Keksimus-Maxsimus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm assuming this is a fellow isorrowsproduction fan

[–]SirAquila 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HORRAY FOR THE ALLIANCE! DOWN WITH GLOBAL OFFENSIVE!

[–]dantesmaster00Natural Scientist 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Boys, are we actually gonna go to fight over an award?

[–]Blindweaponsfumbler 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

If I'm willing to pull most of Europe into a fight with the somehow aligned Ming, Russia, and Ottomons and waste 10 years and millions of lives over a three dev province to make my borders nicer I think this is a war worth fighting.

[–]RNGesus_Christ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really wish I could have seen this

[–]dantesmaster00Natural Scientist 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like the Cold War

[–]PYROmilmoDiplomat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look, I support the cause, I really do, but colonies are really expensive. So until they're done, I can't afford another war.

[–]Shock3600 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I HAVE POSTED A THREAD INSULTING THEM DEEPLY! OTHERS MUST DO THE SAME OR UPVOTE OTHER'S INSULTS!

[–]WadKnock 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are going paint them to death!

[–]Caelum_Cantorus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need air support from /r/hoi4 and orbital bombardment from /r/stellaris

[–]Ky0uma 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great Idea! Promise them some territory and when the War is won backstab them!

[–]General_Terrorist 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Grand Coalition of 2017.

[–]TheLuigiplayer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck guys come down xD This award doesn't mean anything lol

[–]XM1014_And_2Flashes 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you now me on disgrace, nice.

[–]MLGlegolas 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

meme war is about to begin, im on r/globaloffensive's side btw

[–]Kilsalot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Easiest ace of my life. Rush B noobs.

[–]robizzle89 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You allied with who? Just had to google this weird game ;) Greetings from r/globaloffensive

[–]chesterton222 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

nt m8 But what game is this again?

[–]alkos97 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

r/stellaris Is ready for war! LETS HUMILIATE THESE XENO SCUM!

[–]TheDarkGamerTdG 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sir, do we at least have the assistance of the Paradox Empires? For this war may go unwell, as they have better tech then us. Much better tech then us.

[–]White_Nemo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

CS:GO for life, triggering intensifies

[–]samuelwpannell 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MELTS

[–]Kappies10 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't worry, I'm global.

[–]usman2005 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will be happy to help fund our war effort!

[–]virgil2600 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

r/worldoftanks pledges support our artillery shells will block out the sun

[–]WorldEmperor 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quick! Hide from the mods before they realize we're having too much fun!

[–]TairyHesticles71Natural Scientist 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rush Constantinople cyka blat

[–]MikeTheAverageReddit 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bring it, I got my guns & my fancy skins & you're going down!

[–]Triple__DEKer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

meanwhile, stellaris

[–]UniTe_CSGO 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You guys are foolish, you're greediness lost u the battle not us. You were too busy trying to decide whether you wanted EU4 or CIV 5 to win when in reality if you focused your troops on one war you would of won.

[–]ThEgg 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here from /r/GlobalOffensive and, for what it's worth, I've been saying at least one Paradox grand strategy game should have been nominated and, honestly, should have won. Civ is only up there because of how causal it is, more people know it.

I actually voted for CK2 but big help that did.

[–]wite_ragon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need air support from fellow Paradoxians!/ r/GlobalOffensive has disgraced all grand strategy.

[–]Keksimus-Maxsimus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do not fear, Mighty Ulm has pledged support

[–]OrangeHeadz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sorry I typed in wrong sub Reddit

[–]KouzaiCommandant 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still have war exhaustion from the war with /r/france :(

[–]OminousNorwegian 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This time we won't be removing Kebab, this time Kebab will do the removing!

[–]Jockee707 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We should get the Emperor r/sweden in on this. Surely r/globaloffensive must count as an outside threat.

[–]d4rkph03n1x 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

CS:GO / CS 1.6 / CS:S should have taken test of time, and civ taken the 5 more minutes. You can't have "5 more minutes" in CS:GO because every game lasts 30 minutes- 2 hours. Completely illogical.

[–]dorylinusNavigator 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honor the alliance!

[–]CHr0maCS -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ahahah you think your pathetic crappy war strategy shit of a game could beat us?

[–]seantryke -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

civ5 is trash anyway you noob silvers

[–]BONFIYAHgg -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking nerds lol