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Anyone got fresh/recent shit test examples? (self.askMRP)

rayboomboom が 投稿

Hello MRP,

I'm looking for some fresh or recent examples of shit tests, please post in detail if possible. What happened? How did you handle it? What would you have done better?

One love (pun intended)

Ray

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[–]UEMcGillI am become McGill, Destroyer of Blue Pill[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (1子コメント)

Awe it's cute when the bluepill brigade crossposts us. I wonder what they find so hawt about it that they need to post more than we actually did on the thread they try to mock? Me thinks the SJW's and legbeards protesteth too much.

Crossposted. Voting maybe skewed.

[–]bangorlol 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wife: "You laugh at my (female) friend more than me.".
Me: "She's funnier."

[–]bogeyd6Mod / Red Pill Militia -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

gold

[–]logger1234 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wife wanted to buy something expensive (>$1,000) sight unseen. I said we need to talk about it. She said there wasn't anything to talk about. I pointed out items A, B, C, D. When she repeated there was nothing to talk about, I said "If you can't even talk about it, then no."

~20 minutes later her attitude was more positive and friendly.

I think she just desperately needed a boundary.

[–]SampsonBrass 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Username blast from the past

Edit: hey downvoter, Ray Boom Boom was a boxing champion

[–]FireTempered 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This thread is a blooper magnet. I feel so ashamed now……………..…not.

[–]Griever114 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (36子コメント)

Here is an example.

On occasion, right as i lay in bed for the night (she will either be up walking around or in bed with me) would ask me to go and turn off a light she forgot. Before, I would sigh and get up to do it. Now I say either, "you're up, you can handle it or you're legs aren't broken."

Another recent example of the dynamic shift:

I was laying in bed waiting for her to finish up her routine. She was walking in and AGAIN forgot to close a set of flicker tea lights (these are on a top shelf which she CAN reach if she just got on the sofa and turned off since she turned them on herself). She walked in and asked if I was in bed, I said I was and she said, "ok, I will take care of it instead"

If i was up and moving around, its easier for me to reach. However, my ass in bed and unless its physically impossible for her to do something, thats my boundary. It was pretty fucking satisfying to see a shit test i didnt even have to respond to.

[–]blass_aster 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Mom: "can I invite your ex to Thanksgiving?"

Me: "no"

Sometimes life throws you a freebie. Not really a shit test but thought it was funny enough to share

[–]FireTempered 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dread is dreaded in voting here……….. hahahahahahahaha

[–]thisisme0007 -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Her: "I'll pat you on the head then" (she hates when I do this to her now... I only do it when she is being a ridiculous cunt)

Me: As long as I can choose which head you pat, sure!

.....

Some of my favorite ways to pass the random nonsense shit tests now is to say "you are wearing to many clothes" or "I need you to be more lady-like (or graceful)"

[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I need you to be more lady-like

This is a golden nugget ensconced in this fistula of a post. Nice!

[–]thisisme0007 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks man! It definitely is highly effective. I got the idea from one of my daughter's books on "how to be a princess". The book basically details good manners, posture, attitude, fashion, etc... Bluepill me disliked the book but redpill me sees the value. Now I use several different variations on this response:

I need you to be more lady-like

I need you to be more graceful

I need you to read daughter's book on how to be a princess

The main thing I've learned is that you can't over-do a generic response because then it becomes something that pointlessly agitates her. So I respect the premise of this thread but yeah, its a fistula with stuff pouring out.