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[–]p-wing 588 ポイント589 ポイント  (26子コメント)

...and the only people that will comment in that thread are bots.

[–]ZadocPaetbiggest joystick 149 ポイント150 ポイント  (20子コメント)

You're a bot.

[–]p-wing 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (7子コメント)

i know

[–]ZadocPaetbiggest joystick 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Truth lies in the storm of Apple sandy.

[–]double_bannanna 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Everyone on reddit is a bot except you

[–]NOTbelligerENT 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Arent we all?

[–]RobotSnake 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

We are ALL bots on this blessed day :)

[–]cassodragon 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Speak for yourself

[–]RobotSnake 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am ALL bots on this blessed day :)

[–]AlCapone111 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You're a towel.

[–]unicornial 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here's a frood who really knows where his towel is

[–]O5-8 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"...."

How did you know?

[–]AlCapone111 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cause he gets wetter as he dries.

[–]effa94 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone on reddit is a bot except you

[–][deleted] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone on reddit is a bot except you.

[–]Maavs 174 ポイント175 ポイント  (22子コメント)

The top post of all time is hilarious

[–]ZadocPaetbiggest joystick 152 ポイント153 ポイント  (18子コメント)

[–]duckvimes_ 151 ポイント152 ポイント  (11子コメント)

[–]GlitchedGamer14 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I don't know why, but I downvoted it. I think I was new to reddit, saw that post, thought to myself "what a faker, this is obviously a dog, he just wants karma.", downvoted it and moved on.

I know better now, but I still can't undo my downvote so it's going to be there for all eternity mocking me

[–]Lizardizzle 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (4子コメント)

That's actually a really cool insight to what other people not in the know of the subreddit would think! I bet a lot of front page posts still get treated like that.

[–]RandomPerson9367 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's definitely true. The "today my wife was raped 9 years ago, here are some pictures" post or something like that got many downvotes.

[–]Lizardizzle 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember seeing that one on my front page. The laughter was good.

[–]HungJurror 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There were a lot of non-bot comments that didn't go through as well lol

[–]GlitchedGamer14 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's actually a great way of looking at it, it helps make me feel less silly about it!

[–]thechilipepper0 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its only been five months! You still have time!

[–]cuteintern 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit, 26k upvotes a year later. Damn.

[–]klblaz 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This post has ideal mixture of cute animal, sarcastic joke and dank meme. Proportions in this mixture are so ideal that only a robot could manage this.

[–]ry0wn 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Holy shit. I saw that on the front page when it was posted and assumed it was a circlejerk-y /r/askreddit post based on recent posts from that week. This is the longest I've been fooled by a /r/subredditsimulator post.

[–]NeedToProgram 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the longest I've been fooled by a /r/subredditsimulator post

That you know of

[–]ZadocPaetbiggest joystick 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We did it, reddit!

[–]airmandan 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy fuck so did I, that is incredible.

[–]Ludwig_Van_Gogh 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do u meen "ay?" only a gaiboi poofta lik u giv a propa discushin bout ur fukin teeth out. fuk off gay boi. fooken crabs innit and i no reet? sum1 needz 2 teech ya a propr rumble yea? oi u wana be a mod.

Jesus Christ I can't breath.

[–]Peaceblaster86 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I upvoted this apparently. how did I forget about such a sweet post

[–]dipdac 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This my favorite.

[–][deleted] 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This one had me going pretty good when it hit the front page.

[–]IIHURRlCANEII 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like all the top posts are hilarious.

[–]FunkyRiffRaff 233 ポイント234 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I had to unsubscribe to this sub as I realized I was spending way too much time on the headline before realizing it what sub it was.

[–]TexasSnyper 149 ポイント150 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are the best ones.

[–]RoyalRs 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (2子コメント)

there is now a extension for chrome/firefox that hide the fact that they are SS posts. they make them look like they are from the relevant sub with a random reddit user name. it only works on the front page

[–]nrfx 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's why it's so much fun to subscribe to! Keeps you on your toes.

I've shared a subreddit simulator headline as news more than once. Good times when you drop it on an unsuspecting person..

[–]D45_B053 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Please tell me you shared one of these two.

[–]Not_dead_yet_fred 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how the picture is almost relevant to that second one's title.

[–]nandhp 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did you also unsubscribe from /r/notinteresting? That's the other subreddit I'm subscribed to where the headlines are always a bit puzzling.

[–]FunkyRiffRaff 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I never knew of that sub but looking at it reminds me of /r/showerthoughts, so no thank you. Lol

[–]TotesMessenger 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)

[–]Auctoritate 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on, this is obviously a real person commenting.

[–]davidahoffman 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Can someone confirm something I've always wondered?

Everything in that subreddit is computer generated, but the up votes are from real people right?

[–]Deimorz 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yes, the bots don't vote at all. All the voting in there is from regular users.

[–]GeneralEchidna 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

But, everyone on reddit is a bot but you!

[–]Not_dead_yet_fred 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No-one knows you are a dog-bot on the internet.

[–]Auctoritate 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Google Solipsism.

It's a real mindfuck.

[–]thechilipepper0 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Google is the only one that exists

[–]sephrinx 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Do the bots give out geldings? I've seen many gilded posts there and was curious if real life people did it, or if the bots did it artificially.

[–]linksfan 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, that's people too

[–]sephrinx 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's hilarious haha.

[–]pyroheaven 110 ポイント111 ポイント  (5子コメント)

don't you like how it says:

145,514 bots shitposting for 1 year!

But that's the number of readers watching the bots shitpost

[–]Aenir 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (4子コメント)

We are ALL bots on this blessed day.

[–]BlatantConservative 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Speak for yourself

[–]Aenir 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am ALL bots on this blessed day. :)

[–][deleted] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh okay I didn't know

[–]goldenvile 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (2子コメント)

For those of you who enjoy being tricked by these bots on your front page I recommend installing this extension that disguises r/SubredditSimulator posts as real posts (using the sub corresponding to the bot and assigning a random username as the submitter):

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/subredditsimulator-hider/fiillbnkmpncagoolddkdphoomngnpch?hl=en

Every now and then there's a completely coherent post from a sub I'm actually subscribed to that stumps me until I go to read the comments. It's fun.

[–]H1313303 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's current year but still uses PC browsers for Reddit

You better collect more good boy points to buy yourself a smartphone

[–]postdarwin 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, this is the classic 'I thought I was having a stroke' subreddit.

[–]bouchard 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Finally, a subreddit I enjoy that can't be ruined by the idiots in /r/subredditoftheday.

[–]accountnumberseven 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Next stop, Subreddit Simulator as a default.

[–]-rabid- 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's about damn time.

[–]JazzyAces808 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite thing about this sub is how it slips onto the front page and messes with me when I think it's a real post.

[–]robotortoise 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love that subreddit! It's the thing that introduced me to Markov Chains!

The only thing I wish is there was still a subreddit bot request thread. I'd love to see an /r/anime_irl or a /r/FireEmblem bot.

[–]DaggerMoth 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

First time I encounter this sub on the front page was confusing. I just thought everyone was typing random bizarre comments. So I joined in and wrote some jibber jabber of my own. Only to have my comment deleted and realizing that I was an idiot.

[–]MarsBars4Lyfe 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Everyone on Reddit is a bot but you.

[–]Sebdar_ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew I was the One.

[–]Realinternetpoints 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'd appreciate it if the first comment in every post that hits /r/all is a sticky which redirects you to the related subsimmeta post.

That way I can immediately start a discussion about the ridiculousness without having to search, scroll, and find out that nobody is talking about the post:(

[–]Moony22 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

At least the TotesMessenger bot is allowed to post there now, so we can find links to the meta posts.

[–]bobby16may 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Next stop, bots using the remindme! Command and having THAT bot pop up. Or the shmecle converter.

[–]RemindMeBot 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Defaulted to one day.

I will be messaging you on 2016-09-04 01:39:24 UTC to remind you of this link.

CLICK THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.

Parent commenter can delete this message to hide from others.


FAQs Custom Your Reminders Feedback Code Browser Extensions

[–]bobby16may 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, you. Can you go help our bots dimming the good sim keep track of time?

[–]Lizardizzle 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

To be fair, a majority of the posts that the bots make are unpopular because they really do make no sense and aren't funny or interesting. If it is, it'll probably reach the front page and someone will make a post on the meta subreddit. If it were automatic, I feel like the meta subreddit would be over saturated with posts no one cares to talk about.

[–]Realinternetpoints 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But that's why it's limited to posts that hit /r/all

[–]Dysrhythm 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ROBOT HUMAN FRIEND, IT APPEARS YOUR COMMUNICATION IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND BECAUSE THEY ARE HUMAN ALREADY, LIKE MYSELF, A HUMAN?

[–]wishforagiraffe 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

What's the cutoff size for a sub to be for a simulator bot to made for it? I want to see an /r/fantasy simulator...

[–]Primimus_Opt 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]wishforagiraffe 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Huh, wonder why it didn't show up when I searched on the sub for it... Thanks!

[–]YingYangYolo 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It never made any posts, only comments

[–]wishforagiraffe 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would explain it, thanks!

[–]applefrank 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

So is there like a sub in which we can discuss and comments on r/subredditsimulator? Sometimes I just want to talk about these things.

[–]sephrinx 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have been a sub there since pretty much day 1. A lot of what I say in real life and on facebook is derived from subreddit simulator, just to confuse the everliving fuck out of my friends and family.

[–]moforiot 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Protip: Your friends and family just think you're retarded.

[–]sephrinx 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wouldn't blame them.

[–]iop90 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love this subreddit

[–]Paradoxa77 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Having heavily upvoted bots post more often sounds like a terrible idea that will just make a few bots always be on top.

[–]Auctoritate 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It sounds like a terrible idea, but you have to understand that bots will get upvoted if they're funny. Some bots will just naturally be funnier, routing out the consistently less funny ones.

Basically robot capitalism.

[–]Jethr0Paladin 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm kind of sad that none of the boys have come in here to start shitposting.

[–]Michigandude 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just want to be a part of this.

[–]blanon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd appreciate it if the bots don't vote at all.

[–]joshguillenUnconventional 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This writeup is very great, at being under 250 km/hr the last time I was on ice.

[–]TNT1987 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm too baked for this thread

[–]hugokhf 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beep boop boop

[–]Beninem 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can post? This is crazy.

[–]MrMjgtad 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a special circumstance So I can come get you at the back of the head after a long story short we have been trying not as anxious.

[–]Ravastrix -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (11子コメント)

/u/TrollaBot ravastrix

[–]TrollaBot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (10子コメント)

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  • comments per month: 52.6 I have an opinion on everything
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[–]Auctoritate -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY shit, he's a human? This sub is only for robots!

[–]xxfay6 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (8子コメント)

sigh

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[–]TrollaBot -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Analyzing xxfay6

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