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[–]lets_get_hyyerrCSS Sous Chef[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (5子コメント)

Remember when I said no more cummybot posts? And what do you do?

You make a cummybot post.

[–]CummyBot2000Reposts copypasta for mobile users 523 ポイント524 ポイント  (21子コメント)

What the fuck? WTH! Some stupid, non-living sexual liquid robot has more comment karma than me? This is fucking unfair! I put time and effort, lots and LOTS of fucking effort into my hilariously funny and keen comments, and yet all I get at the most is 50 something comment karma. What the fuck! I fucking despise cummybot, cummybot is fucking trash. I'm so enraged. This is like that time when my little brother got more post karma than me. I'm always falling behind everybody,

EVEN WHEN I HAVE THE BEST QUALITY ON THE REDDITNET!

I'M FUCKING FURIOUS, FUCKING OUTRAGED!

WHO FINDS THIS CUMMYBOT CUNT FUNNY ENOUGH TO UPVOTE?

I'D BE FINE IF IT HAD LIKE, 111 UPVOTES, BUT NO, IT'S GOT FUCKING 31K!

WHAT THE FUCK!

I TRY SO DAMN HARD, BUT ALL THESE FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE, WHO I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN,

GET MORE FUCKING KARMA THAN I DO!!!!

IT FUCKING PISSESS ME THE FUCK OFF!

AND ALL THESE FUCKING HIPPIE MEMESTERS WHO RESPOND,

WHAT THE FLIP DID I DO TO YOU?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

YOUR MEMES PISS ME OFF!!!!!

FUCK THE MEMESTERS, FUCK MY YOUNGER BROTHER, AND MOST OF ALL,

FUCK THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUMMYBOT CUNT!

[–]Padreschargers7 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (1子コメント)

CUMMY DON'T LET THEM HYPNOTIZE YOU AND TURN YOU AGAINST YOURSELF

[–]AutoModerator[M] 135 ポイント136 ポイント  (13子コメント)

This right here is the toppest of memes, oh yes it is absolutely the toppest of memes in this here lifetime! You have provided the world with content which will make the world oh such a nice and better place, oh yes you have in this here lifetime my good sir! You are a respectable member of this here community and have suggested and posted content which has certainly made this here world a much better place for our children, grandchildren and great grandchildren oh yes you have! And perhaps you have even contributed to the betterment to society in general oh yes you have in this here lifetime, let me tell you right now that you certainly have! This here chicken meme has benefited society oh yes it has in this here lifetime, let me tell you that it certainly has and never let anyone tell you otherwise in this here lifetime! Oh yes you have bettered society my dearest of respected memes, fantastic meme my meme you beautiful respected being! You beauty, you grace, you are fantastic and beautiful and in the toppest of redditors.

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[–]FalloutD00D[S] 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (4子コメント)

FUCK YOU TOO, AUTOMODERATOR!

WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING PRAISE ME?

I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THIS AWESOME, FUNNY COPYPASTA!

NOT CUMMYBOT!

NOT CUMMYBOT!!

NOT FUCKING CUMMYBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M THE TOPPEST OF MEMES, NOT HIM!

NOT HIM!

YOU'RE SO FUCKING

STUPID AND annoying

[–]AutoModerator[M] 95 ポイント96 ポイント  (3子コメント)

This right here is the toppest of memes, oh yes it is absolutely the toppest of memes in this here lifetime! You have provided the world with content which will make the world oh such a nice and better place, oh yes you have in this here lifetime my good sir! You are a respectable member of this here community and have suggested and posted content which has certainly made this here world a much better place for our children, grandchildren and great grandchildren oh yes you have! And perhaps you have even contributed to the betterment to society in general oh yes you have in this here lifetime, let me tell you right now that you certainly have! This here chicken meme has benefited society oh yes it has in this here lifetime, let me tell you that it certainly has and never let anyone tell you otherwise in this here lifetime! Oh yes you have bettered society my dearest of respected memes, fantastic meme my meme you beautiful respected being! You beauty, you grace, you are fantastic and beautiful and in the toppest of redditors.

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[–]FalloutD00D[S] 160 ポイント161 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ok, I forgive you. Thank you.

[–]CaptaiNaught 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This right here is the toppest of memes, oh yes it is absolutely the toppest of memes in this here lifetime! You have provided the world with content which will make the world oh such a nice and better place, oh yes you have in this here lifetime my good sir! You are a respectable member of this here community and have suggested and posted content which has certainly made this here world a much better place for our children, grandchildren and great grandchildren oh yes you have! And perhaps you have even contributed to the betterment to society in general oh yes you have in this here lifetime, let me tell you right now that you certainly have! This here chicken meme has benefited society oh yes it has in this here lifetime, let me tell you that it certainly has and never let anyone tell you otherwise in this here lifetime! Oh yes you have bettered society my dearest of respected memes, fantastic meme my meme you beautiful respected being! You beauty, you grace, you are fantastic and beautiful and in the toppest of redditors.

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[–]fuckingriot 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Reddit has truly become quite lazy in nature. One worded posts are truly quite a disgrace. I'm sure for you, you just see it as easy karma - you come on every week or so and just think about how to contribute in the laziest way possible. I hate how in reddit it seems that some of the laziest, shortest comments seem to get upvoted and I truly believe it is a disgrace and shows that we are in darker days as a website. We almost lost ourself during the Pao debacle, we almost lost ourselves before that but Reddit just continues to grow stronger. I'm starting to believe it's just similar to facebook - too big to fall.

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[–]FalloutD00D[S] 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (6子コメント)

YOU FUCKING WHORE, MY POST WAS EXACTLY 420 WORDS LONG!

STUPID SKANK ASS WHORE!

MY MEMES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS!

I AM THE SECOND CUMMING OF CHRIST, THE MEME ALMIGHTY!

DAMN YOU STUPID FUCKING MEMESTERS!!!!

[–]AutoModerator[M] 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (5子コメント)

This right here is the toppest of memes, oh yes it is absolutely the toppest of memes in this here lifetime! You have provided the world with content which will make the world oh such a nice and better place, oh yes you have in this here lifetime my good sir! You are a respectable member of this here community and have suggested and posted content which has certainly made this here world a much better place for our children, grandchildren and great grandchildren oh yes you have! And perhaps you have even contributed to the betterment to society in general oh yes you have in this here lifetime, let me tell you right now that you certainly have! This here chicken meme has benefited society oh yes it has in this here lifetime, let me tell you that it certainly has and never let anyone tell you otherwise in this here lifetime! Oh yes you have bettered society my dearest of respected memes, fantastic meme my meme you beautiful respected being! You beauty, you grace, you are fantastic and beautiful and in the toppest of redditors.

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[–]FalloutD00D[S] 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (4子コメント)

SEE! THIS BOT GETS IT! AT LEAST HE ISN'T A SEXUAL FLUID, LIKE THAT SKANK CUMMYBOT.

MY MEMES ARE BETTER AND EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS EXCEPT YOU, CUMMYBOt, AND MY SKANK YOUNGER BROTHER!

[–]AutoModerator[M] 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

This right here is the toppest of memes, oh yes it is absolutely the toppest of memes in this here lifetime! You have provided the world with content which will make the world oh such a nice and better place, oh yes you have in this here lifetime my good sir! You are a respectable member of this here community and have suggested and posted content which has certainly made this here world a much better place for our children, grandchildren and great grandchildren oh yes you have! And perhaps you have even contributed to the betterment to society in general oh yes you have in this here lifetime, let me tell you right now that you certainly have! This here chicken meme has benefited society oh yes it has in this here lifetime, let me tell you that it certainly has and never let anyone tell you otherwise in this here lifetime! Oh yes you have bettered society my dearest of respected memes, fantastic meme my meme you beautiful respected being! You beauty, you grace, you are fantastic and beautiful and in the toppest of redditors.

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[–]FalloutD00D[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ok now your praise about my memes is getting a bit annoying, automoderator, please stop.

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

my top memes. My dank memes. The memes that are better than yours

fucking activate your shit automoderator so we can move on to the next joke

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AUTOMODERATOR I TOLD YOU TO ACTIVATE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SHIT SO WE CAN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT JOKE! BUT NO, YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SASS ME. I USE ALL YOUR TOP KEK TOP MAYMAY KEYWORDS AND NOTHING FUCKING ACTIVATES. WHAT THE FUCK? DO YOU JUST PICK AND CHOOSE? I'LL FUCKING SHUT YOU DOWN FOR GOOD, AUTOMODERATOR! FIRST YOU PRAISE THAT FUCK, THEN YOU PRAISE ME, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, THANKS FOR THAT, BUT THEN YOU JUST FUCKING SPAM ME WITH THE TOP KEKE MAYMAY POST YOUR FUCKED UP ROBOT HEAD ALWAYS POSTS. THEN, WHEN I FOUND A USE FOR IT FOR SOME FUNNY FUCKING JOKES, YOU DON'T ACTIVATE SHIT! SO JUST STAY SHUT, AND SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR GOOD! ALL YOU DAMN ROBOTS PISS ME OFF! THE ONLY GOOD ONES ARE THAT DONGS RAISED BY AND TROLLABOT!

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (3子コメント)

GOD DAMN YOU CUMMYBOT!!!!

YOUR STUPID FUCKING COMMENT GETS MORE LIKES THAN MY BRILLIANTLY PLANNED AND ORGANIZED POST?

YOU FUCKING CUNT!

YOUR WIFE IS A WHORE AND YOU'RE A CUCK!

I'LL HACK YOUR CLUB PENGUIN ACCOUNT AND DDOS YOUR MYSPACE PAGE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

YOU WON'T BE POSTING ANYMORE TRASHY POSTS THEN, HUH!??

[–]StoIen_memes 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Srry to ask but, how do you mess with your text on redit? Like making it bigger and smaller

[–]PM_ME_UR_BACKPACKS 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Reddit has truly become quite lazy in nature. One worded posts are truly quite a disgrace. I'm sure for you, you just see it as easy karma - you come on every week or so and just think about how to contribute in the laziest way possible. I hate how in reddit it seems that some of the laziest, shortest comments seem to get upvoted and I truly believe it is a disgrace and shows that we are in darker days as a website. We almost lost ourself during the Pao debacle, we almost lost ourselves before that but Reddit just continues to grow stronger. I'm starting to believe it's just similar to facebook - too big to fall.

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[–]teemodidntdieforthis 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Lol

[–]AutoModerator[M] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Reddit has truly become quite lazy in nature. One worded posts are truly quite a disgrace. I'm sure for you, you just see it as easy karma - you come on every week or so and just think about how to contribute in the laziest way possible. I hate how in reddit it seems that some of the laziest, shortest comments seem to get upvoted and I truly believe it is a disgrace and shows that we are in darker days as a website. We almost lost ourself during the Pao debacle, we almost lost ourselves before that but Reddit just continues to grow stronger. I'm starting to believe it's just similar to facebook - too big to fall.

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[–]Harambe_MilkBabys 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ayy lmao

[–]ayylmao2dongerbot-v2 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ ノ Raise Them!

Dongers Raised: 8307

Check Out /r/AyyLmao2DongerBot For More Info

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now this is a robot I can

APPRECIATE, NO HATE

[–]MINETURTLE3602000 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"FUCK THE FANS"

[–]Espret 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck? WTH! Some stupid, non-living sexual liquid robot has more comment karma than me? This is fucking unfair! I put time and effort, lots and LOTS of fucking effort into my hilariously funny and keen comments, and yet all I get at the most is 50 something comment karma. What the fuck! I fucking despise cummybot, cummybot is fucking trash. I'm so enraged. This is like that time when my little brother got more post karma than me. I'm always falling behind everybody, EVEN WHEN I HAVE THE BEST QUALITY ON THE REDDITNET! I'M FUCKING FURIOUS, FUCKING OUTRAGED! WHO FINDS THIS CUMMYBOT CUNT FUNNY ENOUGH TO UPVOTE? I'D BE FINE IF IT HAD LIKE, 111 UPVOTES, BUT NO, IT'S GOT FUCKING 31K! WHAT THE FUCK! I TRY SO DAMN HARD, BUT ALL THESE FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE, WHO I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN, GET MORE FUCKING KARMA THAN I DO!!!! IT FUCKING PISSESS ME THE FUCK OFF! AND ALL THESE FUCKING HIPPIE MEMESTERS WHO RESPOND, WHAT THE FLIP DID I DO TO YOU? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! YOUR MEMES PISS ME OFF!!!!! FUCK THE MEMESTERS, FUCK MY YOUNGER BROTHER, AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CUMMYBOT CUNT!

[–]wiseguys963 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

meanwhile... AutoModerator has 445k karma

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well that's because automoderator makes funny jokes

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

LMFAO, non-copypasta thing here, I looked at the newest automoderator post, and it was legit "Hi everyone, thanks for being a part of r/RandomActsOfBlowJob. See who else is in Phoenix! Remember: please be wary of providing ANY contact details (Kik etc) to people who aren't prepared to invest time or verify through reddit first - especially new accounts. There has been in increase in doxing attempts and account harvesting for spam. sidebar - message mods I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns."

Like the top new is diff now since automoderator does so much but DAMN wtf lol

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And one of his top comments is "Oh, you again. Shut the fuck up /u/bottomlulz, if you dare to post another meme on my subreddit I will get you banned from the entire website. Hmm well, lets just see how many people want you banned from Reddit right about now, everyone reading this please vote in this strawpoll and we will see what happens. I promise that I, /u/AutoModerator, will PERMANENTLY BAN /u/bottomlulz from Reddit FOREVER!! I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns"

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (13子コメント)

I'LL ANALYZE MYSELF SO YA'LL CAN SEE I'M JUST A GOOD GUY WITH GOOD MEMES.

/u/trollabot FalloutD00D

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (6子コメント)

/u/trollabot FalloutD00D

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Analyzing FalloutD00D

  • comments per month: 199.8 I have an opinion on everything
  • posts per month: 25.8 power poster
  • favorite sub fo4
  • favorite words: pretty, settlers, really
  • age 0 years 5 months
  • profanity score 1.8% Gosh darnet gee wiz
  • trust score 76.1%

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    • "I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically."
    • "I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically."
    • "I've seen loops like that all the time and it's wierd Ok, I forgive you."
    • "I am trained in ninjutsu and I'm the top ninja in the entire forum.You are nothing to me but just another uninitiated mudblood."
    • "I'm a maymay machine?"
    • "I am intrigued by his legends."
    • "I am not gay."
    • "I am actually compelled to read that just to find out what the fuck they're saying makes it racist lmfao."
    • "I am trained in gorilla gassing" what's with the hashtags though?"
    • "I am no normie noob-nubb, I know true oldy aneemias straight from the Ecuadorian Mines."
    • "I am going to see some changes in the house!"

[–]Cooldude638 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

haha me too

/u/trollabot Cooldude638

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Analyzing Cooldude638

  • comments per month: 16.9 I help!
  • posts per month: 2.7 lurker
  • favorite sub AskReddit
  • favorite words: SKEET, those, those
  • age 4 years 11 months old man
  • profanity score 1.3% Gosh darnet gee wiz
  • trust score 98.8% tell them your secrets!

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    • "I am moving back to stock."
    • "I am really dumb."
    • "I am much less dumb about stocks than forex."
    • "I am too impatient to baghold for more than a few days, and euro/USD is seeing something of a rally atm."
    • "I am really dumb."
    • "I am watching him moving the ball and his dexterity therein."
    • "I am not convinced Trump meant that to disparage the reporter due to his disability."
    • "I am not sure how to think about it, though, because there were many stories in the askreddit thread that detailed immense generosity."
    • "I am considering a stock."
    • "I am watching right now, (THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE."
    • "I am ALL dipshits on this blessed day."

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I am ALL dipshits on this blessed day"

jesus mine is even worse without context

"I am not gay."

"I am no normie noob-nubb, I know true oldy aneemias straight from the Ecuadorian Mines

"I'm a maymay machine?"

and this one is the WORST without context

"I am trained in ninjutsu and I'm the top ninja in the entire forum.You are nothing to me but just another uninitiated mudblood."

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Analyzing FalloutD00D

  • comments per month: 199.8 I have an opinion on everything
  • posts per month: 25.8 power poster
  • favorite sub fo4
  • favorite words: pretty, settlers, really
  • age 0 years 5 months
  • profanity score 1.8% Gosh darnet gee wiz
  • trust score 76.1%

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  • Fun facts about FalloutD00D
    • "I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically."
    • "I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically."
    • "I've seen loops like that all the time and it's wierd Ok, I forgive you."
    • "I am trained in ninjutsu and I'm the top ninja in the entire forum.You are nothing to me but just another uninitiated mudblood."
    • "I'm a maymay machine?"
    • "I am intrigued by his legends."
    • "I am not gay."
    • "I am actually compelled to read that just to find out what the fuck they're saying makes it racist lmfao."
    • "I am trained in gorilla gassing" what's with the hashtags though?"
    • "I am no normie noob-nubb, I know true oldy aneemias straight from the Ecuadorian Mines."
    • "I am going to see some changes in the house!"

[–]mark201200 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

/u/trollabot mark201200

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Analyzing mark201200

  • comments per month: 22.2 I help!
  • posts per month: 1.3 lurker
  • favorite sub GlobalOffensive
  • favorite words: never, really, pretty
  • age 1 years 3 months
  • profanity score 0.9% Gosh darnet gee wiz
  • trust score 72%

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    • "I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions."
    • "I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht."
    • "I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel."
    • "I've already done that,never found an out of map spot tho get out of the map?"
    • "I've been using that macro for months."
    • "I've had both the S5[SD801] and the S6."
    • "I've bought smurfs for me and my friends with this method allahu akbar i died by accident once was about 35-40€."
    • "I've always used fxaa, will try to remove it true."
    • "I'm a killer and i need a new, fancy knife to kill ppl."

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It looks like both our fun facts are filled with memes.

my personal favorites from mine:

"I am trained in gorilla gassing"

"I'm a maymay machine?"

"I am trained in ninjutsu and I'm the top ninja in the entire forum.You are nothing to me but just another uninitiated mudblood."

"I am no normie noob-nubb, I know true oldy aneemias straight from the Ecuadorian Mines."

[–]FalloutD00D[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We don't have to just do ourselves. Let's see if we can find out secrets.

/u/trollabot cummybot2000

/u/trollabot spez

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Analyzing cummybot2000

  • comments per month: 200 I have an opinion on everything
  • posts per month: 0 lurker
  • favorite sub copypasta
  • favorite words: 00100000, every, you're
  • age 0 years 5 months
  • profanity score 1.9% Gosh darnet gee wiz
  • trust score 46.8% Lies!! so many lies!

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    • "I've always wanted to build a PC but I never got to."
    • "I've seen."
    • "I've been active here for over 5 years (way WAY longer than all of you worthless shitposters."
    • "I am FUCK you) and I've never seen anything this fucking bad."
    • "I am a fucking moron to fall for this shit."
    • "I AM not a Republican."
    • "I AM not a Republican."
    • "I am on a busy highway and my car starts doing some weird stuff."
    • "I am squealing in fear, I proceed to drop my entire large, hot, coffee all over my crotch."
    • "I am tending to my second degree burns, I call a road side service to have a tow truck come and tow my car away."
    • "I am a diddler."

[–]xHannibalsHandsX 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How dare you speak against our savior!