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Reddit has its own vocabulary of political correctness. Let me share it with you. (self.Negareddit)

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Neutral: The accepted range of political opinion.

Objective: Subjective opinion that is of a "neutral" nature (see above).

Bias: Information that disagrees with objective (see above) sources.

Meritocracy: A hierarchy consisting primarily of affluent white men with comfortable connections and with resources to fall back on if they fail, under the pretense of being an objective (see above) way of allocating a society's resources.

Socialist: Anything to the left of "fuck the poor".

Communist: Anything to the left of "fuck the poor". See also: Socialist.

Humanitarian: Billionaire with a large and effective multi-million-dollar PR campaign constantly scrubbing his image to a polished shine.

Genocide: When a black man and a white woman fall in love.

Rape: Doesn't exist, except in the act of having to pay taxes or child support.

LOLCOW: A person that is believed to be prone to dramatic emotional outbursts on a continual basis, which is an endless source of entertainment for a key Reddit demographic. However, for some reason, never, ever includes a certain president-elect that tweets with rage at actors and entertainers and magazine writers at 3 in the morning.

"As liberal as they come": Likes weed, otherwise conservative.

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[–]adminbeast 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Racism: something only black people can exhibit. (White dudes who are literally talking about the superiority of the white race just have complex, nuanced views which can't be written off as mere "racism". Black person says "man, fuck white people" one time on Twitter, and they're racist racist racist.)

[–]AngryDM[S] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good addition.

I know I missed quite a few others.

[–]LipstickPaper [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This is perfect.

[–]IshiiDriver 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Rape: Doesn't exist

Unless brown people do it.

[–]AbbaTheHorse [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

What about if white Muslims do it?

[–]witchofrosehall [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

This is reddit so white Muslims clearly do not exist.

[–]AbbaTheHorse [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Of course, I keep forgetting that Bosnia and Albania are fictional countries.

[–]MissLena [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh, but you forgot "mind rape," which is what "feminists" (read: anyone who isn't a red piller) do when they explain in a perfectly calm and rational manner why the current view of a misogynist is wrong.

Used in a sentence: That fucking feminist on r/twoXhampster just tried to mind rape me by wom-splaining that Trump has zero political experience and is going to trash the economy and hurt international relations. No way man, that's just bullshit. I don't need that blue pill bullshit, man! It's just part of the misandrist bubble!

[–]ArchangelleFran 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Real": The only legitimate form of something, as determined by me

"Real" Muslims: Muslims with the most radical/fundamentalist/militant beliefs

"Real" Feminists: Feminists that don't make me uncomfortable about my already held beliefs/worldview and actions

"Real" Racists: People who explicitly use the word 'racist' to describe themselves. Stopped existing entirely after the Civil Rights movement, and inexplicably stopped existing again after Obama was elected

"Real" Racism: A thing black people do that makes me uncomfortable

[–]DessaalVakkozo [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

"Real" Feminists: Feminists that don't make me uncomfortable about my already held beliefs/worldview and actions

See: Christina Hoff Sommers, Camille Paglia

[–]mizmooseTrump's Love Moose [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I've had a rant brewing about the Reddit belief that "third wave feminism destroyed feminism", which seems to be based on not only no clue what feminism means but what first wave feminism is/was about. (Reddit seems to believe it was women who spoke up but still stayed at home to take care of the house and their children.)

[–]AngryDM[S] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

If anyone wants more clarification for "real", consult the Reddit Advocacy Offices of Asa Blackman, Asa Female, Asa Gayman and Associates.

They will have brochures that will help direct you to the "real" versions of everything by way of indisputable authority from the expertise of the Asa advocacy group.

"Asa Blackman, blacks are the worst, amirite?"

[–]fun-prohibited [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Alt-right: fascist youth league

[–]themilibandgirl [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

the Hitler youth with 100% less outdoor activities!

[–]theitalianlobster [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Identity politics: When black people, Asians, women, or non-cis people mention any experiences or observations that suggest privilege and oppression exist. Especially if they involve white and/or straight people being ignorant or creepy.

[–]AngryDM[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

On the other hand, being a gamer is literally the most oppressed identity one can possibly be!

[–]LiberalParadise [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Working class: Appealing only to white interests.

[–]DessaalVakkozo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Socialist: Anything to the left of "fuck the poor".

Communist: Anything to the left of "fuck the poor". See also: Socialist.

That's America in general tho.

[–]stripeygreenhat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The constant misuse of the term "objective" makes my eye twitch. It seems that Reddit knows only how to appeal to logic, but doesn't know how logic works.

[–]LIFTSHIT [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Dont forget the importance of being civil/passive aggressive.

Calling someone an asshole is VERY frowned upon here. But saying some of the most grotesque shit in a (supposedly, haha) well written paragraph is respectable.

[–]AngryDM[S] [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Sure is.

And of course there's the old gaslighty-concern-trolling combo of "you seem upset and I have been nothing but civil. Please seek professional guidance and take a deep breath then answer my logical rational debate points, please. :)"

[–]stripeygreenhat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh great googly moogly does that irritate me. Here's a relevant Hitler comic.

[–]FUCKBOY_JIHAD [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

see also, Rational: the calm, above-it-all tone in which you use to address Reddit by appealing to their bias on a controversial matter. usually appeals to le middle grounders, who typically have little to no stake in the issue at hand.

[long, incoherent screed about how 'tumblr feminists' have 'co-opted' the movement from 'real' feminists and now feminists only care about 'manspreading' and offensive t-shirts]

"Thank you for being rational."

[–]Thefriendlypsycho [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Islamophobia: A myth perpetuated by Muslims to stop the criticism of Islam and Muslims.

Taqiyaa: When Muslims lie to gain the trust of non believers.

Affirmative action/ethnic minority schemes: Literally the most racist thing to happen.

By the way, Taqiyaa actually means lying by saying you're not a Muslim to save yourself from being killed.

[–]dalelito [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Rape exists, but only when non-white people do it

[–]hyg03 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Expat: A white immigrant working and residing in another country, legally or illegally.

vs

[Insert disgusting adjective, followed by the word immigrant]: A non-white immigrant working and residing, legally or illegally. Example: "dirty immigrant"

[–]IBYMBYBMYL [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

badmouseproductions did a pretty good video on this brand of political correctness