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I created this reddit community for people to share their engagement stories + photos!
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[–]serenawilliams- Verified GOAT 🌮[S] • 4170 points• 4171 points• 4172 points x5 (388 children)
I came home
A little late
Someone had a bag packed for me
And a carriage awaited
Destination: Rome
To escort me to my very own "charming"
Back to where our stars first collided
And now it was full circle
At the same table we first met by chance
This time he made it not by chance
But by choice
Down on one knee
He said 4 words
And 
Share your r/isaidyes stories here 😊
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[–]vikinick • 2083 points• 2084 points• 2085 points  (55 children)
Wait, what?
TIL
  1. Serena Williams is on reddit.
  2. /u/kn0thing was dating Serena Williams
Wtf?
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[–]eat_my_sporks • 1705 points• 1706 points• 1707 points  (80 children)
Am I the only one who had no idea this was a thing?
congratulations!
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[–]CordcutterQs • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (0 children)
Serena,
Congrats on your engagement!! I grew up watching tennis with my Mom's best friend and why I consider you my all time favorite athlete. She watches every single tennis match she possibly can, scheduling her limited vacation times around tournaments just to be able to watch every match. She dropped out of high school almost 35 years ago to support her family and works 70+ hours a week, sacrificing her health and free time to support them. One year she was lucky enough to win store of the year for the restaurant she manages and got to choose anywhere in the world she wanted to go and she chose the US Open. She had the time of her life getting to watch you and her "boyfriend" Rafa play.
Just this month she lost her dad to a heart attack and her sister to pneumonia. I just got home from her sisters funeral an hour ago. As you can guess it has been an awful Christmas season for her. Is there any way you could either send her a card or tennis ball to cheer her up? She waited for hours at the US Open to try and get her ball signed but couldn't get to you. I hope one day after college I will be able to take her to as many tournaments as I can, I would truly do anything for her. If you need proof of anything I would be more than happy to message you privately.
Thanks for giving me something to bond with her over the years and congrats on your new engagement! I know she'll be happy for you too!
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[–]cellocaster • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (0 children)
Congrats, but googling pics of the two of you is like looking at Kip and Lafawnda.
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[–]trwwy321 • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (0 children)
Brought to you by Reddit and Nike.
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[–]kellkore • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (1 child)
Congrats! My wife and I are very happy for you both! This coming year will be our 25th wedding anniversary. We wish as much and more happiness in the years to come.
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[–]chief_ballout • 5 points• 6 points• 7 points  (0 children)
This whole thing is like, impossibly lame.
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[–]Cirrosis • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
omg who cares
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[–]jimmybl • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congratulations! How awesome :)
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[–]AnastasiaBeaverhosen • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
what i dont get is how did people find this post and know to upvote it?
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[–]RadioSoulwax • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
What the fuck
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[–]ButtGardener • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
It's going to be weird when she carries him over the threshold..
I can't be the only one who imagines she is the man in the relationship can I?
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[–]fartfacepooper • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (1 child)
Cool sub but it's no match for /r/GWCouples/ for true love
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[–]Staanko • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
I bet they're going to post some cuckold stuff after their marriage
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[–]Hunkir • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
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[–]likethemovie19 • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Congrats!!!!!
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[–]belubel • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Congrats Serena!! So happy for you!!
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[–]closingbell • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Wow, didn't even know they were dating. Quite the interesting couple there...congrats tho!
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[–]mknsky • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
I love how this is kind of on the most low key of subreddits. Y'all gettin all romantic under the radar and whatnot, I see you!
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[–]Anandymous • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Things I never saw coming for $1000 please Alex.
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[–]PicturElements • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (2 children)
Two redditors that get engaged?
Now I've seen everything.
On a more serious note: congrats! Wish the best to both of you!
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[–]limeade09 • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (1 child)
Serena isnt a redditor. She just created an account for this.
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[–]zi76 • 5 points• 6 points• 7 points  (0 children)
looks askance at you
Redditor since: 08/07/2013 (3 years)
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[–]TheEndsPodcast • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
This is unironically 2016
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[–]skaudis • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (1 child)
Popcorn tastes good
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[–]BananaZach • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Neat! Maybe one day I'll feel something too!
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[–]definitize • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
I had no idea this was a thing! Best wishes and good luck in Auckland and Melbourne (and the rest of your 2017 season)! :)
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[–]fluffybunny87 • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)

win 👏

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[–]dkdream21 • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
you guys are gonna have some interesting, talented children. (assuming children are a part of your future plans)
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[–]Icomebearingstats • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Nerds of the world, rejoice.
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[–]Marvur • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Whoa! Started using reddit recently and I see this! Congrats guys :)
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[–]brave100 • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
/u/kn0thing is also a mod of /r/wedding wtf
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[–]MantisToboganMD • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
/r/facebook material minus the snoos /r/cringe with it
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[–]Raw_Is_Jericho • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (1 child)
How the fuck does this not have at least 20k upvotes lol
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[–]Aerik • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
but he helped create and continues to support one of the most racist sites on the internet. Seriously, this place is literally considered stormfront's backup
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[–]yetanotherperson[🍰] • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Wait, how did a post from an empty (at the time this was posted) subreddit reach the front page of /r/all?
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[–]rAtheismSelfPostOnly • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
What the fuck
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[–]halvin_and_cobbes • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
im just here to get downvoted
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[–]sodypop • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congrats to both of you!
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[–]nabeast • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
félicitations !!!
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[–]legallytheking • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congratulations guys!
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[–]ahaseeb • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congrats Alexis !
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[–]RadOneZondria • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congratulations!! 💫💞.😊
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[–]Ruredtyforme • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
You broke my heart lol,seriously congratulations
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[–]esquisitussomnium • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (1 child)
congratulations! so happy for you both and i wish you all the best :)
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[–]onewickedgirl • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
So cute! Congrats to you both.
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[–]Gluecksritter90 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congrats!
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[–]Josh_Logic • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
This is amazing! Congratulations you two!
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[–]cheersdom • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
ok, this is pretty awesome. congrats, best for a lifetime of happiness
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[–]emile20 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
congrats
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[–]rad_peen • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Sign me up for the carriage service that can travel from the US to Rome
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[–]Eastberlin • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congratulations to you both but especially to Serena Williams the greatest athlete of all time.
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[–]47beers • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congrats!! But quick question first, will you both play a game of tennis against each other and send us a video?
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[–]beauedwards1991 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Never knew you were together, crikey! Best of luck and many happy years to you both.
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[–]optimalg • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (1 child)
Congrats! Will there be popcorn at the reception? ;)
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[–]stefanetienne • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congrats to you two! Don't stop playing tennis yet Serena!
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[–]CarlitaMariaHarter • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Blessings and congratulations on your engagement...may you two be blessed with happiness, God's grace and love...
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[–]princessajia • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congratulations and many blessings to you both! 💍💜🎾
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[–]F1FO • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
"New balls please." Not any more!
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[–]philorwhat • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
never knew /u/kn0thing was such a fan of booty 😏
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[–]nardosmarbles • 1498 points• 1499 points• 1500 points  (29 children)
So... Love means kn0thing to a tennis player?
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[–]ewbrower • 457 points• 458 points• 459 points  (7 children)
I hate this website
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[–]kerrrsmack • 135 points• 136 points• 137 points  (4 children)
I hate life 😁
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[–]HavocSynapse • 93 points• 94 points• 95 points  (3 children)
Me too thanks
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[–]Ethan819 • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (0 children)
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[–]cribking44 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
It loves you
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[–]presidentdead • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
I hate this post and the op
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[–]invictus_potato • 42 points• 43 points• 44 points  (6 children)
The level of punning going on here is hurting my tiny brain
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[–]SadGhoster87 • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (4 children)
2?
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[–]invictus_potato • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (1 child)
OUCH
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[–]SadGhoster87 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
three
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[–]PM_me_a_dirty_haiku • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
He did say tiny
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[–]Why_Eye_En • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (0 children)
Deuce
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[–]tense_or • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
It means so many things! Well, two things. But that was enough to give me a headache.
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[–]10987654321blastoff • 11 points• 12 points• 13 points  (1 child)
Boooooooooo
DOWNVOTE!!!
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[–]piggvar • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Why? It's a good joke.
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[–]oldsecondhand • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (1 child)
If I had money, I would give you reddit-diamond.
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[–]bigjayrulez • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
But would /u/nardosmarbles say yes?
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[–]caulfield45 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
What is love
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[–]ArkGuardian • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Holy shit. That is a once in a lifetime level pun.
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[–]diatonix • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Comment of the [time period]
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[–]almdudler26 • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
This is perfect.
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[–]theghostofme • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
I want to groan, to tell dad to get the fuck off Reddit, but damn it, now I'm too proud to even be mad at you.
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[–]CrazyBanana666 • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
This is the best joke in the world
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[–]powerbrows • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Three of my arteries just closed up with the amount of cheese you just dished out.
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[–]Exastiken • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Dad...
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[–]blackb0xes • 516 points• 517 points• 518 points  (5 children)
SERENA PLEASE DO AN AMA IN /R/TENNIS
Edit: And congratulations on your engagement. I'm a huge fan and very happy for you both!
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[–]SmileyFace-_- • 160 points• 161 points• 162 points  (2 children)
She's too busy getting married dude.
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[–]tense_or • 24 points• 25 points• 26 points  (0 children)
Yeah, she should at least wait until the honeymoon.
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[–]ocicataco • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Because they're getting married right now...
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[–]infinitezero8 • -3 points• -2 points• -1 points  (1 child)
I would LOVE to bang some balls with Serena, too bad /u/kn0thing did it first.
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[–]CashWho • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
not now dude.
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[–]half_acre_lot • 405 points• 406 points• 407 points  (10 children)
Downvoted this gay ass post
Buncha fuckin nerds
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[–]MasterYenSid • 131 points• 132 points• 133 points  (2 children)
All these congrats comments are really nice, don't get me wrong. Happy for them both. But here's the Reddit I know and love.
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[–]7SDB9 • 20 points• 21 points• 22 points  (1 child)
And I never want it to change
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[–]The_Painted_Man • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Go fuck yourself, mate.
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[–]arup02 • 27 points• 28 points• 29 points  (0 children)
This marriage is a big publicity stunt.
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[–]Kobe7477 • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (1 child)
Le Reddit armie is here!!1!
Edit: gold already?? are u kidding me
Edit2: 3 golds in 15min
Edit3: ok u guys can stop
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[–]IDontLikeUsernamez • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Came here to say this.
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[–]thisismyMelody • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (2 children)
Ty
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[–]ShoeBooom • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (1 child)
Fuck off Melody
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[–]thisismyMelody • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
u wanna go?
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[–]the5thdentist • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Another subreddit to filter out. The list keeps going, and going, and going..
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[–]PreviouslySaydrah • 235 points• 236 points• 237 points  (8 children)
created by serenawilliams
Verified
a community for 16 days
So Serena... did he create this 16 days ago from your account so that you'd have your own subreddit for your engagement story once he proposed? If so, CLEVER.
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[–]chanmancan • 79 points• 80 points• 81 points  (2 children)
Unless preemptively creating subreddits is the new "where's my ring?!"
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[–]junkmutt • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (0 children)
Probably with the cofounder of reddit.
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[–]business_time_[🍰] • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
If you like it then you should put a subreddit on it!
🎶oh oh ohhh oh oh oh..🎶
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[–]alwaysdownvoted2hell • 15 points• 16 points• 17 points  (2 children)
Also, how does a post on a sub no one has ever heard of get enough momentum to hit the top of /r/all ?
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[–]DoNot_GuildMe • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
See: fiance (co-founder)
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[–]PreviouslySaydrah • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Because it's been linked to all over the internet because this is a major news story and they cleverly strategized to break the news exclusively on reddit :)
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[–]ITS__HIGH__NOON • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
What an elaborate plan for posting to Reddit
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[–]polynomialpusher • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
"Honey now that I proposed I have a bigger surprise! I made you your very own subreddit!"
"God damn I love you you big nerd."
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[–]splattypus • 207 points• 208 points• 209 points  (26 children)
Neat, I'm early to a thread that is likely to blow up big.
Congrats to y'all, I guess. And nice snoo artwork.
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[–]BigDickRichie • 30 points• 31 points• 32 points  (2 children)
This subreddit only has 59 subscribers right now.
We're witnessing history!
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[–]sensation_ • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (1 child)
Yes, incredible. I'm quite happy to be here atm.
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[–]JesusSama • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
We comin' up, fam
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[–]Werner__Herzog • 13 points• 14 points• 15 points  (10 children)
Hey splatty, how's life?
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[–]splattypus • 16 points• 17 points• 18 points  (9 children)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Nothing significant to report.
And I wouldn't want to detract from ^ these two's ^ special occasion.
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[–]SlightlyAmbiguous • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (3 children)
I'm like right here
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[–]splattypus • 6 points• 7 points• 8 points  (2 children)
We'll make our own thread soon, let's let them have this one now.
You know how awkward it is to always be stealing Serena Williams's spotlight.
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[–]SlightlyAmbiguous • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (1 child)
I guess it is the holidays.
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[–]splattypus • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (0 children)
Gracious as always, dear <3
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[–]cat_sweaterz- Super cool dude 👍 • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (4 children)
Woah, Splatty, I was just thinking about you the other day. Hope all is well!
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[–]splattypus • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (3 children)
Hey!
Things aren't bad, so I'll take it. How are you getting along?
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[–]cat_sweaterz- Super cool dude 👍 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (2 children)
2016 has been pretty good to me for the most part, so I can't complain. Besides /u/Werner__Herzog keeps me in check if I get too happy :)
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[–]splattypus • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (1 child)
Yeah he's good about that. It's good to know that someone is picking up my slack of raining on people's parades.
Glad to hear things are well with you.
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[–]cat_sweaterz- Super cool dude 👍 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
You as well!
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[–]NorthfrostDenizen • 10 points• 11 points• 12 points  (2 children)
If I'm here early enough, surely someone will give me karma
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[–]tense_or • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
I got you...(am I saying this right?): Fam
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[–]Druidik • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
As well as I.
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[–]ARazzy • 5 points• 6 points• 7 points  (1 child)
Reddit finally posting news before the news again! /s
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[–]brokenarrow • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
I caught this on CNN a few hours ago when I was reading a political thread.
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[–]tense_or • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (5 children)
I just wish I could think of some good puns. Propose...a synonym of submit...
Ah, I got zilch.
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[–]splattypus • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (4 children)
I know, I hate being just put on the spot like that and expected to come up with something funny.
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[–]tense_or • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (3 children)
Altogether, it's probably all going to end up as basically the longest, most awkward best man speech of all time. Starts the day they get engaged, and goes on until their first child is born.
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[–]splattypus • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (2 children)
And think about all the terribly embarrassing and inappropriate stories that could be drudged up
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[–]tense_or • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (1 child)
Unthinkable. Even while on the internet, people have some standards.
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[–]splattypus • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
I've heard tales, though.
Thank god everyone around here is mature and rational and not prone to impulsive behavior. Could you imagine?
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[–]Abraman1 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
I never know what to say when I get to big threads early
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[–]krazyfrog • 198 points• 199 points• 200 points  (23 children)
ALENA? SELEXIS?
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[–]Racheldkane • 255 points• 256 points• 257 points  (21 children)
These sound like prescription drug names.
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[–]hexiia • 87 points• 88 points• 89 points  (16 children)
Talk to your doctor about ALENA SELEXIS.
Side effects of ALENA SELEXIS are uncommon, but may include headache, nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, loss of life.
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[–]GiveGoldPls • 28 points• 29 points• 30 points  (11 children)
Ok but what happens if you already got all that?
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[–]Skithy • 23 points• 24 points• 25 points  (7 children)
F
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[–]Gr8_M8_ • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (4 children)
U
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[–]sohetellsme • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (2 children)
N
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[–]Hingl_McCringleberry • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (1 child)
K
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[–]in-a-far-off-land • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Y
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[–]AxelAbraxas • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
C
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[–]el-toro-loco • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (1 child)
U
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[–]elevator_eyes • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
2
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[–]tense_or • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (1 child)
Post it to me_irl?
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[–]GiveGoldPls • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Good point. They'll upvote anything.
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[–]ZardozJamesZardoz • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
What about zinc oxide?
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[–]skyhigh304 • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (1 child)
...uncontrolled laughing, uncontrolled bleeding, uncontrolled sneezing, uncontrolled wheezing, dysphoria, anxiety, uncontrolled anxiety, depression, uncontrolled depression, disassociation, disaffection, and gas.
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[–]GiveGoldPls • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Goddamn, got all that too.
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[–]errkka669 • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
My name is Erika and I'm dating an Alexis as well. My friends came up with Alerika and all laughed because it sounded like a drug prescription as well. Alexis must be a cursed name.
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[–]i4LOVE4Pie4 • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Sounds like I too suffer from https://imgur.com/1H3aH5g
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[–]SplatterSack • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
SELEXIS -- may cause anal seepage
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[–]bathroomstalin • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Lord knows what they take...
Of course, laws are just for the little people.
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[–]caulfield45 • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Ohaniams? Willian? Will I Am?
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[–]dkt • 80 points• 81 points• 82 points  (3 children)
What the fuck is this trash?
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[–]IDoNotHaveTits • 39 points• 40 points• 41 points  (1 child)
gay man engaged black sports lady
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[–]KEEPCARLM • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (0 children)
Interesting, could you elaborate on the specifics.
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[–]JazzinZerg • 11 points• 12 points• 13 points  (0 children)
popcorn tastes good 2.0
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[–]redchanstool • 50 points• 51 points• 52 points  (3 children)
Someone put Drake on suicide watch
Congrats to the lovely couple, all the best!
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[–]Kingbuji • 15 points• 16 points• 17 points  (1 child)
Drake got j-lo now
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[–]redchanstool • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Wow you ain't lying, this is very much new news, why didn't I get a CNN Breaking News alert on my phone about this? No but for real can't wait to here the 'banging' music they're gonna make
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[–]RaN96 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
He's with Jennifer Lopez right now so I say he's fine.
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[–]TheGoobKid • 48 points• 49 points• 50 points  (2 children)
Wait so Serena Williams is dating the founder of Reddit and had no AMA after having an account for 3 years? Cmon guys what are you doing ?
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[–]blue_jay_jay • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (1 child)
I have a feeling we will be seeing more of Serena around here.
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[–]ChunkyLaFunga • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (0 children)
And then, once she gets to know us, a lot less.
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[–]PhillySmilez • 44 points• 45 points• 46 points  (1 child)
From North Carolina to Philadelphia he came
His eyes looked so tender as he called my name
He promised to forever be my King
Should I do him the honor and become his Queen
Now 20 years later I share this with you
And wish nothing but the best of luck and love for you two
May I also share one more thought in my head
May all of your ups and downs be in the bed!
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[–]TeaSkee • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Missed opportunity to use kn0thing... Shucks, I'll still give ya my upvote on this special occasion.
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[–]TotesMessenger • 34 points• 35 points• 36 points  (10 children)
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[–]caulfield45 • 45 points• 46 points• 47 points  (8 children)
[/r/circlebroke2] Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian just got engaged, so I guess Reddit is post-racial now
And immediately Reddit makes someone's engagement about race
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[–]Guasco_Cock • 25 points• 26 points• 27 points  (7 children)
It's apparently also an issue about sexism because they're about to start arguing about which one of them should be changing their last name.
It cracks me up that these perpetual victims have convinced themselves that Reddit is an alt-right website. What a pathetic group of insecure neckbeards.
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[–]Lexical_Analysis • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (3 children)
To be fair, there is a subreddit specifically for the alt-right
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[–]Mexagon • 11 points• 12 points• 13 points  (1 child)
There's also a sub about shoplifting. Does that mean reddit is a shoplifting site?
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[–]ShoeBooom • -2 points• -1 points• 0 points  (0 children)
There is one large sub about shoplifting and 50 large subs filled with alt-righters
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[–]Zombiehacker595 • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
True, but that sub has a very low population. Reddit has millions of users that log in from around the world, and a small subreddit with 10,000 subscribers is hardly a representation of this place.
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[–]Milith • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
It cracks me up that these perpetual victims have convinced themselves that Reddit is an alt-right website.
Try sorting this thread by controversial.
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[–]agareo • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (0 children)
I'm sure they have a high female population too
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[–]Nebresto • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
apparently /r/sports don't give a damn
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[–]Liberi_Fatales • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (17 children)
How does it feel to be engaged to one of the shittiest admins the site has ever seen?
Bet his cuck behavior carries on over to the real world, good luck.
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[–]DBCrumpets • 55 points• 56 points• 57 points  (0 children)
You really are a vile person
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[–]Norsak • 26 points• 27 points• 28 points  (0 children)
Who hurt you?
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[–]ManagingTheMayhem • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Show us on this doll where the bad man touched you.
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[–]MuseofRose • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
You mean he's getting pegged? I could see it
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[–]Atheldemic • -11 points• -10 points• -9 points  (8 children)
Too bad they're both millionaires, if you're lucky they'll let you lick their toilets clean for minimum wage
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[–]Liberi_Fatales • 8 points• 9 points• 10 points  (6 children)
You are the epitome of the cancer that infests this website.
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[–]TexanDreamer • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (3 children)
This site was always cancer. The community was never pure.
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[–]Atheldemic • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (2 children)
You want a pure reddit race? Nice bro
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[–]Liberi_Fatales • -2 points• -1 points• 0 points  (1 child)
Please report to chemotherapy, thanks.
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[–]Atheldemic • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Uhhhhh please stick to what you can prescribe medical pleb, narcan, tylenol or nitro at the most
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[–]Nycsummerintern92 • -2 points• -1 points• 0 points  (0 children)
Now now, have some self esteem.
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[–]Atheldemic comment score below threshold• -7 points• -6 points• -5 points  (0 children)
DAMMNNNNN rekt as fuck start licking maggot
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[–]agareo • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (0 children)
So?
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[–]Imma_Goner • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (0 children)
Jealousy from most likely a guy that posts on /r/incels
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[–]War_Daddy • -3 points• -2 points• -1 points  (0 children)
lmfao this has me dying
"HOW DO YOU FEEL THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS BAD AT WEBSITE MODERATION"
like that actually sounded like a dire insult in his head, and it's literally being directed to all-time tennis great Serena Williams
Everything about this is fucking top notch
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[–]AugustineCohenMomo • 28 points• 29 points• 30 points  (0 children)
Congratulations! I've had the pleasure of meeting Alexis, and also spending a day with him in NYC, and I think he's an absolutely amazing guy. I'm really happy for both of you to have found someone to share your lives with.
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[–]hip_hop_opotimus • 23 points• 24 points• 25 points  (1 child)
Ball is in your court now.
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[–]ownage516 • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Meh...I could beat Serena when she playin' with her left
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[–]Furbush • 16 points• 17 points• 18 points  (6 children)
I am surprised kn0thing is dating such a famous person. Reddit is srs bzns
Judging by his personality, the idea of him dating a women who can completely overpower him is no shock. I would have guessed she would go for athletes not a man she could snap in 2.
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[–]HillaryShitsInDiaper • 12 points• 13 points• 14 points  (2 children)
/u/kn0thing definitely loves being dominated and probably has her use a strap-on.
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[–]Schadenfreude2 • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (0 children)
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[–]WillemDafuq_ • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Why would she need one?
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[–]GRAAAHHH • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (1 child)
I mean he is 6' 5" so he isn't some tiny guy
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[–]Margatron • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Ah the "nerd giant" genus. They require mechanical keyboards or they would crush keys instead of code.
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[–]houseQM • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (0 children)
Their kids will be mixed race sports geniuses. I for one welcome our future beige overlords.
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[–]mnlfdsjaiofdsuaio • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (4 children)
This is the dumbest things I've ever seen reddit used for. I mean, the amount of effort people put into engagement announcements on facebook is stupid enough, but this is about 10 times stupider.
I think this post is legitimately the straw that broke the camel's back vis-a-vis the time I waste on reddit. I'm gonna go ahead and remove my /r/all link from my bookmarks list, now.
This link (NSFW) can stay, though.
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[–]houseQM • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (0 children)
Jesus Christ dude, there's only so much time in the day.
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[–]MuseofRose • -2 points• -1 points• 0 points  (0 children)
Preach
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[–]Swbp0undcake • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (0 children)
Bye
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[–]ShoeBooom • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Just filter the sub. With reddit you can separate communities and tbh is don't see this sub getting more than 10k active users
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[–]slightlyalarming • 16 points• 17 points• 18 points  (0 children)
You know it's real when she creates a subreddit for you.
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[–]inthedrink • 15 points• 16 points• 17 points  (0 children)
I need to own a website where complete strangers will lick my balls over something that has zero relevance in their lives.
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[–]Spaceboy_one • 13 points• 14 points• 15 points  (1 child)
This is one of the most cringey things ive ever seen on this site
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[–]MuseofRose • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Lmao right
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[–]dayday2466 • 15 points• 16 points• 17 points  (0 children)
a circlejerk to trump all circlejerks
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[–]Fennels • 16 points• 17 points• 18 points  (1 child)
I guess they're...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Tying the kn0t.
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[–]s-k-a-n-k-h-u-n-t-42 • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
so happy i scrolled to the bottom of the page
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[–]w00t4me • 12 points• 13 points• 14 points  (0 children)
Congrats /u/kn0thing
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[–]completelyowned • 6 points• 7 points• 8 points  (0 children)
ew
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[–]shimshamsho • 8 points• 9 points• 10 points  (0 children)
YAS!!! Queen!!!
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[–]Chancelor_West • 10 points• 11 points• 12 points  (0 children)
bruh
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[–]brave100 • 11 points• 12 points• 13 points  (0 children)
SERENA WILLIAMS WAS A REDDITOR FOR 3 YEARS? WTF
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[–]Guccimayne • 10 points• 11 points• 12 points  (0 children)
I had no idea y'all were dating lol. Congrats!
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[–]whale • 10 points• 11 points• 12 points  (0 children)
this is the most out of nowhere celebrity marriage I've seen, but congrats nonetheless!
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[–]riksi comment score below threshold• -9 points• -8 points• -7 points  (13 children)
.. is/was she/you really transgender ? finding contradicting sources
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[–]Furbush • -15 points• -14 points• -13 points  (12 children)
HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU FACIST PIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SERENA DOESN'T HAVE TO MANSPLAIN HERSELF TO YOUR MANSELF. IT'S NEARLY 2017 HOW DARE YOU
HOW
DARE
YOU
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[–]celocanth13 • 40 points• 41 points• 42 points  (11 children)
you're both retarded
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[–]Furbush comment score below threshold• -9 points• -8 points• -7 points  (10 children)
Says the guy who moderates an SJW circlejerk subreddit. You'd know retards you have first hand experience
Edit: also how dare you make fun of disabled people by using such an evil word. Your dads would be ashamed
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[–]celocanth13 • 11 points• 12 points• 13 points  (0 children)
You'd know retards you have first hand experience
Agreed
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[–]Kingbuji • 9 points• 10 points• 11 points  (7 children)
You just called yourself a retard...
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[–]Furbush comment score below threshold• -8 points• -7 points• -6 points  (6 children)
A moderator of an SJW subreddit would know retards because all SJWs are mentally ill. My comment was spoofing SJWs and so it needed to sound downright retarded to seem authentic
Making solid arguments without losing your temper isn't what an SJW or retard does so my satirical comment can't either
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[–]Hexaltate • 8 points• 9 points• 10 points  (3 children)
Theres a lot of SJW in your post. Do you have some kind of fixation with that term?
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[–]Furbush • -5 points• -4 points• -3 points  (2 children)
Solid and well crafted counter argument
There's lots of SJWs in my post because there's a lot of SJWs on this website. Their king is now getting married into a relationship where he is the queen. All is right in the world
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[–]literallydontcaree • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (1 child)
Can you imagine being a dude that gives a shit about the SJW boogeyman this much lmfao
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[–]True-Tiger • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (1 child)
Just in case you're curious you are now tagged as self appointed retard
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[–]Furbush • -2 points• -1 points• 0 points  (0 children)
If me parodying an SJW makes me sound retarded then we are on the same team. Please don't trigger me anymore or I might have a cisbreakdown
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[–]Edw4rdTeach • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Oh yer serious, yikes.
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[–]Chxo • 5 points• 6 points• 7 points  (0 children)
You know what they say, once you go white, the real estate agents treat you alright.
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[–]Kuekuatsheu • 9 points• 10 points• 11 points  (1 child)
Congratulations!!! You met in Rome?? Sounds like a fairytale!
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[–]brokenarrow • 2 points• 3 points• 4 points  (0 children)
Rome, NY, sadly.
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[–]Tubelesscrib15 • 9 points• 10 points• 11 points  (2 children)
I guess the score is love-love then
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[–]CeilingFanJitters • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (1 child)
Well played.
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[–]Tubelesscrib15 • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
shamelessly stolen im afraid
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[–]ArmoredKappa • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (2 children)
Yes, goyim, interracial marriages are a good thing!
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[–]FreeCashFlow • -1 points• 0 points• 1 point  (1 child)
Fuck you.
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[–]ArmoredKappa • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
Yeah, fuck anyone who doesn't want their people to go extinct!
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[–]Kazi1776 • 8 points• 9 points• 10 points  (0 children)
Congrats! Great news.
I'm curious how the nazi faction of Reddit is going to take this.
Tbh this kind of makes the end of a shit year pretty great.
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[–]LittleMousa • 9 points• 10 points• 11 points  (0 children)
Congrats sweet Serena! I wish you all the best for the new year! :)
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[–]solipsist_sherlock • 6 points• 7 points• 8 points  (0 children)
Congratulations, Serena!!
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[–]betteroffatnight • 6 points• 7 points• 8 points  (0 children)
I love absolutely everything about this
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[–]Lolzzergrush • 7 points• 8 points• 9 points  (1 child)
I now pronounce you Snoo & Snoo
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[–]Drunken_Economist • 5 points• 6 points• 7 points  (0 children)
Congrats guys :)
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[–]BRCitizen • 6 points• 7 points• 8 points  (1 child)
lol, dang, /u/kn0thing you're a lucky guy... Congratulations!
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[–]thiemazette • 6 points• 7 points• 8 points  (1 child)
Omg 💖 so happy for u both
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[–]s-k-a-n-k-h-u-n-t-42 • 0 points• 1 point• 2 points  (0 children)
💖
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[–]stevie_mann • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (1 child)
Love means knOthing to tennis players after all!
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[–]SlowlyVA • 5 points• 6 points• 7 points  (0 children)
So is she dragging you to boring ass witness conventions. Did you have to get baptized for her?
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[–]Pedantichrist • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (1 child)
Wow, good work.
Both of you.
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[–]Pedantichrist • 8 points• 9 points• 10 points  (0 children)
Seriously, this has quite made my evening.
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[–]imAvlasicMan • 5 points• 6 points• 7 points  (3 children)
Wishing you an epic 2017 season, Serena!!! Thanks for giving your fans sooo many unforgettable moments over the years! #GOAT
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[–]Belmont_Transfer • 4 points• 5 points• 6 points  (0 children)
A true Reddit love story <3
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[–]ApatheticGardenGnome • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (4 children)
How does a post like this, from a brand new subreddit with hardly any subscribers, reach the top of /r/all so quickly?
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[–]AsaKurai • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (0 children)
Wow, congratulations!
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[–]bestdamntech • 1 point• 2 points• 3 points  (0 children)
Congrats!
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[–]gbaroth • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (0 children)
this is awesome
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[–]Honeywest7 • 5 points• 6 points• 7 points  (0 children)
Congratulation! All the best 2017. #25slams
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[–]cobrotherhood • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (0 children)
Congrats!
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[–]mucocele • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (0 children)
Congratulations, Serena! Win the Aussie Open, get that record, and retire in style :)
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[–]2th • 3 points• 4 points• 5 points  (0 children)
Now show us the real ring. That's the money shot.
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