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>Attention! New Chan open http://www.poontown.net/AODz2

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Happy thread. Anything that makes you happy or laugh. :3

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http://twixar.me/7LC

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Martial skills, cooking skills, and weaving skills. These three skills are the foundation for a Human. Without them all they will become a sickly, weak, and pathetic Human. You see there is a phenomenon going on right now. So many children are growing up without those three skills, and so we now have millions of people who are sickly, weak, and pathetic. Both females and males. They vent their anger and frustration on the internet. This is reality. Who denied them of those three skills? Give your answer below.

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Will having too much sex make my foreskin droopy? I'm still a virgin, and I try not to stretch out my foreskin when I masturbate because I'm afraid of getting droopy foreskin like pic related.

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Тут надо делать срочно обрезание!!!

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The fuck? No wonder y'all r virgins. It's not too late to get circumcised.

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>>189293 fuck off kike

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>>189345 Master race Reporting in It's not just the kikes..

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>>189487 No, it's kikes and americans. Not sure what's worse



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Stop being a pedophile

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>Attention! New Chan open http://www.poontown.net/AODz2



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Anyone else remember when this wasn't just a pizza site?

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>>188564 I think you're right because I wasn't really able to follow that post at all...

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>>188563 Which isnt to say Im telling you to stop I like you talking Outlander Ive been following your posts and I just cannot ever figure out what you mean. But keep posting Ill keep reading

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>>187876 Was getting caught part of your plan?

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>>188564 >>188565 >>188566 Seemed perfectly intelligible to me.

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>Attention! New Chan open http://www.poontown.net/AODz2



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Dear Admin, Shut down your site immediately, or face total destruction by the hands my robots. regards, Someone with an army of robots resembling asian girls. ps: the one in the picture is my strongest one. She'll come for you.

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Oh no she has gone rogue! Noooooooooo! She is going to kill me! *dieshorrbledeath*

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There's already a bunch of bots here, they're the ones behind all the shity spam

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>>189503 >Outlander >2.91MB Wew lad

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The end. Her laser powers will reach you shortly, just wait patiently. Perhaps in death we may find some peace.



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Is Masterchan social media?

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>>189003 What isn't social media now a days?

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I jerk it to my friends children on facebook and I jerk it to pictures here, so they must be the same



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ITT: post character/s , real or fictional that is literally you mine is The Joker

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>>175523 He almost be one... like me...

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A more experienced and far more angry dr manhattan returns, revives comedian & rorshach, forms self human to die fighting. Unlike the rest of the universe. Comedian is fucked up from death. Rorsach is confused, hesitant. Motley trio make freedom. Ozzy's unintimidated by the return. Tries to win them over. Rorsachs writings taken as false. As everyhing is. People ruled by desire of luxury and absence of pain. Being above those uffering. Heroes, real people locked away. It's numbers and goals to Ozzy. Whose own world is unfolding. Says there will be a place for them. Lawful evil at it's worst. Comedian comes hack, out reasons him. Ozzy making world live forever. Trapped. Underneath imitation, of the heroes. Sharing thier life. Losing their soul according to Comedian. Ozzy asks about death. Comedian tells Ozzy life is a one way trip.

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Ozzy making world live forever. Trapped. Underneath imitation, of the heroes. Sharing thier life. Losing their soul according to Comedian. Ozzy asks about death. Comedian tells Ozzy life is a one way trip. Ozzys manover is to make them unimportant. Join the masses. Realise their forfiet, he is right and aid him no different. Has roles for them to play for the benefit of the rest. To lead the rest. To betray them. They aren't given choice, they are processed and made to be seen as opportunistic fools. Not to follow. Everyone for himself. Contingencies for everything they can do. Comedian kills himself and is repaired. Dr Manhattan is saddened by his failure. His own hesitation to die. Remains neutral, indecicive. Rorsach makes masks for them. The world is an enemy. They hold what they are no matter what.

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Comedian. Darker stronger tries to bend the bars. Manhattan watches. Rorsach looks at Manhattan. Manhattan... An orderly comes and looks at the masks. Comedian strains. Manhattan looks at the blood dripping down Comedian's arms. Two drops, three, comedians foot shifts and smears the third, slipping. Returns. It's a Smile. Manhattan is saved. Bars creak, building cracks, Comedian continues in a rage. Staff run away. Manhattan looks at Rorsach, dresses him propperly. Comedian. Blue. Bars break. Comedian rushes to the other cells freeing them. Rorsach uses the bar deftly upon the fleeing guards. Manhattan fumes. Clothes burning off him.



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Please don't have sex with children.

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>>189500 Please don't have sex with sandniggers.

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>>189500 http://adf.ly/1gmTW1 http://adf.ly/1gmTW2 http://adf.ly/1gmTW3 http://adf.ly/1gmTW4 http://adf.ly/1gmTW5 http://adf.ly/1gmTW6



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Ask me anything, i'm about to get v& Should i just kill myself ?

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>>188920 No, but i did have paid short links posted a few times

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>>188880 Ok. The site linked to lewd images and or video of people that may or may not be of age. They just happen to look young. It wasnt PTHC or anything like that, just nudes ect..

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>>188833 lol actually read that expecting them to be accusing you of CP but you ain't no trouble just chill the fuck out

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You should double check your computer, and securely delete any pics you find that are questionable, as well as any backups you have as well. Either delete, or encrypt, or hide in a place that CANNOT be found. I'd suggest camera clash media cards, hidden behind something solid. Like under or behind tile, baseboard trim, etc. Just saying.

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Share known honeypots. Candydollchan is a honeypot or at least honeypot affiliated. It constantly brings pop ups to LEA monitored sites and the local police will arrest you if you click through these sites a few times.

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>>180974 Ive heard the same thing from a couple other people. Whats next then? I havent heard anything bad about I2p.

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>>189014 >Whats next then? Only thing left to do is to go out and find real little girls. Feds turned pedophiles into molesters

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>>189015 Not wrong about the feds. Guess its time to build a cabin in Canda and pick up a couple russian lolis

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>>189014 >i2p You're joking right? Do your own research, I'm done spoon feeding morons.

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>>180948 wrong https://www.torproject.org/docs/faq.html.en#WhyCalledTor



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>>188985 I wonder if someone bothered to backup all that analog era cp so many decades of history potentially lost

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>>188985 >>188992 >>188994 sauce?

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>>185809 thought that would be My first Hair kek



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>Off Topic'd Again



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What's going on in this site. Why so many unreachable host.

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>>187714 That does make sense.

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>>187433 That pizza looks like necrohurtcore

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>>187840 >Grand juror tells ABC News he thinks he knows who killed JonBenet Ramsey http://www.aol.com/article/news/2016/12/16/grand-juror-tells-abc-news-he-thinks-he-knows-who-killed-jonbene/21629556/

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http://www.reelz.com/jonbenet/ >Overkill: The murder of Jon Benet >Premieres Tomorrow 9pm ET >The murder of JonBenet Ramsey in Colorado on Christmas morning 1996, remains unsolved. Now 20 years later, award-winning writer/director/producer and author of the New York Times best-seller Perfect Murder, Perfect Town, Lawrence Schiller digs deeper into his archive of hundreds of recorded interviews, photographs and pieces of evidence from the case, uncovering fresh information from those involved to tell the story of Jon Benet’s killing like never before. It's happening..

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You can't hide the truth



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Pics of my ex she keeps posting to Facebook. They make me hard, figure id give you the same pleasure

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>>189149 >agreeing with an Outlander This is why MasterChan is going to shit

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>>188559 they may not be attention seaking, this was posted with out there consent.

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>>189151 >females posting bikini pics to kikebook >NOT attention whores Hahaha omg you stupid assholes always amaze me

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Share pictures of your crush. pic related is mine.

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Laura Lynn is by far my favourite Playboy model ever!

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