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Sh1tp0st_master
186d

we have to decline because we don't eat pork

shots fired

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Chryzos
169d

Pork is haram

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StringuhBell
137d

I think it's genuinely plausible that Harambe is actually alive. He is just disguised as a human female that looks like this. He didn't want to live on the island with Elvis, Tupac, and Michael Jackson so he decided to blend in among us.

HARAMBE LIVES

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wqtraz
117d

A haram bae?

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Sophilosophical
133d

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

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Tsegen
163d

Absolutely Haram.

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Spoofspoofliz
129d

Cakes fired

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CarlTheCuck
209d

This may be what can cause world peace at last.

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GiveUpOnYourDreams
197d

I was thinking similar thoughts, brother. I, too, must humbly decline and rebuff her generous offer as I am contented with inner peace. Chakras and shit before hoes.

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DirectDefianceDog
169d

I'm getting that tattooed on me

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UnblurredLines
127d

Would love to see that tat "Chakras and shit before hoes".

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orangepeeling
184d

For what it's worth, I know the girl in the left picture and she's really chill. She knows she's fat and doesn't ever post those stupid "real women have curves" logic things on Facebook.

She's not the same woman as the twitter account on the right.

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kibblznbitz
133d

That is just a damn shame then.

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Happy_Plot_Twists
125d

Wait so the one who said "sorry black boys" is not the person in the pic? Now I feel like a dick for laughing at the jokes.

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wqtraz
117d

It was definitely a troll twitter account.

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mister_dice
207d

How can she be fat and have a flat ass? That's the mystery.

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DiscordsTerror
184d

It's like an inflated pancake

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miss_ksterner
183d

or a half dead balloon

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Random_Link_Roulette
176d

So heavy that she sits so much, the weight is to much and her ads just shifts into her thighs?

Kinda like how she probably flattens the souls of her shoes?

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CostaBJJ
164d

Soles of the shoes. Souls of fellow humans.

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Random_Link_Roulette
164d

Soles too but she's so heavy she flattens the shoes souls too.

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CostaBJJ
164d

The wisdom of the words did not escape me :) I had a good chuckle before posting

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PoIiticallylncorrect
175d

It's like a tube.

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rockstarsheep
110d

Black holes mate...

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4-Vektor
70d

Steatopygia isn’t a typical trait of white people.

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[deleted]
209d

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Vlascor
209d

I can and can't believe that worked. I can cause she does have a flat ass but it's hard to believe there aren't more flat ass white chicks out there.

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Generic123
209d

It from wearing the same too small pants as you rapidly gain weight. Aka walmart body, I worked there and at least 50% of the women looked like marshmallows with toothpick legs.

Saw a like 180-200lb 5"2 woman who had to be wearing size 0 jeans

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[deleted]
209d

[deleted]

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Generic123
209d

Bigger even!

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lawr11
209d

Even the aliens declined: http://imgur.com/IUor8NX

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WhereAreTheBears
209d

I need to find that alien's facebook page and add a like, plus follow/friend it.

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magicnubs
127d

Definitely faked since there are 50 trillion likes

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bumblebritches57
122d

There's 21 0's, I counted, and it's over 18 quintillion, because it couldn't fit in a 64 bit int lol. crazy.

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belhaj7
185d

I love you so much for that post ur da boss u made my day xDDDD Big cheers!!

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miss_ksterner
183d

kys

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Do-u-like-fishsticks
209d

I just had a solid laugh that I havent had in awhile

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Generic123
209d

Did she ever respond?

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ChiefTief
81d

It's not even her, also you can clearly see those comments are taken from twitter and facebook and in terrible quality. It's the most blatantly fake post there is.

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trap-queen
208d

I was wondering this too. I'd love to know what she thinks of it all.

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harturo319
209d

Anyone object to this one being permanently retired?

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LMS_THEORY_
209d

None at all. Nice job on the shit repost that's a year old OP

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Chemical_Robot
209d

First time I've ever seen it.

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harturo319
208d

It won't be the last

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LaoED
202d

Not at all. This brings the unity we should strive for!

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DwightAllRight
193d

Normally the Indians would take care of this one, but unfortunately cows are sacred to them.

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TheReasonableMensch
169d

Rejected by all global cultures. She's a regular United Nations.

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[deleted]
168d

Lmao

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[deleted]
209d

This is always a solid read.

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RottonPotatoes
209d

"handle"

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Freyzi
186d

How is it possible to be so fat and yet still not have an ass?

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Agent_Big_L
172d

It's called a "flattie".

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SparkleSparta
183d

I'm 6'1 and I weigh 120 pounds, and I've got more of an ass than her.

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[deleted]
168d

K

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Thermodynamicness
174d

This isn't just roasting, this is multi-cultural roasting!

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brutalhonesty45
209d

Re post much?

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aanarchist
186d

i believe this is known as a pentakill

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OuttaSightVegemite
92d

Fan-bloody-tastic.

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belhaj7
185d

SPOT ON

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ModeratorsAreDouches
183d

I wish this was for real.

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TheUniverseis2D
168d

Thank you for this.

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mojayokok
154d

That flowed so well! I'm sure it was crushing, but it was hilarious.

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[deleted]
140d

She's an upside down pear potato

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angel_bucks
134d

bear-TAY-doe

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angel_bucks
134d

dis1 was good! :D

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eternal_wait
133d

She should eat more of the good women swear goes straight to your ass and less of everything else.

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rogicar
128d

As a Mexican I might reconsider if she's made into Carnitas.

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Mr_Smoogs
109d

Wow her Twitter is a stream of racist bullshit

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DukeMaximum
76d

Sometimes I see something like this, and I think "Maybe we're all going to be okay after all." Maybe humor will actually save us.

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leave61
175d

Well, everyone rejected her. Maybe she should ask Native Americans.

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