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Ladies, what are the perks of dating you? (self.AskWomen)

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[–]♀rstan25 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I win a weird amount of raffle prizes.

[–]Pm_me_some_dessert 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me too! People think I'm really lucky, but mostly I just enter a lot of contests/drawings. Like I get super focused on winning stuff when I start a new hobby. I started roller derby this year and I've won a helmet, gear bag and a set of wheels!

[–]♀CrazyIrina 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I am sweet, attentive, and loving.

I'm also really good at oral sex and sorting socks.

[–]♂FrozenRyan 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

sorting socks

Me too, but all my socks are black.

[–]WinterInJuly 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe that's why you're good at it

[–]♀peachesofjoy 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is exactly me except I will add that all I want for presents are socks. You can buy my love with cute socks.

[–]byunboy2 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit, I stopped wearing matching socks long time ago.

[–]jubbib 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm cute. (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

[–]♀Sand_Dargon 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (12子コメント)

I can explain how a nuclear reactor works and, if provided the right materials, build you one. Not sure that is much desired in the dating market, though......

So, maybe I am short and can reach the short shelves?

[–]sanjeetsuhag 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (4子コメント)

What's the minimal cost of a reactor ?

[–]♀Sand_Dargon 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You can do it with a lot of water, metal, a pump, and some fissionable material. All of which you can buy on Amazon, sooo......about 500 to 1000 bucks you could build a small one.

[–]♂Virginth [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

You can just... buy fissionable material? I was under the impression that the government would have that incredibly locked down.

[–]♀Sand_Dargon [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Sure you can. It will be really low grade but you definitely can.

[–]♂Virginth [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Huh.

Having my own nuclear reactor sounds cool as hell. That's one incredible perk you have.

[–]♂Kit5une 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Could you build a reactor to save on power bills?

[–]♀Sand_Dargon 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, it would be pretty illegal and dangerous.

[–]get-finch 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The reactor thing sounds pretty cool to me, but I am a geek :)

[–]skyman8880 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What sort of reactor? Thorium, uranium, plotonium? Can I use this to build a secret evil lair in an active volcano, with sharks and lasers?

[–]♂Ranalysis [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

how did you get to that level?

[–]♀not_doing_that 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm tall so I can reach things on the high shelf.

[–]BantuKitty 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Do you date short guys?

[–]♀not_doing_that 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not sure, I've never been single.

But in my experience short guys take it as a personal insult how tall I am and make it a mission to be an ass about it.

[–]yancepantz [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Omg that's soo true! Like I can't help my height and please STFU about it.

[–]♀not_doing_that [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh I can help it insofar as I'll wear heels on purpose to make them feel even worse about their shortness. Plus, with the added height, I can't hear their pathetic whining. Which is fun to point out to them while wearing heels. >:]

[–]The_MGMT 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Username

[–]♀liudacris804 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I am a great listener and have the ability to make you feel heard and appreciated with a conversation.

[–]♂FrozenRyan 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tbh this is game changer perks for guys.

[–]jonzezzz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We like to talk about our accomplishments and stuff for years so yeah.

[–]Megumiqq 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I will finish your food for you and I sleep a lot.

[–]♂TheClarionCall 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hmm, is it legal to date a cat, though?

[–]♀HomoMirificus 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I make really good homemade bread and goat cheese.

[–]IBOOEY 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Omg bread and goat cheeeeese. If anyone says this to me irl, I'm def marrying that person lol.

[–]♀peachesofjoy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How many goats do you have?

[–]♂_balance_ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you have a goat?

[–]♀Kemokiro 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm very loyal. Once we're committed, other men aren't on my attraction radar.

Though, I'm loyal, I am not blind to his faults and fuck-ups. You betray me by cheating on me though--I'm gone. There will be no negotiations. I'm not trying to hear any explanations, I'm done.

[–]tangasaurus_rex 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I like being the big spoon

[–]Hjemmelsen 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm willing to overlook a lot of other things for this.

[–]♀pekupeku 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Even though I'm really tiny I also love this! Makes me feel like I'm a strong protective bear (and it gets too hot as the little spoon).

[–]♀UnicornMeatTaco 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When you are small enough you become the jetpack. I love jetpacking ❤

[–]jellycronut 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'll make the best worst jokes you'll ever hear.

[–]skyman8880 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

So, you are saying that you are really....Punny?

[–]tonicCONgin 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have an adorable Maine Coon cat and a pug.

My family and I are huge spoilers. We love exchanging gifts and my parents love taking people out to eat.

[–]Rise_ToThe_Occasion 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I give really thoughtful gifts and you will always be the pretty one.

[–]pinkello 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm extremely physical and open when it comes to sexuality or things my partner would want to try. A lot of guys can complain about sexual incompatibility with their partners, but I love pleasing who I'm with and will match the mood we want to create with enthusiasm. (dominant, submissive, rough, gentle, etc.)

[–]♂Virginth [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That's a very admirable quality. All SO's you have had/have/will have in your life are lucky.

[–]sweadle 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will tell you if there's something wrong. If you tell me you're fine, I will believe you. If I tell you I'm fine, I am.

[–]melesana 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't drink, so you'll save the cost of alcohol for me. I don't usually eat in the evenings either.

[–]♀spirality5 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can bake everything from macarons to layer cakes to cheesecake.

Just don't ask me to make banana bread or icing because I'll ruin it.

[–]PassengerPigeonholed 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will most likely leave the country I'm currently in to live in another country within a year so you don't have to worry about long commitments.

[–]merouch 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I make good pork crackle and I often walk into walls (I'm always a laugh)

[–]♂rollingblizzards 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Let's get married.

[–]merouch 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

As long as you like living in a place where everything can kill you :D

[–]♀shibahuahua 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm very sweet and agreeable. I'm patient. If you're cleaning I'll jump in and help. I'll happily play video games with you (very poorly) and lose over and over again and still have tons of fun. I come with a cute dog. Finally, I looooooooove sex.

[–]♀SchrubSchrubSchrub 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm good at clipping coupons and making hip mixtapes.

I've also got an ass that'll make a grown man cry.

[–]♂Virginth [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm glad you specified a grown man, because I would be concerned if you had an ass that made children cry.

(I know it's just a turn of phrase, but it's still odd to think about.)

[–]♀Miss-hereandthere 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You'll be the good looking one

[–]♀rawrbunny 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm awesome and sexy and smart.

[–]StilettosonMarble 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I am a cheerleader at heart. I tend to do well with people who enjoy praise and support and wind beneath their wings. Have a dream for yourself? Let's make it happen!

Also, I am responsible with offering respect to my partner. There are so many ways a relationship can go bad because you love someone but don't respect them (or they don't respect you). It's that little secret ingredient that gives the relationship safety and grit.

[–]TheOriginalPinhead [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

There needs to be more people who think like this when it comes to a relationship with a partner. This is a great addition to this thread!

[–]CJKOSO336 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I am incredibly honest, no BS, communicates 110%. Example: ~Him: Hey you want to grab a drink after work? ~Me: I do not know if youre just being nice or hitting on me but I am interestd in you and if we grab drinks I will very likely hit on you all night and dont want to make you uncomfortable if your just asking to be friendly.

[–]inoahlot4 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Or, ya know, you can say yes, flirt with him, and see how he reacts, like a person in touch with social cues would....

[–]generic_username_542 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ideally people who suck at social cues date each other so that we can be awkwardly straightforwards with each other and not bother anyone else.

[–]♀Mimalawasta 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have no social clues. So yes please.

[–]mintmairi 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Uh. I've been feeling kind of self-conscious about this lately, so fuck it, I'm going to hype myself up as much as possible here to make myself feel better :D

  • I'm a good enough cook that I regularly get roped into cooking for other people's work potlucks/gatherings

  • I have probably the greatest dog and cat that have ever existed ever and you will get to snuggle them

  • I have a pretty wide range of interests and activities that I like so I'm not really hard to go out (or stay in) with and have fun

  • I really, legitimately enjoy listening to and getting to know people (I even kind of miss retail for this aspect of getting to know regulars) so I guess I'm pretty good at making people feel understood and special

  • Related: I love giving gifts and making sure that they're thoughtful/useful based on what I know and remember about the person

  • Sexually my big turn-on is knowing that I'm making my partner feel good, which tends to work out well for them :P

  • I also really enjoy giving massages for the same reason. I just like to make people I care about happy.

  • This is only a pro for certain people, but: I am really into comic books and video games and can easily spend hours talking about them. Well, actually, I've been told even by people who AREN'T into, say, comics, for example that my legitimate interest in explaining my favorite characters/storylines is still really entertaining - but then again, I'd just finished explaining Booster Gold to him, and Booster is just that awesome.

  • I'm told I have a really nice smile and pretty hair. Some people say I'm above average in looks. I also apparently have really nice legs. I have soft skin because I take really good care of it.

Well, now I feel like a total narcissist, but also a little bit better about the crippling self-doubt that keeps rearing its head lately. Thanks, OP.

[–]♂Virginth [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You sound awesome and not narcissistic at all, so keep it up!

[–]♀RadBenjamin 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm fun, I'm rowdy, I cook, I can fix your car (probably faster than you can), animals love me, I don't clutter the bathroom with makeup and hair stuff, there's a good chance we'll find an adventure any time we leave the house, I prefer to be the jetpack.

[–]Citychic88 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

.... They get to date me.

[–]tequilafunrise 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can bake really good brownies and sometimes I'm funny

[–]♀poor_yorick 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm hilarious. You will laugh a lot.

[–]Hayleystar33 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will surround you with beauty because I have great taste.

[–]tripplecheeseburger [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I like cheeseburgers

[–]♀extra_dumb 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You won't ever run out of ingenious curse words to use. I'm great at creating them.

[–]♀Elsa_the_Archer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Based on what my fiancee says a lot, I'm guessing that it is that I'm handy. I can fix computers, household issues, cars, etc. I can fix pretty much anything.

[–]OdeToAwkwardness 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not easily offended and love evil jokes.

[–]caca_milis_ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I tend to quickly blend in with groups so meeting friends is no biggie.

I'm thoughtful and gift-giving is one of my love languages. If I see something small I think they'll like I'll get it, regardless of birthdays/holidays... but I also buy amazing presents for birthdays & holidays.

I'm just as happy going out to dinner / for drinks, as I am staying home and binge-watching TV.

[–]♀nicnonicks 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm low maintenance, loyal, not tied down to anywhere in particular so I can easily live in different countries, I'm really comfy to cuddle, have a nice butt and am a good vegan cook!

[–]transamination 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

  • I love sex and I'm kinky AF, so if our kinks are compatible we gon have a good time.
  • I'm extremely direct - you will not have to guess how I am feeling or what I need. I will tell you. (Everyone comments on this.)
  • I'm hilarious.
  • I'm attractive.
  • I'm wicked smart, but I mostly know about like... Three things. You'll get to explain a lot of stuff to me.
  • Physically, I'm low-maintenance (emotionally I'm high-maintenance :/).
  • I show love by making sucky things fun. I'll hang out with you in the hospital, run errands with you, or accompany you to uncomfortable work events.
  • I'm not jealous. Go meet your ex for coffee. Keep your female friends. I don't care.

I can be a very good girlfriend. I have the capacity.

[–]angryqueerfeminist 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a totally boss cook, I have a full time job so I don't expect financial wooing, and I don't think it's shameful to put out whenever the hell I feel like it.

[–]drunkenknitter 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

According to my husband "long term low maintenance girlfriend who puts out whenever I want..oh wait did they want the 'a genuine partner...' answer?"

And then we both started laughing and went for another beer.

[–]zciweiknap 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm naming my future dogs Sir Humphrey and Theodore, I'm absurdly easy to amuse, and I'm a millionaire in Animal Crossing. I'm very passionate about the things I do, and I make really really really good pasta.

[–]starlessnight89 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I crochet so you'll never be cold.

I have pretty auburn hair and I'm pretty low maintenance. Jeans and T-shirt all the way! Best way to make me happy? Let's play Co op on call of duty!

[–]♀guldfiskn222 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ski trips, snowmobiles and Netflix.

Also, in case I'm dating a guy: I'm great at oral.

In case I'm dating a gal: she can likely borrow my clothes (I often buy large sizes cause I'm tall as frick).

[–]♀DarthMelonLord 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a great cook, geek to the core, it's easy to make plans with me and I'm unintentionally hilarious a lot of the time. And I love to give blow jobs.

[–]cowwwwwwwww 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, I can't cook nor drive and I don't like doing housework, so it seems you won't get anything. ;-;

[–]♀Tiny-toker 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im funny, wild, loving and...once you get to me...a big softie! I've also got no gag reflex and can smoke like snoop Dogg....so there's that too lol

[–]♀mikotoba [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm cute and funny and love to have sex.

[–]MorbidJoke [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I will love you forever whether you want me to or not, even if you cheat, or whatever, and I will always see your virtues that even you didn't know existed. I'm an avid follower of logic and is completely willing to accept every point of view on a matter as valid no matter what it is, and will always admit my mistakes even if you think it would be against my very nature. I'm also very cute, no joke.

[–]MrsMeteor [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm really kind and understanding, super loving. Give a great BJ, and love giving gifts all year round

[–]MyRacingThought [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I have varying interests in a lot of things so I'm usually game for anything and can hold conversations fairly well. I'm not passive aggressive and will be to the point with my desires and feelings. I am a great cook and I tidy as I'm going so post dinner dishes aren't bad. I'm pretty to look at but it's not the focal point of my existence. I am down to earth with an almost sadistic sense of humour.

[–]theaverageslut [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I bite. Oh wait thats not a perk. Nvm some idiot decided I was worth proposing to anyway. :)

[–]fogwitch [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm very generous and sensual. I'll happily roll around in bed for hours just stroking my partner.

Also love giving head and laughing. Sometimes at the same time :P

[–]ChaoticKitsune [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm very logical and organized. I can't remember the last time I cried or yelled at someone. I play video games. I make decent money and provide for myself. I don't rely on anyone for anything. I have a munchkin cat.

[–]♀cuddlegoop [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I will fix all of your computer problems and probably have a good idea of which pieces of tech you should buy/ stay away from. If you have any arithmetic problems it's probably faster to ask me than to pull out a calculator.

Oh and I'm basically a cuddle ATM that's broken so I'm just constantly ready to dispense them no card required.

[–]peepeemccrappy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm considerate, easy going, understanding, and I make hellaciously good cookies.

[–]driftylandmissy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I am very portable, and can fit in any overhead storage unit (if such things were allowed on planes), on any lap, and in any and all blanket forts.

I don't mind getting dirty and will go on ALL of the adventures with you. Men who have fantasized about a female Huckleberry Finn to their Tom Sawyer (the book edition, not the JTT edition), I am your girl.

[–]♀dearmissally [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I like to bake cookies, banana bread, cakes, muffins, etc...

Also, I'm soft and squishy. :)

[–]♀thelastintheworld [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm a great cook, an exceptionally good conversationalist when drunk, and I have very curly hair that people like to twirl with their fingers.

[–]Sunainia [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Zero. I feel really bad for my fiancée.

I steal all of the candy in the house and hide it, but I play with penis regularly. So it's kind of a draw; The good with the bad.

[–]radmoon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I have a great memory for little details so if you mention you like something one time I will remember it. I'm very good at discussing politics but I have a good sense of humor too. Very loyal, good at listening...idk what else

[–]stormyeyed94 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm fun, great in bed, loyal and a good listener. I don't ever get jealous or insecure. And you can finish my food, I wasn't really going to eat that anyway. Oh and I'm good with kids. And animals.

[–]♂RainbowSexSiege [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Wow you're all amazing...if only atleast 1 of you existed in my IRL..

[–]♀searedscallops [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

  1. You will get fatter from all the baked goods I stuff in your face.
  2. You will get skinnier from all the vegetables I stuff in your face.
  3. Your feet will be really warm because I will knit you socks.
  4. If you're a dude, so. many. blowjobs.

[–]ladystetson [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

  1. I earn a decent amount of money and hVe a nice place! So I'm an asset to have on the team!
  2. I've got a good network and can help you along on your career! Great business asset!
  3. I've got awesome friends and we do a lot of cool stuff! You'll have a ton of fun!
  4. I'm getting a classic Nintendo so we can play Mario 3 while eating cereal or drinking warm apple cider and brandy. I'm a fun person to hang out with.
  5. I have an awesome family! My mom and dad are really sweet and many guys like my dad better than they like me!
  6. I'll make you laugh all the time!
  7. I'm attractive enough but it's not the most important thing to me.

So, if you want to try new things, travel, go see fun shows, go to awesome places, eat amazing things, hang w some awesome people, eat cakes my mom made, and have a partner that strengthens you financially and emotionally, then I'm a great catch.

If you hate going places, hate messy people, want a girl that sits at home and keeps her mouth shut, don't want to meet anyone new, hate corny jokes then I will not be a match.

[–]Irishtigerlily [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I love to cook and bake. I like feeding people, even if it means your entire family needs to be fed.

[–]sickle69 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Wow these responses are sad. Please aspire to be greater than what you are