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Hi r/Conspiracy. I'm a professional shill. (self.conspiracy)

2828quw8 が 投稿

I'm leaving the game, so I thought I would just pop into our favorite sub to monitor.

Yes, we manipulate this sub. We down vote relevant posts. We post things about flat earth, hollow earth, etc.

Our primary job is the manipulate the default subs. Mass up vote and down vote on posts relevant to our organization or the ones we are benifacfors for.

Anyways. Just thought I'd post my final farewell love note to this sub. You are in fact being manipulated. Your fellow users and mods are working against you.

Take care, r/conspiracy! It's been a slice.

Edit: Be aware that my comments have been shadow banned.

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[–]klmd 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (8子コメント)

R/conspiracy from 2828quw8 sent 20 minutes ago

"Your mods are lying to you. Don't trust them."

He sent me this by private email. Anyone else?

[–]roastarock 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It looks like there is an attempt recently to make us turn against the mods. This was posted here yesterday which is an x-post from /r/conspiratad 3 years ago. it was posted agian from another account and the OP claimed that he got banned.

[–]Ferfrendongles 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I mean /u/sovereignman, the guy who handles punishment, told me that the mods here welcome shills, and that they have just as much of a right to an opinion as anyone else. Anyone want to see the link?

[–]kingpen_1 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

perhaps r/conspiracy is controlled opposition and all of the mods work for the Department of Defense.

[–]Ferfrendongles 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Perhaps.

[–]HillarysPizzaParty 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I doubt it's that bad. But if someone really figured some shit out, I'm sure the posts could be removed.

[–]ruleten 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

yep

[–]bhaga 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know from my personal experience that /r/conspiracy mods shill for the establishment by removing posts that expose the establishment's wet dream Trump for who he is (I had several of mine removed). So yeah - don't trust the mods here.

[–]lordrothschild 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know at least one of the mods here is a huge Trump fan, so I'm not surprised.

[–]finalendproductions 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (29子コメント)

I would love to have an actual shill post on this sub with proof of payment and stuff

[–]8toborrm 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It wouldn't be that hard to copy/paste his "job description" from his "manager".

And easily verifiable by digging through old posts that would have been on the "target list" for shills like him and observe comment sections.

I don't doubt what he's saying one bit, but simply saying it doesn't really do anything for me. I think there's a lot of us that have known this has been going on here for quite some time. I guess I only assumed the mods are in on it and haven't seen real proof yet, but let's be honest...

Mainstream media outlets are on the payroll, reddit admins are on the payroll. Why wouldn't mods of these subs be on the payroll? Didn't the oldest mod of this sub just leave a few weeks ago? It's laughable to think that it's impossible for every mod to be in someone's pocket.

[–]CelineHagbard 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I guess I only assumed the mods are in on it and haven't seen real proof yet, but let's be honest...

I won't say they aren't, but what exactly would the mods on this sub in particular be doing to warrant being paid? They have public mod logs set up, so we can see if they're censoring any discussion on a particular topic, and other than a few instances where the admins intervened, I'm unaware of any subjects that are taboo here, but if anyone has evidence feel free to PM me. Most of the manipulation in this sub in particular is done by vote manipulation, which the mods don't really have any control over.

I honestly think a sleeper situation is more likely than an active censoring/manipulation type role. I.e. wait until severe mod action is desired for one reason or another, and than have that mod or mods shut it down or do a takeover of some sort.

[–]8toborrm 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You make great points - and like I said I only assumed it to be true. I shouldn't assume but at this point it's hard not to.

I've recently come to believe reddit and other mainstream discussion areas are much more engineered than I thought. I don't know why it took me so long to believe it to be true, frankly. We watch them manipulate mainstream news outlets for christ's sake (merry christmas btw), so to think that reddit, even this board, is a north star in a sea of disinformation is just ridiculous.

I'm more of the opinion that this board is actually shilled harder than nearly any other, less 'mainstream', discussion area. I have come to see this board for what I believe it really is - a chokepoint of sorts - for ideas. There are places where people discuss information that is utterly destructive to very powerful people. Information that elites are willing to protect. I'm sure you can imagine that a reddit board - or a private reddit board - is not the place to reveal how to find that information.

That, however doesn't mean reddit isn't an important battleground. Several places on reddit serve as conduits between the mainstream and that other harder to find side where there is currently more and more people getting their hands on that information I was talking about. Overall it's important to realize reddit is the mainstream media. If there's something TPTB don't want there, it simply won't be there, it's not a discussion. A good example is the recent media blackout of the dead NATO auditor. They have the ability to make a phone call and determine the course of the entire media. Reddit is not immune at all.

The controllers use many different tactics and go with what works on each particular board. You're right to say that they use a lot of vote manipulation and thread sliding here. It's pretty bad. Did you hear about the riots in South Korea? A good question to ask is: Where did the information that caused 100s of thousands of people to take to the streets against government come from? You'll find it very difficult if not impossible to find a plausible source of that information - but you'll notice it coincides with assange's dead man's switch. A switch, mind you, that is still releasing information. Won't read that on reddit...

[–]starbellybutton 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How does recruitment work? I can't believe people make money off of this and nobody knows that this is a real job. Amazing.

[–]Moarbrains 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pay isn't awesome. But there are a lot of countries where labor is cheap and some parts have decent internet. Phillipines being one.

[–]Tacofangirl 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Philippines. Can confirm. They speak very good English (it's recognized as an official language) which is why there is a big call center industry there

[–]JamesColesPardon 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Me too.

[–]TheGhostOfDusty -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (7子コメント)

If only there were rules against baseless posts like this... oh wait, there are...

Awkward!

[–]JamesColesPardon 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

You know, as well as I do, that there are protocols and policies and procedures one must abide by.

Maybe Rule 5?

Maybe.

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    [–]JamesColesPardon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's Christmas.

    Get off of reddit and spend time with anyone that can tolerate you.

    This post stays because it triggers you and has already been approved by another mod.

    We act as a Team here.

    Now.

    [–]TheRightToBearArms 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I thought you were a mod? Cant you do anything?

    [–]CelineHagbard 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    He stepped down as mod a month or so back.

    [–]zenmasterzen3 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It happened after boston Bombing:

    http://insanemedia.net/forum-shill-gets-busted-ats-and-glp-censor-n-7015a/2924

    User ID: 35850666 Korea User ID: 36689081 Korea User ID: 33951304 Kazak User ID: 36809983 Kazak

    N.C.S. logo.jpg

    //SECRET C:\SharePoint012\USNCSSAD_Wrk\c9\inet-N-7339.tx​t

    REMINDERS —— NOTES

    Sensitivity Level

    Action Code

    Team 5.A/ SITE Location of official Agency folder None NPRC Team Contact Sheila N******

    CHECKLIST

    Do any of the respondents display the urge to supply information that could be helpful to your mission?

    Do the respondents appear hostile to your attempts to steer the discussion?

    Have you made a personal chart taking care to note who appear to be the “leaders” versus who appear to be the “followers”?

    Have you attempted to gauge the “temperature” of the forum’s users?

    In other words, the prevailing social psychology of the forum’s members?

    Have you been more successful with one or the other XStart methods that were demonstrated in N-7015A.DOC?

    Have more technical members (Computer Programmers, Administrators, or Moderators) of the forum deduced or accused you of hiding behind a proxy?

    Would you gain more trust and/or credibility if you were to use one of the Agency’s allotted “HOME” pools? (most often needed when handling EVTS that are more sensitive to the pop. of a specific locale but also location centered web sites such as FB or Patch)

    Has your PREDEV “persona” been successful or do you gauge that the users find you to be too obtrusive? Accusations of being “ever present” are.

    [–]razzark666 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Their W-2, and two pieces of government issued photo identification as proof. Minimum.

    [–]2828quw8[S] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Everyone is paid nearly the same but slightly unique amount. Think a matter of cents.

    This is one way of preventing employees from posting proof. It allows you to be instantly identifiable as the source.

    [–]corinthblue 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Blackout the amount then

    [–]jonnywut 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Or you know, just black out the cents.

    [–]daddydidncare 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How much?

    [–]Little_chicken_hawk 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    And what would happen if you were caught? Who cares if you get"caught" if be you are quitting anyway?

    [–]HD3D 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    NDAs, yo.

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      [–]Gentleman_Retard 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      In legal world, ndas aren't worth shit

      Are....are you serious?

      [–]TheGhostOfDusty 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Related

      [–]S_words4_500 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (16子コメント)

      Lol, does anyone else feel like the atmosphere of this sub may be the most accurate simulation of what it feels like to be working for one of the three letter agencies? Trust no one, trust me, this is fake, this is bona fide, and most importantly the regurgitation of info from un vetted sources to be spread as gospel. Interesting at least.

      [–]Muh_Condishuns 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Yes, it's exactly like Intelligence. A bunch of paranoid weirdos lurking in the dark like they're playing a game.

      I'll say this to OP should he be genuine; you're pathetic. So are the people helping you. You're losers. You get paid to pass on other people's thoughts because you're too mentally and spiritually enfeebled to be an individual. So you take morally dubious jobs where you don't show your face or have any accountability. It's immature, sad, a hundred other things. But one thing it isn't is justifiable to any human other than yourself. So enjoy your Adderrall and your shilling e-friends. It was the best your life will ever get. Haven't you noticed the people you work for like Clinton can't come through on their promises to anyone? You sold your soul for exactly nothing, you probably weren't even paid. Good riddance.

      [–]Superstring4you 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (8子コメント)

      Thats the part I'm trying to figure out. Pizzagate has jacked me up. I don't know how agents would be able to witness this stuff. I'm getting sick just reading it.

      [–]dontmakethisweird 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (6子コメント)

      The other day my family was like "let's have pizza for dinner," and my response was "sure!" because it makes them happy, but on the inside... I just wanted a salad. Salads don't seem to be code words for anything that would fuck me up too much.

      [–]goretorium_sadistis 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Like tossing salad eh?

      [–]dontmakethisweird 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Nooooooooooooo! I forgot about that one!!!!!

      [–]Ronaldjpierce 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You stole my joke ten hours before I got to make it. Nicely played, joke stealer.

      [–]RussianMartian 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      facepalm. Thats like how people get paranoid every time they see a triangle cause of "The Illuminati." Don't play into that shit. Thats just letting them win by letting your frequency get lowered and reacting so strongly.

      [–]dontmakethisweird 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Thanks for that :)

      [–]RussianMartian 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Can't let them highjack symbols and words :)

      [–]Peanuttles 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I feel the same way. It's kids for Pete's sake! I hope someone who can legitimately do something to help them is investigating it. They're getting so much help from the private citizens here. And I commend every single one of you for it. I don't know how anyone could look at nothing more than the Instagram pictures and not be sickened and suspicious by the debased quality of them. Family-friendly restaurant my arse! I wouldn't take my GROWN kids there, much less any minors. Anyone saying anything different is either brain dead or committing the same sorts of criminal acts and they don't want anyone believing it happens.

      [–]OB1_kenobi 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      the most accurate simulation of what it feels like to be working for one of the three letter agencies

      If that's true, God help us. Because nobody knows for sure what's actually going on. But you get some very persuasive people who act like they know exactly what's going on.

      Imagine these are the same kind of people advising (manipulating?) the top decision makers in the world's governments.

      And they should never call them "intelligence" agencies. They're really just information agencies and sometimes their information is wrong.

      [–]TheGhostOfDusty 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      It's a troll playground.

      [–]tachyonflux 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Trust no one, trust me

      What did he mean by this?

      [–]911bodysnatchers322 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Top comment

      [–]Sabremesh[M] 84 ポイント85 ポイント  (10子コメント)

      Why the throwaway? A post like this could have some value if it was submitted from an operational shill account.

      As it is, you have told us nothing we haven't hear before, and you have provided zero evidence. It would be a big story if you could demonstrate that any of the mods were "on the payroll", so what's holding you back?

      It seems to me it is more likely that you are just a troll (ie unpaid) that the mods have banned today for being an offensive arse, and you have cranked up a VPN with a throwaway to get your revenge.

      Tell us something interesting.

      [–]HillarysPizzaParty 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Why the throwaway? A post like this could have some value if it was submitted from an operational shill account.

      The employer would know.

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        [–]marko34 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Let me get this straight. Shill posts anonymously that there are shills in the group, including the mods. And that the group is manipulated technologically for up/downvotes, etc.

        He offers no proof, and is willing to offer no proof, proof which could actually be beneficial for the group, and even the world. Instead, he's just casting a wide net of distrust and doubt.

        Aaaaand this is supposed to be the guy who is retiring? Sure, yeah. Hold on while I just don't believe that. Or at best it's like climbing out of the boxing ring and giving your opponent one last shot to the face.

        You wanna do some good, dude, do some good. But don't pretend to yourself that this move is in any way noble. You've been a professional liar. Saying you're a liar is not recompense for the damage you've done. Your confession is not absolution.

        [–]thesarl 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        No, but the users who post in this thread may be proof of his claim.

        [–]iamthepurplerabbit 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Bullshit. I believe their are shills here, but not this troll with his drive-by shitpost

        [–]FlappyChapcranter 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Its just a guy looking for attention. Dime a dozen on subs like these.

        [–]thegreenwookie 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I thought this was already blatantly obvious..

        [–]Flytape[M] 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (34子コメント)

        I approved this post, not because I believe it but because you people deserve to decide for yourself.

        Please no shill accusations or witch hunting users that you suspect are shills because they post about the things mentioned by OP.

        The rules will be enforced fully.

        [–]ruleten 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (16子コメント)

        OP has dm'ed me stating that you are on "the payroll"

        edit for screenshot: http://i.imgur.com/Fx7RorA.jpg

        [–]Flytape 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (11子コメント)

        Yeah he DMed me telling me not to trust my peers that THEY are on the payroll.

        [–]ruleten 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (8子コメント)

        Can I get in on the payroll? I accept bitcoin

        15Uk59WwRCCEjMiwimFi6V9ynenk8UjSJu

        [–]agentf90 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (7子コメント)

        15Uk59WwRCCEjMiwimFi6V9ynenk8UjSJu

        Sent. when do I get my shill credentials?

        [–]ruleten 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (6子コメント)

        lying about shill payments has serious consequences. please speak to Mr. Soros immediately.

        [–]no-ez 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Conspiracy: "shill"+"shekel"= ????? :3

        [–]agentf90 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        Mr. Soros is using nmap on my public ip right now.

        [–]ruleten 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Who taught him that, most of us don't even know how to use email!

        [–]patriotaxe 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        If you're gonna go this far, why not screenshot it?

        [–]INTELDracula 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Screenshot the DM.

        [–]Gymnastes_Herodicus 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        How would he know who is on the payroll. That's stupid. Only way would be if they all knew each other in which he could easily post screen grabs

        [–]THE_LORD_HERESY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I believe him.

        [–]HillarysPizzaParty -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        That basically confirms his claims, right? It might discredit the idea that he has left his employer, but... he's gotta be a shill if he's doing this.

        [–]Smoothtank -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        How wise of you... Thank you, lord mod, for your magnanimous consent of info.

        [–]Flytape 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        no need to be snarky, it was caught in our spam filter because the account is brand new, and we have public mod logs so if I approved it then people can see that I approved it. If I hadn't explained why I approved it then someone would have asked. This isn't my first rodeo.

        [–]dlandis13 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        The whole post is ridiculous. but wise to keep it up

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          [–]Flytape 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (11子コメント)

          You aren't required to use it.

          [–]TheGhostOfDusty -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (10子コメント)

          You guys obviously aren't required to moderate it either.

          [–]Flytape 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (9子コメント)

          You mean like /news?

          [–]TheGhostOfDusty -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (8子コメント)

          Do you want me to cite the rules of /r/conspiracy this post undeniably breaks? If I do will you censor me for rule 2?

          [–]Flytape 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (7子コメント)

          Honestly I wish you would quit bitching constantly that the rules aren't moderated to your personal standards.

          I told you while you were a mod that I didn't think you were capable of separating yourself from this concept of objective truth and how that isn't compatible with a conspiracy subreddit where people speculate constantly. That's why a lot of people come here, to speculate. You can moderate that out of the community or force them to format their title like their a fucking contestant on jeopardy just to satisfy some assholes desire to have objectively true titles into perpetuity.

          Lighten up man it's a conspiracy forum.

          [–]NoNameForSteve 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Lighten up man it's a conspiracy forum.

          I love this. I wish this was a quote on the submit button.

          [–]Manalore 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Preach it!

          [–]TheGhostOfDusty -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (4子コメント)

          The rules are written for everyone to see in the side-bar. They are crystal clear. The language is not ambiguous. The words used have universally understood meanings. They are not my standards, I didn't make them.

          Since you guys obviously hate them so much then why not axe them?

          [–]Flytape 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (3子コメント)

          We don't hate them we just don't interpret them to the most extreme strict interpretation possible.

          [–]TheGhostOfDusty 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

          You think that people making assertive claims of fact in posts without any evidence is "speculation". It's not. That's called lying, aka disinformation, aka propaganda.

          This disconnect from reality and the English language that the mod-team has adopted in the past six months or so is a serious problem. Please wake up from your Trump malaise.

          [–]Sabremesh[M] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Rule 10.

          [–]op_brilliant_cascade 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          your fellow users and mods are against you

          I don't doubt it, but will need evidence on the mods part.

          [–]INTELDracula 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Show me proof you're a shill and not just some troll. Because right now I just think you're trying to cause confusion and distrust.

          [–]ven20r 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          This only makes me believe in flat earth even more... unless that's what they want us to think. I'm confused man.

          [–]Claypot 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Yes, I already know. I try to use my upvote/downvote to counter your group but sometimes you guys really brigade certain threads pretty hard, especially when it comes to TPTSB fucking kids.

          [–]LightBringerFlex 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Can you tell us what inspired you to leave the shill job?

          [–]SnugMeatSocks 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          LoL this is like posting spoilers in r/starwars or throwing a hornets nest into a locked room full of people. Good job OP. Take my UV

          [–]your_ride_share 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          this is like posting spoilers in r/starwars

          LMAO! That is actually hilarious. To see all those force users get their telekinetics in a bunch.

          [–]savewho 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

          Damn, I actually feel sad for OP. He had to come in here and say goodbye to the people he was deceiving. What kinda life do you live where you feel the need or connection to those you fuck with to come say farewell. I feel blessed already

          [–]ruleten 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

          what's fucked up is he isn't even a real shill, just a bored troll with no family to love him on Christmas Eve

          [–]savewho 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          That's sad. Hope he finds some love

          [–]HillarysPizzaParty 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Kind of like the rest of us :)

          [–]dontkillmehillary 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          If you are still posting, I'm curious about how the pay structure works and how you receive directives on what topics to up/down vote. Also, how did you get the job and if there is any other interesting tidbits you might share with us for Christmas?

          [–]KnightBeforeTomorrow 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          OP may not be a shill but there are so many!

          https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/3o5h67/what_is_wrong_having_a_one_world_government/cvvoavo

          [–]Sub7Agent 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Tell us something we don't know

          [–]Tao-fish 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Not 100% sure hollow earth is false or real. Eat a dick for eternity:)

          [–]Gentleman_Retard 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Where do I submit my resume?

          [–]beer_and_ 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Sure.

          [–]narcoleptik_ninja 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          1. Your account is 2 hours old lmao nice troll. 2. Your comments aren't shadowbanned I see them all 3. Thanks for the laugh :)

          [–]TheRightToBearArms 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          So you're saying you are complicit?

          [–]KleptocraticAutist 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          I'd bet op is someone who got banned for repeated rule violation and this is his genius come back.

          [–]LadyBeyondTheWall 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Exactly what I thought.

          The fact that he's PMing people with shit like "Your mods are against you, don't trust them!" while simultaneously PMing some of the mods with "Your fellow mods are against you, don't trust them!" smells like a desperate attempt to cause discord by someone who is very obviously bitter and pissed at this sub for some reason.

          That's just my guess.

          [–]phrasingbooom 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Haha how come your leaving us?

          [–]LupinePeregrinans 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Curious user name for a throwaway

          [–]KnightBeforeTomorrow 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          I gave this the benefit of the doubt until this line.

          Your fellow users and mods are working against you.

          Here's one that's more convincing.

          "I get Paid to Chat on Reddit"

          https://archive.is/wrRqy

          [–]Pwnk 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          How do I get a shill job? I need the money and it sounds fun.

          [–]Exec99 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Seconded. I would be the best shill. I spend 95% of my time on the internet and I'm autistic.

          [–]igottashare 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Can't have been a very good shill with a post karma of 60 and a comment karma of 10...

          [–]NoelTrotsky 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Appreciate the post but without something interesting to add to the common knowledge of shills it seems rather pointless.

          You don't have ANYTHING of value to post about your time as a shill that would surprise people? I find it hard to believe if you're real.

          [–]zenmasterzen3 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          This sub seems legit to me. Don't like how Veterans Today articles get downvoted but that's a problem with the bots/users not the mods.

          inb4 but waaaaaah its 40% disinfo. Yeah, but you're eating up 99% shit.

          [–]MrBillyLotion 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          /r/thathappened

          [–]agentf90 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          How did you get the job? I'm curious....did you look on indeed for "paid shill"?

          [–]TheGhostOfDusty 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          [–]ikilledyourcat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          We need to get one of them to contribute to a book.

          [–]gshwk 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Who pays you?

          [–]man_gomer_lot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          don't go you were just getting good.

          [–]horridCAM666 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Some men just want to watch the world's stomach churn.

          [–]S_words4_500 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Hook Line Sinker. Trolled by a fake shill. Kiddos... Y'all Just went meta

          [–]Shaharlazaad 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Why don't you tell us anything useful like what kind of topics your team would target for downvotes?

          [–]bloody_brains 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I never thought I'd witness a shill post about being a shill. I hope OP presents evidence to prove otherwise.

          [–]full__frontal 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Not surprised.

          [–]Tao-fish 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          The night Saturn stood still.

          One night I went camping with my wife and I took a massive dose synthetic psilocybin.

          I rarely dabble in recreational drug use of any kind but the occasion called for it... Anyways didn't take too long till everything was moving wildly. The camp fire was making the trees next to me melt in fantastic colors, all the while every star in the sky was swirling with great viger. Everything in my field of vision was moving except for a single object in the sky. My sober sitter and wifey pooh had to use a star charting app on her phone to see what it was, sure enough it was Saturn.

          I tried everything to make Saturn budge. I stared at It for well over an hour and it was completely stationary. Even tried using my perifual vision but nothing worked.

          Gotta disclose that I'm not really into astronomy so going into that experience I had no idea where Saturn was.

          This guy is still a shill. 100% fuck him

          [–]KnightBeforeTomorrow 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You can buy upvotes or accounts here.

          http://www.justupvoteit.com/

          [–]gnovos[🍰] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          How do I get paid to do that? I could use a day job that fits my hobbies.

          [–]Man_Of_Many 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I suspect that this is a shill prenteding to be a shill who is actually a shill

          [–]ParanoidFactoid 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          How about some specific information? What is the name of the firm you work for? Who are your contacts in the firm? What software do you use and would you please post a screenshot? And which submissions have you personally been involved with?

          [–]bradfromearth 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Regardless of your legitimacy, you speak a truth that most here are well aware of. Why don't you go and tell a sub like /r/politics where it is more likely to be new information?

          [–]Hellisahalfpipe00 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Who do you shill on behalf of?
          AE911Truth?
          Homeopathy?
          Antivaxxers?
          Pilotsfor911truth?

          Who?

          [–]JUSTIN_HERGINA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Who upvotes this shit???

          It neither contributes, or encourages positive discussion. Anyone who thinks this is real is a fuckin idiot.

          [–]PsychedelicPhlegm 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          How gullible can you people be?

          OP's been PMing people and trying to play them against each other and the mods. Obvious troll is obvious.

          [–]Juan__Lennon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          We've already exposed literally hundreds of you worthless pieces of shit.

          [–]outtanutmeds 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          It isn't the shills I worry about. It's the shills who are paid to shill the shills.

          [–]FallsZero 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          What is a shill

          [–]dentistshatehim 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          ITT: feeding the troll

          [–]Contrary_mma_hipster 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Which mods?

          [–]TheGhostOfDusty 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Every one of them that replied in this thread aren't modding per their own rules, so...

          [–]CIA_Gangstalker_lol 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          this guys full of shit. Trust me, I'm a gangstalker

          [–]Red_Desert_0891 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Shills are so hawt right now

          [–]RuPaulver -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Am I on the payroll? Since I'm apparently a shill. Where's my Christmas bonus

          [–]INTELDracula -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I'll entertain this but I don't believe this is bullshit.

          [–]Goldman_Blackz -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Yeah this is totally real

          [–]bryanhoule -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

          So you say you are a shill. Let's see some examples of your flat earth posts. I for one am a believer in flat earth and i am curious what side you are on, and furthermore what type of information, or disinformation, you have posted in past.

          [–]MurphyKing 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

          As somebody he has done little to no research on the flat earth theory, what is your most convincing piece of evidence that the Earth is indeed flat?

          [–]bryanhoule 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Start here > https://np.reddit.com/r/theworldisflat/comments/4o80tk/the_earth_is_flat_and_motionless_sticky/

          Here is a pretty short vid to also get the gears turning. https://youtu.be/VMlLCKj85Ro.

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