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Cry Plays: Hatoful Boyfriend [P1]
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Published on Sep 21, 2012
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I don't want no pigeon.
A pigeon is a guy who gets no dokidoki from me.
Hangin' on the passenger side of his best friend's ride, tryin' to flap his wings at me.
I also really don't know if you guys want more, I mean there IS more, but I don't want to torture you. So here you go.
(Who am I kidding I love torturing you guys)
Music by Psilocybine - Warp : http://soundcloud.com/psilocybinefuck...
I don't want no pigeon.
A pigeon is a guy who gets no dokidoki from me.
Hangin' on the passenger side of his best friend's ride, tryin' to flap his wings at me.
I also really don't know if you guys want more, I mean there IS more, but I don't want to torture you. So here you go.
(Who am I kidding I love torturing you guys)
Music by Psilocybine - Warp : http://soundcloud.com/psilocybinefuck...
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It took until the end of the video for Cry to realise that the character was female... sigh only Cry
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ikr? "No wonder why there are so many male characters!"
... what's the name of this game again? Hatoful Nonspecificgenderfriend? XD
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Could be. But in a product of Japanese mainstream pop culture, not likely. (Is pigeon dating mainstream? idek)
There's a lot I love about Japan, but they are even worse with patriarchal gender b.s./homophobia than we are in America -- which is saying something. At the very least if it was going to be a /gay/ pigeon dating game it would be very clearly labeled & marketed as such.
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Oh that's true ... Yeah, you're right. Daaaaaarn it! I really would like a gay pigeon dating sim! XD
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I mean honestly it would make as much sense as any other kind of pigeon dating sim
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Lol when the doctor came on I was like you can feed me anything you want
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Kayla Tabør oh come on, cry's out of the teacher's league. The teach ain't hot, but ryouta's a hunk.
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when cry said "damn! I have a hunky teacher" I started laughing and I also love his laugh!😁😁😁😂😂😂
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Doctor in human form pic shows up
Cry: HOLY SHIT! I would tap that😂
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"Okosan used WING ATTACK!
It's super effective!" WHEN THE HECK DID THIS BECOME POKEMON?!
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Words in the description -
(Who am I kidding I love torturing you guys)
I'm already dead from laughing, mate XD
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So this is my first video from Cry, and I love his voice! He seems pretty chill, and when he laughs, I laugh :D
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A bird date simulator. Quick japan! make a second third are fourth season!
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i love how he's just now realizing that this is a parody of a dating sim -_-
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It's always a good play through if Cry is enjoying the game as much as we enjoy watching it
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I keep coming back to this because Its probably one of my favorite things he's ever done
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does anyone else kinda know what soporiphic means purely thanks to homestuck? just me?
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Fuck this game for making me think how bird-human sex would work. And fuck me for kinda liking the results I come up with. Just... sigh...
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Cry's laugh is the only thing that can make me laugh... DAMN IT CRY!
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+Ayumu Lawilet Well he is actually pansexual, so that makes sense.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, wink wink, nudge nudge.
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When he was trying to say Sakazaki it sounded like he was trying to say suck a cock😂
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Cry: I'm a lady?? Wait I thought I was a dude! Holy shit, no wonder there's so many male characters! Fuck, I'm a lady called Crystoph!! (laughs)
Oh god when Cry finally realized he's a female character! x'DDD (the title of the game IS Hatoful BOYFRIEND Cryyyy, you're so illegally adorable~)
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I love how he replaces the ellipsis with "glances". My favourites being "slightly aroused glance" and "angry stare from bird man".
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anyone think cry should've remembered that san (son) almost spelled like san (san)
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i made the same noises cry made when the good looking characters popped up lol
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the sound effects that they use are the same ones in Mad Father...also, was the NutCracker playing in the infirmary? XD
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did anyone else notice they played the nutcracker suite when the doctor showed up??
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Cry's reactions are just so hilarious when he sees the human form of the birds XD "DAYUM, I WOULD TAP THAT!" lmaoooooooooooo
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I wish Cry carried on with this game!! I'd love to see him progress in the game.
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When the morning dove appeared and cry said" Hey~" I burst out laughing.
And some qoutes from cry," Damn I have a hunky teacher"
" Damn those eyes"
" hey those are pretty bright eyeballs"
Those lines made me laugh the most.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha his reaction to Oko San though hahahahahahahhahahhahahahha Cry your the best lol
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+TheLastHylianTitan Yeah, I am the Hitler of the bird world. I propose to only have birds with blonde hair and blue eyes, and some already know how to goosestep, it's a matter just a matter of time until all of the great Aryan birds goosestep their way to victory.
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+TheLastHylianTitan Yeah, I am the Hitler of the bird world. I propose to only have birds with blonde hair and blue eyes, and some already know how to goosestep, it's a matter just a matter of time until all of the great Aryan birds goosestep their way to victory.
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When my friends and I play it, we always name ourselves "Patootie Destroya." No one remembers how we got here but it's here to stay.
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he's a Girl, A human, And his name is crystoph ,and he goes to a bird school ....... BEST VID EVER!!!
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"Birdwatching? laughing while talking Wouldn't that be watching your own people?"
People-watching. They literally have a club for people-watching. This is the best game ever.
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My favourite part about this game is it's listed as "psychological horror"
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I love how many times you said DAMN and how you said it. I couldnt stop laughing!!! xD
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This is my favorite video... watching it instead of studying for finals.... oh well
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it was so hilarious when he found out he was a girl the whole time! 😄 He thought he was a dud the whole time. What if he did find out until some juicy some started happening, that would have turned out super weird.
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Just bought this game for psvita yesterday because it is currently in Flash Sale (///v///) [woohoo~ Black Friday]
And wow OvO idk that boys also have interest in Otome games. No offense (I'm really curious ' v <~) but... does it feel weird to you to experience love with another boy? > v < [Although I have to admit that I also play some games in which the main char is male and goes flirt with other girls huehuehue ///v/// good that I'm a girl so I know which button to push ' 3']
P/s: I've been stalking you since Catherine series \\\v\\\ Good job dubbing the game!!! [Love your voice ~soundless scream~] It's really fun watching your reaction >v <
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Even after watching this video a billion times, I still made the dumb mistake of drinking while watching this. Dr. Pepper went everywhere, especially at 16:26. XD
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I always rewatching this when I'm bored and literally right the beginning I laugh "this is a dating game about pigeons because they need love too.
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everybody else has an anime character while he has a cartoon bird 😂 i laughed so hard my stomach hurt !
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I always rewatching this when I'm bored and literally right the beginning I laugh "this is a dating game about pigeons because they need love too.
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everybody else has an anime character while he has a cartoon bird 😂 i laughed so hard my stomach hurt !
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I'm only three minutes into the video, and I just can't continue! I literally spilled my coffee everywhere when I fell over laughing my head off! My next-door neighbor's teenage nephew came over to see if I was alright, as he could hear my laughter from his backyard! I agree with +PeanutButterGamer 's review of this game. WHY JAPAN WHY?!?!?! (I'd probably power the Element of Laughter if I wore it, as I'm still chuckling and it's been about five minutes since I paused the vid!)
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+FiveGearedPedastal Believe it or not, eventually, it gets super deep and plot driven, and I actually felt for the pigeons, and cried. It's so weird how its amazing, and heart-wrenching story creeps up on you.
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Ryouta - Giggles
Kazuaki - “D*mn… I have a hunky teacher.”
Shirogane - “D*mn… Those stunning eyes.”
Nageki - “Hey!… Those are very bright eyeballs.”
Sakuya - “D*mn… I understand what you're talking about now.”
Shuue - “Holy sh*t!… I would tap that.”
Oko San - Laughs “You're my favorite.”
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I wanna bleep out everything you say be it a swear word or anything else, sir.
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First off, this is the internet...
Second, damn isn't a bad word unless you are one of those asshole Christians who tries to make everybody else feel bad about you not believing what they believe.
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+Jack Bond As opposed to those assholes who get pissed if he censors himself? Seriously, who gives a flying fuck if he swears or not?
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Eh, I just found it funny that somebody was censoring such a mild word on the internet.
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+Jack Bond I'm just not one for profanity. And I wasn't trying to make anyone feel bad.
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+Jack Bond
You're one of those dumb a*****es who make the internet such a s***ty place in the first place. I hope you feel manly for exerting your dominance when it comes to cussing.. if you weren't watching a male pigeon dating sim, that is.
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+Idrisun im not bleeping damn, fuck, idiot, motehrfucker. u gonna fainth?
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Not really. You can't even spell them correctly so I'm laughing more than fainting at the moment. =]
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+Idrisun look what im gonna type: DAMN DAMN DAMN, u wanna bleep that huh?
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I wanna bleep out everything you say be it a swear word or anything else, sir.
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Wow it's like the Gettysburg Address...
Of the people, by the people, for the people
Of the pigeon, by the pigeon, for the pigeon
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A friend of mine is obsessed with this game. Got me to play it... Totally not what I expected. The feels... The feels I have for pigeons....
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+Terry Hart It's essentially just reading. You can make a few decisions that change the plot, but I'm not sure how you incorporate "gameplay" very actively into a dating sim.
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well fianally someone says the birds have faces full of love and birdeness
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+PencilPupCatMonster I could not stop laughing after listening to that xD oh my god absolutely hilarious xD
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+Syniah Panh Pansexuality is gay. And straight. And into mangirls from Taiwan. So...
he was almost there?
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Um pansexual means the person only likes the person for there personality not gender or there looks
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+Statiq I know you're wrong, but I'd say that you're close enough? Which in turn is a lot better than most people.
+Syniah Panh It includes a sexual interest, but isn't bound by any specific gender.
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biology means the study of living organisms, divided into many specialized fields that cover their morphology, physiology, anatomy, behaviour, origin, and distribution.
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+FishTaco
Apparently you didn't get the joke, so I'll spell it out so even you can understand:
Biosexuality isn't a thing.
Even if you had said BIsexual, you'd still be wrong, as Cry is PANsexual.
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+FishTaco
No answer is right. Why don't you stick to the topic at hand instead of trying to divert attention away from your obvious folly?
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+PencilPupCatMonster I could not stop laughing after listening to that xD oh my god absolutely hilarious xD
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Was anyone else imagining cry in a school girl outffit bending down looking at the floor and talking to birds?
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+Ɣσυȵǥ Ɓℓσσđ yussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(idfk...)
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+Shailar China yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(send help)
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Haha, i'm replaying this game and now that's all I'll think of. I actually wonder if the school has smaller furniture and proportions made for birds.
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No I wasn't but now I am. Thank you it's beautiful and +SutenChan Yes! Thank you!
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"cry in a school girl outffit bending down looking at the floor and talking to birds"
also in the middle of the street in front of people. who are getting very very worried about him.
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+Shailar “shailartheawesome” China I imagined him as a school boy talking to all the hot bird boys. Cos dat's how I roll. ;)
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firstly, thank you sincerely for that mental image, secondly, derpy emo trinity yaasss
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+Ɣσυȵǥ Ɓℓσσđ yusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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+Shailar China yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(ohgodwhathasthisbecome)
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+Ɣσυȵǥ Ɓℓσσđ yussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(idfk...)
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+Shailar China yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(send help)
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+RarestOfAll Can you imagine him saying "I would tap that" to a fat bird? And the bird looks at him like he's crazy and hops away XD
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+Vash Zwingli Oh my god XD I just burst out laughing and everyone around me just looked at me weirdly
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+Sophia Clair Yes XD I'd love to see Cry just bent down talking to birds lol!
And when he says "I'm a lady?" he just grows boobs
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+RarestOfAll Can you imagine him saying "I would tap that" to a fat bird? And the bird looks at him like he's crazy and hops away XD
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+Vash Zwingli Oh my god XD I just burst out laughing and everyone around me just looked at me weirdly
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I went out and bought this game on steam today, expecting a funny dating simulator spoof. After finishing my bb nageki's story, i know that is very VERY untrue sobs
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+TheHeirofCosplay Oh my gosh I know. I was playing Sweet Fuse and I didn't cry on any of their backstories... but Nageki... OH MY GOD I was bawling. My heart still aches when I think about it.
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+TheHeirofCosplay ah... and don't forget the school doctor. Poor main character. -_-
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+TheHeirofCosplay And what about the very end when you've persued every character? Damn that shit was intense
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+TheHeirofCosplay I FEEL THIS, OH MY GOD, i cried so much it was frustrating, ugh
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+TheHeirofCosplay Oh my gosh I know. I was playing Sweet Fuse and I didn't cry on any of their backstories... but Nageki... OH MY GOD I was bawling. My heart still aches when I think about it.
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OMG I thought i was the only person who thought the teacher looked kinda like Russia
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I'm glad it doesn't have voices,because I love hearing his soft lovely voice <3
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I wish cry would redo this XD I want to see his reaction to the final ending!
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These pidgeons are hawt. Even the ninja doctor!
More than 17 minutes in, Cry discovers he's a lady in a reverse harem dating sim. BAHAHAHA. So KAWAIIIIII! I almost peed myself. <3
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I surely like the fact that your comment has now 69 likes, if you know what I mean~
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+Flipper Flapper well' in that world birds are human size and they rule the world ... my best friend says that stupid (she wrote this)
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I wonder. Who's the person out there who thought to themselves "I should make a dating sim only with pigeons" then did it
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I believe the creator made it awhile back, as an april fools joke, and had surprisingly positive feedback and results, so she ended up making the version that is now out and added more story and depth to it :) I beleive there is a short sequil game and that she is planning on more things in the future. Okosan is based off of her late real pet. (im sure you can find her name if you google it... i cant remember off hand) hahaha sorry for rambling
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everyone is all "HAHA FUNNY GAME"
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its pigeon dating hell i cried so much during this game
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