Ok, let's say I were to buy some cornbits... then what?

Start watching my birdbath ceaselessly, getting addicted to sniffing half-empty epoxy tubes, wait for my exchange to go all in on hot SFYL action?

If this is about "investing" and waiting to become rich, then that's a massive fuckin' gamble, and I'd rather invest in something sensible and not become a neurotic watching the price all day long, making up some bullshit TA on the optimum time to gloat about my "money"?

You know, if this is really about getting "rich" ('cause it totally is), it's something I don't really crave on butt-conditions because I'd rather have my money in usable (filthy fiat) form, that lets me keep my fairly comfortable life by letting me actually use it to buy the things I need, the shiny things I might enjoy, and *gasp* actually donate to useful charities around keeping my local society functioning and a decent place. Something you can't achieve with butts.

But answer me: then what?