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[–]RedPanda1188 1657 ポイント1658 ポイント  (235子コメント)

Can confirm as a Brit, we started to queue but then gave up.

[–]uptwolait 630 ポイント631 ポイント  (99子コメント)

Fun fact: "queueing" is the only word in the English language that contains 5 consecutive vowels.

[–]Zeus-Is-A-Prick 897 ポイント898 ポイント  (47子コメント)

If you think about it, "queue" is just "q" with some unnecessary vowels after it.

[–]uptwolait 174 ポイント175 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Every time I say "queue" I pronounce it as "q", but I pucker my lips in and out twice to get the most out of every one of those tasty vowels.

[–]Vio_ 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/totallyexpectededdieizzard

[–]rumblnbumblnstumbln 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Queue" is just "q" with some unnecessary vowels queued after it

FTFY

[–]Egypticus 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Phenolphthalein is one of the only words with 5 consecutive consonants.

Edit: ein instead of ine

[–]uptwolait 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All I can see is Daffy Duck saying that while spitting copious amounts of saliva.

[–]Awholez 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Phenolphthaline

Phenolphthalein? The indicator in acid–base titrations.

[–]_EvilD_ 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Its the dumbest word in the language. I hate it. Its not spelled anything like it sounds.

[–]mrgonzalez 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yea it's dum to have those unnecessary letters

[–]donnybee 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see what you did there

[–]DecayingPopcorn 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It makes perfect sense in French, stop stealing our words !

(/s)

[–]wiiya 349 ポイント350 ポイント  (95子コメント)

I hoped America would have had more of a gun range centralization of dots.

[–]starfleethastanks 459 ポイント460 ポイント  (75子コメント)

The word you're looking for is "grouping"

[–]wiiya 267 ポイント268 ポイント  (68子コメント)

I love when I try to make a joke, get a word wrong and reddit's like.

[–]Wmkcash 171 ポイント172 ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]parlez-vous 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Even though I've only ever been vacationing to Florida, let me tell you why Italy's tourism cannot sustain itself and why the EU is actually wrong"

[–]j_d_q 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like when people do this - that response didn't sound like a correction at all. You described something, and someone taught you the word

[–]HotTyre 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (48子コメント)

Sometimes I wish I were an American teenager. I would've gotten to wear that kinda stuff, hang out outside at the local skate park, get a car at 16 and make out in it with the prom queen, go to college... You know, live the cool life like in the movies.

Then I remember that I studied almost for free, started my career with zero debt, have full medical coverage and unemployment benefits, and I shake off that thought.

[–]imperfect5outof7 94 ポイント95 ポイント  (32子コメント)

As a former American teenager, I can assure you most American teenagers did not get to make out with the prom queen. Many of us spent our teenage years eating pizza rolls and sleeping.

[–]HotTyre 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (28子コメント)

Yeah, I get it now that I got more acquainted with the US through Reddit. Hollywood paints a very different image, it's like everything is big and cool and crazy shit and party all the time.

Also, murders and car chases?

My first business trip to the US (texas) was pretty underwhelming, lol

[–]Cyntheon 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (3子コメント)

If you're an athlete and/or pretty hot your life does go like the movies pretty much.

[–]HotTyre 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That sounds about right - sometimes including the part about murders and trouble with the police, lol

[–]Allgoodnamesrtaken2 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I miss 3rd grade so much

[–]phoenixphaerie 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (10子コメント)

That's because Texas is underwhelming

/Texan

(In fairness, Texas is much prettier in the places you wouldn't go for a business trip)

[–]HotTyre 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Yeah, was in Houston but took a trip to Dallas and surroundings

Countryside seemed pretty nice, though a bit flat to my taste, I like mountains

Also, people are friendly and cool. I mean, people in Europe use "Texas" as a term to refer to an unlawful place (kind of the wild west or something), but it truly doesn't feel so in the end.

[–]kindofageek 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because if its size, Texas has a very diverse scenery depending where you are. The hill country is my favorite area. If you think the drive from Houston to Dallas is flat you should try driving to Lubbock or into the Panhandle/Amarillo area.

[–]I_wanna_b_d1 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Texans are really nice and will almost always strike up a friendly conversation with you if you're in a line or something.

[–]wiseapple 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We have mountains in Texas, but they are a long way from where you were driving. Far west Texas has part of the Rocky mountain range.

[–]Beach_pls 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

College is pretty much like the movies, theresa ton of partying.

[–]Colin1876 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know what high school is like other places in the world but our high school experience isn't radically dissimilar from the Hollywood image, the difference is that they only focus on the good stuff. Like all teenagers, the highs are so freaking high, and the lows are so damn low.

But we have wonderful moments of our first freedom, sneaking out of the house, being driven in an older friends car, staying late in a park and lighting fires, going to a party and flirting with other girls. I loved high school, I'd never go back, it was mostly miserable, but I chose to remember the good times.

[–]imperfect5outof7 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

America is pretty boring. That's why we need so much Mountain Dew and guns.

[–]Chundrout 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is like the movies. We just can't all be the main characters...

[–]DarkMartio 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You think you want the American movie high school life, but you really don't. It's not worth half the songs they break into.

[–]pseudonym21 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The guy in that photo is Drew Monson, mytoecold on youtube. Trust me, he did not do any of that stuff either.

[–]argonia 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He... He was just telling you what word it was for future reference. He wasn't being condescending or treating you like an idiot. Jeez, I know Reddit corrections are annoying, but that is just an innocent spreading of information

[–]Vladus38 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Them's commie words son

[–]SoberKid420 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm. Source: I'm American.

[–]iwasinthepool 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That probably is a grouping for most.

[–]forgiv 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's clearly birdshot from a shotgun.

[–]uptwolait 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yep, looks like all of the stop signs here in the southern U.S.

[–]MTknowsit 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And Midwest. At least in rural areas. I think it would be cool if the DOT just installed one target on a post for every 3 signs they install.

[–]TXGuns79 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dick butt or "send nudes" would have been more likely.

[–]toiletjocky 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I dunno, man. I had a lay over in Heathrow which I was in a security line for over 3 hours... Virtually 100% of my time in the UK was spent in a queue so from my perspective you guys are great at them.

[–]arakele 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Americans know how to 'cue, but those Brits sure can make a line!

[–]NoCountryForOldPete 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is weirdly present, at least to my eyes, is a number of semi-horizontal groupings of three. There's five that I count.

[–]nammertl 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

is it because a bunch of Chinese tourists cut in front of you? It is isn't it.

[–]_DEUS_VULT_ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

While taking pictures of fucking everything and hocking loogies?

[–]Holanz 790 ポイント791 ポイント  (26子コメント)

I like how Hong Kong and Macau share a section but they want to make a distinction between the two

[–]WaitWhyNot 324 ポイント325 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Hong Kong kept their shit in line.

[–]coffeeshopslut 159 ポイント160 ポイント  (14子コメント)

It's the British in them

[–]jdl23 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Looking at the British section I don't think so... :/

[–]ElephantWeiner 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (3子コメント)

the bloody chavs innit. I wanna move to Japan.

[–]karrachr000 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

At least they can queue properly; look at those lines.

[–]sunflowercompass 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Canada's just like, we have so much empty space, why bother making lines.

[–]TinyEspadrilles 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We tried, but a few madlads just couldn't be stopped.

[–]73297 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Remember these are British expats. God knows they're trying to queue properly, but they're far too drunk at this point.

[–]OniNomad 488 ポイント489 ポイント  (30子コメント)

Points to Australia for making a dog.

[–]Darlex24 138 ポイント139 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You need teamwork to survive Australia

[–]J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Checks out, having a fierce dog improves the odds of surviving Australia even more.

[–]zatchbell1998 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holly shit they did lol

[–]debeastmode 397 ポイント398 ポイント  (8子コメント)

They should have bunched their dots in the middle to make a Japanese flag

[–]100001011 267 ポイント268 ポイント  (15子コメント)

And America being America. "Give me some space"

[–]Ughable 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

If anything can be said about America we leap naked and spread-eagle into entropy.

[–]_coolranch 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Boldly going where no one has (maybe rightfully) dared to go.

[–]ctrl303 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (3子コメント)

The French placed two contiguous dots in several entries to represent traveling couples. C'est l'amore!

[–]w1n5t0nM1k3y 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (77子コメント)

I find it interesting that Canada and the US are almost equal, but the population of the US is so much bigger than Canada? Do Canadians travel more or are they more likely to participate in the survey.

[–]AXLPendergast 149 ポイント150 ポイント  (21子コメント)

A recent survey conducted by Canada Today suggests most Canadians enjoy surveys as much as Londoners enjoy crosswords ....

[–]The-MadTitan 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (10子コメント)

We just like showing were from Canada, the people become nicer and talk to you about maple syrup

[–]kangruiqiu 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Isn't the joke that all of those people who travel with maple leaves all sewn onto their backpacks are really Americans who don't want to be seen as Americans?

[–]Ximizo 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

My world cultures teacher from high school had to pretend she was a Canadian from Winnipeg when she went on a trip to Afghanistan.

[–]liebonton 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Smart choosing Winnipeg, since no one in their right mind would pretend to be from here. It's the perfect cover

[–]valryuu 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (4子コメント)

At first I laughed, but then I remembered that we were all so excited when our census was launched over the summer.

[–]chiodos 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We crashed the website. Also many people were upset that they didn't receive a long form of the census.

[–]seroevo 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Canadians just like being acknowledged. It's national news when an American show has an episode where characters go to Canada.

[–]solo954 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (7子コメント)

More likely to participate in the survey.

Am Canadian. Felt compelled to respond.

[–]Myrdraall 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a Canadian I don't really feel like we answer questions any more than aaahhh crap

[–]emarli 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (36子コメント)

Americans don't really travel the same way Europeans and Canadians do, from what I have experienced during my time here(Canadian living in US). People from metropolitan areas travel but the vast majority of people I meet in my decidedly non-urban area consider driving to Florida traveling. A ton of people I know don't even have passports!

[–]jfreez 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

American who has traveled a good amount. It's just hard for us to take time and money to go to say, Europe or Asia. Much easier to travel to another state, or even to Canada or Mexico. As a culture though, I don't think we travel as often. Not sure why. Maybe because our work culture. We generally don't have lots of time off, and even if we do, we may not feasibly be able to take 2 weeks off in a row

[–]Earwolfman_Jack 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (5子コメント)

More importantly than the size of the US, I think the biggest reason why most Americans don't travel outside the US that much is simply because it is too expensive.

Most people don't enough money to spare for it to be worth for them to fly out of the US.

[–]itchyscratchy4545 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

More importantly than the size of the US, I think the biggest reason why most Americans don't travel outside the US that much is simply because it is too expensive.

Canada is large too, and it's just as expensive (if not more so) to travel from Canada than the US. CNN did a story about the low rate of passport possession among Americans a few years ago.

Despite the climbing number of American passports in circulation, 30% is still low compared to Canada's 60% and the United Kingdom's 75%.

I'd say it's more cultural - less able to get time off work for example, or just choosing to travel domestically - possibly to visit family - instead of going abroad.

[–]daedra9 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (6子コメント)

To be fair, I'm pretty sure traveling from Washington State to Florida would surpass the length of Europe. I'm also not gonna do the math. Because lazy.
To continue to be fair... I dunno. I guess it's partly because it's expensive, partly because xenophobia, partly because fuck if I know. But I'm fairly sure it'd be easier to get, say, from france to Spain, than it would be to get across the Atlantic from the US. In the US, Canada just is not portrayed as an exotic tourism destination and friggin tourism boards and travel advisors all say don't go south of the border because drug lords will kidnap your shit, so there's somewhat of a lack of motivation to travel to other countries on the same continent.

[–]clockwork_jesus 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

In the US, Canada just is not portrayed as an exotic tourism destination

..but where else am I going to go to see the other side of America's great lakes. Not only that I hear they have a better version of Niagara Falls.

[–]EnsomJente 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Traveling is expensive. Not everyone can afford it.

[–]used_to_be_relevant 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've barely even seen outside my state, let alone out of the country!

[–]omnilynx 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't know if it would affect the survey but some Americans say they're Canadian when traveling to avoid stereotyping and reactionaries.

[–]Dtree11 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The one asshole on the japan sheet was probably an American that wanted to go into someone else area and add a little mayhem.

[–]Souleater2847 135 ポイント136 ポイント  (42子コメント)

To bad Germany isn't up there. Bet it be a pretty cool side by side efficiency comparison.

[–]Montgomery0 132 ポイント133 ポイント  (34子コメント)

So just one really big stack of dots, placed precisely on top of each other?

[–]daedra9 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (25子コメント)

I'm thinking more like using square stickers, so there's no whitespace whatsoever.

[–]SpicyThunder335 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (22子コメント)

No, you're both wrong. They would expand across the whole piece of paper in order to fill the space available.

[–]XTree42 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Jesus you guys are obviously not german.

German here: OBVIOUSLY the dots should be grouped in groups of 10 with two vertical columns of 5 dots each. That should allow for most efficient counting of the total amount.

[–]drkalmenius 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I'm not sure whether to downvote or upvote. I upvoted. I'm going to hell.

[–]alectprasad 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (5子コメント)

No. we're going to Poland.

[–]BlueNotesBlues 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

What's the difference?

[–]SpicyThunder335 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Three men, an American, an Italian, and a Pollack, want to make a phone call from Hell to remind to their relatives about its harsh conditions. So they decide to go to Devil who agrees to let them make their calls.

The American made a call and the Devil made him pay 100 USD. Then the Italian made a call and the Devil made him to pay 10 Euros on the fact that Italy is less developed than the US.

Lastly the Polish man made a call and the Devil made him pay a single cent. Both the American and Italian complain as it is not fair but the devil responded: "Your calls were international whereas Poland is local."

[–]SpicyThunder335 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm going to hell.

That depends. Did you upvote for the expansion joke? Or for the real joke?

[–]-mousey- 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

space available

Pretty sure Poland wasn't using its paper anyway.

[–]Kurskovich 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I hope they don't start putting stickers in the "other Europe" category again.

[–]kaibee 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

or using gold stars...

[–]Earwolfman_Jack 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

No way, that's the least efficient possible way to do it. The desired outcome of this is to count how many people there are from each country, stacking is the worst way to make them countable.

[–]Montgomery0 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You just need to know the thickness of a sticker and you can use your German made calipers to quickly count the number with one measurement.

[–]The_Great_Goblin 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Hmmm, I could've have sworn we had a section for Poland up here yesterday. "

[–]kt4ever49 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wooo other europe

[–]Ardbeg66 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (3子コメント)

The U.S. put its dots wherever the hell it wants. Them is freedom dots.

[–]chad-kissinger 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The American dotter: "I'm independent, fuck lines, queues, and uniformity!!! MERICA"

[–]sunflowercompass 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

can confirm, have played dota.

[–]S7ormstalker 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Other Europe looks like a dog with a Santa's hat

[–]havok7777 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can you connect the dots? I only see a bunch of randomly placed dots , can't find a pattern

[–]Zolo49 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Clearly the ones in the upper-right aren't Japanese enough and should be shunned from society.

[–]ram2414 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Taiwan conducting its annual census report.

[–]ArianneOakheart 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Meanwhile indians just put bindis on their forehead and walked away.

Ps, please don't kill me.

[–]PM_ME_THEM_4_SCIENCE 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well when your whole system of writing depends on neat vertical lines of little splotches, this is what you get

[–]lalacoolgirl 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh at least the UAE flag was there. The fewest dots but glad we are still scatteredly present <3 woop woop

[–]3amek 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a lot of dots if you compare our population to those other countries. Must be one classy tourist destination :P

[–]phsychotix 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

America's are actually bullet holes

[–]obidie 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (13子コメント)

I'm sorta surprised the Chinese weren't all bunched up at the top, trying to be first.

[–]leducdeguise 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hey, what version is this? where's Mexico being Mexico by saying "PUTO EL QUE LO LEA" with the dots???

[–]oonniioonn 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (14子コメント)

That small japanese text under the sticker sheets says "please align neatly".

[–]Nosleeptill_brooklyn 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope. It's just a rough translation of the English words.

[–]mbuell01 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Well this is a pretty important aspect. Pretty much explains the entire scenario.

Edit: This is wrong. It is written in Chinese.

[–]urusaibaba 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I think he's joking? But anyway that text is in Chinese, not Japanese.

[–]Lumpiest_Princess 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm, says thank you at the end in Chinese and that's pretty much the extent of my character reading ability.

[–]Revolsin 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that successfully unexplains everything.

[–]JayC-Hoster 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well most Japanese can read a certain amount of Chinese words, and most Chinese don't care even if it's written in their language, so yeah...

It's not racist because I'm Asian jokes

Anyway the Chinese text actually says the same thing as the English heading. To be specific, the Chinese text is actually written in Traditional Chinese (this survey was probably taken in Taiwan), while Mainland China mostly uses simplified Chinese, but if they try hard enough, they should still be able to tell what the text actually says.

[–]urusaibaba 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Interesting, thanks! I read Japanese so I can tell if it's Chinese right away because of the wall of characters, but that's it.

[–]Just_friend 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is. My screen is blurry, but it looks like the smaller text is just the Chinese for the big text.

Source: I know Chinese

[–]CitricBase 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I suppose /u/oonniioonn was making a guess, not a statement of fact. That text isn't in Japanese, it's in Chinese.

[–]Weiner_Face_McMillan 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They should've just put one circle in the center

[–]xabulba 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This can't be Japanese, it's not weird or offensive or weirdly offensive.

[–]PM_ME_PREGNANT_BELLY 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look at those two fucking otaku at the bottom just had to be different

[–]chambertlo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I saw one of these at a Cat Cafe in Osaka, and the Japanese box was indeed quite orderly. Everyone else looked like they were high/drunk/retarded when placing their stickers.

[–]YEMPIPER 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought you meant look at the Japanese counting shit using red dots.

[–]M3SS3NG3R 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like the survey is conducted somewhere in Taiwan. Traditional Chinese and all.

[–]zebumatters 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We Indians want to brownify the entire world but Japan has no love for us. I am sad.

[–]FikriAllied 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh hey Malaysia is included in the list Im so proud :D

[–]Theshampal 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how the Australian dots are in the shape of a kookaburra haha.

[–]Cricbo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well they did help them to do the survey, because it is easier to count them :D

[–]MindTheEdge 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We drew a dick!!! Straya!!!!!

[–]DeliriousWolf 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Other Europe iz bezt Europe.

[–]AusNorman 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The German ones just a red square!