My new answer to…

[treznik87Participant 436]

Question: ‘Why dont you have a girlfriend?’

Answer: ‘You walk by a store… see something you really like… walk up there to see the price… find it… smile… say thank you very much… and walk away’.

[MG-ɹǝʍoʇParticipant]

Why don’t you drive a Yugo?

Why don’t you eat lard?

Why don’t you smash your finger in a door?

The same reason I want NO PART OF A WOMAN.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

treznik87 wrote:

Question: “Why dont you have a girlfriend?”

Yeah I always love those fucked up , backwards, pre-structured, loaded womanly questions.

“Why are you NOT on Facebook?”
“Why are you NOT married?”
“Why DON’T you have kids?”
“Are you sure he’s NOT gay?”
“Why WON’T you let me hold your phone?”
“Why DON’T you have a girlfriend?”

See what they do there? They are insane. It’s like already shoving what you SHOULD be doing in your face, and then question why you’re NOT doing it. It would be like asking her “why are you not taking out your tits and sucking my cock?”. So give them the same pre-rehearsed stock response and fuck with her head.

“I am on Facebook. VIP lounge. Zuckerberg invite only.”
“Marriage is for women and gays.”
“How do you know I don’t have kids? Even I can’t be completely sure.”
“Drop to your knees and open your mouth. Then ask him the same question.”
“You can hold my phone when you pay the bill.”
“Is that a proposal? Where’s the ring? “

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TriklopsParticipant 954]

Whenever I’m asked this question, like it happened just a few days back I respond with;

GIRL: “So you have a girlfriend? I mean, are you seeing someone?”
ME: “Nope”
GIRL: “Why not?”
ME: “Can’t really afford one”

Then some silly TEHHEHEHE laugh and followed by SILENCE. 🙂

I remember a few years back in a gaming tournament while receiving the prize on stage;

SOME GIRL IN CROWD: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
ME: “CAN YOU COOK?”
GIRL: “I CAN”
ME(pointing to the corner): “GOOD, THE KITCHEN IS THATA WAY”

Crowd burst in to laughter with some typical boos. Heh. 😛

I am a Man. Hath not a Man eyes? Hath not a Man hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Woman is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

[RedpillbibleParticipant 5161]

There is this cunt I have to deal with every once in a while, cause this guy I work with brings her around, it’s his “girlfriend”. She obviously likes me and keeps making passes at me when he’s not around, you know, the ususal cunt whore shit, I just ignore her like she’s invisible.

She asked me where my girlfriend was the other day. I told her she died in a horrible car accident.

He Is The One "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.(John 14:6)

[Zuberi TauParticipant 7623]

Question: ‘Why don’t you have a girlfriend?’

Answer: Why don’t you go fuck yourself with a cactus?

[may 7 2020Participant 2632]

Answer:

I’d rather stick my doinkus in a meat grinder. Twice.

[ZoidbergParticipant 250]

Am I the only one around here who does not have this problem?

[PistolPeteParticipant 4665]

No you’re not Zoidberg, I’m never asked any of those questions—I guess the answers must be self evident.

[FrostByteParticipant 5566]

“No and I don’t want one” works for me.

Last one I got was when a woman saw me sitting next to another woman and said “I don’t want to interrupt anything”. Same damn question (are you together) just worded as a shit test.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[tommi190Participant 2262]

Let them think about it why you are single. Good brain exercise for them anyway.

Besides, if a woman is interested in someone, she could say something to him instead of asking some stupid questions. Looks like they’re strong and independent only when it suits them.

Women are only oppressed by their own mental health issues - Gargamel. This needs to be repeated over and over again: western women are the most privileged group of people in the world. If they are oppressed, they're ONLY oppressed by Their Own Mental Health Issues!

[MudwhistleParticipant 1587]

Zoidberg wrote:

Am I the only one around here who does not have this problem?

Never had the problem either Dr. Zoidberg. In fact, I’ve never had to really deal with a woman approaching me except one time. She was a single mother from out of town who was in the same 4 day business class I was in. She kept dropping hints that she wanted me to ask her out and I resisted. Never got to the point when she shamed me, or asking why I wouldn’t go out with her.

[ChauvinistPigParticipant]

I hate that question. Now, I simply flat out tell people I don’t date or do relationships. The shock factor shuts them right the fuck up forever too.

Enjoy your cats, cunts.

[Eric LauderParticipant 2997]

Keymaster wrote:

“Why are you NOT on Facebook?”

Oh, shit.
The only one who asked me something like that was my once 17 yo nephew, now she’s 19 yo.
She added then even more, I let it to your imagination, then I screamed to her:
“Stop now! Stop forever! I’m your uncle! Stop now, or I’ll tell to my sister and she’ll punish you!!! And I’m not going to accompany you anymore!”
We were in vacation on a cruise ship and she got permission to have a night at the disco because I was accompanying her.

You should really add a facepalm emoticon.

The worth of a man isn't the usefulness that women get from him. Avoiding living with a woman, a man isn't rejecting a lot of sex: he's rejecting sexual starvation. DID YOU KNOW THAT MGTOW ARE TACKLING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN COMPLIANCE WITH CONVENTION OF ISTANBUL? http://www.coe.int/en/web/conventions/full-list/-/conventions/rms/090000168008482e --- Article 4, Section 4 "Special measures that are necessary to prevent and protect women from gender-based violence shall not be considered discrimination under the terms of this Convention". 100% PARISIAN WOMEN ARE SEXUALLY IRRESISTIBLE http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/every-woman-in-paris-polled-in-survey-has-experienced-sexual-harassment-on-trains-10184658.html DON'T HARASS THEM! BE AN MGHOW!

[OgreParticipant 2000]

[Male] Nobody meets my standards.

Let them seek your approval. Either they won’t try, or you can shoot them down.

Once you don’t care, they’ll never be good enough.

Why argue when you can choose to systematically dismantle their argument... or alternatively walk away. When it doesn't matter to you, you can't lose.

[LookAfter#1Participant 244]

Her: Why don’t you have a girlfriend

Me: I’m just not interested. I’m happy on my own. Guess what I’m doing tomorrow… What the fuck I want, where I want, when I want. If I want to spend 5000 on a bike, I can.

Her: Why are you not on Facebook?

Me: I’m not interested in seeing photos of your cat, your children, or what you had for tea. You have 6000 friends? They’re not real friends. What ever happened to talking to people in a bar or a cafe?

Her: Tinder?
Me: No thanks. It’s 100 desperate guys getting ignored by the 1 slut on the cock carousel, who thinks she’s gods gift to men.

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