Gentleman I bring you to Exhibit A - my now 'ex' girlfriend of about a month lol. I started dating this girl a month ago because I was looking to fill some time. My hours at work were cut and really didn't have money for certification exams to be able to continue to further my career so I kind of got lazy.

I'm only spending about $20 a week, she pays most of the time, and I was fucking her about 5 times a week. Felt great. But like all women I got tired of her - she was 'nice' and all but she was into this ultra BP romantic shit - showing me these Taylor Swift songs, telling me she loved me within week two, just straight psychotic shit. Well, I made a call today. I could continue this shit without having an ounce of will into wanting to be with this chick or deem it too costly and drop her - losing the sex in the process. Ultimately, AWALT came to be too strong and I just got too sick of her. I dumped her today as lightly and gently as possible and the 'nice' girl act dropped immediately. She turned into a raging cunt - called me a piece of shit, slurred insults at me and my family, and went absolutely batshit. Hoping I don't find my car keyed or my brakes cut because she knows where I park now. All this just for some pussy and a way to kill time during some off season.

The upside? Got a new job at a small IT cloud/managed service company, I work in an all male office with an awesome sense of humor and the environment is always fun and helpful in terms of knowledge and expertise (no one is pretending to know their shit or condescending when they do) and my company pays for certs so I'll be able to continue to better my career, keep getting more paper and finish my tiny house and new life faster.

Let this be a lesson fellas - it's very likely that even a relationship for sex is too much to ask for nowadays. You're still dealing with the snake.