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Top Mind Hall of Fame (self.TopMindsOfReddit)

NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[M] が 投稿

Due to our users demanding an update the Shill Council gave us permission to update our Hall of Fame.

Feel free to nominate your favorite Top Mind for entry into the Top Mind Hall of Fame. We need new suggestions since the number of Top Minds only continues to grow.

This list will be edited repeatedly to reflect new Top Minds as time goes on.

The List:

Congratulations to all the Top Minds featured on this list. We enjoy reading your Top Mind comments and submissions and hope that you continue to entertain us for years to come.

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[–]RubyCodpieceDISINFOCOINTELPRO division Supervisor 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (6子コメント)

We have to include /u/wolf_of_coinstreet or /u/abdullah_boogers.

I mean, I know they're the same guy - but really, WolfBoogers deserves his name on the list.

[–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Wolfboogers.....that's awesome. I'll add them soon. I'm still laughing. ....wolfboogers.

[–]tacsquidblackops Lizardman shil-commando 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

make sure to give him credit for his hilarious moderatorship of /r/op_jade_helm_15 which is been public, private, public, private, public and no one posts there because he's literally banned almost every single one of his users for disagreeing with him. He even started using "strikes" so basically if he disagreed with you 3 times you got banned. Hilarious.

[–]RubyCodpieceDISINFOCOINTELPRO division Supervisor 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

so basically if he disagreed with you 3 times you got banned.

I didnt know he could count that high.

[–]tacsquidblackops Lizardman shil-commando 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

RES tags probably helped

I - one

II - two

III - three

[–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for pointing that out. I'll add it soon.

[–]Knights-of-NiYour Military Warlord 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

From hence forth he shall be known as WolfBoogers

[–]bigbowlowrong 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Let us put /u/4to6 on this list and never speak of him again.

[–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yes.

[–]bigbowlowrong 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think /u/go1dfish is also very rapidly approaching his expiration date. Used to be novel and interesting, now he's one long brown note. Yeah yeah you're oppressed by Ellen Pao, we heard you when you said the same thing for the billionth fucking time yesterday.

That's all I've got!:)

[–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yeah, can't forget him. Thanks.

[–]DL757 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's gone, so you were right

[–][deleted] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I added him to automod remove list in /r/oppression the other day just to get some peace and quiet. Alas it didn't last long: http://np.reddit.com/r/Oppression/comments/3bfzeo/traffic_statistics_for_raskreddit/csm0knd?context=4

[–]nomadbishop 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (5子コメント)

/u/go1dfish

I know he retired from reddit a month ago, but it still feels like he has a real presence here.

[–][deleted] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Retired". He's still on every day!

[–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I already added him to the list. Thanks. He deserves to be in the Top Mind Hall of Fame.

[–]sqectre 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Looks like you guys finally convinced him to leave.

Or more likely create a new account.

[–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's got so many accounts. I lost track.

[–]oldhippy1947proudly banned from /r/theworldisflat 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shadowbanned, but still finds subs that will let him post.

[–]tjjerome 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

/u/GarretKadeDupre - geocentrist top mind, not as bad as SquareHimself but definitely more active

[–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Done. Thanks.

[–]N546RV 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Can't forget /u/PhrygianMode.

[–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Damn, I almost forgot him. Thanks.

[–]franciswsearsEnemy of the People 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What about WTCmolly? He single handedly fills /r/911truth.

[–]d4rthdonut 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That guy is nuts, just like Mr. Backyard physics himself! u/akareyon

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    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    could you provide links to his stuff? I think I know who you are talking about but I'm not sure. Didn't he get banned and create alt after alt?

    [–]RubyCodpieceDISINFOCOINTELPRO division Supervisor 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Serfonomics is no more, but prior to this name, he went by the handle: NineTeenEightyTwo. A classic truther conspiratard.

    [–]RubyCodpieceDISINFOCOINTELPRO division Supervisor 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I'd nominate /u/akareyon - but really he's nothing more than a yes-man for the top minds that are above him. Frankly, he's not worthy enough to make the list of top minds.

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He just needs to try harder.

    [–]Pvt_Hudson_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nope, he's not even close to hall of fame status.

    [–]RubyCodpieceDISINFOCOINTELPRO division Supervisor 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Gotta go with /u/unicornghost6969 - AKA /u/thefuckingtoe, AKA /u/GayUnicorn6969.

    He was once a mod of both /r/conspiracy and /r/911truth (for what seemed like 30 seconds). His catch phrase used to be "this conversation is over" and if you dared to reply after that, you were banned.

    When he started putting users he didnt like on a blacklist and systematically banned them from the subs, he started to overstep his bounds. He tried to be "the cleaner" of the subreddits, but ended up getting flushed himself when he went nuclear in arguing with people.

    Definitely not top mind material. He's maybe two rungs down from that. He's a lot like an autistic younger brother that your mother orders you to take with you when you want to go hang out with your friends.

    [–][deleted] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    axolotl_peyotl would be a Top contender for me.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit/search?q=axolotl_peyotl&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

    Also, AssuredlyAThrowAway (special mention for the Costco "conspiracy") and Amos_Quito are fantastic too.

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Agreed. I'll add them when I get time.

    [–][deleted] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Also, can't forget Flytape's lapdog, TheGhostofDusty :)

    [–]melangechurro 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I thought they were the same person for a while. I'm still not convinced.

    [–][deleted] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Same.

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's what I keep hearing. Wouldn't be surprised.

    [–]bigbowlowrong 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    God, that guy is beyond obnoxious. I got into trouble for calling him a cum-guzzler before, so I'll merely say he's cringingly obsequious when it comes to FlyTape. Christ, he even mods /r/AskFlytape!

    [–]LOLtheism1337 5h!|_|_ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'd like to second Assuredly. I've seen some crazy stuff come from him.

    [–]butttbuttbuttjidf shill of the year 2014 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    racist top mind is a redundant statement, the best thing to do with 3to8 is ignore him

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I added racist top mind to /u/4to6 simply because he's a lot more racist than your typical Top Mind. I get your point though.

    [–][deleted] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I know we are trying to err away from the plain ol' straight up racist Top Minds, but I really think /u/eaglezhigher deserves a spot (shadowbanned I think--don't know what his new account is).

    His AMA here.

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Done. Thanks for reminding me of him. He deserves to be on the list.

    [–]melangechurro 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I want to personally thank all the Top Minds for providing me endless entertainment material for when I'm on the toilet. Seriously. My poops would be so lonely without them all.

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Exactly. They provide so much entertainment. Gosh, I don't think I could go to the shitter without them.

    [–]melangechurro 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The fact I can name so many top minds probably means I need to change my diet

    [–]LOLtheism1337 5h!|_|_ 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    I actually have one. /u/maximilian_of_baden he's a Holocaust denier, racist, Hitler worshipper, and homophobe. The list goes on, just check out his "submitted" links.

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Isn't this an alt? I'll feature it but I thought it was an alt of someone.

    [–]LOLtheism1337 5h!|_|_ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    It totally could be

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Done. If I find the other alts I'll add them too.

    [–]Computer_NameI actually do get paid for this. 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    /u/duckvimes_ is like the Sherlock Holmes of alt-sleuthing.

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yes he is.

    [–]BoltingUpSince91 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    /u/youfuckingslaves

    Another flat earth nut

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yes, definitely.

    [–]ArmandTanzarianMusic 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Is Flytape still a mod? I thought he left after some drama a few months back.

    [–][deleted] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    He came back immediately. It was awkward because about half of /r/conspiracy badmouthed him when he was de-moded.

    [–]last-friday 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    about half of /r/conspiracy him

    I think you may have accidentally a verb there.

    [–]Computer_NameI actually do get paid for this. 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    NSA must have deleted the offending content.

    [–]FacehammerCOINTELBRO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    /u/cpkdoc is the toppest of top minds in quality, if not in quantity any more.

    It's a real shame. There was never a conspiracy theory that was too nutty, nor a snake-oil medicine that was too obviously stupid and dangerous, for him to swallow it whole. The constant teeth-grinding rage was just the icing on the cake.

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Where on the list should I put him? Also, you wouldn't happen to have any links to some of the better stuff he said would you?

    [–]FacehammerCOINTELBRO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    If he still posted regularly, he would be right at home in the top of the field. Since he doesn't though, he belongs in the mid-level ranks.

    I rounded up some choice quotes here a whole 2 years ago. You'll be pleased to know he hasn't changed one iota. Honestly, just go to his profile. There is hardly a single post that doesn't radiate that smug insanity we all so love. Give your scroll wheel a big push down, and I guarantee you'll strike comedy gold wherever you land.

    E: TL;DR: A guy who cites the fucking Black Death as an example of why we don't need vaccines.

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Done and done. Thanks.

    [–][deleted] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Letshackreality is the toppest of top minds. Dude took hallucinogens and thinks he is the deepest fucker on the web

    [–][deleted] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Does it really help to create a leader board like this?

    [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't think it matters one way or another. Just for fun.

    [–][deleted] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This seems a bad idea. Singling out people like this....

    [–]SepulchxrTop Cunt of Reddit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Other meta subs have done this sort of thing before. The Top Minds will report it for sure, but I'm sure that the admins are spammed with those against our sub all of the time.

    We done have anything to worry about, we aren't breaking any site wide rules. Just don't vote in linked threads or the Top Mind's linked post history.

    [–]oldandgreat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Anyone remember that guy in /r/conspiratard who came in with the question would you listen to what i have to say if you would be open for it or something like that.

    He was writing really weird, never answering really and just talked about mini nukes or something else that evaporated the towers.

    Thread was close to a thousand comments, i even talked with him, guy was absolutely nuts. I think he deleted his account, would be glad if someone remember that thread.

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      [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S,M] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I added him to the list. Good work shill.

      I'm going to remove this comment simply so no one tries bitching about the www links not being .np links.

      I included three of the best examples you gave me in his description.

      Thanks for suggesting this guy. I didn't even know he existed.

      [–]RubyCodpieceDISINFOCOINTELPRO division Supervisor 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Forgot about the NP. Thanks for including it!

      [–]NewJerseyFreakshowDelivery Driver for Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Thanks for pointing it out. I got a few giggles from reading all that.