True story, I was once a blue pill'd cuck. I blame my mother. Treated every girl like an entitled princess, at considerable expense to myself both financially and, far more importantly, in the sands of time.

Anyway, I dated a girl for almost 4 years. Here's a story I will never forget. It was her 23rd birthday. I had the luxury of working from home and on my own time, and so I made sure that, in addition to a Louis Vuitton coin purse I bought her, I showed up at her work (she's a secretary) with surprise gifts. I bought her her favorite chocolates. I went to her work place and, unable to get to her directly, left them with the bellman, who hand delivered her the chocolates and a card.

Well, I also just so happened to be served with a lawsuit from an ex-associate of mine that morning (I ended up getting it dismissed, with prejudice, pro se, etc). In some respects, my worst fears were realized as I knew there was a good chance it was coming. And it happened to come on her birthday no less! But that didn't stop me from going out of my way that afternoon for her.

We went to a fancy dinner. I gave her the coin purse, underplaying the notice of service I received so as not to detract from her 'special day.'

She ordered some $18 cocktail, it wasn't any good for her. She was grateful for the gifts, but pouting.

What's wrong sweetheart? "You didn't bring me flowers at work today."

I just about lost my shit, right there in the restaurant. You see, given the time constraint of being served and also having to work like a normal human being, I had to make a choice between flowers and her chocolates. History had shown that any flowers I had previously bought for her were always to be left at my apartment, wilting in a corner. She never neglected scotch-mellows, though. So I made what I thought was the rational decision.

When I got heated with her she came back doubly as hot, spouting off at one point that she hoped I lost the lawsuit, and that I ruined her birthday by causing a 'scene' in the restaurant, when in reality she was the unappreciative totally detached from reality instigator.

We have not been together for almost 6 months now. I moved to a different state. I am working on my magnum opus. This sub has been a hilarious dose of reality and has helped me craft my current state of mind. I don't even look back at ass in yoga pants anymore. They have nothing on me.