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/r/Incels "Please note that I'm begging for it." (imgur.com)

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[–]workingmansdead1 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Holy fuck

[–]ThrowStark 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that's the closest thing to a fuck that that guy will have.

[–]Ombortron 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I appreciate the direct approach he took. It's efficient, cuts out the bullshit. Almost professional. Almost. She can say yes or no, and then he'll be bummed.

[–]KevinOwensFan1995 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It IS kind of appreciated he didn't try to get "romantic". I appreciate the directness.

[–]SMT_YHVHPRAISE MY NAME! 127 ポイント128 ポイント  (7子コメント)

This is sad, even for that sub.

[–]benaugustine 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm pretty sure that's about par for the course

[–]Somali_Imhotep 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (5子コメント)

i was shocked when i first discovered r/incel and their view of women and the desperation these guys feel. One guy begged his sister to fuck him like wtf is with these ppl. Im an 18 year old virgin and even im not that desperate

[–]D4rthLink 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

18 really isn't even that old to be a virgin. I feel like a lot of people I know were virgins until 18-20

[–]nykirnsu 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't know how universal this is, but a read a stat a few years ago that said only about half of all 18-year-olds have had sex. You might not be a chad, but you're not exactly in pitiable territory yet.

[–]Hrotiz 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a 22 year old virgin and idgaf

[–]JessieJ577 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a 20 year old virgin and I'm not even that desperate

[–]BoxMacLeod 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Took me until 29 to lose mine.

[–]indewater 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Oh boy oh boy, I didn't know that sub yet, what a pleasant surprise

[–]ruinyourjokes 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (14子コメント)

It's really bad over there

[–]indewater 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (13子コメント)

20 minutes later and I have no idea if those guys are trolling or not

[–]piratesas 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Very emphatically not

[–]Gruselbauer 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I must encourage you to troll them, though. It's like an addiction for me.

[–]SMT_YHVHPRAISE MY NAME! 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Someone compared it to heroin coated candy.

[–]Gruselbauer 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was also me.

[–]PortenousAugury 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Does anybody remember governmentgetsgfs or whatever? That guy from eastern europe some place? He used to show up in SRD threads a lot. It seems like they picked up a lot of his terms. That's probably bad, huh?

[–]TRIPEL_HOP_OR_GTFO 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think he was Italian but yeah he was properly fucked in the head.

[–]OnechordbassistSluttiest neckbeard you know. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah. Slovakian or something.

[–]Argonov 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I got banned for it. Was kinda trying to get banned though.

[–]Gruselbauer 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They ban quickly. I don't think I want to make an effort to get into Truecels for fear of mental contamination, though :/

[–]WindamEarle 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Incels" don't have the self-awareness to do satire.

[–]walmartsucksmassived 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Definitely not. It's the most pathetic display of narcissism I've ever seen in my life.

[–]Parrotherb 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Narcissm paired with abysmal low self-esteem. A dangerous combination, this is why school shootings are happening.

[–]sobson91 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i thought they were too, unless i started visiting more frequently.
im pretty sure its serious

[–]cardboardtube_knight 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you in for a treat? I call it my little bitter boy zoo.

[–]WindamEarle 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (49子コメント)

And for saying something that disturbs the bitter, hate-filled circle-jerking echo chamber that is r/incels, blue was promptly banned.

[–]Skakul[S] 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beautiful.

[–]UnbowedUncucked 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's the thing, whenever "normie" girls go over there to "give them advice", their response is always pretty much:

We don't want advice, you have the power to have sex with us and free us from inceldom so why don't you just do that?

[–]Mechanical-one 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the smart reply being of course

because as you are now you are about as appealing to a woman as the love of her life slowly dying of cancer before their eyes.

[–]Mechanical-one 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lets be real, it was because it was a woman. They HATE women like hitler hated jews. They hate women like sensible people hate bronies.

[–]dtrust 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Sorry, but what the heck is an "incel"?

[–]Smarticles2415 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's short for "involuntary celibate", but it's a terrible community where guys have pity parties about how lonely they are.

[–]Mechanical-one 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

and circle jerk about how hot 12 year olds are.

[–]dtrust 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i see. thx.

[–]WindamEarle 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys who are really bitter about the fact that they can't get laid but can't take a look in the mirror and realize the reason why, a creep with a shitty personality, is staring back at them so they blame everyone and everything else instead.

[–]Mah_Young_Buck 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Incel is to neckbeards as "race realist" is to Stormfront posters

[–]pr1m3r3dd1tor 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I just went to that sub to check it out after reading some of the comments here. Please tell me that there are not actually people that fucking deluded walking around in the world? Please note that I am asking in a gentlemanly fashion. No offense intended.

[–]sh9jscg 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

With justneckbeardthings, iamverysmart and incels subs

Ive realized how good my life is and how much i like hugging my friends for not being total stump heads.

[–]Mechanical-one 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude they are absolutely real. If they even suspect youre trolling they ban you immediately without warning. and I promise you you saw only the tip of the iceberg, they are like advanced redpills.

[–]BlueSignRedLight 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You think that's bad? I think this is like their third sub after earlier ones were permabanned for the shit that they write. Honestly, that place is addictive to read so I wish they would stop doing shit to get themselves banned.

[–]mannotron 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Surely linking shit from that sub is just cheating, holy lord.

[–]Skakul[S] 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I feel it isn't. Win/Win raise awareness and get Karma.

Also, my name isn't Shirley.

[–]TrashTierZarya 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

[–]Mechanical-one 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like thats a joke that only works when spoken.

[–]WdnSpoon 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Women ONLY want ONE Type of Man (self.Incels) Tall, muscular (preferably white), model face, nice hair and hairline, big dick, extroverted, exciting, high social status, adventurous. With money being a bonus. If u dont have most or all of the above then women DONT WANT YOU.

Yeah, this sub could just forward to /r/incels.

[–]Mechanical-one 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, as an overweight guy currently working a dead end job but striving for a better life I have been married and just got out of a different relationship.

Anyone can get women just dont be an asshole. The women Ive dated all say one very similar thing about me. that I am genuinely a kind person. I don't see it but then I have crippling depression so who knows.

[–]ItsMikeMaine101st Neckanized Beardantry 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

U wot m8?

[–]ausbon 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Do they have any commentary about people in other subs linking them and saying stuff like this? I would love to see their reactions.

[–]piratesas 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

They don't like attention from other subs because (surprise, surprise) they get a lot of hate and brigading from other subs.

[–]ausbon 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I figured that. I just wondered if they had any written discomfort.

[–]BlueSignRedLight 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you lurk for a few weeks you'll see it, but it commonly gets deleted quickly.

[–]ThreeWolfMoon-Kin 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good. They deserve every hate directed to them.

[–]imaterriblelurker 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They've been linked to r/drama and r/subredditdrama so many times that it is now potato level. Some subs have banned r/incel posts.

The degenerated fuck faces in incel subs want us "normies" to die. I sometimes comment that they should kys. Just don't pull an Elliot. And if you do, maybe for once target a politician that voted for cutting your parents off?

Oh, also, try getting some friends first. Btw. This only works if you are not fat.

[–]ausbon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh wow. What's an Elliot? I've seen that name mentioned before.

[–]Mah_Young_Buck 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]ThetaD8iu 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That dude's flair, it's been here a few times. What a fucking scuzzo.

You know what? I know why this shit happens. No one has ever beaten their asses.

[–]nykirnsu 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

All things considered this sounds like an improvement for someone on that sub. At least he's trying (even if he's still failing).

[–]Mechanical-one 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Most of their "trying" is creepily staring at hot chicks in public and then crying and acting like a victim when the girl they creeped on doesnt immediately drop to her knees and begin pleasing him.

[–]nykirnsu 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And this guy's actually asking - even if he is asking on Reddit of all places. See, that's already an improvement right there.

[–]Mechanical-one 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Asking anonymously isnt improving. Its just going to feed his bias when she doesnt respond.

Oh look at that whore didnt want to fuck me but fucks everyone else how dare she turn me down.

Its the cycle these fuck wits always go through.

[–]mulligun 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And now he's in this thread defending himself.

[–]Skakul[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Happens quite often. Damnedest thing, too.

Makes it a bit more satisfying.

[–]Gruselbauer 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I troll these guys with the giggly excitement of the teenage girls they don't get. Such fun.

[–]SkepticalMuffin 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like you are actually just a teenage girl.

[–]Teddyismydawg 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lololol Chad literally means normal dude who likes to have fun and has confidence. The whole incel sub is reddit cancer.

[–]SkepticalMuffin 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been sitting here for a good few minutes trying to come up with something funny to say about this but I can't.

[–]Mechanical-one 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a fucking idiot.

[–]TheGlitterBand 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

These guys must have off the charts sex drives. I cant imagine ever being that desperate, even if I was incel.

[–]alienkreeper 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a combination of feelings towards this subreddit. It's a combination of almost wanting to feel sorry for these people, creeped out by the way they thing, and a huge desire to want to stay away from them IRL.