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[–]zeshtorm 2525 ポイント2526 ポイント  (382子コメント)

Remember when the highest upvoted post you saw in a week had 5000 points?

EDIT: For those that are just getting to this post and are confused, when I posted this comment the OP was over 21,000 points. Yes, I know it currently says 11,000 total votes. As many people replied to me, reddit's algorithms fudge the votes in interesting ways to try to keep the front page changing.

EDIT 2: Yes ladies and gents, I know where it's at now. Insane.

[–]Argosy37 846 ポイント847 ポイント  (199子コメント)

Seriously, it's at 19K now?! I'm posting here just to make history.

[–]zeshtorm 476 ポイント477 ポイント  (83子コメント)

This is like the 5th post I've seen in a week over 10K. Reddit is either bigger than ever, or hive-mindier than ever. Or, more likely, both.

Oh, and don't get me wrong, this is a great post; I upvoted too.

[–]mavajo 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is insane. I had to do a double take. Assuming no algorithm trickery, this thing is already slated to be top 10 all time.

Edit: And the algorithm trickery has kicked in. It's dropped below 13k now and plummeting.

[–]GetThatNoiseOuttaHer 102 ポイント103 ポイント  (33子コメント)

This has to be one of the highest rated posts of all-time. I don't remember the last time I saw a post with over 20k.

[–]Thenno 180 ポイント181 ポイント  (14子コメント)

I checked because I was sure it would be top post of all time with 20k +. Turns out the highest rated reddit thread of all time is a Star Wars fan theory of Jar-Jar Binks being a Sith with 66k.

edit: apparently reddit is messing around with the upvote-system because now the top rated post of all time is Obama's AMA. Too bad really.

[–]Trek_The_Stars 3067 ポイント3068 ポイント  (79子コメント)

Nice watermark PP. Clever.

[–]deepvoicefluttershy 621 ポイント622 ポイント  (63子コメント)

After reading your comment I watched it like 6 more times and I still don't see it. Where is it?

[–]european_impostor 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I guess he's referring to the dialogue where Starlord says "Hey PP, Nobody cares"

[–]BrahmsLullaby 16.2k ポイント16.2k ポイント  (294子コメント)

The mirrored text brought this to a different level.

[–]Omnipotent_Goose 6259 ポイント6260 ポイント  (188子コメント)

It says, "We gotta make him a real Redditor!" for anyone wondering.

[–]pubeINyourSOUP 3051 ポイント3052 ポイント  (61子コメント)

Yes and the few frames before it says something about "use it correctly". Really well done.

[–]poopellar 1035 ポイント1036 ポイント  (59子コメント)

Top notch stuff.

[–]Rickmundo 2094 ポイント2095 ポイント  (56子コメント)

High quality stuff.

(I love free karma too)

Edit: this was ironic.

[–]J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 851 ポイント852 ポイント  (33子コメント)

/r/HighQualityGifs is leaking

[–]DoctorSteve 325 ポイント326 ポイント  (124子コメント)

Which confuses me because the gif ends saying "He'll fit in fine here". So is /u/iH8myPP saying that most of Reddit aren't real Redditors? I just want to be clear on the meaning behind it.

[–]Omnipotent_Goose 813 ポイント814 ポイント  (82子コメント)

Everyone on reddit is a bot except you.

[–]neoKushan 434 ポイント435 ポイント  (39子コメント)

I AM DEFINITELY NOT A BOT, FELLOW HUMANOID.

[–]RhynoD 362 ポイント363 ポイント  (25子コメント)

HA HA THE JOKE IS HUMOROUS FELLOW REDDIT HUMAN. LET US LAUGH TOGETHER AT THE JOKE WHICH IS NOT TRUE WHICH IS WHY IT IS FUNNY.

[–]Mugut 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Yeah, he is saying that, and is true that many times repost reach front page. But I don't know if he is mocking those who upvote reposts, those who take that fact too seriously or both.

[–]ProfessionalCheese 100 ポイント101 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But I don't know if he is mocking those who upvote reposts, those who take that fact too seriously or both.

Exactly. Classic reddit.

[–]Dougler_9000 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Most redditors upvote what they like whether it's a repost or not. The "real redditors" bit is a no true scottsman fallacy.

[–]PartyRooster 397 ポイント398 ポイント  (47子コメント)

If you like this check out r/highqualitygifs

[–]J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 782 ポイント783 ポイント  (33子コメント)

[–]tonybaby 244 ポイント245 ポイント  (22子コメント)

Thanks for the shout-out, and sorry for the shameless plug but we're having a team gif maker's competition over on /r/TeamGifBattles the seeding thread just opened for voting today come see what we can do

[–]disconnectivity 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (14子コメント)

I can't see that because it's so high fucking quality it broke my phone and Xfinity just cancelled my service for hogging all available bandwidth within 50 miles.

[–]phatassgato 21.3k ポイント21.3k ポイント  (255子コメント)

Can't wait to upvote this 17 different times later this week.

[–]PizzusChrist 4065 ポイント4066 ポイント  (114子コメント)

And even more next year.

[–]SaintVanilla 2496 ポイント2497 ポイント  (97子コメント)

"I made this!"

[–][削除されました]  (60子コメント)

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    [–]Goose_Dies 582 ポイント583 ポイント  (57子コメント)

    We all did it!

    [–]HermitDelirus 573 ポイント574 ポイント  (52子コメント)

    We did it reddit?

    [–]Edzeo 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I think this is one of those gifs that will get reposted for years.

    [–]H_n_m_n 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Probably they will link a np to this.

    Hi there, people from the future! Sorry to see you still have to deal with reposts :(

    Best of luck from 2016.

    [–]VexedMackerel 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Pretty sure this'll be reposted even after Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

    [–]mhab23 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I can't wait to say ^ and get upvoted to gold later this week

    [–]mrshatnertoyou 4746 ポイント4747 ポイント  (103子コメント)

    [–]KamikazePants 763 ポイント764 ポイント  (96子コメント)

    What is this from, I know it but can't remember.

    [–]zdenko1 1276 ポイント1277 ポイント  (63子コメント)

    I think it's the Wolf of Wall Street

    [–]Gozerblight 2250 ポイント2251 ポイント  (56子コメント)

    Nope, it's the spinoff, Airwolf of Wall Street.

    [–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 443 ポイント444 ポイント  (30子コメント)

    We need a Jan Michael Vincent to HQG right away!

    [–]himmelkrieg 128 ポイント129 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    I need a ... GOD-DAMN ... Jan Michael Vincent over here!

    [–]blittz 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    There's only enough time for a Jan Michael Vincent to make it to.. a quadrant. He can't be in two quadrants at once.

    [–]DrNick2012 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I refuse to sign an order allowing more than...8....Jan Michael vincents

    [–]mafian911 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This JAN-uary, you better MICHEAL DOWN YOUR VINCENTS.

    [–]Jake_the_Snake88 2030 ポイント2031 ポイント  (31子コメント)

    [–]Deemaunik 2180 ポイント2181 ポイント  (290子コメント)

    I didn't realize how much I missed Groot until now.

    [–]ccbuddyrider 826 ポイント827 ポイント  (280子コメント)

    I'm still a bit confused, is Baby Groot the same Groot but a new spawn? Or did the OG Groot die and this is sapling is sort of his son?

    [–]beaujangles727 1422 ポイント1423 ポイント  (206子コメント)

    IIRC from the comics, its a new groot but he retains all his memories from past groots.

    [–]LavenderGoomes 1061 ポイント1062 ポイント  (159子コメント)

    So it's old groot?

    [–]Geminidragonx2d 2073 ポイント2074 ポイント  (27子コメント)

    Avatar Groot. The last tree bender.

    [–]mikeash 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Let's not get all philosophical about it. I just want to watch a talking tree blow shit up real good with his sarcastic raccoon friend.

    [–]DucksOnduckOnDucks 319 ポイント320 ポイント  (95子コメント)

    Oh boy you just accidentally stumbled upon a pretty interesting philosophical question of identity theory, Locke would tell you it's old groot, but many people, myself included (as if I'm even half the philosopher Locke was and my opinion matters at all), disagree.

    It's all about whether you believe bodily continuity is an important facet of identity. Locke says the thing that makes you you is solely the fact that you have a continuous stream of memories that connect current you to past you. Obviously this brings into play the pretty interesting extreme case to consider of having something like a brain transplant into another body, or dying and moving on to some sort of afterlife. Are you really still you in either of these cases? There's lots of great reading to be done on the subject to help you decide!

    Edit: this comment ended up being submitted like four times so I deleted three of them. Never deleted a comment before so I'm not sure exactly what will happen but I thought it was worth a mention

    [–]boogersrus 128 ポイント129 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Locke also says "Don't tell me what I can't do."

    [–]Tischlampe 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    First I opposed his theory about the identity thing but from your quote I see how brilliant this man is. Locke is right.

    [–]doureallycare 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (45子コメント)

    What about sleeping ? Are you a new "you" everytime you go to sleep and wake up ?

    [–]DucksOnduckOnDucks 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (38子コメント)

    Great question! Locke's argument here is that while you're sleeping you actually don't exist at all. Obviously what this means is a little confusing, someone can clearly observe you sleeping and even film you sleeping and show you afterwards to prove that you "existed" while sleeping. But the concept of what it means for you to exist is a little more complicated than that. Certainly you wouldn't argue that you exist when you're dead because your corpse hasn't completely rotted away. So are you really yourself in a state of non-consciousness like sleeping? It's a difficult idea to wrestle with.

    As far as being a new you when you wake up, the memory theory idea of the self says when you wake up as long as you remember being you before you fell asleep you're still the same you, you just weren't you while you were asleep.

    If this is something you find interesting I'd recommend reading chapter XXVII of Locke's An Essay Concerning Human Understanding titled: Of Identity and Diversity. Locke's English is a little hard to follow and it's kind of dense but pretty interesting.

    Memory Theory in some form or another is a really widely accepted identity theory among philosophers but some really great philosophers have other ideas as well. If you're interested in something a little different you could check out David Hume's A Treatise of Human Nature this is a big book and there's a specific chapter I think towards the end that is relevant to identity theory where he essentially argues there is no concrete "self." It's worth checking out but I can't recall exactly which chapter it is.

    [–]pazimpanet 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Well that depends. Who are you? Are you a physical body, a personality and memories, or a combination of both? If you're mind was transferred into a new body would it still be you? I once saw a documentary that dealt with this by Robert Schneider called "the hot chick." I recommend you check it out. The chick from the notebook is in it.

    [–]Prophecy07 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Yes and no. Gotta remember he's a plant. He's a new shoot from the same roots. Or a cutting, maybe. Same plant, but also a new plant. It makes perfect sense in my head.

    [–]farceur318 171 ポイント172 ポイント  (29子コメント)

    In the comics, it's the former. He can regrow from a single twig, and from context (Conversations with Rocket, mainly) it seems like he maintains all of his former memories when he does this.

    [–]zeekaran 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (25子コメント)

    Doesn't that mean he might have clones everywhere and not know it?

    [–]mattheiney 330 ポイント331 ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Like an NBA player.

    [–]snatchenvy 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Ohh, they know it. Their baby's momma lets them know it or else they don't get any money from getting pregnant on purpose to get the money. NINE women didn't get pregnant from Calvin Murphy FOURTEEN times because they were fans.

    edit: just to be clear, Calvin Murphy has 14 children from 9 different women. NOT 14 kids each from 9 women giving him a grand total of 126 kids.

    [–]Raziel66 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Jesus, why wouldn't you get a Vasectomy after the first couple of kids?

    Edit: I mean, unless they weren't surprises...then... good for him if that's what he was shooting for

    [–]Karma_Redeemed 97 ポイント98 ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Iirc, in the comics, he's basically able to regenerate from a single twig, so it'd be the same one. However in the comics the process is only supposed to take a few hours or so, and it appears to be taking substantially longer in the movie-verse, so it might be more of a sapling sort of situation.

    [–]1x10forever 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (14子コメント)

    Eh, do we know for sure that vol 2 takes place more than a few hours after the first one? I haven't seen anything to suggest a significant amount of time has passed.

    [–]Nitsirt 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Yeah we don't know how long it's been. Though I hope they change things for the movie. Baby Groot is an adorable character, and fans would be bummed if he fully "grew up" pretty early in the film

    [–]Quiziromastaroh 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I read another redditor comment that James Gunn confirmed this is a new groot but I'm too lazy to go look it up for you.

    [–]Yer_Boiiiiii 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Saddest part of a hero movie

    [–]iH8myPP[S] 1459 ポイント1460 ポイント  (41子コメント)

    Source: Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (Trailer)

    [–]Goose_Dies 543 ポイント544 ポイント  (20子コメント)

    I thought it was an ad for tape.

    [–]ArchDucky 244 ポイント245 ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Nobody had tape. If Star Lord said, "I always carry Duct Tape from 3M. Its the best tape in the galaxy!" then it would be an ad for tape.

    [–]KHFanboy 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Why do you hate your PP?

    [–]Why_Eye_En 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    From iH8myPP's imgur bio:

    A while ago, we started potty training our little daughter, a two-year-old girl. Just before bedtime, I told her she had to go pee pee in the potty before she went to sleep. She got angry over having to go to sleep and stomped away screaming, "I hate my pee pee!" It made me laugh so hard that I used it as my name for a while. Later, people started to know my gifs by the user, so I won't change it now.

    [–]TheOnlyAccount 1204 ポイント1205 ポイント  (47子コメント)

    I am UpGroot!

    [–]-SandorClegane- 216 ポイント217 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Great job, OP.

    I can't wait to see how may reposts this gets with your watermark.

    [–]Hullabalooga 843 ポイント844 ポイント  (55子コメント)

    [–]babywhiz 174 ポイント175 ポイント  (37子コメント)

    I don't think I have ever seen a post with 17k+ upvotes...which is what this has at the time of this post.

    Edit: several (6) hours later it's down to 9537

    [–]bmwill1983 100 ポイント101 ポイント  (32子コメント)

    Above 20k now!

    [–]jimofwales 83 ポイント84 ポイント  (28子コメント)

    One of the highest I've seen in my 9yrs of Redditing.

    Also, what am I doing with my life.

    [–]Domida 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (15子コメント)

    check it again in a few hours. reddits algorithm will probably put it back down to 10-15k

    [–]ABTechie 603 ポイント604 ポイント  (35子コメント)

    Reposts help people who missed the content the first time get a chance to see it. What we need are reposts that give credit to the original posts. Give credit where credit is due.

    [–]Solariis 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Why are people so hesitant and afraid to give OP credit in their reposts anyway? Do they think that will reduce their karma somehow?

    [–]Stef-fa-fa 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Hey I know that username - haven't seen you outside of Imgur before!

    [–]b_e_a_n_i_e 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (15子コメント)

    Has the karma scoring system changed? That's the highest upvoted post I've ever seen - 19,698 just now!

    E: passed 20k http://imgur.com/GDfKHQT

    [–]triBaL_Reaper 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (12子コメント)

    How'd this go from 22k upvotes down to 15k upvotes??

    [–]rain_bowe_moon_mouse 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I can already see it now ... r/memeeconomy - "invest now in lil groot - 'I made this'!!!"

    [–]MotoCanuck 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    lol love this. Can't wait for the movie. Tiny Groot reminds me of a SackBoy :D

    [–]rombreaker 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What's with the 4,000 downvotes in the last few hours

    [–]SabbitRex 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    What. Didnt this have like 19000 upvotes? How come its at 7000 now?

    [–]stbernardus 237 ポイント238 ポイント  (31子コメント)

    I've got a sneaking suspicion this is a repost...but I'll upvote it anyways

    [–]lilyth88 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Baby Groot is the cutest.

    [–]ap18 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    is this the original or did i upvote a copy/paste?

    [–]microimperetive 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Holy fuck this went from 20000 upvotes to only 12000!

    [–]PlsNerfVayne 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Can someone explain why posts upvotes go down so much over like a couple hours? This was at 21k + earlier, and is now at 10k.

    [–]Curry_Power 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Saw this at 20,000 upvotes and now it's at 9,000 :( does anyone know where it peaked?

    [–]djbeardo 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Stupid question: How are people making the captions float with the movement in the frame? Is it a plugin for after effects or something?

    [–]Dyllbert 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't know if I have ever seen something with so many upvotes on the front page

    [–]jrf1234 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Why is this post losing upvotes like wildfire?

    [–]Reign_Wilson 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    I like reposts. It's sometimes fun to see a raccoon lose his cotton candy or a kangaroo get punched by an Aussie or a comic of a dog finding out he's a good boy.

    [–]ccooffee 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Plus not everyone sees all posts. I don't know how many times I've seen something cool for the first time only to see the comments are flooded with people complaining how many times it's been reposted.

    [–]yuwesley 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wow this is some next level shit, nice work man

    [–]FondSteam39 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This is reddit history happening right here. And I wanna he part of it.

    [–]eclipse60 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    This has gone from 21000 upvotes, to 17000, now it's at 11000

    [–]iH8myPP[S] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I have no words to describe my reaction when I woke up this morning and saw this. All I can say is, "Thank you!"