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[–]Br0kenKeyb0ard 2052 ポイント2053 ポイント  (81子コメント)

"WHAT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY CA—oh that's neat"

[–]kayonesoft 1071 ポイント1072 ポイント  (62子コメント)

"That's neat and all but we really need to go home now..."

[–]SettleDownButtercup 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Look, I have to go. My son is late for soccer practice, and I need to get home to take the roast out of the oven."

[–]Open_To_Suggestions_ 645 ポイント646 ポイント  (55子コメント)

... after we stop by the carwash to wash this religious bullshit off of our vehicle.

[–]lng5 148 ポイント149 ポイント  (31子コメント)

The owner of that car wouldn't wash it off and would probably love it judging by their decal in the bottom left of their window.

[–]Jan_Michael__Vincent 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (13子コメント)

I'd take a photo, and then wash it off

[–]Hahahahahahai 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (10子コメント)

I'd take a photo, upload it to 9gag, put some emojis on it, etc.

[–]tesla123456 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I'd polyurethane it to preserve it, bust out the rear windshield, frame it and put it in my garage. Call insurance and tell them someone stole my rear window.

[–]fuckyourcooch [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Shit I'm atheist and I would leave that on there as long as possible.

[–]rchlebek1 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm unable to figure out what the decal is

[–]expiresinapril 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Looks like a jesus fish in a wine glass holding a lasoo.

[–]yfferin 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Looks like a rosary

[–]JudWylie 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

no, it's Jesus fishing.... with a rosary.... in glass of wine

[–]lng5 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Looks like Mary above a rosary

[–]marzipanrose [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I don't even understand what it's a decal of. I'm just going to assume it's a Diva Cup they love natural ways of dealing with their period.

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    [–]Amac1414 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Dude I'm not even religious and I'd leave it as long as possible after taking several pictures. I was in awe of the skill required to do that.

    [–]Fatal510 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    It's still art and skill.

    [–]mrc_13 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Think he was just making a little goof... Not demeaning the artists work.

    [–]Jan_Michael__Vincent 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    He was being sarcastic. Art is art. The meaning to that art can be different for each viewer. What I saw was Jesus trying to have a nice meal while his friends go crazy off his homemade brew. Another person may see something different, but idk.

    [–]Drummond10 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Relax bud

    [–]AdonVodka 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Damn. Careful, you almost cut me with that edge of yours.

    [–]codymonsoon2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    BRUH THEY MEXICANS THEY AINT GONNA WASH JESUS OFF THE CAR

    [–]arl489 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Lmfao

    [–]Ruueee [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    It's the fucking last supper. Are you gonna go to Italy and complain about the Sistine chapel?

    [–]ForceBlade 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Found the /r/atheist

    [–]EyntaxSrror [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    it's not necessarily religious

    [–]coconut311oil 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Found this thread's last supper denier.

    [–]Mecha_Derp [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    You dropped your fedora bud

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      [–]TravelinJebus [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

      That's neat... but I'm Jewish

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        [–]ShinjoB 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Seems like he should have done this on a Honda Pilate.

        [–]uniqname99 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        "IS THAT A DIC- ARE YOU DRAWING A FUCKING D- Oh Judas"

        [–]Pun_In_Ten_Did [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        "Hey, who the fuck to you think you are?!!"

        "It's-a me, Leonardo Da Vinci Dirti."

        [–]Matika7 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Would've been cool if they show the owner of the car coming back and seeing the work of art.

        [–]slurpeee76 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        did anyone else read that in the South Park on-the-scene reporter's voice?

        [–]NINEMENINOD 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (7子コメント)

        Irrelevant to me. Do that shit on your own car.

        [–]ihamsa 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        The funny thing is, it is his car.

        [–]MasterFubar 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Of course it is. Would he risk the owner erasing two hours of drawing in a second? That wiper blade there, it exists for a reason.

        [–]xixi2 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I'm gonna go ahead and say the permanence of his creation is not a concern. Much like Sand Mandala, playing card houses, and ice sculptures.

        But no - he wouldn't risk someone coming along and going "what in the F I gotta go back to work!"

        [–]imlucid 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You sound like such a grumpy old man holy shit, I can smell your butterscotch candies through my screen

        [–]pinky_blues 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Irreverent

        FTFY

        [–]i_h8_spiders2 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Grumpy Gus over here!

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            [–]Omnipotent_Goose 2697 ポイント2698 ポイント  (55子コメント)

            I think I would have went with The Starry Night. I've always wanted a minivan Gogh.

            [–]CrimsonPig 1035 ポイント1036 ポイント  (38子コメント)

            Here you Gogh.

            [–]suprdry 183 ポイント184 ポイント  (6子コメント)

            look at that Van Gogh van go

            [–]connormantoast 163 ポイント164 ポイント  (22子コメント)

            Ear is a good reason why Reddit is useful

            [–]FemtoG 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (21子コメント)

            hey guys

            guys

            what if

            hey guys

            what if

            Van Gogh's male lover had a ear fetish

            and and

            cutting off the ear

            allowed them to

            [–]iamthatguyyknow 154 ポイント155 ポイント  (12子コメント)

            Spanish Inquisition

            [–]Cyberpikey 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Make lobe?

            [–]HonaSmith 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Earjaculate?

            [–]Jimak47 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Have Aural sex?

            [–]imlost19 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            ear fuck

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              [–]AmbrosioBembo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              http://cdn.cultofmac.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Scott_Wade_dirty_car006.jpg

              [–]Fr4t 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              /r/retiredjpg

              [–]Letchworth [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

              That made me Jack Black Laugh.

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                [–]ButtSexington3rd 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                Take your upvote and fuck off.

                [–]AsthmaticMechanic 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I think we should stick with the theme of the Savior snacking, in which case I want Supper at Emmaus on my Car-avaggio.

                [–]yourgonnaluvme 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                you bastard have an up vote

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                  [–]TooShiftyForYou 623 ポイント624 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                  Accidentally hits rear wiper button

                  [–]lazy_rage 370 ポイント371 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                  Jesus!

                  [–]LogLadysLogSpeaks 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  The Last Last Supper was thus decommissioned.

                  [–]connormantoast 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.

                  [–]sho_kosugi 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I don't know why this is the thing that gave me the most uncontrollable laugh on reddit today (so far)

                  [–]pukotoshana_murkals 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Wiped for our sins.

                  [–]Jan_Michael__Vincent 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Guess we gotta wait 2000+ years for Jesus to come back again

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                    [–]_then 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                    i was praying for it to wipe it off at the end

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                      [–]StuffyUnicorn 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      I'm a bigger fan of Leonardo's other famous paintings, like The "Dirtuvian Van"

                      [–]bsurfn2day 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I find his "Monterolisa" sublime.

                      [–]WestCoastPiper [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      I like Raphael's "The School of Audi"

                      [–]cgmacleo 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      A gif that leaves ample time to appreciate the final product, AND provides multiple angles?

                      Thanks Santa.

                      [–]mistere213 129 ポイント130 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                      And on the third day, the dust simply rose again.

                      [–]Joey_Tulo 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                      in fulfillment of the scriptures.

                      [–]selfsearched 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                      I believe in God the father,

                      [–]sounds_n_stuff [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

                      The Almighty, maker of heaven and earth.
                      (wow, I still remember this shit.)

                      [–]jakebot9000 [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

                      We changed it a couple years ago, so be careful when Grandma makes you attend Christmas mass

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                        [–]misinterpreddit 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        Leonardo da Vinschreen

                        [–]SlimJones123[S] 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                        Artist is Rob the Original https://www.instagram.com/robtheoriginal/

                        [–]digitalhate 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        But that's a reproduction. You cant trust anyone these days...

                        [–]Uniko_Servin 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        Pica Pica in the background must be in San Antonio.

                        [–]toan55 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I thought it was a work of Art.

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                          [–]Orphan_Babies 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          The ultimate "Wash Me" message.

                          [–]AnomalyDefected 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          I dunno. If the owner wasn't going to wash it before, surely he'd be reluctant to now.

                          [–]whatinthebluef___ 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Wash it now and you'll go to Hell. Great.

                          [–]mrshatnertoyou 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I like this one by Scott Wade

                          [–]Grippler 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I'm really disappointed someone didn't turn on the wiper just as he finished...

                          [–]Gosco_S 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I'd take it to a carwash and yell "Don't wash the back window!"

                          [–]koteckij12 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I was hoping someone was going to splash a bucket of water on it at the end.

                          [–]OllieSDdog 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          And on the seventh day it rained

                          [–]GourmetTwinkies 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          I prefer the haircut of it.

                          [–]Pathfinder24 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Making man from dust was real after all.

                          [–]IT_dood 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Amazing!

                          ...though I would have found a car without a rear wiperblade. You know, because shit happens.

                          [–]JakesFlannel [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                          Is nobody going to point out that that persons window is probably all scratched up now from him rubbing the salty and sandy dust into the glass?

                          [–]PotentialNinja [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Yeah why did I have to scroll down so far to see this. This definitely is not good for the glass.

                          [–]Lex_Ambr [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Back in school. There use to be this giant van that was always dirty and everyone would draw on the side. Mostly dicks. I draw dinosaurs and barbarians, but there was that one brat that wipe their hand on your work and go "WHOOPS...I slipped" while laughing back to their mates.

                          Fuck that kid.

                          [–]I_Flick_Boogers 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Nissan? Looks more like a Christler

                          [–]manachar 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          I find it interesting how much The Last Supper lends itself to parodies, reuse, and reapplications.

                          Why is it so popular? Most seem inspired by Da Vinci's masterful take, but it seems oddly overrepresented for this kind of thing.

                          [–]calsosta [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          See! An art degree does have its uses.

                          [–]Ruueee [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          I think is because it's relatively simple to reproduce, you aren't going to have people painting Tintoretto's Last Supper on people's car windows

                          [–]Log_in_Password 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          Some atheist is going to come out to this on his vehicle and be triggered.

                          [–]ModernKender [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          I'm an atheist and I'd love to see this on my window! Amazing work!

                          [–]MikeTheAverageReddit [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                          I think we already have some on this sub. I get not liking religion but to get triggered by everything even a bit religious only happens on Reddit.

                          [–]funk1807 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Sure beats writing just "BEEEEWBS" on the back.

                          [–]johnnyb126 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Car washes hate him

                          [–]Sedated257 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Nice touch

                          [–]TrustMe-ImA-Doctor 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Omg I want him to come do my house Windows!

                          [–]ghettothf 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          Pimp my Ride sure has changed over the years

                          [–]Starved-Nutritionist 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Nah, they still installed 15 TV screens inside and a 22" subwoofer.

                          [–]DJDarren [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          And a confessional booth covered in LEDs that make the shape of Christ's face.

                          [–]HerboIogist 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Mad props to dad for showing the kid that art can be cool and anywhere.

                          [–]scandalousmambo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Reddit ruins everything.

                          [–]basinx9001 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          people who is good at art is assholes because i am not good at art

                          [–]TonicsharK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Is that in the parking lot of Pica Pica in SA? Lol

                          [–]groot_liga [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          The cognitive dissidence has to cause. If you clean the window now, the art is gone, if you do nothing it will disappear over time.

                          [–]DiiGiiTAL [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Wanted the back wiper to come on at the last second.

                          [–]GigaJuice [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          I wonder how a Jewish family would react to this? It's super cool but still....

                          [–]cabdodger [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          And Jesus said to his disciples, "Wash me".

                          [–]BernadetteSanderson [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          I was expecting a mother and her children to come out, she's irritated, hops in and blasts wiper fluid

                          [–]CmdrBratwurst [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          A very artsy way to tell someone their car is dirty.

                          [–]dannysonn [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          That's the same guy that's been cutting people's hair in hyper realistic portraits and famous artwork

                          [–]BITCRUSHERRRR [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          "Oh, that's neat.....but, we're Jewish sooo"

                          [–]TakateKote 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          I wish my wife was this dirty™

                          [–]DMcbaggins 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          So you could cover her in 13 guys?

                          [–]TakateKote 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Might be showing my age there. I am of course referring to the oldest joke in automotive history. Guess that was a "whoosh" moment Edit: typo

                          [–]Empyrealist 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          That shit behavior will scratch your glass. I hope this guy got permission.

                          [–]hereticalvet 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Da Nissan Code

                          [–]ProWindowCleaning 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I would have done things a little differently, but that works.

                          [–]pfeirlcteeprtion 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          This would be outside pica pica 😆

                          [–]AnnieIsOkJustBloated 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Lmaooo I was thinking the same thing!! Yay for SA's south side!!

                          [–]pikaslice 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I'm so glad someone else said it! I was wondering the same thing!

                          [–]AcrolloPeed 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          What did Jesus say at The Last Supper?

                          "Everyone on this side of the table if you want to be in the picture."

                          [–]EZ_does_it 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          "The one who dipped his hand in this bowl of windex will betray me"

                          [–]Uke-uke 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          This is amazing. Random acts of silliness are all that's right with the world.

                          [–]downonthesecond 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I was waiting for the wiper to clean up that mess.

                          [–]KnowsGooderThanYou 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          i would give anything to walk by and streak it with my hand in that moment,

                          [–]NinjaEarl 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I can only assume that this gif ended before it zoomed in to show Jesus saying "Send Nudes"

                          [–]Friendly_Musician 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Will last until you reach a crossroad

                          [–]Harb67 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Used nissan van, runs and is religious relic therefore $12,500 cash no lowballers i no what i got!!!!

                          [–]_Barringtonsteezy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          thunderclap ah shit

                          [–]HotCrossedBooty 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          starts raining

                          [–]SymptumX 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Can I get in my car now?

                          [–]TehHappyRock 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          The car got cleaner with every cut

                          [–]Funnyguy17 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          bruh

                          [–]m0I9uvBgr2 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          if it was somewhere hot like arizona or something, it could last for a while. would be better preserved than the real painting lol.

                          [–]dcphenix 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Amazing!

                          [–]medusa8684 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Big difference from the everyday "wash me". Very creative!

                          [–]Eight8itMonster 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          AH look at that! A gif of something that is shown being built up to and didn't end with a 1/2 second shot of the final product! bless you.

                          [–]Jesus_Harold_Christ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Brings back memories.

                          [–]SharkBait209 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          http://imgur.com/qCuFJ7Q

                          And here I am trying to draw a simple Saitama :(

                          [–]Awayigo89 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Is that San Antonio? Yup it's San Antonio, pica pica to be exact on Roosevelt and military. I used to work across the street from there.

                          [–]Starved-Nutritionist 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I'm curious how long it would've taken him to make that masterpiece.

                          [–]dfrais 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I was totally waiting for the wiper to start up right at the end. Woulda made it better

                          [–]melvin45 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Can't wait to not wash the car

                          [–]Not_epics_ps4 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          He copied it off his phone

                          [–]marifuxas 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          The owner: I just want to go home, go find some other dirty cars to paint on

                          [–]meinermei 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          This guy could seriously take a "dexlue car wash" to a whole new level

                          [–]-avaw- 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Now you really can't wash that car!!!!

                          [–]waaaman 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          "I'm never washing this again!"

                          [–]jonsnowknowsnothing_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          how long until someone draws dick on that with their finger

                          [–]lnx64 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I was waiting for someone to accidentally run the wiper.

                          [–]blackchinesecowboy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          rear wiper blade switch. Oops!

                          [–]Potato_God_Official 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I usually just write SLAYER

                          [–]MilesEisley 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I have that shirt. That's all I really have to say.

                          [–]VirtualRamen 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          And now the owner starts his car and turns his wipers on...

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