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[–]elfa82[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (623子コメント)

Please stop reporting this. We understand you are angry that someone not as knowledgeable as you is not pedantic and dared to call a rifle an assault gun.

edit: https://i.imgur.com/ghMATMF.gifv

[–]yslk 2710 ポイント2711 ポイント  (34子コメント)

"yeah I saw what you were gonna order, and it was kind of lame, so I changed it while you weren't looking" - Badass Child

[–]rSpinxr 281 ポイント282 ポイント  (6子コメント)

"I saw what your parents ordered for you. I realized they were trying to raise you to be a damn pussy. I ain't gonna have no more kids on my list turn into damn pussies. Merry Christmas, from here on out you don't take shit from nobody." -Badass Santa

[–]postJoey 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yea but now it kinda feels like you stole money from me and bought yourself a shirt..

[–]TheTrueFlexKavana 2668 ポイント2669 ポイント  (103子コメント)

Some bearded guy in the middle of nowhere Montana opens his package...

"What the hell is a Hatchimal?"

[–]ReubenZWeiner 524 ポイント525 ポイント  (56子コメント)

Some sort of target, I guess.

[–]AsteroidsOnSteroids 430 ポイント431 ポイント  (54子コメント)

Fill it with tannerite

[–]scottbob3 230 ポイント231 ポイント  (22子コメント)

Gold bless tannerite

[–]uniqueguy263 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (20子コメント)

What else are you going to use as currency in the apocalypse?

[–]Ask_if_im_an_alien 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Sex, food, alcohol, skills, clean water, power, and ammunition.

[–]GandalfTheUltraViole 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Its you, the sex will be other people's currency.

[–]Ask_if_im_an_alien 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes, it's me. Those other people better be attractive redheads because that's all I'm buying.

[–]GrumpyOG 95 ポイント96 ポイント  (20子コメント)

People that don't upvote this have never shot tannerite. It's fucking awesome.

[–]SycoJack 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (8子コメント)

It was supposed to be a toy plane, and the owner of the rifle lives in Arizona.

The article was only a paragraph and a half.

[–]Coboxite 831 ポイント832 ポイント  (29子コメント)

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

[–]Juball 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm disappointed by how far I had to scroll down to find this.

[–]burntpizzaslice 318 ポイント319 ポイント  (17子コメント)

I want a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts.

[–]balrogwarrior 182 ポイント183 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I want a gay married couple to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns. - Tim Moen

[–]conjugal_visitor 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Merica! Fuck Yeah! Hope they have fabulous brunchrs & shoot shit filled with tannerite after mimosas.

[–]thatJainaGirl 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I want to be invited to fabulous gay brunches to drink mimosas and shoot things stuffed with tannerite.

[–]bundleofoi 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (19子コメント)

I love that they called the police and all the police did was call UPS.

[–]Fnhatic 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (6子コメント)

It happened in New York. They're lucky the cops didn't haul them all away and then kill all the dogs within a half-mile radius.

[–]glorious_cheese 877 ポイント878 ポイント  (104子コメント)

The guy in Arizona is going to be pissed when he opens his package and finds an American Girl doll.

[–]unsupported 280 ポイント281 ポイント  (57子コメント)

Those things are frigging expensive! My kids dentist tried to get me to buy her one. I was like, WTF? Why don't you buy that for her.

[–]TheKrs1 316 ポイント317 ポイント  (21子コメント)

My kids dentist tried to get me to buy her one

What the fuck?

[–]NewpyJ 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

mind fuck of the day

[–]rikeus 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think they mean for the child, not for the dentist

[–]borkzorkorc 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (21子コメント)

The episode of Conan where he tours the American Girl store mega-immersive-shopping-horrorhouse is brilliant. Obviously cringey & awful AF but in the best way. I didn't know much about those things, but now I'm convinced it's an elaborate front for a cult. If not the cult itself.

[–]unsupported 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Mattel owns American Girl... so, there is that. Also, Conan.

[–]AltairdeFiren 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was physically painful in the best way.

[–]Enect 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Homicide is not part of our storyline.

>Right. Because that doesn't happen...when you're trying to rescue someone...during war...

[–]D0esANyoneREadTHese 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, Mattel also made M16s in Vietnam so at least UPS might have gotten the company right...

[–]Elfarcher73 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I thought for a second you meant Conan as in "the Barbarian". Made it a lot more interesting.

[–]sweet_chin_music 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (34子コメント)

The guy that bought this won't know that his gun was shipped elsewhere unless his local FFL holder tells him. There are very few firearms that can be shipped directly to someone's house and this isn't one of them.

[–]Imadethis4things 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (18子コメント)

With exceptions, of course. If the guy has an FFL or if he shipped the rifle from his house to the manufacturer for some reason, then it can be shipped right to his front door.

[–]munchiesnOOb 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not how shipping firearms works but lol.

[–]InertBaller 138 ポイント139 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Wait, the present was for their granddaughter... And they opened it in front of the granddaughter before christmas?

[–]conversating 94 ポイント95 ポイント  (14子コメント)

THANK YOU. People have been focusing on all the wrong things in these comments. Who the hell opens a package that you think contains a kid's Christmas gift in front of them over a week before Christmas?

[–]Mexico_Will_Pay 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I'm guessing that they saw the rifle sized box and took a wild guess that it wasn't the barbie they ordered.

[–]suspicious_moose 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I always thought accusations of no one reading the article were overblown, but with the number of comments refering to dolls in this thread...I'm starting to actually believe no one reads the article.

[–]AgileSnail 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was thinking the same thing, this article is not even a full one either, from memory it's probably 20 sentences at best.

[–]Seenypeeny 185 ポイント186 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well Billy, apparently you become an American this Christmas.

[–]DarkLink1065 1413 ポイント1414 ポイント  (191子コメント)

"Keyboard size case", "assault rifle", "ammo clip"... I get the impression the author isn't very familiar with firearms.

[–]MjrJWPowell 218 ポイント219 ポイント  (24子コメント)

Another article posted here shows the weapon. I think the keyboard refers go a musical keyboard, not a computer keyboard.

[–]DarkLink1065 106 ポイント107 ポイント  (23子コメント)

I was wondering why they used "keyboard" at all, it seemed like a very odd example. I guess it would make sense if it was a musical keyboard, if it's ~40" long then it's roughly the size of a rifle case. If they were expecting the musical keyboard, the comparison makes a lot more sense.

[–]Lovebot_AI 678 ポイント679 ポイント  (46子コメント)

You're just jealous that your semi-auto assault rifle doesn't have high-capacity 5-bullet magazine clips for your ammo shell rounds.

[–]DarkLink1065 245 ポイント246 ポイント  (40子コメント)

Nah, but I am jealous that my 30 clip per magazine per second ghost gun doesn't fit in a box the size of a keyboard, so you've got me there.

[–]squoril 146 ポイント147 ポイント  (20子コメント)

i have a full auto pistol revolver with an extended drum magazine that holds 7 rounds per clip and has a fast reloaded which can refill the entire clip with one hand motion allowing for an unlimited rate of fire the 9mm short barrel and collapsible scope stock allows for more accuracy and can be hidden inside a womans purse making it capeable to kill an entier daycare from the other daycare you snuck it into because thats what you do when your a young african american white male that identifies as a troubled young suburban refugee mom

Edit: something something motherfucker something something 350 confirmed minivans, sniper, orcas, marine animals, etc, etc

[–]NanotechNinja 95 ポイント96 ポイント  (13子コメント)

I have a device which can throw a 90kg projectile 300 metres.

[–]BenjiHeil 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Perfect plan, well craft a trebuchet so deviant, so glorious, that it will heave 90kg assault rifles 300m that will then fire 300m further and trigger a second assault-rifle-launching trebuchet.

[–]Aathroser 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yeah, I'm super knowledgeable about guns unlike the author. My gun has 22 calipers.

[–]DarkLink1065 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's pretty scary, calipers are super sharp and pointy, I'd hate to get shot by one.

[–]DMzeff 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (12子コメント)

I don't know anything about guns, but it sounded scary so it must have been an ASSAULT RIFLE.

[–]FruitierGnome 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All i want for Christmas is a 50bmg

[–]FlatPenis 2278 ポイント2279 ポイント  (644子コメント)

Inside the foam-lined case was a semi-automatic rifle

Assault rifle, you say?

[–]Nestromo 1353 ポイント1354 ポイント  (157子コメント)

Black scary rifle that has the firepower of a cannon!

[–]MaxRadicool 366 ポイント367 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Shoots 3.4 billion shots per second and also has extended assault clip that holds over 30 IED style explosives specifically crafted by Satan to kill only small children

[–]bwohlgemuth 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (4子コメント)

When did they downgrade from the flaming bullets that make your children gay version?

[–]Andrew5329 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (1子コメント)

When did they downgrade from the flaming bullets that make your children gay version?

After the President Elect said Caitlyn Jenner could use any bathroom she wanted at Trump tower.

[–]Skull_Island_PhaseI 840 ポイント841 ポイント  (97子コメント)

All Rifles Matter, but some rifles are treated differently by the law than others and that superficial and idiotic distinction is used to infringe on people's rights...

[–]The_Ketum_Man 259 ポイント260 ポイント  (33子コメント)

Well most are black....

[–]EatABuffetOfDicks 170 ポイント171 ポイント  (21子コメント)

I don't think black guns should be able to stay in the same rack as non colored guns

[–]skyspydude1 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Can we just paint all the ARs FDE to make them less scary? We could even convince people it's a green movement!

[–]Rubcionnnnn 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (6子コメント)

What are you, dumb? That will make them even more militaristic and deadly. We should replace the stock and handguard with wood.

[–]838h920 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Apparently it's a Barret M95, which is bolt action rifle. So it's neither a semi-automatic rifle, nor an assault rifle.

[–]DenSem 287 ポイント288 ポイント  (251子コメント)

Picture of the .50 cal "assault rifle" in question. Cringe-worthy.

[–]Tuggy_McTuggboat 325 ポイント326 ポイント  (72子コメント)

How's a bolt action rifle an assault rifle?

[–]Dreizu 90 ポイント91 ポイント  (4子コメント)

You've never seen a semi-automatic, bolt action, .50 caliber assault rifle?

[–]ColdIceZero 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That unlocks after 1,000 360° no scope headshots, right?

[–]obscuredread 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

if it's bolt-action, .50 BMG and has wooden furniture it's a semiautomatic rifle, if you put plastic parts on it it's an assault rifle, duh

[–]Rabiddd 84 ポイント85 ポイント  (11子コメント)

What the fuck, first it's a assault rifle, then it's a semiautomatic rifle and now it's actually just a bolt action rifle.

[–]AtomicSteve21 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That, is exactly the same thought process I went through.

haha

[–]The_Ketum_Man 112 ポイント113 ポイント  (37子コメント)

This makes it even worse.... That's a long gun/sniper rifle/anti-materiel rifle an not a sporting rifle that looks like a real assault rifle. I'm not familiar with that model but looks like it may not even be semi auto but bolt action. I CAN'T stand this shit.

[–]DenSem 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Yep. Looks like a 95 maybe?

[–]threetimesbozarking 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Damn. Why can't UPS screw up packages and drop this off at my house?

[–]nounhud 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

https://www.quora.com/Is-it-illegal-to-open-intentionally-a-Federal-Express-or-messenger-package-addressed-to-someone-else-that-is-delivered-to-you

Is it illegal to open, intentionally, a Federal Express or messenger package addressed to someone else that is delivered to you? Is this covered by the same laws that protect U.S. mail?

No, it is not illegal. No, it is not covered by any laws similar to those that cover the US mail. John's answer correctly states that delivery to the address is sufficient for courier services to consider the package delivered, even in the case of a signature being required. It is, however, considered theft to knowingly take a package belonging to someone else. or to remove the contents before returning it. Opening by accident is not a crime. A shipper would consider it theft to keep items that are misdelivered, and may initiate legal action, but the courier service is only contracted to deliver to the address, not the person. Hope this clarifies the issue.

[–]bigkr88 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Comparing the two pictures side by side, yeah, I think you're spot on with that.

[–]xlyfzox 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (25子コメント)

that looks like a Light .50... isn't that a sniper rifle, not an "assault" rifle?

[–]The-True-Kehlder 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (66子コメント)

Paywall.

[–]DenSem 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (64子コメント)

Yeah, you can see the picture at least.

[–]The-True-Kehlder 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (63子コメント)

I can't. Waited 5 minutes, no picture loaded.

[–]DenSem 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (61子コメント)

[–]Buck-O 143 ポイント144 ポイント  (55子コメント)

Holy shit! It's a fucking Barrett!

I would have to claim "finders keepers" on that one. $7k worth of rifle there.

Also worth pointing out that this thing is as far from an "assault weapon" as you could get. It's a long range sporting rifle. Extremely unwieldy, and quite heavy.

[–]shanenanigans1 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Seriously. That's a nice gun. They got a screaming deal there and fucked it up.

[–]TheModfather 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Also worth pointing out that this thing is as far from an "assault weapon" as you could get. It's a long range sporting rifle. Extremely unwieldy, and quite heavy.

So much this. I hate that to the uninformed populous, they see a black rifle with a synthetic stock, so it's INSTANTLY an assault rife.

Sigh

[–]balrogwarrior 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (12子コメント)

So much this. I hate that to the uninformed populous, it's a black rifle with a synthetic stock, so it's INSTANTLY an assault rife

I hunt with black stocked sporter rifles. All bolt action mind you. Had a left wing friend exclaim that all "scary looking black rifles should be banned".

I shook my head, went to the safe, showed them my hunting rifle (Savage 11), and explained the differences between an "assault rifle", a semi-automatic sporting rifle and a bolt action rifle. Eye opener for them but they never referred to them as scary black rifles again.

[–]TRL5 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (7子コメント)

never referred to them as scary black rifles again.

Not in front of you at least

[–]Nomagon 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Forgive me my ignorance but wouldn't it being heavy make it easier to assault someone with it?

[–]Buck-O 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Heavy is good, heavy is reliable...if the gun doesn't work, you can always hit him with it." – Boris the Blade Sneaky Fucking Russian

[–]MyOldNameSucked 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (11子コメント)

It could be an assault weapon since it is a bs term with no clear definition. It has a pistol grip, a muzzle break and an evil barrel shroud. But it isn't an assault rifle.

[–]The-True-Kehlder 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thanks! Looks like a Barrett Model 95. As others have noted, furthest from an "assault weapon" TM as possible, except single shots and muzzle loaders.

[–]SlumpBoys 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (10子コメント)

If the title was .50 cal sniper rifle instead of assault rifle that would capture equal attention

[–]DShmd989 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

it gets better. it was a m95 so it wasnt even semi auto, its bolt action.

[–]RedCloud11 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Came to the comments for this reason...Also Ammo Clip

[–]pmocin 204 ポイント205 ポイント  (115子コメント)

No evidence in the article indicating why they think it was an assault rifle.

[–]MjrJWPowell 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (33子コメント)

[–]Bennyboy1337 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Picture shows a bolt action rifle. Great journalism there.

[–]PM_YOUR_cheeseNIPS 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Anything that doesn't have a wood stock apparently is a assault rifle now. At least according to journalists

[–]simouzola 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (10子コメント)

I feel that something is not right here, how comes the USPS did not ask for a direct signature, all businesses selling such products require a direct signature upon delivery.

[–]Agent31984 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

UPS not USPS but yea everytime I have a gun mailed to a FFL they always require a signature.

[–]13speed 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (4子コメント)

The package was mis-labeled.

If the UPS guy knew he was delivering a firerarm then it must be signed for.

[–]Jugemu_jugemu_Gokono 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So now a bolt action rifle is an assault rifle. Good work whec.com.

[–]Artystrong1 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best.christmas.ever

[–]dafickler 392 ポイント393 ポイント  (79子コメント)

Stop. Calling. Them. GD. Assault. Rifles.

[–]AtomicSteve21 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (25子コメント)

Triggered.

But I agree, that does not qualify for the definition of an assault rifle. People who aren't around guns... you get the same problem with people who aren't around computers or cars. No, the hard drive is not the same thing as your RAM. And that's a catalytic converter, not your gas tank.

You could probably do a lot more damage with this 50 cal over an assault rifle anyway.

[–]starfox224 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (22子コメント)

Semi-automatic rifle that is black =/= assault rifle. For fuck sake.

[–]sp0uke 81 ポイント82 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Technically it is a bolt action rifle.

[–]urban_npc 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Not even semi, it's a bolt action in this case XD

We're lucky they didn't call it a Glock

[–]armada127 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It wasn't even a semi-auto rifle, that's how wrong they were lol.

[–]greatjl 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (5子コメント)

A clip of ammo. Ships with a "clip of ammo"

C L I P

[–]Top_Doggo69 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The kid technically got a Christmas present, just not the one he asked for.

[–]TacoBellSwag 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not an assault rifle God damn it!

[–]premium_shitposting 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fun fact! There are three requirements for a rifle to be an assault rifle:

-Selective fire

-An intermediate cartridge

-Removable magazines.

The Barrett rifle that was delivered is chambered in 50.BMG (not an intermediate cartridge) and is incapable of selective fire. in fact, it isn't even semi-automatic, as is claimed by every news source which has covered it. it's actually bolt action. the only thing it has in common with "muh scary assault rifles" is a removable magazine.

Still though, its pretty funny that some kid nearly got an anti-materiel rifle for christmas

[–]nitsujcm4 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No no no... The TV told me if it isn't a pistol, revolver, shotgun or a hunting rifle with a wooden stock... Then it is an assault rifle, is probably fully auto or can be modified to be full auto with a paper clip... And they are the only possible way for someone to kill someone else, thus banning them would solve all murder. TV wouldn't lie.

[–]cat_stampede 123 ポイント124 ポイント  (80子コメント)

I really wish people would stop using that term to describe every gun ever. Assault rifles are illegal in the U.S. and have been for a long time. "It looks scary!" doesn't make it an assault rifle

[–]sweet_chin_music 102 ポイント103 ポイント  (54子コメント)

Assault rifles are illegal

They're not illegal, just heavily regulated.

[–]WutaDalek 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (8子コメント)

"It looks scary!" doesn't make it an assault rifle

It does here in the state of California. Now I've got to either register my AR or take off the super dangerous pistol grip

[–]72hourahmed 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hate that everywhere seems to think a pistol grip makes a gun more dangerous somehow. My first rifle was an Uberti Sporting Winchester replica. It's got a stock which bends into what is essentially a pistol grip, but that's okay. But if I want to acquire one of the old cadet rifles I trained on, that's a whole load of bullshit I have to go through because "ooh, it's a military gun. It's bullpup, and has camo and a pistol grip and stuff. It's, like, super scary!".

[–]pickledtunasc 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like a merry Christmas to me!

[–]MrRezister 132 ポイント133 ポイント  (28子コメント)

Headline says "Assault Rifle" but story indicates normal semi-automatic rifle. 11/10 top kek fearmongering there.

[–]Gronkendolaman 138 ポイント139 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Even worse it's bolt action

[–]kire1120 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (4子コメント)

That just means that it can shoot faster. It's called "bolt" action because it makes it easier to spot people who bolt when they hear gun fire. /s

[–]otaser 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank god it wasn't a kinder surprise though.

[–]Beesfield 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that a fucking Barrett .50?

Merry fucking Christmas, damn!

[–]RemoteProvider 150 ポイント151 ポイント  (100子コメント)

Lucky bastards! Why can't I ever get this shit?!?

Also, an AR-15 is not an assault rifle, it's called a magazine and not a clip, etc. Media bias against firearms is way out of control.

[–]did_you_read_it 133 ポイント134 ポイント  (39子コメント)

It wasn't an AR it was a fucking Barret M95.

to UPS. you can mistakenly deliver a $6,000 rifle to my house any time.

[–]MjrJWPowell 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (32子コメント)

Which is bolt action.

[–]did_you_read_it 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Yeah i think we've established that the media and the family don't know jack about guns. The fact that you would think a toy plane came in a box that looks anything like a gun case or weigh 24+ pounds.

[–]Loudlech5 146 ポイント147 ポイント  (32子コメント)

The .50 cal rifle shown in this new story isn't even an ar-15, it's a Barrett M95 bolt action. Which by the way you can legally buy in New York just for the curious.

[–]squoril 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (2子コメント)

really, the picture you linked is hard to see, can you send one to my house so i can get a better look?

[–]Cheese_Bits 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Its actually a bolt action barret.

not kidding.

[–]Army0fMe 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Toy airplane or a $7k rifle? Decisions, decisions....

[–]Rikairchy2 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (9子コメント)

The scope makes it an assault rifle, just like wearing a white beard makes me Santa Clause.