By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | December 12, 2016 | Comments ()

The liberal media elite would have you believe Supreme Leader Donald Trump is having trouble securing celebrities to attend his inauguration. LIES. LIES PERPETRATED BY A BIASED MEDIA JEALOUS OF HIS POWER AND GOOD LOOKS. I’ve obtained an exclusive list of the massive celebrities so excited to attend this event that their jizz has turned orange in anticipation.

Ted Nugent

Jon Voight

Vince McMahon

Paris Hilton

Ramsay Bolton

Patrick Bateman

Killer Bob

Voldemort

Emperor Palpatine

Sensei John Kreese

Billy Zane from Titanic

Isaac from Children of the Corn

Satan

Hitler’s Ghost

Mia from Love Actually

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