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The connection between women and plants (self.MGTOW)

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Ok, so I know this title sounds a bit out there, but hear me out:

Have you guys ever noticed how women are a lot like flowers/fruit?

  1. Women use scent just like flowers to attract and seduce men.
  2. Women's vaginas and the opening of their legs seems very similar to a flower bud opening.
  3. Women's beauty is intense but short lived just like a flower.
  4. Women's boobs and butts are shaped like fruit, just as their wombs are when pregnant.
  5. They use various colors in make up and dress just like flowers and fruit.
  6. Many of them are poisonous even though they look enticing.

Can you think of any others?

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[–]Theprobruh 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not really, no. One tastes good, one tastes like sweaty babies and bricks ;)

[–]UltraSfinks 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They need shit to grow in. If they don't have their shit, they die. They don't do anything, and they just kind of stand around all day. Generally dull and only very briefly entertaining for any reason. Everything of value that they make is made completely by accident, and when it does it usually just falls out of them. No real higher cognitive function, just arms spread out all day soaking up the suns attention, like it's theirs.

[–]DWShimoda [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I did always get a kick out of the joke that -- depending on how you think of them -- women liking to be given flowers was a little "weird."

Hey just wanted to show you how much I love you, so here have a combination of "female & hermaphrodite genital/sex organs" that I chopped off of some plants.

Sort of loses it's "romance" when you think/talk about them in that way.