EA ends up being his waiter.

EA asks Geraldo what he would like and Geraldo replies "One morally grey hamburger with extra mayo please."

EA says "I'm sorry sir, but extra mayo can only be purchased through our $45 Season Pass to this restaurant."

Geraldo takes his silver sword and slices the evil shill directly in half.

Bethesda takes his place as the replacement waiter.

Bethesda says "I'm sorry sir, I'll have that burger right out for you."

Bethesda, minutes later, brings out two buns and half a patty.

"What is this?" Geraldo asks.

"Oh we brought you the base of the burger. Don't worry, modders will make it a good burger for us!" Bethesda smugly replies.

Geraldo also slices Bethesda in half, his mutilated corpse landing on EA's.

Then Sean Murray comes to be Geraldo's waiter.

Geraldo asks "Can you get my order right?"

Sean replies "Er...a good burger isn't the experience we're trying to make. Don't eat here expecting that. "

Sean then brings Geraldo a LITERAL PILE OF SHIT ON A PLATE

"You lied," says Geraldo as he slices Sean in half.

Then, the restaurants managers, CD Projekt Red and Obsidian, come out and, without question, give our hero Geraldo the BIGGEST, BESTEST, MORALLY GREYEST MEAL YOU COULD THINK OF.

Sean Murray's still barely functioning right arm attempts to place a cup of sand coffee on Geraldo's table, but Obsidian swats it away.

"M'Witcher," Obsidian replies.

Then Geraldo left a $1,000 tip and the whole restaurant clapped.

The end, bitch.