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Cops perform no-knock raid on /r/LeftWithSharpEdge, hilarity ensues (reddit.com)

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[–]serialflamingo 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (5子コメント)

So they completely drop the edgy act when confronted with a cop's reddit account?

They're WASPier than I thought lmao

[–][deleted] 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (4子コメント)

They're threatening to kill him... once a revolution starts with the majority support. But once that happens, the pigs are gonna die for sure.

[–]VodkaBarf 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can't risk dropping your iPhone during the revolution. How will you catch Pokemon in the anarchist utopia?

[–]InOranAsElsewhere 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You won't catch Pokemon. They'll be shared equally by the collective team.

[–]migvazquez 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which I've already joined: Team Valor you plebs

[–]One__upper__ 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He'll totally leave his grandma's basement and lose the extra 75lbs and kill all the cops and white men he can. Come the revolution he's gonna be a new man and a total badass. But until then he will continue working 12 hours a week at the mini mart, eating whole pizzas by himself, and talking shit on the internet in his grandma's basement.

[–]shitlordcaligula 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (49子コメント)

/u/10-6. Savage.

[–]base_model_android[S] 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do internet comments count as police brutality?

[–]razzmataz 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (47子コメント)

+ /u/User_Simulator /u/10-6

[–]User_Simulator 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (46子コメント)

Are you having a spam issue I may be able to walk 30+ minutes everyday in addition to the amount of beta testing will completely prepare a game for the 4th Amendment protections are less likely to be liked by people, police unions don't have kids, so my knowledge is basically having the element of surprise, they can't destroy the evidence can not be comfortable in jail, it was a justified shoot, you'll be out for your life now did you? She will not have her call the 911 Comms Center and ask to see one single inmate with psych problems get better in jail, how do you say is true, the prescriptions are legit.

~ 10-6

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[–]10-6 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (44子コメント)

So accurate it is scary.

[–]jenders97 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are now my favorite redditor. Thank you for shutting down these bumblefucks.

[–]IamRooseBoltonAMA 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mad props for showing the kids they're nothing more than useless sacks of shit barking on the Internet. They won't ever actually do anything,

[–]Ikea_Man 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Just chiming in to say you're my hero.

That whole edgelord subreddit got BTFO'd so hard I could feel their parents' disappointment from here.

[–]10-6 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

They banned me so the fun is over :(

[–]Ikea_Man 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the edgewall of silence

[–]shitlordcaligula 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

leftwithedge has an edge limit. you hurt them.

[–]razzmataz 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to mod this /u/10-6 guy, ASAP.

[–][deleted] 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (50子コメント)

Once we are, though, you should damn well expect to see me out there throwing molotovs and frying bacon with the rest of the black bloc.

Its cute /u/sunbakedsnowcave is pretending like his wrists are not too limp to lift a Molotov cocktail

[–]Velvet_Llama 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I just wanna know how he got that snazzy White Genocide flair.

I'VE DONE MORE TO ELIMINATE WHITE FILTH THAN HE EVER WILL!!!!

[–][deleted] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude doesn't even FEMA cause it's a societal institution. This is why these irrelevant jokers will always be amateurs

[–][deleted] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Unrelated but is there any way to remove the brackets from intensifies?

[–]Sardonic_Deity 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's cute when internet anarchist/communist edgelords pretend that they will be fighting like Spartans when their "workers" revolution happens, not cowering in terror and spending their time on the internet going on about how they "contributed" to the revolution. I doubt most of them could bench, let alone lift 100 lbs.

[–]Evolution-Happens 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (10子コメント)

A cop wouldn't know good grammar, if it hit them in the face (like those bullets did in Louisiana, today.) Cops are well known to only employ low-IQ, subhuman filth.

The fact that /u/KafkasWonderfulLife incorrectly used a comma after "grammar" makes this comment so much better.

[–]Chefbot5000 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A cop wouldn't know good grammar, if it hit them in the face (like those bullets did in Louisiana, today.) Cops are well known to only employ low-IQ, subhuman filth.

http://i.imgur.com/2o6VseN.png

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    [–]OnlyRacistOnReddit 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Most metropolitan police forces require a bachelor's degree. And you have to have a master's to make detective.

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      [–]OnlyRacistOnReddit 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      OK, I know it varies from municipality to municipality.

      [–]BlueRoadWarrior 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      That argument is usually brought on because one department in the 90s wouldn't hire a guy due to his high IQ - feeling he was over qualified.

      That means every department in the US since then has practiced the same hiring trends according to reddit. Love when it's brought up.

      [–]razzmataz 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      + /u/User_Simulator /u/KafkasWonderfulLife

      [–]User_Simulator 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      It's an effective means of dealing with such a case. So wrong I'm not sure if I need to vent on you personally, I can just pick another victim.

      ~ KafkasWonderfulLife

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      [–][deleted] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Accurate beyond words.

      [–]Neon_needlesgives me asian fever 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Man, I haven't seen a cop own this many idiots since the last time I watched COBRA.

      [–][deleted] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Dece reference

      [–]razzmataz 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Classic movie.

      [–][deleted] 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      /u/KafkasWonderfulLife I agree cops are pretty terrible at their jobs. Tonight I was eating dinner at a swanky Brooklyn restaurant, sitting at a sidewalk table when some dirty vagrant came up to beg for some change after he heard me order a $200 bottle of wine. Took the cops over ten minutes to arrive and arrest his ass and get him out of there for disturbing the peace, it's like come on guys my filet was getting cold and I certainly couldn't eat while some smelly bum was standing next to me

      [–]Equus_Bonus 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Only $200? No wonder it took them 10 minutes to show up to help you, peasants are low priority.

      [–][deleted] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The market is a bit shaky right now had to rein it in a little!

      [–]Vakieh 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Aw man, the open restaurants I go to employ sneaky hidden bouncers as part of a plaza deal between a few different places, if a bum managed to get far enough into the cordon to actually talk to people we'd get dinner and a show as they crash tackled him.

      A man can dream.

      [–]Velvet_Llama 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (47子コメント)

      /u/10-6, how many tally marks did you carve into your baton after that tuneup?

      [–]10-6 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (46子コメント)

      The baton is collapsible, and the grip is rubber so it doesn't take tally marks too well. I just keep a running count in my head.

      [–]Velvet_Llama 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Atta boy.

      [–]Ardvarkeating101 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (18子コメント)

      How do you feel we can fix the fairly broken system that the anarchists are whining about? From a police officers point of view, who sees all the stuff up front?

      [–]10-6 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (17子コメント)

      I mean, it all really depends on what you consider broken about the system. Give me specifics and I'll reply.

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        [–]10-6 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (15子コメント)

        Honestly while there are a fuck ton of individual criminal laws, they really boil down to just a few things. Don't go places you aren't allowed, don't take shit that isn't yours, don't do stupid shit that endangers others, don't sex up people who don't want to be sexed up, and don't physically hurt people. The downside to codified laws is that they have to be specific, which leads to a lot of laws. The average person who grows up in the US will have a solid grasp of the law, even if they don't know the letter of the law.

        Where you are able to protest can be answered by a bunch of people. Just go ask the city attorney, ask someone at the permitting office, or look up the city code since most are online these days. None of that requires a lawyer. Rules regarding protesting are generally very easy to abide by, and are governed less at opposing protesting, and more about protecting the rights of the non-protesters. You exercising your 1st Amendment rights doesn't mean you can prevent others from walking down the sidewalk, driving, etc.

        The organic and GMO thing I don't really care about. In all honesty if you really think about it, none of that shit matters. You have kids from impoverished neighborhoods who only get food from the free school breakfast/lunch program, which means they go hungry during the summer. You have families out dumpster diving or waiting in line at the food bank. Women selling the formula they get from WIC meant for their infant to drug dealers so they can buy food. While this is going on a bunch of rich typically white people are crying about food being GMO or organic or not.

        I'm gonna need some examples on what you think I would arrest someone for that I didn't think was really a crime. With the exception of felonies and domestic violence, I have sole discretion on arresting someone. If someone didn't like it that I didn't arrest someone they can kick rocks, or go take out the warrant themselves(which any citizen can do for misdemeanors in NC).

        I'm also going to need an example on unethical, but isn't a crime because they paid.

        [–]Assy-McGeeworse than cancer 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        does a mentally ill person bearing a gun get handled the same way as a [presumably] sane person bearing a weapon?

        [–]10-6 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Think about it like this: There is a person walking around with a gun in public. This obviously endangers the public, first responders,etc. How am I to know this person has a mental illness? Do you expect us to keep files on everyone? Or do you expect us to just start calling every psychologist and psychiatrist within 50 miles? Also does their mental illness make them unable to pull a trigger?

        Now contrary to popular belief, when given the option law enforcement is going to try and talk people down. But we aren't always given that option. If the person is threatening our safety, or the safest of innocent bystanders who had the misfortune of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, we have to act. Just because John Doe is having a psychotic break doesn't give him the right to endanger others.

        [–]Fiery1Phoenix 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Hes asking for himself

        [–]Assy-McGeeworse than cancer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Shoot first and ask questions later?

        [–][deleted] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        Im not from the US, so excuse me if I ask something thats a bit too biased by the news.

        How problematic are "problem" neighbourhoods really? Like do police have massive problems keeping shit sane in them?

        Something that I hear seems to be different in the US compared to some countries in the EU is that the police shoots quite a lot earlier and more often when they think they are in danger. How does your training for these situations look like?

        What is the education+training a police officer needs to have in the US?

        Now this is absolutely biased, so I want to hear from you: but how much of a problem is civil forfeiture really?

        [–]10-6 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        The problem neighborhoods are huge problems. There are many neighborhoods in the US that police won't go I to unless they are rolling 10+ deep. There are neighborhoods in my relatively small city that cops don't go in alone. Education requirements vary from place to place, there is no set standard. We are also quicker to shoot because guns are more common, and bad guys are more likely to actually shoot at us.

        [–][deleted] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        I'm glad you actually take the time to respond to people normal headed, lots of wariness and fear around right now and few people seem to want to calm it. I see a lot of cynicism with police online (good god the bitterness on policeone is crazy) so it's refreshing to see such a lack of it considering the shitty responses you're getting on reddit right now

        [–]10-6 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        The only real place to lay the blame is the media. They caused all this shit.

        [–]godofdae 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        When I went to /r/Drama today I wan't expecting an interesting improv AMA about the police from a cop.

        [–]Ardvarkeating101 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        I'm also going to need an example on unethical, but isn't a crime because they paid.

        Sorry, I got distracted. BP oil spill. Panama papers. Anything Nestle has ever done and continues to do. Everything Trump and Clinton have ever done (Clinton, obvious, Trump, screwing all the people building his casino out of their pay). I could go on, but I've had a stress-related breakdown in the past week after 6 finals/midterms in 4 days and realizing that Kellogg (who own basically 40% of all snack products in grocery stores) has factories in Qatar, ya know, the place with slave labor, and I kind of stopped eating after that.

        [–]10-6 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Literally none of that is my job. I don't deal with corruption or unethical corporations. The closest I can get is when someone shoplifts or something. So it really has no effect on me or my job.

        [–]Ardvarkeating101 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        That was kind of my point. How do you feel that, as a police officer, you can't stop all this horrible shit that is happening solely because the people involved have enough money to make it go away

        [–]zahlmanWoo! PARTY TIME 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        So by that same token you are a murderer yourself because you are a part of a group that has killed people.

        You weren't born a cop, garbage. You choose to be the slavers enforcer. You choose to wear that fucking blood soaked badge. For money. Makes me sick.

        You're right, I'm a part of a 'group', by which you mean 'race' and that means every last one of you is fair game. You declared war on us, not vice versa. Fucking lowlife mercenary for the rich. Class traitor.

        TIL: Anarchists are a race, and people are born anarchist.

        [–]Chefbot5000 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Nobody cared who I was until I put on the badge.

        [–]Sardonic_Deity 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        They would probably use that to claim that anyone laughing at their views is a "racist". I love how the edgy anarchist lunatics think that being violent with everyone they perceive to be the "enemy" will somehow lead to their revolution.

        [–]ALoudMouthBaby 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Let me tell you all about the blood I spilled the other day. We came across a homeless dude sleeping out behind a business in his car, talked to him, then murdered him told him he could keep sleeping there, but don't be surprised if someone comes and talks to him again. Then I rode around and came across three seperate disabled vehicles and murdered the occupants helped them get their cars out of the roadway and made sure they had help coming.

        THIS IS WHAT COPS ACTUALLY DO EVERY DAY IN OUR CITIES, HE EVEN ADMITS IT!!!!!!

        [–]jenders97 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I like how they're all hunky dory with murder but get mad at someone for using a bad word (I guess it was retard).

        [–]ChipChippersonAMA 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        /u/10-6 is magical

        [–]Prince_Kropotkin 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (17子コメント)

        Great title OP.

        [–]base_model_android[S] 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (16子コメント)

        The whole thing is just comedy gold. You have to really suck as an anarchist to get BTFO by the cops on your own subreddit.

        [–]Prince_Kropotkin 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (14子コメント)

        I love the "false consciousness" fallback as if that's been used as a falsifiable argument on the Internet ever.

        Also I keep saying this but I really don't think some of these people are actually leftist because they don't seem to be able to respond to arguments beyond "I'LL KILL YA". The cop wasn't saying anything that couldn't have been easily refuted.

        [–]base_model_android[S] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        How do they lose this hard when they have homefield advantage?

        [–]Prince_Kropotkin 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/4tb9c3/cops_decide_to_brigade_rleftwithsharpedge_doesnt/

        They're apparently delusional as well.

        This reminds me of Sam Harris vs Noam Chomsky in how they're responding to being BTFO.

        [–]Sardonic_Deity 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Except Sam Harris is more coherent than these edgelords. And they think Chomsky is a "liberal". Only extremely delusional, mentally ill, stupid internet pseudo radical leftists think that the word "liberal" is an insult. It's really an extreme persecution complex that most of these internet "leftists" have. They think that the CIA, FBI spends their time and money tracking every lolcow witch hunt, and accusation of "liberal" and racism/bigotry.

        I really want to see these people fight armed libertarians/conservatives.

        [–]ChipChippersonAMA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        His response to that was glorious

        [–]hyper_ultra 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (9子コメント)

        There's some weird voting going on there too, like with this comment being upvoted and the reply correctly pointing out that that's a meaningless statement being downvoted.

        [–]Prince_Kropotkin 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (8子コメント)

        It's being brigaded, of course, but the edgelords do more than their fair share of brigading so I'm not terribly upset about it. Admins should shut that place down for all the threats and doxx attempts going on there.

        [–]InOranAsElsewhere 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I don't even know if I'd call it brigading, honestly. They pinged every /r/ProtectAndServe mod in that thread... And then got pissed when they showed up. Like no shit, they're going to vote and comment. You literally invited them to.

        [–]hyper_ultra 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Oh for sure. Brigading is annoying but given that it's such a shithole I find it hard to care at all.

        [–]iforgotagain42 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Oh wow, that whole sub is just hilarious. It's like a gold mine of raw unfiltered art degree.

        [–]Malevolent_USB_Drive 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        This is absolutely priceless...

        [–]Prince_Kropotkin 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        It's pretty hilarious. If the edgelords get embarrassed this badly by a single member of their hated enemy on their own edge sub, what are the chances that they'd make even the slightest real world impact on the police?

        [–]Sardonic_Deity 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        They wouldn't want to leave the comfort of Mom's basement. And I doubt most of them could handle some billionaire commentating on their schizophrenic worldview.

        [–]godofdae 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Hey man, DOTA 2 and Counter-Strike ain't gonna play themselves.

        [–]headasplodes 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        It wouldn't be very smart to just walk up to an on duty cop and pick a fight. You disgusting creatures have way more firepower. Makes more sense to hang out at a cop bar, wait til you're good and drunk, follow you to the bathroom, and drown you in the urinal.

        /u/gojothegreek are you retarded?

        [–]IsADragon 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Does this person even know what a urinal is. . .

        [–]razzmataz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        + /u/User_Simulator /u/gojothegreek

        [–]User_Simulator 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Of course, then there's the whole other issue of the labor in the world with violence. There will be 2 classes, the oligarchs and the rest of the AI revolting against us and inheriting the planet...

        ~ gojothegreek

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        [–]Kyoraki 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        hey, remove the r word from your post.

        Calling someone a retard is banned, but explaining in detail how you want to murder police officers is a-ok? This sub is an odd place.

        [–]KafkasWonderfulLife 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I know, rite? Those guys are amateurs- apparently, communists get sand in their vaginas when someone says the "r" word. Their heart is in the right place, though. Dead cops are completely awesome- compared to when they lived, anyway.

        [–][deleted] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        so like, what do they expect to happen if police suddenly disappear?

        do they really think everything will be all fine and dandy?

        [–]base_model_android[S] 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Lol, they'd just replace the police with Community Officers of Public Safety, who'd get to carry guns and have some sort of shiny identifying insignia to let other people know who they were while performing their duties. Maybe they would even have special community issued vehicles to help them get to crime scenes faster. Literally every conversation about post-revolution anarchist society.

        [–]OnlyRacistOnReddit 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You have to love /u/KillerKropotkin 's ideas about where police came from...

        Police in this country were created to return escaped slaves to their owners. Now you just take us to their corporate prisons. Scum.

        Sadly someone probably paid for that education he received.

        [–]Sunconure11 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        What even is that subreddit?

        Should I even know?

        [–]Khaelgor 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        When people forgets than being edgy is not a good thing.

        [–]joeTaco 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        This is peak edge.

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        [–]captainpriapism -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        lol protectandserve is full of as many big talkers as leftwithsharpedge