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submitted by FaceShitterExposerOfSkeev - announcement
I was very touched and inspired by the poet PSJJJJ_'s latest, greatest work: "Fuck you #2".
In the spirit of edgy community, it would be great to follow their lead and write poetry of our own. We can use the same theme: the death of this royal bastard prince.
Here's my entry:
The Prince that Choked
The Prince that was promised
To lead the degenerates that chuckle at our misfortune.
Stigmatizing the marginalized,
The chuckleheads will take their place at his side.
The punk with the clean kitchen fills the air with snark,
She had inspired us with her wit.
Now she joins the ranks of the drama kind
and the shaggy dog is revealed.
She is General Punks of snark
and the Prince smiles his smug smile;
It fills the room
Snark and smug fuse and everything seems lost.
We weep for what could have been,
The cloud of smark engulfs us all.
Choke on your chicken nuggets,
You smug little man.
Choke on your chicken nuggets.
This, the last breath you take.
Choke now, young prince.
Choke and die.
No tears will be shed.
all 46 comments
[–]salothsarus 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
There was once a liberal Kropotkin,
his praxis was nothing but rotten,
so he saw a riot and and tried to decry it,
so they took his smug ass and deep-fried it
[–]Cis-SlicerPSJJJJ_ 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Fucking perfect.
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Couldn't be more perfect.
[–]ImperialistFlayerZombieBerkman 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
You win.
[–]Cis-SlicerPSJJJJ_ 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
Love it! I'm going to have to step up my game!
Also, as a note, I'm a 'they' not a 'he'.
murder all cis-hets! :)
[–]FaceShitterExposerOfSkeev[Submitter] 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Whoops. Fixed.
[–]Cis-SlicerPSJJJJ_ 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
It's cool, you're just on my gank list now. :)
(But srs, nbd)
[–]FashFisterthe_young_commie 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
Kropotkin the young monarch
decried the sharp to his edge
in fact all he had was his bark
till the day he stood on deaths ledge
he could have staved off the edgelords attack
if only he had been sharp enough
but as ideological leader he was a quack
now his death would surely be rough
 
his death wont be quick
we'll kick in his dick
hit him with a stick
his heartstrings we'll flick
his kidney i'll nick
we'll out his eyes pick
use his fat as wax and his hair for the wick
bash in his head with a brick
up is his shtick
that uncultured hick
that fucking prick
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
I'm glad none of his parts will go to waste, way to be eco-conscious, edgelord!!
[–]FashFisterthe_young_commie 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
thanks, i try.
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
Love the use of chicken nuggets as a catalyst for his timely demise. Guessing you saw that post where he said he was eating chicken nuggets in bed, lol.
[–]FaceShitterExposerOfSkeev[Submitter] 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Yeah, that really stuck with me for some reason. It just seemed really arrogant.
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Also spotted 2 game of thrones refs : )
[–]ImperialistFlayerZombieBerkman 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Schooled in economics,
Top percentile in the Ivy League,
His castle daddy pays for,
The anarchist that loath to see action.
A gas leak while he slumbers,
Dreaming up those idle liberal notions,
Police and soldiers hand in hand,
Bashing the proles heads in.
A smile on the prince's precious little face...
Never to awaken.
[–]Jack-Rousseau 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Prince Jack
I have your back
I've climbed this cliff a thousand times
So grasp my leg with your hands
I'll pull you up and save your life
Your harness is tangled
Locked tight
I have to cut through it with my knife
It'll be okay, sweet prince
Now the only thing keeping you from falling
Is your hands wrapped around my leg
But I'll gladly saw through my foot
Just to see you splat
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
I smash your face,
and fill it with mace.
Slice open your taint,
and shove my fist into that scrotum.

I need to be inside you, handsome prince!
Your blood sprays on my leg;
so warm and pleasing.

Reaching deep into your sack,
I fling your testicles at the wall.
Now you're ready for my cock.

I hope I cum before you bleed out,
But if not;
I don't think I'll stop.
[–]MaraudingMaoForseti0 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Dearest prince,
What a pretty corpse you make.
Your delicate skin
Painted so bright.
Now all I need is a handy sieve
To separate the skeev from your blood
I fill a bottle with purified plasma
Now with this magic lotion
I lube my anus
And amputate your rotting penis.
[–]ImperialistFlayerZombieBerkman 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
So how do we pick a winner?
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Whoever gets shadow-banned first, wins. I'm anticipating a tie.
[–]Cis-SlicerPSJJJJ_ 0 points1 point2 points  (23 children)
Yeah also what's the deal with Punks? She seems cool except for her PK fandom.
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
She's on a nihilism kick.
Fuck everything and everyone apart from PK.
[–]Cis-SlicerPSJJJJ_ 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
She's always been a PK fan. Her and I regularly went to Drama/Anarchism threads, the direction of her and I's general connotation diverged pretty quickly.
I like this new AntiCiv stuff we're seeing though - I'm a fan.
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Yeah, it's turning me on too.
[–]ImperialistFlayerZombieBerkman 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
I wouldn't say always - don't forget she banned him the first time and then demodded herself from meta when sync undid the ban.
[–]Scrubaholicpunkswcleankitchens 0 points1 point2 points  (18 children)
No scrub's gonna tells me who I can and can't talk to
How's that for edge?
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
What's a scrub?
[–]Scrubaholicpunkswcleankitchens 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Scrubs is just scrubs mate
But you know that
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
No; English isn't my first language.
[–]Cis-SlicerPSJJJJ_ 0 points1 point2 points  (14 children)
Brb talking to Nrx :)
Ur the scrub.
[–]Scrubaholicpunkswcleankitchens -1 points0 points1 point  (13 children)
One of us is still a mod and the other deleted their account cuz they couldn't take the heat
I think it'e clear who the scrub is here
[–]FaceShitterExposerOfSkeev[Submitter] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
I'm deeply disturbed by your constant attacks on the scrub community.
[–]Cis-SlicerPSJJJJ_ 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
Lol yeah fuck mental instability, that's for cucks and weaklings. People with depression should just get over it.
Go kill yourself.
[–]Scrubaholicpunkswcleankitchens -1 points0 points1 point  (3 children)
"Lol yeah fuck mental instability, that's for cucks and weaklings. People with depression should just get over it."
-Rad, on why it's okay to tell people to kill themselves
[–]Cis-SlicerPSJJJJ_ 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
I feel like it's justified for me to push back your stigmatization of what I went through as aggressively as I see fit.
[–]Scrubaholicpunkswcleankitchens 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
I spend all day talking about murdering someone, but jokes about me not being a mod anymore are OVER THE LINE
Don't dish it if you can't take it, fam
[–]Cis-SlicerPSJJJJ_ 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
> go kill yourself
And it's not about me not being a mod, I'm glad that's the case, it's the part where you imply I'm weaker or less than you because I experienced depression. That's the part that's over the line.
[–]_saisonenenfer 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
that's unkind to say
[–]Scrubaholicpunkswcleankitchens 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
2edgy4u?
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh -1 points0 points1 point  (3 children)
You act like moderating on reddit is an object of veneration. Who cares? Anyone that sees the futility of this liberal cesspool has my full respect.
[–]Scrubaholicpunkswcleankitchens 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
Don't you have berries to pick
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Is that supposed to be a burn? You don't need to do that, I wuv u punks <3
[–]Scrubaholicpunkswcleankitchens 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
No burns, just bantz
[–]Scrubaholicpunkswcleankitchens 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
Is calling me a shaggy dog supposed to insult me? Because I'm a mangy fucking animal and I revel in it.
I've yet to see anything here worthy of the label edgy, nothing but punks everywhere I look. You're gonna have to step it up if you want to impress me.
[–]FaceShitterExposerOfSkeev[Submitter] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
A shaggy dog is an exciting character with tons of potential that ends up going nowhere and having no point.
[–]CopCutternowaydaddioh 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
I'll win your heart one day, fair edgemaiden.
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