<Paradox> really? you just had to shutdown another channel?
<rdv[swag]> this is my network and I will run it the way I want.
<Paradox> So shutdown #techsupport because you are having some little bitch fit?
<rdv[swag]> I can easily replace you.
<Paradox> you give that line every other week when I call you out
<Paradox> nothing ever happens
<flotwig> real mature rdv, real mature
<Paradox> mature? i don't think he knows that word
<Paradox> if he ever turns into some sort of mature person ill go out and spend $500 on lottery tickets
<grisher> boy you done fucked up rdv on that petty shit
<grisher> who knows, maybe you will shutdown the entire network in a month or two at this rate
<Phase> seriously? you closed down #techsupport?
<Phase> What did that channel do? Did they look at you funny? Call you a big fat meany head?
<Phase> For every new channel thats gets registered, you close down two.
<Duck> *QUACK* *QUACK* you idiot
<Duck> freaking stupid
<entropy> rdv[swag], /nick rdv[grinch]
<entropy> i think rdv[fucking_idiot] would be better 
<Duck> i would use bigger words, but i dont think you would understand them
<rdv[swag]> hush Duck
<nekosune> good job!
<jotun> *sigh*
<jotun> *this never gets old*
<jotun> amirite 
<ScarletAngel> Sometimes I just want to bang my head against the desk
<ScarletAngel> This network is seriously a freaking joke
<ScarletAngel> You really are breaking shit while we have to pick up the pieces
<ScarletAngel> at this rate we might as well be full time janitors
<diss> oh joy
<nekosune> how many more of these channels are you going to close down
<nekosune> you are better at closing channels than a republican trying to shutdown abortion clinics
<Duck> no, ill speak my mind on this since you created this drama like the last two billion times
<diss> seriously rdv[swag]?!???? this shit again... 
<rdv[swag]> my network my rules.
<rdv[swag]> like i have said before. if you don't like it you can quit
<entropy> my network my rules .. blah blah blah broken record
<Mike> yes yes, we know, you own the network *snort*
<Mike> sometimes i wish the network were in better hands
<greenduch> "<rdv[swag]> well, here's how things work in rdv land"
<greenduch> seriously? your land?
<rdv[swag]> where the fuck did you get that?
<greenduch> http://pastebin.com/raw/UygrVnZe
<Phase> wtf rdv, wtf are you doing in that pastebin
<Phase> why... wait... why do I even ask
<Phase> asking you to explain your logic is pointless
<ScarletAngel> Phase, running the place into the ground
<ScarletAngel> so far its going rather great
<greenduch> the amount of bullshit ive seen you do is baffling
<greenduch> did I tell you this swag shit is retarded?
<greenduch> I think I did, but you ignored me.
<greenduch> no wonder MillenniumFalc0n quit... he got tired of your shit
<ricin> "quit", more like forced out
<greenduch> what????
<entropy> seriously forced out?
<ricin> oh right, you dont know the real reasons
<Phase> I liked Millennium a lot
<ScarletAngel> yeah, Millennium was great at it
<ScarletAngel> he never went into rages due to minor events
<Phase> so, rdv, back to the important questions
<Phase> what is next? close down #reddit?
<Phase> can we create a channel and let the users on the network place bets on which channel will be closed?
<rdv[swag]> Like I said, my network my rules
<ricin> rdv, lets talk logically
<ricin> (not, thats impossible with rdv)
<ricin> don't be an idiot and do this shit, you are destroying the network
<rdv[swag]> MY NETWORK. MY RULES.
<rdv[swag]> I'll remove you. Don't tempt me. I am not in the mood for your political dissents right now
<Phase> seriously?
<Duck> Sure, take your minor issues out against the channel
<Duck> How many users did that channel have?
<Duck> How many users did you just piss off?
<Duck> How many of them have left the network and never came back?
<Duck> I bet you cant answer those questions
<rdv[swag]> Duck, enough of this
<jotun> The amount of channel closures is too damned high
<Phase> jotun, you know the rules and so do i, no memes 
<Paradox> seriously? this shit is showing up in a pastebin
<Paradox> I'm tired of helping with damage control, you are worse 
<Mike> jesus christ rdv, this is not reddit, stop acting like some reddit admin
<Mike> rdv, you are not some reddit admin... this is just some third party irc network
<Phase> That pastebin is sad...
<SaintNik> oh for fsck sake rdv, not the bullshit again
<SaintNik> sometimes i wonder how this network has not imploded on itself
<noeatnosleep> ahahahahaha
<Mike> this is just... I need to take a walk
<Mike> going AFK, have fun
<noeatnosleep> this never gets old 
<noeatnosleep> 10/10 would watch again 
<diss> ...
<diss> rdv[swag] stop with the power trips, just stop
<Greenish> power trips is an understatement 
<Greenish> this is worse, you closed down the entire channel over that petty thing in the pastebin
<Paradox> oh to hell with rdv...
<Paradox> rdv[swag], how many channels have you closed down? how many?
<Paradox> rdv[swag], I'll tell you, this makes it 68. 68 channels. 
<nekosune> wat
<nekosune> has to be 80ish channels 
<noeatnosleep> only 68? figured it be at 100+
<Greenish> i figured it would of been 150
<Paradox> and you go batshit over the contents of that pastebin? LOL
<Paradox> rdv[swag], should we tell everyone in the channel your dirty little secret? 
<Paradox> maybe even the entire network
<Paradox> because the irony is killing, its painful
<rdv[swag]> if you so much as spread a single little thing from that event... 
<rdv[swag]> you know, nobody would believe you, i'll just say you were fired for stupid shit
<rdv[swag]> you created lies as revenge due to you getting fired
<Phase> stupid shit? you are the one to be talking
<Phase> buddy, you done fucked up big time
<entropy> i agree with Phase this is a massive screwup 
<entropy> what is this secret? irony of that #techsupport drama?
<entropy> oh please don't tell me
<runfromnowhere> good job rdv
<runfromnowhere> good fucking job
<runfromnowhere> what are you trying to do here?
<grisher> Paradox, tell us what?
<jotun> yeah tell us, I want to know
<polychromie> what the fuck did i just walk into?
<nekosune> spill the beans, what is this secret
<Phase> polychromie, nothing new
<polychromie> what is this little secret?
<Paradox> oh its much worse than the contents of that pastebin
<polychromie> how much worse?
<rdv[swag]> enough. this is my network and i'll do whatever i want.
<rdv[swag]> all of you are acting like children
<entropy> can someone fix that broken record
<rdv[swag]> Paradox: if you so much as give them a hint...
<SaintNik> MINE MINE MINE MINE 
<SaintNik> so mature
<SaintNik> such wow
<SaintNik> do i need to continue
<Paradox> Fine... I won't say anything.
<polychromie> rdv ...
<ricin> Paradox, what "dirty little secret"?
<weylin> oh great this shit AGAIN
<weylin> why oh why does this always happen rdv
<weylin> this is worse than a rerun of COPS 
<void> wow 
<void> just wow
<void> just when i thought you could not top the previous shit show you caused
<jotun> we need to make a show out of this 
<flotwig> why? tv show cant get better than rdv doing stupid shit
<Paradox> Oh fine. Guess I'll tell everyone! 
<Paradox> 'Memeber that time you made the ircd log EVERYTHING for a month? 
<Paradox> I 'member
<Paradox> 'Memeber that time you went reading random PMs of people that were shit talking about you?
<Paradox> I 'memeber
<Paradox> rdv, you are 100000000x worse than that contents of that little pastebin 
<Duck> DUDE 
<entropy> irony is not even a word for this
<entropy> mass network logging? over someone doing some name calling?
<Paradox> trust me, it could have been worse
<Paradox> a lot worse
<Duck> what the fuck? rdv was logging the entire network for a month?
<Duck> Nineteen Eighty-Four was a warning, not an instruction manual 
<Duck> I dont think any of you here are old enough to get that
<Paradox> yes, someone trash talked him so he went in and made the ircd log the entire network for a month just to catch the person talking trash again
<Paradox> it was rather funny that he would log the entire network just for something so petty
<Paradox> rdv disconnected the trash talkers from the network, they are banned forever
<Smiles> WHAT THE FUCK
<Smiles> HE LOGGED THE ENTIRE NETWORK FOR A MONTH?!?!?
<jotun> O.o
<jotun> hahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha
<SaintNik> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
<SaintNik> fscking idiot 
<SaintNik> that is just.... i can not comprehend the reasoning for that
<nekosune> !
<nekosune> Wow. Just Wow. 
<entropy> Duck, I hate that movie
<Paradox> yes
<Paradox> very
<ricin> wat
<weylin> That is a new one. I don't think you can top that now. 
<ricin> did I read that correctly?
<ricin> the entire network was logged for a month...
<ricin> ..... why?
<ricin> oh dear god why
<Paradox> yes. you know that one server that none of you can access?
<Phase> <Phase> buddy, you done fucked up big time
<Phase> alright, i take that back... 
<void> !?%%#$%@#$%@#$%$
<void> <void> wow 
<void> <void> just wow
<void> <void> just when i thought you could not top the previous shit show you caused
<void> yeah.. I also take that back 
<Phase> BUDDY, YOU DONE FUCKED UP SUPER BIG TIME
<nekosune> Duck: 1984 is putting it nicely
<nekosune> Duck: This is well beyond that. 
<SaintNik> i hated that book
<flotwig> seriously?
<SaintNik> it reminds me of that gay apple commercial from like 1984
<Duck> nekosune, true... but still
<Duck> For any of you that have never read it, go read it now.
<Duck> SaintNik, LOLOLOLOLOL
<flotwig> Paradox, that server? seriously? 
<flotwig> i kind of questioned why we have it but never got an answer on it, ive never seen it do anything other than connect and disconnect 
<flotwig> but that just explains everything 
<Paradox> he modified it and next the thing I know he a crapton of logs of channels and queries of everything on the network 
<entropy> how did you figure this out?
<Paradox> so anything you have said, he has a copy
<Greenish> when was this?
<Paradox> oh a few months back
<weylin> great, so he might know everything i've ever said
<Duck> oh think of it as a good thing! personal backup copies
<Duck> rdv - Your personal IRC log backup service!
<Duck> id like a copy of everything ive ever said. how much would it cost?
<weylin> thats not creepy at all
<Greenish> so who all knew?
<Greenish> weylin, lmfao you have no idea 
<Greenish> first purging channels and now this
<Paradox> just me and rdv
<Greenish> how the fuck did you find out about this?
<Greenish> and why the hell did you allow it?
<Paradox> I saw the server was lagging a lot worse than other servers and that server was a bit more powerful than the others so i went looking and found massive amounts of logs
<Paradox> rdv was (still is) rather pissed when I figured out
<Paradox> I never allowed it 
<Duck> awwwww butthurt 
<Duck> salty
<ricin> this is messed up
<ricin> who all had access into that server?
<Paradox> just me and rdv, if i had known about the mass logging from day one, it would of been shutdown instantly
<Paradox> I gave him an ultimatum, turn that crap off and delete everything or I go public 
<void> and you have been sitting on this?
<Paradox> yes, I sat on it
<noeatnosleep> thats a new one
<noeatnosleep> you crazy fucker
<noeatnosleep> maybe creepy 
<weylin> at least we know he can't pull anything more stupid than that
<weylin> might was well create a "RFnet" "rdv free network" like efnet "eris free net"
<weylin> im sure you know what happened to eris 
<weylin> eris is gone along with the eris network
<SaintNik> I dont like efnet, its shit
<weylin> so does the rest of irc
<noeatnosleep> rdv[swag], sometimes i can't believe the shit you have done on here
<noeatnosleep> rdv[swag], you act like this is some sort of playground for you
<noeatnosleep> oh you can't ever be wrong on here
<Paradox> The amount of damage it would cause would be impossible to control
<noeatnosleep> this is gold
<noeatnosleep> i would of never imagined this shit
<Paradox> So we just forgot it ever happened
<rdv[swag]> SERIOUSLY. YOU HAD TO TELL THEM ABOUT THAT
<Greenish> WHY rdv[swag] WHY
<Duck> asking him why wont give you answers
<Greenish> I... I have nothing to say. 
<Greenish> I seriously cant believe you did something like that
<Greenish> yeah i've seen you go on your power trips but that... 
<jotun> BREAKING NEWS - RDV SPIED ON THE ENTIRE NETWORK FOR A MONTH! MORE AT '11!
<diss> popcorn.gif
<diss> salty
<jotun> You can't make this up, you are nothing but a little butt hurt child
<Paradox> You logged the entire network for a month
<rdv[swag]> THAT IS DIFFERENT
<Duck> You keep using that word, i do not think it means what you think it means
<diss> bullshit
<Greenish> next thing you know he will be editing lines people send 
<diss> that is the worst damned reason ive ever heard and ive heard a lot of excuses 
<weylin> i can't wait for the detailed reasoning as to this mass network spying 
<weylin> who knows, rdv might win an Oscar or two when his excuses become a movie
<weylin> leonardo dicaprio got one, so anything is possible now
<SaintNik> he might get other awards
<SaintNik> id love to watch that on national tv
<weylin> rdv, how many agencies do you work for now? I forget
<diss> you just... I can't even begin to tell you the amount of stupid you have done due to that
<noeatnosleep> riiiigghhhhttt 
<noeatnosleep> on a scale of one to 10, this is a 17
<SaintNik> nah this is like a 4 on the rdv scale
<Smiles> How in the hell is it different?
<ricin> what drove you to do this level of stupid?
<Pancakesarehere> jesus christ
<PhonicUK> usually i'll keep myself out of this, but this is an exception
<PhonicUK> WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LOG THE ENTIRE NETWORK FOR A MONTH
<rdv[swag]> BECAUSE ITS MY NETWORK AND I WILL DO WHATEVER I WANT
<rdv[swag]> MY NETWORK. NOT YOURS. 
<PhonicUK> Worse than the reddit admins
<PhonicUK> later
<ricin> agreed
<Duck> understatement of the year
<ScarletAngel> this is just great
<ScarletAngel> first the other channels then #techsupport and now this
<ScarletAngel> mass network spying without other opers knowing
<ScarletAngel> boy you must hate being called an idiot behind your back
<ScarletAngel> rdv[swag], its time to grow up 
<Krampus`PetWendigo> that is a new level of stupid rdv
<Krampus`PetWendigo> new level 
<Krampus`PetWendigo> I don't think anyone can top that
<void> maybe change his vhost into snoonet/owner/sekrit.nsa.logger/rdv
<void> try explaining that to the entire network
<Phase> do it
<ricin> oh fuck
<Smiles> void++
<Smiles> i'd pay to watch that go down 
<Smiles> maybe make the ircd dump everything into one of our channels
<noeatnosleep> no... dump everything into #reddit and let them freak out and shit
<noeatnosleep> i'm sure the entire network would love to know they are all being spied on
<Smiles> i mean rdv did it so i'm sure we can get away with it
<Duck> maybe shutdown a channel or two
<greenduch> with some blackjack and hookers
<greenduch> 5/7 would watch again 
<weylin> "Welcome to Snoonet, spying on other users is wrong, unless you're rdv"
<leonthemisfit[swag]> I...... What........ Why..............
<leonthemisfit[swag]> This is rather serious
<SaintNik> he does not know what serious is
<ricin> serious is putting it lightly
<ricin> we are talking about full on network level spying
<ricin> the fact that it was even happened and we didn't not know about it just makes it worse
<leonthemisfit[swag]> The entire network would freak out if they found out
<noeatnosleep> maybe send a few globals 
<rdv[swag]> oh i'd love to see you try to send a global about this. 
<rdv[swag]> i dare you
<leonthemisfit[swag]> real mature
<leonthemisfit[swag]> stop acting like a 13 year old and act like someone your own age
<runfromnowhere> rdv logged the entire network due to someone calling him name?
<runfromnowhere> that is a new level of stupid
<runfromnowhere> and i thought you could not go any higher
<rdv[swag]> ENOUGH
<rdv[swag]> THIS IS MY NETWORK AND I WILL RUN IT THE WAY I WANT TO RUN IT
<rdv[swag]> YOU CAN ALL QUIT FOR ALL I CARE
<ScarletAngel> s/IT/IT INTO THE GROUND/
<SaintNik> ground? we are about half way into china at this rate 
<SaintNik> i dont want a direct route into china
<ScarletAngel> oh i want a direct route into china! think of how much quicker we can get stuff
<ScarletAngel> so far you seem to be doing a rather good job at it! 
<ScarletAngel> keep up the good work! 
<ricin> you really don't understand the gravity of this situation
<ricin> do you?
<Phase> real mature rdv 
<Phase> real mature
<SaintNik> new rule: anything rdv does, we do this opposite
<Phase> are you done being a child?
<Phase> the fact that you go into a drunken rage at the slightest little thing is pathetic
<Phase> take a /quit for a week or two 
<void> agreed
<Greenish> same 
<Greenish> you really need to take a break
<diss> .......
<diss> On this episode of rdv's raging stupidity....
<Mike> DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
<Mike> I GO AFK FOR A BIT AND THIS SHIT
<Mike> THIS.....
<Mike> .................... my god
<Mike> Seriously, you spied on the entire network for a month?
<SaintNik> it gets better! 
<SaintNik> he is going to win an Oscar or two! 
<Paradox> Mike, yes
<Paradox> Oh! Don't forget the time he did it with the bouncer we provide! 
<Phase> Paradox???? he also logged that shit? 
<Paradox> only for a day or two
<Paradox> this was around the time we started the bouncer a while back
<Mike> What gave you that idea...
<Smiles> wow
<Mike> Do you know how STUPID that is?
<Mike> Are you trying to kill the network? At first I didn't notice it, but now its clear
<Mike> ... 
<weylin> agreed
<Mike> This is why we can't have nice things
<Smiles> rdv, Might was well change the network from Snoonet into SpyingAndWhiningnet
<Smiles> That is all you seem to be good at around here. Just bitching and whining all the time. 
<Smiles> Closing down channels because the ops looked at you funny. 
<Smiles> Should I keep going or will create more threats?
<SaintNik> oh lol 
<void> LOL
<Duck> lmao thats gold
<ricin> wow