Stories of female acquaintances hitting the wall

[numbCruncherParticipant 609]

We’ve had a topic showing pictures of women before and after they hit the wall, but AFAIK nothing dedicated to your experiences of women you know hitting the wall. So here’s mine – please move if covered elsewhere.

About 8 years ago, a friend of mine married a woman who was a solid 8 at the time. Full scale frosty bitch. She wouldn’t have crossed the road to piss on me if I was on fire, much less offer a civil word in conversation. She was 32 when they married. In the wedding photographs she looks like a Vogue cover girl. His employment prospects weren’t much but he had tons of women fawning over him as apparently he is quite a pretty boy.

They now have 2 kids, and Prissy Missy is now 40 and has hit the wall harder than a JATO-propelled car in the Arizona desert. She has put on 30 pounds and sunk to a low 4, and she knows it.

I met this hag at a party last month, and whaddya know?! The hair tossing started as soon as I walked in the room. I am not much to look at but my job pays waaaay better than my buddy’s and is far more secure. And now suddenly when I am facing in her general direction, there seems to be an urgent need for her to run both hands through her hair whilst holding her head back and thrusting her tits out.

My buddy is driving himself into the ground in a shitty job he hates, to support this bitch while she works part time. I think he knows what she’s like now, but it’s too late. You can see it in his eyes, poor bastard.

So to all you guys out there who are thinking of getting married:

LEARN FROM OTHER’S MISTAKES. BECAUSE IF YOU MAKE THEM YOURSELF, YOU WILL PAY AND PAY WITHOUT END.

You say "love is a temple, love the higher law" ...You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl. And I can't be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt

[ChauvinistPigParticipant]

Mine hasn’t really gained weight, but her skin is beginning to get those little old lady wrinkles. Crows feet, gobbler neck, and spider veins are forming too. You would not guess me to be a little older than she is these days.

Two years ago people there were people who thought we were both ten years younger than our ages.

The Wall takes a tuna down as quickly and viciously as a school of tuna decimate a swirling ball of baitfish.

Enjoy your cats, cunts.

[Faith+1Participant 660]

How many times has a guy slept with what they thought was a cracking bird only to be horrified the next day when the make-up was off.

Drink, dim nightclubs and make-up are a mans worst nightmare.

[SkeptiskParticipant 1731]

Faith+1 wrote:

How many times has a guy slept with what they thought was a cracking bird only to be horrified the next day when the make-up was off.

Drink, dim nightclubs and make-up are a mans worst nightmare.

Up like a 10, down like a 0. Beer goggles has brought more misery to man than wars.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[QuellParticipant 281]

My favorite story involved a female friend of a friend. She was a knockout when she was younger… 6 ft tall blonde with a New England uppity attitude. She aged well up until about age 40.

She is now 45 years old, divorced with a kid. She looks bad these days. Put on some weight and that fresh face is now wrinkled and sagging.

The best part about this mini story is that she is a huge narcissist. She posts 4-5 things per day on facebook. In recent years her “liked” numbers have taken a huge dump. Now she posts pictures of her 12 year old daughter in psyudo model poses just to get people to like her stuff. She lives through her daughter… this is the same daughter she called “her spawn” just a few years ago when she dumped her off at a friends house so she could go out partying.

Karma is awesome.

[KimmurielParticipant 326]

Bruh. My aunt used to look like Tyra Banks when she was a supermodel, but after having a kid and my uncle leaving her, she looks like a line backer without the shoulder pads

"You meet a few exceedingly forsaken, Sit around the cooler refusing domestication" Aesop Rock

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