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FUCK OFF. We don't want you. We're tired of being pawns to you. We're tired of being used and abused by you so you can claim you're super duper tolerant of others and you're "totally on board with gay people!" Fuck OFF with that bullshit. You're not one of us. You will NEVER be one of us. YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE AND YOU ARE OUR ENEMY AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.
You will never understand what we go through regularly, so stop fucking pretending you do. You are nothing but filled with hate and abuse and we want NOTHING to do with you. Do yourselves a favor and STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM US.
Fuck you, /r/askgaybros
all 88 comments
[–]GoldenGirlFan 6 points7 points8 points  (9 children)
Are you off your meds again
[–]Deefian 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
I know right? So much anger.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -5 points-4 points-3 points  (7 children)
Straight people are FUCKING EVIL and I can't fucking believe that none of you can see that
[–]Dubzophrenia 3 points4 points5 points  (5 children)
That's funny.
A few years ago white people said the same thing about black people.
Way to just perpetuate the prejudice and hatred.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -5 points-4 points-3 points  (4 children)
The hatred is justified when they hate us back!
[–]Dubzophrenia 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
Hatred is never justified. Hatred breeds hatred.
The majority of people support LGBT equality today. Stop acting like they're the devils.
Are there some that are bad? Yes. But you can't pool them all together.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points  (2 children)
They pool us all together so why not pool right back?!
[–]Dubzophrenia 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
"Two wrongs don't make a right"
"When seeking revenge, dig two graves"
"Success is the best revenge for anything"
"Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die"
"Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore." I personally like this one. You're weak.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points  (0 children)
I REFUSE TO FORGIVE OR FORGET. WEAK PEOPLE FORGIVE. STRONG PEOPLE FIGHT BACK AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS DESTROYED
[–]Xolah 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
That's kinda funny since the one I'm living with is kinda awesome.
[–]Deefian 5 points6 points7 points  (19 children)
D- troll bait, stop being such an edgy miserable little shit.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points  (18 children)
So you actually think straight people can EVER be on our side?!
[–]Deefian 6 points7 points8 points  (17 children)
Most of them are.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points  (16 children)
It's all FUCKING lip service and you know it. Straight people have NEVER supported us and they NEVER will.
[–]Deefian 3 points4 points5 points  (15 children)
Man, doesn't it tire you to be so angry all the time? Having a different sexual orientation doesn't make someone any more or less of a person lol.
I support our straight allies.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (14 children)
To be angry means IM ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING and I'm not being COMPLACENT unlike you FUCKS.
we need to DESTROY OUR ENEMIES in anyway we can!
[–]Deefian 4 points5 points6 points  (9 children)
People like you are more of an enemy than straight people are right now.
Where does all this anger come from, kiddo. Maybe it's a good idea to talk to a professional about your issues.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points  (8 children)
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ANGRY RIGHT NOW?! Anger is the ONLY FEELING that you should be having and if you're not feeling it YOURE FUCKING NAIVE
[–]Deefian 3 points4 points5 points  (7 children)
I have no reason to be angry. Such a waste of energy, too. I live in a country where LGBT+ people are treated with respect, so I have no anger towards "the straight menace" lol.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points  (6 children)
Straight people are ALWAYS A FUCKING MENACE TO OUR WELLBEING. They are our ENEMIES and we must HATE THEM.
[–]EVILGR33NRNGR 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
If we like what maybe 10% of the population on Earth somehow destroyed all the straight ppl, you realize the human race would be extinct in like 1 maybe 2 generations. You're either mentally disturbed or pathetically lonely. Either way your mother shoulda swallowed you.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (2 children)
We could just have people inseminated. If straight people didn't exist the world would be a FUCKING better place.
[–]EVILGR33NRNGR 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Who hurt you bro?
[–]mrtman327 5 points6 points7 points  (4 children)
For fuck's sake its people like you that are why I've been off Reddit a lot lately.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -4 points-3 points-2 points  (3 children)
YOU ARE FUCKING BLIND TO THE TRUTH. Your straight friends will fucking SELL YOU OUT MARK MY WORDS
[–]mrtman327 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
Uh huh. Sure. Imma take your word for it that my best friend of five years is gonna just turn on me. Just like that. Better start disowning all the straight people in my life! It's the only way!
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
FUCK OFF HOMOPHOBE
[–]mrtman327 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
You are so fucking retarded. Oh my god how retarded you are.
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[–]Rev115 3 points4 points5 points  (7 children)
Too bad they will never see this since your post died in /new
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -4 points-3 points-2 points  (6 children)
IF YOURE NOT WITH US YOU ARE AGAINST US
[–]IWearTheRain 2 points3 points4 points  (5 children)
Sorry mate, but I'm only against block capitals and people who don't know how to spell, "you're"...
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points  (4 children)
Wtf are block capitals, HOMOPHOBE?
[–]IWearTheRain 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
Kiddo, it sounds like you need a lot of education - on a vast array of subjects. All I'm going to say is, "Shhhhhh.... There there... There there..." and pat you metaphorically on the head and tell you it'll all be okay.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (2 children)
Don't fucking patronize me you fucking slut
[–]IWearTheRain 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
Oh god I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, but you're absolutely hilarious.
Yes, I may be a 'fucking slut' but you're judgemental, unhappy and you'll probably die alone with nobody to ever love you because you're a withered, dried up little husk of an individual who's soul is a tornado filled with razorblades cutting him up on the inside.
Now go outside, take a deep breath of fresh air (if you've ever left the mildew soaked basement you call a home) and get a fresh sense of perspective.
I hope you cheer up.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
Fuck off. You're internalized homophobia is showing
[–]John2Nhoj 1 point2 points3 points  (7 children)
As a gay person you wouldn't have what rights you have if it weren't for those straight people who support gay people and vote in their favor when there is a vote that concerns the welfare of gay people.
There aren't enough gay people to do any of that for themselves.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -3 points-2 points-1 points  (6 children)
Oh good, we got the SCRAPS that the straights just fucking THREW TO US when it was CONVENIENT for them. You KNOW they will go right back to hating us in A FUCKING HEARTBEAT.
[–]John2Nhoj 0 points1 point2 points  (5 children)
There are birds, birds, birds outside of your house just waiting to peck your eyes you when you step outside. You better go hide in your basement quick! lol!
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (4 children)
Fuck off you internalized HOMOPHOBE
[–]John2Nhoj 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
You fuck off you delusional, should have been an abortion nitwit.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (2 children)
No, you. I hope someone kills you.
[–]John2Nhoj 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Go crawl back up inside you lazy fat mothers rotten cunt and give her another shot at that abortion.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
COMPENSATING FOR YOUR TINY DICK, MUCH?!
[–]Isimagen 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Whitney warned us that crack is whack and yet you didn't heed her message. Seems like we might be finding you slumped over, drowned in a tub soon.
[–]youasshat 1 point2 points3 points  (7 children)
Btw this is exactly why guys keep rejecting you and ghosting you. You are a fucking nut bag.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (6 children)
IM NOT A NUTBAG IM JUST A REALIST
[–]youasshat 1 point2 points3 points  (5 children)
You only think that because you are a nut bag.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (4 children)
Fuck off HOMOPHOBE
[–]youasshat 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
Heterophobe
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (2 children)
It's impossible to be prejudiced against a group that holds all the power, in the same way you can't be racist against white people. WE GAYS HAVE NO POWER AND MUST TAKE IT FROM THE EVIL STRAIGHTS BY FORCE IF WE HAVE TO
[–]youasshat 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Yer literally scared of straight people.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
We should be afraid of them!!!
[–]MacheteTigre 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
Psychotic break?
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
NO IM JUST DRUNK AND ANGRY
[–]MacheteTigre 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
Congratulations on nuking your karma btw
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Who the fuck cafes about karma.
[–]MacheteTigre 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Some people cafe a latte
[–]EVILGR33NRNGR 0 points1 point2 points  (17 children)
I'm so glad when I have think back I'm like "I wasn't a piece of shit when I was a teenager right?" I have constant reminders like these that no, no I wasn't.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (16 children)
IM FUCKING 23 ASSHOLE
[–]EVILGR33NRNGR 1 point2 points3 points  (15 children)
Lol that's even better, you're a waste of a human being.
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (14 children)
I sincerely hope you and everyone you love dies a horrible death
[–]EVILGR33NRNGR 0 points1 point2 points  (13 children)
K but just know when I die I'll haunt you
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (12 children)
I have never hated someone more in my entire life. Why don't you just leave me the FUCK alone already?! Stop harassing me!!
[–]EVILGR33NRNGR 1 point2 points3 points  (11 children)
Shhhh bb just bend over and let me take you to pound town.
[–]gayoblivious 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Please? Hahaha
[–]EVILGR33NRNGR 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Pm a mfer and maybe lol
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (8 children)
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FUCK ME PERVERT
[–]EVILGR33NRNGR 1 point2 points3 points  (7 children)
I'll go slow just grab your ankles.....
[–]MacheteTigre 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
You need a snickers
[–]ReturnTheSlab420[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (1 child)
Fuck you I had pizza instead
[–]MacheteTigre 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
No thanks, I don't stick my dick in crazy. Learned that lesson.
Speaking of, you remind me if my ex when he was wasted, but crazier. Didn't know it was possible but you've given me a new perspective on all that
[–]NotSoPerfectlyLonely 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
He's like a gay trump 🙄 lawd honey take a chill pill.
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