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Is Comet Ping Pong a real restaurant? (self.conspiracy)

istherelifeafterlyme が 投稿

hi all -- so can we verify that CPP is a real restaurant? like, is there anyone living in the area that can go there and see if they actually serve food at all? Or is it just a front?? There are hundreds of positive FB reviews but it is clear these people were either payed to make positive reviews or they are involved in pedophilia themselves. We have seen the video of the girl screaming inside Comet so that leads me to think it is not an actual restaurant at all, was just wanting to see if anyone could confirm.

I have a bad feeling they wouldnt even let you in unless you knew their secret code.. and i feel like youd have to be on the "guest list" to even get let in in the first place

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[–]OtterNam 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Yes, of course. They staged all the Yelp reviews and pics. All the restaurant awards. Guy Fieri is a satanist who helped give them credence.

Good grief. There is skepticism and then there is just downright psychosis.

[–]Flyberius 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can someone verify that OP is real and not some paid shill sent in to undermine what little credibility (ha!) this subreddit has?

[–]Freethinkers1 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (4子コメント)

https://www.yelp.com/biz/comet-ping-pong-washington

OP never heard of google or yelp. Over ....10+ years of reviews and hundreds of reviews & pictures. A community based website written by visitors everywhere. Asks if this an actual real restaurant? Incredibly stupid question, makes me wanna face palm 3 times. Learn how to research properly. We can all tell you're not the brightest crayon in the box. Fronts still serve a purpose and does it's main thing.

[–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Just because there are "Over.....10+" years of reviews doesnt mean that CPP didnt buy those reviews. I am open to the idea that it is a real restaurant but so many of the reviews are just so over the top and obviously purchased by Alifante that it i am not buying it. And please do not address me in the third person hun.

[–]junkeee999 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So ten years of Yelp reviews do nothing for you. But you are requesting verification by some stranger here, one person, to post 'yeah went there it's totally real'. And then you're satisfied. How does that make any sense?

[–]SkidmarkSteve 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It doesn't because someone did and she wasn't satisfied.

[–]No8145 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP hates being referred to in the 3rd person.

[–]thatpurptho 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (47子コメント)

This is dumb. Do your research. Don't post here until then

[–]Freethinkers1 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Amen

[–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] -7 ポイント-6 ポイント  (45子コメント)

Explain to me why the hell its dumb?? Have you been to CPP and know for a fact they actually serve pizza? what, are you saying front business arent a thing..??

[–]Blindkitty52 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I mean...there's lots of youtube vids of people like us going there & eating the pizza & stuff. Look those up.

[–]SkyPilIow 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Explain to me why the hell its dumb??

because you've done no fucking research.

because you're making the extremely disingenuous suggestion that cpp is a front based on... fuckall.

because according to this thread your sole evidence is that you personally think that people in videos eating pizza at cpp are all actors

because you are just making shit up now because its easier than actually doing any real investigation yourself.

because you are the essence of idiocy.

because people like you are the reason nobody takes this sub seriously.

because you are a fucking retard.

[–]NewYorkJewbag 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

See, THIS is a well researched comment.

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    [–]twofortomatoes 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    LOL

    [–]JanitorJasper 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The cyber police is on its way. Put your hands away from the keyboard.

    [–]SovereignMan[M] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rule 2. Removed.

    [–]talented 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Most of the time a front still does business. But it also does whatever it is a front to.

    [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (17子コメント)

    But if it were a real restaurant why would there by footage of a girl screaming hysterically for help inside?

    [–]robaloie 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    ...... yeah can anybody with a fucking gun drive down there and make sure it's a real place?!

    [–]talented 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I feel like I've heard of this before, possibly in a different timeline.

    [–]talented 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (13子コメント)

    I saw that video already. You are mistaken. If you look carefully, 2 parents are walking a child in front of the restaurant. The kid is pulling his father because he/she wanted to play ping pong. They just kept walking pulling the crying kid along.

    [–]LurkMcGurck 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Pretty sure this is the same person that claimed the government is killing us all with Lyme disease silently. First red flag, if you wanna use biological warfare, don't choose a disease that literally puts a fuckin bullseye on your victims. Oh and make sure antibiotics don't take care of it

    [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Don't get me started on Lyme disease. as a lifetime sufferer of it I know WAY more about it than you ever will, trust me. The whole point is that some people DO get better with abx, but a large percantage of people (like me) do not and it becomes chronic with symptoms similar to MS, but worse because it does not go into remission. Its not exactly about biological warfare, do not put words into my mouth, its about the government refusing to acknowledge the existence of chronic Lyme and supressing the development of a cure and restricting use of homeopathic & natural remedies that do help with the symptoms. if you go on the CDC or IDSA website they will tell you that there is no such thing and that chronic Lyme sufferers are just crazy. But there are millions of us and we are standing up for our rights. You know nothing about Lyme disease so don't pretend. Do NOT get me started on Lyme Disease.

    [–]literal_reply_guy 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    its about the government refusing to acknowledge the existence of chronic Lyme and supressing the development of a cure and restricting use of homeopathic & natural remedies that do help with the symptoms

    ..but why?

    Past that homeopathy is demonstrably bullshit, not sure why any cynical person would ever advocate it.

    [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    i explained it already, its in here somewhere. they want to weaken us and most importantly our children so that we can't fight back when they exploit us, when they rape and abuse us, when they use our bodys as vehicles for their sick, sadistic fantasies

    [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Thats not true at all. Just watch the video, the screaming starts before the kid and his parents come into the picture. it is clearly coming from in the restaurant. I can understand why you mistakenly think that but i have watched the video literally dozens of times and at different speeds so i know what i am talking about.

    [–]talented 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I know what you are taking about. Yes, the first noise you hear when the parents and kids are out of the frame but that doesn't mean you wouldn't hear that brat. They are outside just like the camera. The kid's screams, which sounds like wait, are when the kid starts reaching out towards the ping pong table.

    It's quite reach to think you would hear that clarity from across the street and having the person be inside the building. Occam's razor.

    [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I very clearly hear "help! help me!" and i think you would too if you would take the time to analyze the video. but whatever, i guess we will just need to agree to disagree on this one.

    [–]ginkomortus 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Agree to disagree on how sound works?

    [–]We-think-we-are-free 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thats fake

    [–]bowsting 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (13子コメント)

    I've been. Personally. It's real.

    [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (12子コメント)

    What was it like, was it as creepy as they say? notice anything fishy, did the staff seem they were hiding something?

    [–]bowsting 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    No. It was a normal pizza place. Nothing unusual at all.

    [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (10子コメント)

    So Then how do you explain all of the revelations that have come out of there ? if it was a "normal pizza place" how is it that they have torture chambers in the basement? Maybe you and i have different definitions of normal, idk. haha

    [–]annoyinglittlevoices 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Maybe the only solution to this in your mind is for it to be a pedophile satanist conspiracy..

    What amount of evidence would it take for you to dismiss it as crazy bullshit propagated by conspiracy theorists?

    We are in a scary, frustrating period of time, and people want a simple reason as to why things are the way they are.

    Instead of a series of difficult and compounding scenarios leading us to this point of inequality and desperation, it would be simpler if there was a satanist conspiracy that we could bring down and then everyone would be happy again

    When in reality, our problem is that our uneducated voters don't vote in local or state elections or in the primaries, and we have to choose between two bad candidates that we don't want, and we want answers afterwards.

    The answer is that we are coddled, rich, pedantic, lazy, undisciplined, and uneducated. You want the easy answer and you want nothing else. Well in the end time will tell that people like you were our downfall

    Tldr; maybe elitist satanist pedophiles conspire to run the country, or dumb lazy fuckers are too dumb to construct a policy based argument im not sure

    [–]bowsting 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Idk dude I can't reconcile those two. It's a very normal pizza place. Used to walk by it basically weekly as well when I was headed over to politics and prose and I have friends who went their regularly as well. Nothing out of the ordinary ever. Its near a very active area of Northwest DC. It would be impressive if there were anything odd going on there.

    That said, I've heard a lot of claims but haven't seen any direct evidence that any of it is verifiable. To the contrary, it seems the opposite that all evidence weighs against it being true.

    [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    dude

    i will go absolutely APE if one more person in this sub calls me that. i am a WOMAN.

    "all evidence weighs against it being true"?????? how could you say that? have you Looked at the evidence or are you just repeating that the NYT told you? I dont believe you've been there. anyone that has been there would at least say something about the creepy artwork, secret bathrooms etc.

    [–]bowsting 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I call men and women dude. It's pretty common.

    Definitely been there. Lived like 4 blocks away for 2 years. The fact that you think there is CERTAINLY something sketch there means youre seeking for confirmation bias. There is nothing weird about the place. At all.

    And I'm saying that because I've looked at the evidence and seen only circumstantial stuff combined with what I've personally seen, I have far more direct proof of it not being true than it actually being true

    [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    you cannot have it both ways. you pizzagate deniers always say 'omg you cant prove somethings not true!!' but here you are saying you have 'direct proof of it not being true'. pick one! That doesn't make sense ,

    [–]Lomedae 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This is amazing. Even if someone that really actually WENT there talks to you you still think you know better because you saw some carefully edited video's and paintshops.

    Instead of weighing evidence and thinking critically you just reject the whole notion that your obsession might be just that, and you have the gal to insinuate they have not even been there? It's just a regular pizza place, without a basement or secret bathrooms. Magic and Santa aren't real, and neither are Satanic rings of Pedo Pizza places. Get a life girl.

    [–]NewYorkJewbag 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm seriously beginning to think YOU'RE a CTR shill bent on discrediting PizzaGate. Kudos!

    [–]rwilco 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There is no basement at the restaurant

    [–]NewYorkJewbag 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You really are not a smart woman, are you? Or maybe just very vey sheltered? Have you heard of google street view? Give that a shot.

    [–]No_Strangers_Here 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So, you are willing to trust a bunch of anonymous people on reddit to say the place is real? okey dokey...

    [–]PM_ME_YOUR_LEMURS 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    OP, you need to seek professional mental help right now.

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      [–]PM_ME_YOUR_LEMURS 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Let me rephrase that: I'd recommend you seek professional medical aid for your 'Lyme disease'.

      [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      why 'Lyme disease' in quotes? are you one of the IDSA people saynig i don't have it?

      [–]PM_ME_YOUR_LEMURS 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      If you do indeed have it, you should be seeking medical help for it along with mental help for that paranoia.

      [–]istherelifeafterlyme[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      i am being treated for Lyme. not that you care about my health. And if by paranoia you mean vigilence and concern for the direction my country is headed then call me Mama paranoid.

      [–]SovereignMan[M] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Rule 2. Removed.

      [–]horridCAM666 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      ......dude. Fuck off. Lol. 1/10

      [–]triplesphere 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      A highly skilled investigator has already been sent. He was able to locate what appeared to be the same restaurant from available pictures. He did confirm the location but there was no activity at the time of the scan. Pressed for time, he discharged his pistol after which he was able to debrief the responding police. I believe he was deputized and may be on loan for a while.

      [–]AntitheistJoker 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      If only I had more upvotes.

      [–]triplesphere 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I think you might enjoy this. https://clyp.it/v2ktjinx

      [–]AntitheistJoker 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      What the wut. Is this real life?

      [–]setecordas 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Are you real?

      [–]Azh1aziam 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      How does a guy who owns a pizza shop become one of GQs most influential people in Washington...dude must me making some FIRE pizza..

      [–]bwburke94 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      If they weren't a real restaurant, the media would need to explain what they really are.

      We've been played in a very long game, dating back decades at the very least. It's time to take back this country by subverting the will of the 1%.

      [–]PerishingSpinnyChair 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The purpose of a front is to appear like a legitimate business while doing the real, illegitimate business in the background. A flower shop that also sells pot, for example. You can use it's business status to launder money as well. It would make sense for a purported pedophile business to be a pizza parlor "in front".

      Secondly, why would a pedophile business NOT have pizza? That would be going too far.

      Thirdly but most importantly, why are you so certain that pedophilia is at play?