[image: joe walsh tweets: I’m a trump supporter. but if russia messed with our election to help hillary lose, I’d be pissed and I’d demand something be done about it.]
[image: ‘modern life dating’ tweets: don’t like how trump at his trump rally is already throwing men under the bus. don’t like it at all. men are who made and make america great.]
wonder why he is this insecure
[image: ‘jrs1956′ tweets: backtrack on illegal invaders and you will lose your base. you want to lose your base, fine. you have been warned.]
well he already received your vote so… youve been conned?
[image: I hope donald trump is not going limp on us. meeing with nyt? soft on global warming? what next? backtrack on second amendment? stand up trump! what the fuck!]
‘going limp.’ interesting phallic imagery there
[image: twitter handle ‘real trumpgrets’ tweets to ann coulter: writing’s on the wall with his admin picks. I voted for him - totally regret it. i am going to dedicate time to point out his lies!]
no relation. but this soul is ‘real’ trumpgrets; i have never supported trump
[image: ‘fred hendee’ tweets: i’m disgusted by your flip on prosecuting clinton. I shouldn’t have voted for you. you are sounding like a republican wimp!]
ha ha clinton got away neener neener
[image: regarding ivanka trump’s meeting with al gore, twitter user ‘psi’ rages into the night: ‘we didn’t hire democrat ivanka, I for one don’t want her!’]
welp you got her. sip[image: twitter user ‘WCU Democrats’ tweets: I shouldn’t have to defend my actions to media, I voted you because 8 years of no jobs is enough (I have undergrad and masters degrees).]
“The unemployment rate for Americans with a bachelor’s degree or higher dipped to 2.3 percent in November.” Washington Post
[image: donald supporter ‘mark r levin’ reacts to an article with a headline that says ‘adviser says trump won’t rip up iran deal, signals he may not move embassy’ with the words ‘say what?’]
update
*comments are back! many readers pointed out that comments add context and subtext. thank you for taking the time to send me your suggestions. sorry for letting my laziness get the better of me. (personally still prefer you guys’ comments though. a headdesking emoticon one on the ann coulter trumpgret made me laugh so. hard. god i needed that)
**retraction: a few readers have pointed out re: the florida post that most of the people living in the to-be-submerged parts of the state voted clinton. this is true and i apologize. but unlike with the carl reiner tweet i shall keep the post up this time, to remind me of my failings (but especially for the informative comments). i hope this retraction gives you some extra schadenfreude.
***thats the thing. i am just an ordinary nobody. i will continue to make mistakes. and hopefully you will continue to gently call me out on them. if i dont rise to the occasion then i am no better than some horrible twitter egg. (even the trumpgretters that i mock are better than i am in that sense.) there will be further retractions and corrections in the future; enjoy the extra schadenfreude!
****stay lovely