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Considering necrophilia - opinions welcome (self.Incels)

StAliaHarkonnen が 投稿

I've been thinking to myself, these normies do sometimes have a point. I should take a more proactive approach to getting laid rather than sit at home feeling sorry for myself. I need to apply myself and look for a solution.

However, instead of following their useless and unimaginative advice, I decided to take a more creative approach, think outside the box and see if there is something I've been missing all along.

After giving it some thought, I must say necrophilia is looking more and more appealing, despite the bad rep it gets, which I think stems out of fear of our own mortality. But should I allow something like that to hold me down on my pursuit of happiness?

Here are some pros and cons I came up with.

PROS:

Don't need to date her or seduce her, can go straight to the point

No performance anxiety since she won't be judgmental

Could still be attractive depending on when she died

Not sure if I like to be touched so that won't be an issue

Won't have to communicate with her and listen to her talk, if I choose to talk she will be a good listener

What happens between us she'll literally take to her grave rather than share with Stacies over margaritas for good comedic value

Unlike a prostitute or regular female, doesn't cost money

Our LDARing lifestyles make us compatible

Sexually open minded to whatever I want to try with her

No risk of hurting her even if we engage in more hardcore BDSM

No risk of accidental impregnation

From her end, it's a wonderful compliment that someone wants to fuck her even when she's dead. Really immortalizes the cunt

Cons:

Not hygienic but can be fixed by wearing a condom

No natural lubrication but vaseline should do

I don't have a good attitude towards worms, that would be a deal breaker I'm afraid (am I being too narrow minded?)

The smell - lots of scanted candles and a google search on mummification should help a bit

Where to find a relatively fresh corpse and how to obtain it without getting caught? - this is really the biggest issue especially cause our intolerant society doesn't consider this legal (but polygamy is ok). Keeping track of obituaries and familiarizing myself with local cemeteries is a start. Should consider more efficient approaches though, open to suggestions.

Just brainstorming - what happens to illegal immigrants when they die? Can I be even more proactive about making this happen? All things considering it doesn't seem as difficult or risky as approaching a living female and getting her to have sex, and nowhere near as annoying.

If you can think of more pros and cons or offer your advice and opinion, this time I'd appreciate it.

Could the best romance turn out to be necromance?

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[–]DatKidNamedCara 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you seriously saying polygamy is worse than necrophilia? Honestly, I just don't get what went wrong in your childhood.

[–]NeedMoreHints 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our LDARing lifestyles make us compatible

10/10

[–]xenoditAll females deserve breast cancer 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is why some incels make normies hate us. We dont want to have just sex. If you want to fuck a corpse buy a sex doll!! Most of us want interaction with the female

[–]commander_zoidberg 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the most messed up thing i have ever read on here.

[–]FatTaker 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Corpses are illegal and poisonous. But otherwise, they are perfect partners in some ways.

[–]somedudethatisaguy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would actually prefer if shes been dead for several days. Pussy maggots for his pleasure FTW.

[–]geralds_good_friend 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

don't

[–]iamhopeless256Most bitter person alive 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sick

[–]eb4writes 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice meme, retard.

Unless you're serious, in which case get help

[–]zasabi7 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe I missed it, but how has no one called you out on consent? If we are out past as much as it present (your words), she would have had to consent to this during her lifetime.

[–]a5aprocky 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You sick fuck

[–]anondeadbeef 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

jfc just pay a hooker

[–]incellingtonIncelligent. Intelligent Incel Gentleman. 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The chaos and evil that lie at the black heart of inceldom have truly begun to corrupt our formerly pure and saintly compatriot. Someone get this man a virgin teen pussy STAT, or I fear for his mortal soul.

[–]Know_What_Fvck_This 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dont fuck a dead body

[–]NeedsmoardesuuuArchmage (32/M) 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha. :) Good one.

This reminds me of my plan to create a tulpa waifu. (For me, the emotional closeness thing supersedes the whole fucking thing. If I only wanted that, I'd have seen a whore by now.)

[–]UnwantedCretin 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds interesting. Please update when you have done the deed.

[–]J4ysin 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uhh. Do you want us to set you up a GoFundMe or something for a hooker?? Jesus.

[–]ZogJhones 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck.

[–]castlite 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Jesus, just pay for a goddamn hooker.

[–]Iamadargon 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can even tell her to play dead.

[–]PDXburrito 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I'd like to add another con to your list. Depending in the time of death, the corpse would most likely be pretty cold. I guess you could fix this by placing a couple hot packs (like the ones you use for your hands on a cold day) inside her before doing the sex.

[–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Good job! You come to me with a problem, but you also come with a solution.

[–]1-800-948-8488 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was my first thought upon reading this, might want to invest in an industrial microwave.

[–]Char_Aznable_Custom 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fisting a corpse with hot packs is not a solution.

[–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

What is it then? An adventure?

[–]Char_Aznable_Custom 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Too be as non-comedic as possible it's simply impractical. A vagina is not a suitcase and hot packs down the digestive tract is not a thing you need to do.

[–]Iamadargon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The solution is to reserve the corpse upon time of death. Maybe get an app that gives you a notification.

[–]PDXburrito 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anytime, friend.

[–]nate8quake 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm going to think this is a troll so I feel comfortable responding to this.

Wouldn't it be easier just to get a sex worked? They're dead on the inside too!!

[–]knajjd11Halfcel, got lucky big time with alcohol, now LDAR 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Necrophilia is taboo for no reason in particular, honestly. It hurts nobody. It's akin to fucking a doll (albeit much more human-like). As long as the corpse is fairly fresh, why not? It has a LOT of pros when compared to fucking a living female, as you said. Acquiring a corpse that didn't rot completely could be tricky, though.

[–]Iamadargon 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Necrophilia is taboo for no reason in particular, other than the vast majority of humans find it disgusting and uncomfortable. Which is to say, necrophilia is a taboo because it's a taboo. The argument that it hurts nobody is also an argument for cannibalism, mutual incest, mutual pedophilia, among others.

[–]knajjd11Halfcel, got lucky big time with alcohol, now LDAR 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Exactly. Society is retarded. You either go one way or the other. You cannot say "these are bad, but fucking anyone you want? cheating? these are totes a-ok and it's not cool for anyone to 'slut-shame' you!". It's bullshit. The things you have listed shouldn't be taboo either.

[–]Iamadargon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not exactly what I was saying, but whatever. And cheating and sleeping around are/were pretty taboo too (back in the 1900's, people were a lot more conservative), though. It's just that a large majority of people have experienced some sort of infidelity, and these actions are so widespread that it's almost ordinary. A lot of things that were taboos before aren't taboos anymore. So if you want necrophilia to be less of a taboo, then convince a large and relatively diverse amount of people to do it.

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[–]lolcow009 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

You really had a shitty few days eh? You're rantposting now LOL

[–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Just being proactive. Exploring possibilities. You should open up your mind more.

[–]lolcow009 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

If you wanted to shitpost this badly, go make a Christmas miracle for normies part 2. Or a fortune telling thread. Or life of chad part 2.

[–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm not shitposting.

[–]lolcow009 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hmm. Okay let's pretend for a sec that you're being serious. Why not get a real doll like someone suggested? It's cleanable, permanent, and cost efficient. You won't need to waste time finding it and it is risk and disease-free.

[–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Didn't I already explained I don't want an inanimate object? Read the chain of comments so I don't have to repeat myself: here

[–]lolcow009 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Past and present self. That's pretty good. Let's not reduce them... hahaha. You likely knew nothing about the person whose corpse you want to steal. You never will interact with them as you would a living organism.

[–]itsasecretlolz 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is my favorite troll of the morning. Lmao worms and mummification and scented candles. Fucking a+ romance right there.

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    [–]irritatingincelmaybe you deserve to die 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    But cutting dicks off is perfectly normal behavior...

    [–]classraptor 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't actually want to go around cutting off dicks, I just think this guy shouldn't have one if he plans on fucking corpses. But if we actually want to compare these two things that are both terrible, defiling a grave and having sex with dead bodies is still worse

    [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I'm confused, do you want to help me or cut off my dick, cause those are some mixed signals you're sending.

    [–]stealthyfish11 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Is this guy a troll or is does he just desperately need help

    [–]BrokenIncelManReminding you daily to take a shower 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Cons: Ummm, its a dead body?

    no thanks

    [–]incellingtonIncelligent. Intelligent Incel Gentleman. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Stop being so closed minded man.

    [–]Illtema 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Sorry to burst your bubble but no woman will think of it as a tremendous compliment

    [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    They won't admit it, but obviously it's a compliment.

    [–]DatKidNamedCara 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Uh, no. I'd call the police if you told me you'd fuck my dead body. See a therapist dude.

    [–]veritasa 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    How do you know that women think it's a compliment? It's painfully obvious that you're just pulling this out of your arse, that it's pure fucking conjecture that helps you add this one, meagre, piss-weak attempt at justification for fucking a dead body to a list of similarly pathetic attempts. Get help.

    [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    to a list of similarly pathetic attempts.

    Such as?

    [–]ruinyourjokesnormie 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Such as when you said "Our LDARing lifestyle makes us compatible."

    [–]robin28567 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    What the literal fuck is wrong with you.

    [–]incellingtonIncelligent. Intelligent Incel Gentleman. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He's spiralling into the dark pit of insanity and hell known as inceldom. God Pussy save him.

    [–]wasteofhumanlifeHideous gaycel who needs to die 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    This is what getting constant rejection does to you. It gets you in a desperate state of mind. But, as usual, you normies can't possibly understand because your lives have been cakewalks in comparison to ours.

    [–]ruinyourjokesnormie 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Guys, sex isn't that great that you have to go fuck a DEAD BODY. The feeling wouldn't even be the same anymore. There is no warmth or muscle contraction. You would be WAY better off masturbating still.

    [–]LibStealingSpic 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    wasteofhumanlife isn't advocating necrophilia, what the fuck are you reading?

    [–]ryanobes 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    That's not true. You act like not getting sex is the world's worst thing that could possibly happen. A lot of people go through a wide range of terrible things. You aren't any worse or better.

    [–]LibStealingSpic 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    You only focus on the sex and you miss what comes with it, but that's normal because normies think sex is just sex and nothing more.

    [–]ryanobes 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    And you guys think it's what?

    Also, there are 3 levels to sex. Fucking, sex, and making love. IMO though

    [–]LibStealingSpic 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's a two way interaction in which you're acknowledged as a worthy individual, it carries validation and intimacy, but you have plenty of that so you don't care about that, from your parents to your friends and co-workers to your partner, you been getting that shit non-stop so you can't imagine what life is like when you are the only validating your existence and actions.

    You don't get to tell me how i must see things.

    [–]wasteofhumanlifeHideous gaycel who needs to die 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is the answer that normies cannot refute. Validation from others is crucial if you're going to be a productive member of society. If you're so ugly, autistic, etc. that you can't get laid, it destroys you emotionally. It means that you're not a worthy human being, that you are a failure in every aspect of life.

    [–]TheSpiceMustAirflow 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Jesus christ your economics are all over the place.

    You legitimately think you'll spend less time and effort obtaining a corpse to fuck than buying a sex doll? If you're unemployed and can't find a job try begging in the streets, you'll save time, effort, and you're less likely to go to jail.

    [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Dolls aren't doing it for me. I don't want to fuck inanimate objects.

    [–]Illtema 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    What do you think a corpse is

    [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    That's the thing, it was an animate object once. Are we not our past as well as our present? Don't reduce a complex human being to a moment in time.

    [–]_Ryo_Hazuki29 year old kissless incel 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The big thing is that a corpse is not alive. It is not a sentient being. It has no feelings or memories.

    I may not be able to fully understand the desire to put my dick in something (or someone, living or otherwise) but I'm sure a real doll would feel better than a corpse, mentally and physically. Unless you have an extremely strong fetish for corpse or something.

    [–]Bladder_Tarantula 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Excuse me? Corpses are smart and funny. You fucking livist pig.

    [–]TheSpiceMustAirflow -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You got money though?

    You can try animals

    [–]SaintElliotI am dying anyway 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I mean you would need a new corpse waifu every 3 days. It is not long term sustainable but for a one time fling for 3 days. Why the hell not. I honestly can't see that many downsides. If this became the norm for incels. Atleast once for a change females would actually help incels.

    [–]geralds_good_friend 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    nope

    [–]_poptart 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's a bad idea to use oil-based lubricants (eg Vaseline) with latex condoms by the way, as the oil quickly weakens the latex. Just a FYI there, pal

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      [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      It could be a good idea to run through some basics with a professional certified mortician. There is a lot of information available online though.

      [–]livinginpain101Lookism Has Made Me Suicidal 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Go for it and report back.

      [–]justendmefam19 y/o subhuman 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Why not get a real doll instead?

      [–]redditis4gayboys 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      https://youtu.be/9Deg7VrpHbM

      [–]Rb1138 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (40子コメント)

      Is this satire? Just go to a fucking prostitue man. Holy shit. How fucking sick in the head do you have to be?

      [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (39子コメント)

      No satire, my pros speak for themselves.

      I am not interested in paying money to validate a woman and get something others get for free. Unlike living women, corpse girls don't have egos.

      [–]0264 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (38子コメント)

      I am not interested in paying money to validate a woman and get something others get for free.

      You say it like it's a huge injustice towards you, but there are reasons that explains why others got sex "for free" and you don't, right ? (and no, it's not because of physical reasons, a lot of ugly guys have sex frequently and healthy relationships)

      [–]livinginpain101Lookism Has Made Me Suicidal 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (36子コメント)

      "a lot of ugly guys have sex frequently and healthy relationships)" Source?

      [–]ryanobes 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (35子コメント)

      Life. I've met many an ugly dude getting tail.

      [–]livinginpain101Lookism Has Made Me Suicidal 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (34子コメント)

      I don't believe that. All the guys I see holding hands with women on my campus are 6+/10.

      [–]0264 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (13子コメント)

      You either frequent a campus where there is no male below 6/10, or you are blind.

      [–]livinginpain101Lookism Has Made Me Suicidal 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (12子コメント)

      Most of the guys here are 6+/10 however I do not see ugly men with any women.

      [–]0264 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (10子コメント)

      Then look better, because I know a lot of ugly or at best average guy who had dates, sex, relationships...

      Listen, I won't lie, being ugly is hard. Girl won't try to seduce you unlike with good looking boy, and it make you less confident.

      BUT you know what a girl like? Confidence. Everyone in this sub describe themselves as a "xx years old kissless handholdless xxxx-less virgin". If the only way you describe yourself is what you haven't done or have, I understand why you are still single. It's because you lack self confidence.

      Instead of saying to yourself "What can I offer to someone else? How can I be a plus in someone's else life", you only focus on what you haven't done, being a virgin, and always criticize yourself, to the point where you create new adjectives (handholdless virgin? WTF? Who say that?).

      Yes, maybe you're ugly. But that doesn't mean you haven't a chance. Most girl prefer a good personality over a good appearence. So, when you're with a girl, instead of telling yourself "i have no chance", and showing it to the girl, show her the best of you. You got some hobbies? Discuss it with her. You have some talents? Show her! You are a funny guy? Make her laugh! And even if you have 0% self confidence, act confident, fake it if you have to, as they say, "fake it until you have it". That worked for this dude, who was a 35 years old virgin.

      So, instead of lurking here in this pessimistic ambience,and telling yourself you're ugly, and so, have no chance at getting a women, develop your talents, your hobbies, try new things! New haircut, new clothes... I won't lie, it'll be hard, you'll face a lot of rejections, but slowly, you'll know what you love, what you're good at, in short, you'll become more confident. And you'll then see more success with women.

      [–]isthisevenreallife1please kill me 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Yes! Do a dance for her to impress her as well!

      God I wish I could just be happy alone.

      [–]livinginpain101Lookism Has Made Me Suicidal 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (8子コメント)

      I am sure they have, but I am friendless so it is much harder, without social circle it is impossible if you are just ugly or average.

      I don't believe this bluepilled stuff about confidence or personality check out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krsNcFQwsbc, and other such videos if you are interested.

      That is ridiculous the amount of premiums one gets in their life based on their looks cannot be made up with any personality traits.

      While it is true everyone has a small chance, ugly people have much lower chances, no girls prefer good personality over good looks any day, in fact I'd go so far as to say girls confuse good looks with good personality.

      This will not necessarily happen most ugly guys are screwed if I get lucky I might find someone.

      [–]ryanobes 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (19子コメント)

      Okay? You've never once seen a 2,3,4/10 with a girlfriend??

      I don't believe it

      [–]livinginpain101Lookism Has Made Me Suicidal -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (6子コメント)

      No I have not.

      [–]ryanobes 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      I have. Literally dozens of times.

      You know what the difference is between an incel, and an ugly dude with a girlfriend?

      The ugly dude didn't give up and sulk.

      [–]livinginpain101Lookism Has Made Me Suicidal 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      If you are talking about 30 year olds sure but how many ugly teenage men have you seen with girlfriends.

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        [–]ryanobes 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (10子コメント)

        https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/051bf1872b4b8f3831197f4f3ca3a62beb2312-wm.jpg?v=3

        [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

        A cunt advertising her niceness and special snowflakeness by also exploiting and making a spectacle out of her "boyfriend" whom she'll proceed to dump for a Chad as soon as the joke gets old. Lol like the dude wants to pose there informing everyone how everyone thinks he is ugly, but his master cunt made him do it cause it's a nice promotion for her and he can't tell her no. Pathetic.

        EDIT: Oh and, wanna bet they didn't have sex?

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          [–]PathToEternity 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          /r/AskScience

          [–]Kgb725 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I remember seeing some science stuff about necropolia a long time ago it was pretty scary stuff

          [–]chillenyo 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (7子コメント)

          Those pros r funny. Where tf r u gona get a freshly dead female not fat body from?

          Have u at least tried online like tinder first?

          [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (6子コメント)

          Im looking into options. Maybe I find a serial killer I can stalk.

          I don't do online dating sites aka "Female Ego Boosters." Another pro is that a corpse isn't actively looking for validation.

          [–]ryanobes 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (4子コメント)

          I don't do online dating, I HAVE SOME STANDARDS!!

          looks for dead body to have sex with.

          [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

          As you can see from my list of pros, the dead body meets a lot of my standards. I'd even call it an improvement on the original.

          [–]ryanobes 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Why not try a bag of broken glass? Why not a jacuzzi jet? Why not a jar of peanut butter? Why not your mom?

          [–]StAliaHarkonnen[S] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          I explained I don't want an inanimate object and my mom is a bitch whose sexual history makes her cunt hazardous.

          [–]ryanobes 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          A corpse is an inanimate object. Except that object also has many people who care whether or not you have sex with it.

          So you should probably not have sex with a corpse, you disgusting fuck.

          [–]chillenyo 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Let us know your progress on tracking one down, its a rare idea at the least, i havent givrn it much thought

          [–]valensk 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Do it

          [–]throwaway680603KHHHV Future doctor, good body, nobody likes me 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          good idea op, you wont be losing your virginity either so thats a plus, i too can resort to necrophilia if it doesnt work out with my current crush as i am just tired of wasting time on women who dont love me back, ultimately i might go to cambodia/thailand and get me a 15 year old and promise her a better life, i dont know

          [–]dannymasonvirginity is my superpower 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Could the best romance turn out to be necromance?

          You slay me, just please don't do anything to me afterwards. XD

          [–]i_like_my_lifem19, banged a 4/10 and chugged the whole jar of blue pills 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Our LDARing lifestyles make us compatible

          /r/comedycemetry, literally.

          [–]livinginpain101Lookism Has Made Me Suicidal 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          That killed me literally.