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[–]AnonymousSixSixSix 726 ポイント727 ポイント  (22子コメント)

And then the whole Siri clapped

[–]DeDav 264 ポイント265 ポイント  (21子コメント)

And Steve Jobs came back from the dead and gave her $100

[–]BobbyBlock 129 ポイント130 ポイント  (14子コメント)

And that Steve Jobs was Albert Einstein

[–]nwolf1151 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Einstain*

[–]DerpsterIV 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Einstalin*

[–]WilanS 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

iNstain

[–]feastywheats 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And everyone got a shot of latte out of the toilet

[–]uniqueguy263 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And then Steve Jobs was a zombie

[–]Themiffins 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

100% confirmed real

[–]LinkFromLoZ 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

$100% real*

[–]O-o-_-o-O 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm literally shaking

[–]VaporeonUsedIceBeam 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who lets these people out of the house?

[–]fat_osvaldo 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Big if true

[–]mcfc_fan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

and then died.

again.

[–]MustNeedDogs 448 ポイント449 ポイント  (15子コメント)

"The more detail I have in a fake story, the more believable it will be!". -Tumblr

[–]KentuckyChicagoLine 106 ポイント107 ポイント  (8子コメント)

literally this

[–]SirNomoloS 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (7子コメント)

SCREAMING

[–]KentuckyChicagoLine 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (4子コメント)

DEAD

[–]FeedMeYoButthurt 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm still shaking.

[–]O-o-_-o-O 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm still clapping.

[–]HornyNcurious66 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm still fishing in the toilet!

[–]marlow6686 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you shaking about this or are you still shaking about that gender thing? I'm shaking about both now. Double shakes

[–]SIacktivist 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

*scrEAMING

source: tumblr user

[–]Gaston44 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SHAKING

[–]tuwangclan 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I've posted this comment before about lying, and I think it's relevant again here:

Excessive use of details (or dramatization) is actually a huge indicator of when someone is lying. Since they know they are lying, they further embellish unnecessary details in order to seem more credible.

Someone who is telling the truth would simply state the fact, because it is the truth.

[–]ThePhoneBook 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

When I'm trying to give an account of something that happened, I try to pick out the funniest details to make it interesting. I also avoid giving an account of anything unless I think it's exceptional. But then they sound like unlikely bullshit so I am probably doing it wrong and need to talk about more of my daily boring life on Facebook.

[–]ShowALK32 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that happens to a lot of us but people don't like to admit it.

[–]DomoVahkiin 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But what if you just like being detailed?? Will people constantly think you're bullshitting?

[–]optionallycrazy 94 ポイント95 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor Siri she can't even.

[–]jeffwhitevangundy 174 ポイント175 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Asked Siri "Siri I dropped you in the toilet what do I do?"

"Who me?"

Fake as shit

[–]bornreddit 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To get the same response, you have to drop your phone in water first.

[–]ShiroHachiRoku 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha. I asked too and got the same answer.

[–]WaddlesJr 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. This story is %100$ real, do you even know what subreddit this is?
  2. Because this story is %100$ real, clearly Siri got water stuck in the speaker and misheard what mama said

[–]Cuen 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (6子コメント)

That emoji should be the fucking mascot of /r/thathappened.

[–]japasthebass 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

get on it mods

[–]s0c1a7w0rk3r 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It should be 😂👏👏👏😂

[–]pepsimanofficial 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

so truuuuueee 😂👏👏👏👏👏😂

[–]SirJellyPanda 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget the 👌👌👌💯💯💯

[–]ShitLicker69 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Slap Albert Einstein's hair and mustache on it and we're set.

[–]Wooboohooshooroo 142 ポイント143 ポイント  (16子コメント)

I can honestly believe that happened to some degree, it just doesn't deserve this intense of a reaction haha

[–]NSFForceDistance 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Getting your phone wet wouldn't make Siri act super le random, though

[–]asdf785 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, but it could get the mic wet which could cause Siri to mishear.

[–]awesomeaddict 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Sounds like a reasonable answer to "What do I do" though

[–]oo88oo88 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just tried it, Siri answers "Who, me?"

[–]Capcombric 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I ask Siri "what do I do?" It says "interesting question, (myname)"

[–]Cerestorn 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have you ever tried to hear what somebody said while you were underwater? Not saying this story is 100% true but Siri 100% did not hear her correctly because of that reason.

[–]TheAngryBlackGuy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Siri loves sporks

[–]sehecman 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Welcome to /r/thatHappened, where if the post simply sounds cringy enough it makes it to the front page regardless of if it belongs in this sub

[–]GoldenWoof 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TBH if that actually happened to me I'd react about the same way. I tend to overreact to anything remotely funny. That said, I'm fairly sure it wouldn't have been possible to hear Siri from underwater.

[–]SirGootzy_ 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

#more

[–]RekdAnalCavity 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I reflexively down vote these posts then remember what sub I'm in then upvote

You've done good work OP

[–]mainvolume 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I can't stop crying and dying!!!

[–]Epicjay 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

True or not, I laughed a little.

[–]APKID716 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The older I get, the more I look at these Tumblr posts and seriously start to pin down the ages of the culprits of this story. My guess for this one? 13 years old, maximum.

[–]zenithica 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unfortunately, that's doubtful. I know 20 year olds from uni who tweet like this and, if i followed their tumblr, presumably also post on there like this so their ages are $100% unguESSABLE OMG 👌😂

[–]Tonydanzafan69 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your right somewhat, which is why I don't always hate them because any teenager who had a myspace or internet access knows they posted or looked at questionable shit. The sad part is realizing that a somewhat large portion of users are actually adults. That Shit is perturbing and troubling

[–]sehecman 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like /r/whogivesashit

[–]Zeke_the_Geek 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this supposed to be thought of as what really happened? A lot of the stuff here is so obviously fake that it feels like they're supposed to feel fake.

[–]wright96d 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It may be fake but it's hilarious.

[–]ShowALK32 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny. I feel like people here can't take a joke sometimes.

[–]hippiegoblin 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Omg totally a lie but I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me laugh a little

[–]icantdrum 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I feel like shit. I'm upset. I actually laughed at this and I hate myself for it, because Tumblr, but God dammit that was a funny visual

[–]Chrisgomez182 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you cant laugh at something because its on Tumblr?

[–]spumwack2 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't even understand why this is supposed to be r/thathappened. There's nothing crazy or unlikely happening here. When you ask Siri "What do I have to do" she replies with what's on your calendar. And whenever I've dropped a phone in water it's good for 10-15 seconds afterwards. Probably more if she had some kind of case on it.

I could see this would be r/thathappened material if she claimed Siri said something about the warranty or water damage, but this seems like a perfectly reasonable course of events.

[–]MaryDan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you. Dunno why it's got everyone's panties in a wad

[–]TruthFinderPC 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If she puts siri in rice for 1 week she might come back to life.

[–]Infinos 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Romeo and Juliet: A girl's family tries to force her into a marriage she doesn't want, so she takes a sleeping potion and fakes her own death. However, her secret lover doesn't receive the message that she was faking death, so he thinks she is really dead and goes to her tomb then kills himself. She wakes up to find him dead and also commits suicide, because she can't bear the thought of living without him.

Tumblr Story: Someone's mum drops her phone in the toilet and it breaks.

more dramatic than Romeo and Juliet!!!1!1!!!2!!

[–]PleaseSaveTheWhales 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is a stupid thing to nitpick about the story. The reply is clearly sarcastic.

[–]orphannwhite 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't, this is tumblr

[–]Cubesnail 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poe's law

[–]Combogalis 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jokes are serious business.

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    [–]maybesaydie[M] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Oh, Jesus, shut up.

    [–]Wormy-77 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Lol what did he say!?

    [–]maybesaydie[M] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I do't even remember. It was the last in a series of annoying comments from every sub I mod.

    [–]Tonydanzafan69 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't even get the funny part

    [–]imanslayer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    better lovestory than twilight

    [–]okBroThatsAwkward 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I hope Apple notices this and programs a special line that responds to "Siri I dropped you in the toilet what do I do?" with something like "Shut the fuck up Tara this didn't happen"

    [–]lotissement 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There must be a /r/ for bad hashtagging, right?

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    [–]ThePhoneBook 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I can't even why people would have a phone without a removeable battery. Steps to take when electronics get wet to have a decent chance of salvaging:

    1. Remove power immediately.
    2. Rinse thoroughly if it was anything dirtier than tapwater.
    3. Dry for at least 24 hours with some decent warm air convection.

    [–]ShowALK32 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I laughed. The hashtag reply was stupid but the original post was funny.

    [–]Skepolo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    IF i USE RANDOM CAPS IT MEANS ITS MORE REAL AND FUNNIER

    [–]ReallyNotThatGood 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How did she even hear all of this?

    [–]Alarid 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Sir said

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

    [–]jroddie4 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pretty good story at least.

    [–]TheCurrentBatman -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Seriously though if this happens pull it out of there as quickly as possible, dry it with a clean towel, and if you still get problems (iphones tend to have issues with the touchid abd the home button with water) get one of those car dehumidifer pillow things, chuck the pillow on the radiator and leave the phone on the pillow for 20 minutes, occasionally stopping to shake the liquid out of it.

    It'll feel dirty in your head forever but you can get your phone working again after getting it wet.

    [–]bees_knees_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The likelihood of me pulling my phone from the toilet depends on whether it fell in there pre or post flush