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[–]AnonymousSixSixSix 589 ポイント590 ポイント  (17子コメント)

And then the whole Siri clapped

[–]DeDav 213 ポイント214 ポイント  (16子コメント)

And Steve Jobs came back from the dead and gave her $100

[–]BobbyBlock 106 ポイント107 ポイント  (9子コメント)

And that Steve Jobs was Albert Einstein

[–]nwolf1151 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Einstain*

[–]feastywheats 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And everyone got a shot of latte out of the toilet

[–]Themiffins 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

100% confirmed real

[–]LinkFromLoZ 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

$100% real*

[–]O-o-_-o-O 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm literally shaking

[–]VaporeonUsedIceBeam 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who lets these people out of the house?

[–]fat_osvaldo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Big if true

[–]mcfc_fan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

and then died.

again.

[–]MustNeedDogs 384 ポイント385 ポイント  (12子コメント)

"The more detail I have in a fake story, the more believable it will be!". -Tumblr

[–]KentuckyChicagoLine 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (7子コメント)

literally this

[–]tuwangclan 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I've posted this comment before about lying, and I think it's relevant again here:

Excessive use of details (or dramatization) is actually a huge indicator of when someone is lying. Since they know they are lying, they further embellish unnecessary details in order to seem more credible.

Someone who is telling the truth would simply state the fact, because it is the truth.

[–]ThePhoneBook 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

When I'm trying to give an account of something that happened, I try to pick out the funniest details to make it interesting. I also avoid giving an account of anything unless I think it's exceptional. But then they sound like unlikely bullshit so I am probably doing it wrong and need to talk about more of my daily boring life on Facebook.

[–]ShowALK32 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that happens to a lot of us but people don't like to admit it.

[–]hapticdash -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean it's not wrong

[–]optionallycrazy 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor Siri she can't even.

[–]jeffwhitevangundy 151 ポイント152 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Asked Siri "Siri I dropped you in the toilet what do I do?"

"Who me?"

Fake as shit

[–]bornreddit 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To get the same response, you have to drop your phone in water first.

[–]WaddlesJr 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. This story is %100$ real, do you even know what subreddit this is?
  2. Because this story is %100$ real, clearly Siri got water stuck in the speaker and misheard what mama said

[–]ShiroHachiRoku 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha. I asked too and got the same answer.

[–]Cuen 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (4子コメント)

That emoji should be the fucking mascot of /r/thathappened.

[–]japasthebass 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

get on it mods

[–]s0c1a7w0rk3r 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It should be 😂👏👏👏😂

[–]pepsimanofficial 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

so truuuuueee 😂👏👏👏👏👏😂

[–]ShitLicker69 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Slap Albert Einstein's hair and mustache on it and we're set.

[–]Wooboohooshooroo 119 ポイント120 ポイント  (15子コメント)

I can honestly believe that happened to some degree, it just doesn't deserve this intense of a reaction haha

[–]NSFForceDistance 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Getting your phone wet wouldn't make Siri act super le random, though

[–]asdf785 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, but it could get the mic wet which could cause Siri to mishear.

[–]awesomeaddict 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Sounds like a reasonable answer to "What do I do" though

[–]oo88oo88 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just tried it, Siri answers "Who, me?"

[–]NSFForceDistance -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah but does she ever say "That's a lot" in response?

[–]awesomeaddict 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Siri has a lot of informal language, it may have been forming a coherent complete sentence before dying

[–]japasthebass 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Her last words. Beautiful slow claps

[–]mymarkis666 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

hands out crisp $100% bills to applauding audience

[–]Cerestorn 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have you ever tried to hear what somebody said while you were underwater? Not saying this story is 100% true but Siri 100% did not hear her correctly because of that reason.

[–]TheAngryBlackGuy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Siri loves sporks

[–]sehecman 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Welcome to /r/thatHappened, where if the post simply sounds cringy enough it makes it to the front page regardless of if it belongs in this sub

[–]GoldenWoof 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TBH if that actually happened to me I'd react about the same way. I tend to overreact to anything remotely funny. That said, I'm fairly sure it wouldn't have been possible to hear Siri from underwater.

[–]SirGootzy_ 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

#more

[–]Epicjay 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

True or not, I laughed a little.

[–]RekdAnalCavity 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I reflexively down vote these posts then remember what sub I'm in then upvote

You've done good work OP

[–]mainvolume 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I can't stop crying and dying!!!

[–]APKID716 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The older I get, the more I look at these Tumblr posts and seriously start to pin down the ages of the culprits of this story. My guess for this one? 13 years old, maximum.

[–]Tonydanzafan69 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your right somewhat, which is why I don't always hate them because any teenager who had a myspace or internet access knows they posted or looked at questionable shit. The sad part is realizing that a somewhat large portion of users are actually adults. That Shit is perturbing and troubling

[–]zenithica 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unfortunately, that's doubtful. I know 20 year olds from uni who tweet like this and, if i followed their tumblr, presumably also post on there like this so their ages are $100% unguESSABLE OMG 👌😂

[–]sehecman 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like /r/whogivesashit

[–]icantdrum 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I feel like shit. I'm upset. I actually laughed at this and I hate myself for it, because Tumblr, but God dammit that was a funny visual

[–]Chrisgomez182 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you cant laugh at something because its on Tumblr?

[–]Zeke_the_Geek 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this supposed to be thought of as what really happened? A lot of the stuff here is so obviously fake that it feels like they're supposed to feel fake.

[–]spumwack2 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't even understand why this is supposed to be r/thathappened. There's nothing crazy or unlikely happening here. When you ask Siri "What do I have to do" she replies with what's on your calendar. And whenever I've dropped a phone in water it's good for 10-15 seconds afterwards. Probably more if she had some kind of case on it.

I could see this would be r/thathappened material if she claimed Siri said something about the warranty or water damage, but this seems like a perfectly reasonable course of events.

[–]MaryDan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you. Dunno why it's got everyone's panties in a wad

[–]Infinos 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Romeo and Juliet: A girl's family tries to force her into a marriage she doesn't want, so she takes a sleeping potion and fakes her own death. However, her secret lover doesn't receive the message that she was faking death, so he thinks she is really dead and goes to her tomb then kills himself. She wakes up to find him dead and also commits suicide, because she can't bear the thought of living without him.

Tumblr Story: Someone's mum drops her phone in the toilet and it breaks.

more dramatic than Romeo and Juliet!!!1!1!!!2!!

[–]PleaseSaveTheWhales 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is a stupid thing to nitpick about the story. The reply is clearly sarcastic.

[–]orphannwhite 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't, this is tumblr

[–]Cubesnail 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poe's law

[–]Combogalis 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jokes are serious business.

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    [–]maybesaydie[M] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Oh, Jesus, shut up.

    [–]Wormy-77 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Lol what did he say!?

    [–]maybesaydie[M] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I do't even remember. It was the last in a series of annoying comments from every sub I mod.

    [–]Tonydanzafan69 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't even get the funny part

    [–]imanslayer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    better lovestory than twilight

    [–]wright96d 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It may be fake but it's hilarious.

    [–]okBroThatsAwkward 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I hope Apple notices this and programs a special line that responds to "Siri I dropped you in the toilet what do I do?" with something like "Shut the fuck up Tara this didn't happen"

    [–]lotissement 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There must be a /r/ for bad hashtagging, right?

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    [–]hippiegoblin 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Omg totally a lie but I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me laugh a little

    [–]ThePhoneBook 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I can't even why people would have a phone without a removeable battery. Steps to take when electronics get wet to have a decent chance of salvaging:

    1. Remove power immediately.
    2. Rinse thoroughly if it was anything dirtier than tapwater.
    3. Dry for at least 24 hours with some decent warm air convection.

    [–]jroddie4 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pretty good story at least.

    [–]TheCurrentBatman -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Seriously though if this happens pull it out of there as quickly as possible, dry it with a clean towel, and if you still get problems (iphones tend to have issues with the touchid abd the home button with water) get one of those car dehumidifer pillow things, chuck the pillow on the radiator and leave the phone on the pillow for 20 minutes, occasionally stopping to shake the liquid out of it.

    It'll feel dirty in your head forever but you can get your phone working again after getting it wet.

    [–]bees_knees_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The likelihood of me pulling my phone from the toilet depends on whether it fell in there pre or post flush