I've been thinking to myself, these normies do sometimes have a point. I should take a more proactive approach to getting laid rather than sit at home feeling sorry for myself. I need to apply myself and look for a solution.

However, instead of following their useless and unimaginative advice, I decided to take a more creative approach, think outside the box and see if there is something I've been missing all along.

After giving it some thought, I must say necrophilia is looking more and more appealing, despite the bad rep it gets, which I think stems out of fear of our own mortality. But should I allow something like that to hold me down on my pursuit of happiness?

Here are some pros and cons I came up with.

PROS:

Don't need to date her or seduce her, can go straight to the point

No performance anxiety since she won't be judgmental

Could still be attractive depending on when she died

Not sure if I like to be touched so that won't be an issue

Won't have to communicate with her and listen to her talk, if I choose to talk she will be a good listener

What happens between us she'll literally take to her grave rather than share with Stacies over margaritas for good comedic value

Unlike a prostitute or regular female, doesn't cost money

Our LDARing lifestyles make us compatible

Sexually open minded to whatever I want to try with her

No risk of hurting her even if we engage in more hardcore BDSM

No risk of accidental impregnation

From her end, it's a wonderful compliment that someone wants to fuck her even when she's dead. Really immortalizes the cunt

Cons:

Not hygienic but can be fixed by wearing a condom

No natural lubrication but vaseline should do

I don't have a good attitude towards worms, that would be a deal breaker I'm afraid (am I being too narrow minded?)

The smell - lots of scanted candles and a google search on mummification should help a bit

Where to find a relatively fresh corpse and how to obtain it without getting caught? - this is really the biggest issue especially cause our intolerant society doesn't consider this legal (but polygamy is ok). Keeping track of obituaries and familiarizing myself with local cemeteries is a start. Should consider more efficient approaches though, open to suggestions.

Just brainstorming - what happens to illegal immigrants when they die? Can I be even more proactive about making this happen? All things considering it doesn't seem as difficult or risky as approaching a living female and getting her to have sex, and nowhere near as annoying.

If you can think of more pros and cons or offer your advice and opinion, this time I'd appreciate it.

Could the best romance turn out to be necromance?