The UK Apprentice is different to the US version. No celebrities, just people who want to be on TV and a few actually astute candidates.

One of the women this year is a mid 20s shortarse called Frances who wears incredibly thick makeup and loses every week. On her introduction video on the BBC website she says "I'm currently married to Neil, a footballer". Yep. Currently married to. As in, if I win this then I reckon I'll be moving on to bigger and better things.

Hypergamy in action chaps!