Ok, so my friend was going on holiday, and asked me to cat sit her kitten, feed it and shit. As it was young, it wasn't aloud outside the house so I had to be extremely careful. anyway I thought id make the most of being in her home, so I ate all the food, watched tv, and smoked some of her weed and tobacco. anyway i had to smoke with the door ajar and blow the smoke outside, and I was so fucked up I didn't notice the cat meowing next to my feet as I was blowing my smoke , and threw my roach outside and shut the door.

That's when I FUCKED UP!!! as I closed the door I heard a muffled screech from down below, and the door wasn't closing properly. I was so fucked and thought if I just closed the door harder it would shut. so I did, I kept pushing on it. then i heard cracking sounds. I looked down at my feet and saw the mangled legs and tail of what was once a cute little kitten flailing around, it was screeching horrificaly. so In my stoned state, I thought id do the only humane thing I could in a situation like this, and put the poor little thing out of its misery.

I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a chopping board (I was stoned and it was the first thing I saw) and ran back over to the cat that was still screeching in pain, and put the chopping board over its little neck. I pushed down swiftly and hard and the howling cat silenced, all except for a gurgling moan, and then silence.

Now I couldn't let my friend find out what I had done to her cat, so I took its body into the living room, and put it on the floor in front of a bookshelf. I then tipped the bookshelf over on top of the cat to make it look like the cat had knocked it over and made it fall on it. the cats body was so squished when they found it they thought it must have been a tragic accident