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[–]HopeSandoval 1203 points1204 points1205 points  (2 children)
So he looks directly into the backyard camera. Moves it down. Then not only continues with the robbery knowing you have cameras, but stays in the house for 25 minutes? Sheeeesh!
[–]emergency_poncho 549 points550 points551 points  (1 child)
he didn't just have cameras, he also had an alarm that went off once he broke through the door. Something seems fishy, since what kind of idiot STAYS in the house for 25 minutes after an alarm goes off?
[–]dieselgeek 641 points642 points643 points  (0 children)
Idiots. That's what kind. I don't know OP personally, but we live pretty close to each other. They know the response time is shit.
[–]JonesBee 3982 points3983 points3984 points  (21 children)
"I didn't do it"
Inside the house, burgling.
[–]Yaden 982 points983 points984 points  (12 children)
Every Cops episode ever has a line just like that... "These are not my pants that I'm wearing!"
[–]Baconcheezburglar 826 points827 points828 points  (2 children)
My favorite is the guy who says he hasn't been smoking weed, and doesn't realize he has a joint behind his ear. Then when the cops pulls the joint from behind his ear the guy says, "Very good." Like the cop is Sherlock Holmes or something.
[–]Baconcheezburglar 261 points262 points263 points  (0 children)
That's the one! Cop with the straight David Blaine reveal hahaha.
[–]nIkbot 302 points303 points304 points  (3 children)
Cops has been a family faviorite for years.
The one that always is a good line thrown around is, "PLEASE MOM!!! TELL THEM IT'S YOUR METH!!!"
Dude gets arrested for meth and actually tells the cops it's his mothers. So they call her down to confirm this.
TV gold.
[–]DamienJaxx 59 points60 points61 points  (1 child)
Did she actually confirm it? I could see the cops getting a kick out of the possession arrest and then arrest for her giving it to minors.
[–]willymo 160 points161 points162 points  (0 children)
If I recall correctly, she said something along the lines of "Take his stupid ass to jail" It was not his first drug offense, and she was sick of his BS.
[–]Braden0732 173 points174 points175 points  (0 children)
Every single episode of cops
"So your saying this is your friend's car?"
"Yah"
"So your saying this isn't your bag of coke we just found in the console with the registration that has your name on it?
"Nah, that wasn't in there before. I dunno where that came from!"
"Are you saying that I put these drugs in your car?"
"I dunno. Probably!"
[–]_Opsec 81 points82 points83 points  (0 children)
"They built this house around me"
-Ronwell Quincy Dobbs
[+]Pm_Me_Your_Worriment comment score below threshold-14 points-13 points-12 points  (1 child)
You realize what happens if you mention that show on reddit right?
[–]Nazgren 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
No?
[–]niadeo 229 points230 points231 points  (0 children)
Burglar: "I didn't do it!"
Cops: "Oh, sorry to have bothered you sir. Carry on."
[–]DeeMosh 37 points38 points39 points  (0 children)
Don't you know? We're all innocent in here...
[–]SacredSix 16 points17 points18 points  (0 children)
I was borrowing my friends idea!
[–]jooes 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
It's worth a shot.
Who knows, maybe someday they'll be like "Oh, sorry to bother you sir, have a good day!"
[–]inquirewue 26 points27 points28 points  (0 children)
Bad Guy: "I didn't do it"
Cop: "Oh, ok, sorry to bother you."
[–]master_dude 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
he was talking about that other crime which he also did some time back and always kinda felt bad about
[–]mersop 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Your dogs sound demonic.
[–]PastafarianT 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Didn't Oak Cliff have it's own shitty rap song? "Oak cliff, that's my hood, throw it in his face make that shit understood".
[–]IsEasilyConfused -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
The music was an amazing choice Hahaha
[–]YouDontKnowThat -5 points-4 points-3 points  (0 children)
I wonder if I had a sentry turret that I could control with my phone and I shot the kid would I be defending my property and dogs? I think so and I think it should be legal like the military's drone strikes. Except it would be for the civilian.
[–]tristanl -36 points-35 points-34 points  (0 children)
wait, so a black man robbed a house with a hand gun...cops show up and he is still alive! im calling bull shit on this video. ive seen enough on reddit/you tube to know this is fake.
joking obviously. glad this didnt end the way so many videos you see coming from the states when a black person and cops are involved.
[–]ClaudioRules -17 points-16 points-15 points  (3 children)
"Burgle HD"
This is so annoying
[–]Palendrome 17 points18 points19 points  (0 children)
Not as annoying as standard def burgles ya dingus.
[–]mastaloui 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
Hamburglar strikes once again !
[–]rycanto 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Isn't this just joke on the 'bugle' music?
[–]Gunswordz -4 points-3 points-2 points  (0 children)
Hard to watch
[–]sirnickles -20 points-19 points-18 points  (2 children)
The flute shit killed this video. Jesus...
[–]ChuckLazer 8 points9 points10 points  (1 child)
It's called a Recorder, get it right. And know your references before you internet
[–]sirnickles 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
ok.
[–]80345893247598238945 -27 points-26 points-25 points  (1 child)
Thank god for your NEST brand cameras. If you hadn't had those NEST brand cameras, lord knows what would have happened.
[–]thank_mr_skeltal_bot 35 points36 points37 points  (0 children)
also thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium
[–]wkacct -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
have you thought about a career in making feature films
[–]biscuits117 -9 points-8 points-7 points  (1 child)
Oh god the comic sans why
[–]locotxwork -7 points-6 points-5 points  (0 children)
The flute killed your ears, the font killed your eyes . . . RIP
[–]Aegis420 -43 points-42 points-41 points  (7 children)
Who's gun was that? Yours or his? Did you recognize this mutt from anywhere? Why did you cut to the fucking front yard WHILE THE GOD DAMNED ACTION WAS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE?! You are the worst at this, bro.
[–]DFWPhotoguy[S] 37 points38 points39 points  (6 children)
Bro, he disabled/smashed every camera he found. The one he didn't find was the front house camera that records continuously, unlike the other dog monitoring ones that only capture 6 seconds of footage at a time. We use them to watch our ausshole australian shepherds, they aren't mean't for serious security but we got lucky this time.
[–]MrBruthedog 7 points8 points9 points  (3 children)
Did he bring the gun or find yours?
[–]RadomilKucharski 14 points15 points16 points  (1 child)
op's avoided this twice now so guess it was found.
[–]Riddla26 18 points19 points20 points  (0 children)
I mean you really can't assume this. Chances are the cops have asked him not to discuss details of the arrest outside of this video.
[–]dingle_dingle_dingle 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
Why does it matter?
[–]bencmeyer 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
The front and inside are yi cameras I see. How do you like them? I assume they have sd cards as they record that way, otherwise are simply live.
Why not use a third yi outside, instead of the nest?
[–]718-498-1043 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
how did he disable your alarm? sounds like i hear it for a second then off
[–]WarriorBeard6 -9 points-8 points-7 points  (0 children)
Are you Shitty Flute?
[–]Zombiefoetus -21 points-20 points-19 points  (0 children)
Please take your stupid fucking flute and drive over it with your car.
[–]locotxwork -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
Damn brother that sucks. Definitely need to know your security camera system. I need real-time alerts!
[–]Dirt_E_Harry -11 points-10 points-9 points  (5 children)
He broke your shitty door frame with a brick, bro. Why are you skimping on door frame?
[–]locotxwork 4 points5 points6 points  (4 children)
Looks like a small sledgehammer.
[–]Dirt_E_Harry comment score below threshold-8 points-7 points-6 points  (3 children)
A good security door will withstand a big sledgehammer.
[–]locotxwork 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
Yeah but you live in the fancy Oak Cliff area . . . not the south Jefferson area
[–]Dirt_E_Harry -1 points0 points1 point  (1 child)
Precisely why you need one, to keep the rift rafts from South Jefferson out. Burglars steal from folks that have nice things, not from some broke ass project dwellers.
[–]locotxwork 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
I agree, i'm up here in Plano and well . . East of 75 is my issue.
[–]pipsdontsqueak -27 points-26 points-25 points  (1 child)
LPT: Don't ever learn to play an instrument, OP.
[–]ChuckLazer 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
LPT: Understand references before you LPT someone.
[–]RyGuyTheGingerGuy -5 points-4 points-3 points  (1 child)
DFWPhotoguy
Shit I live in Dallas...
[–]locotxwork -4 points-3 points-2 points  (0 children)
Go Cowboys! =)

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[–]12ozhyjinx 887 points888 points889 points  (31 children)
Where were your dogs? They seemed like they were going nuts at the beginning then just stopped.
[–]notapantsday 1736 points1737 points1738 points  (3 children)
"ALRIGHT BUDDY, ONE STEP ON OUR PROPERTY AND WE'LL RIP YOUR GUTS OUT! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED"
 
oh shit he's actually coming in I think I left my chew toy under the sofa I'll just stay here for a while
[–]DFWPhotoguy[S] 1218 points1219 points1220 points  (0 children)
Pretty much this.
[–]mastiffdude 311 points312 points313 points  (1 child)
Pretty much what my dogs do. They're super intimidating looking. 400lbs of drooling and very loud barking. Shit themselves if someone actually comes in. Fuckers.
[–]19Jack91 186 points187 points188 points  (0 children)
400 lbs?! Homie my pup is 35 lbs
[–]DFWPhotoguy[S] 719 points720 points721 points  (26 children)
As near as we can figure, they stayed out of his way as soon as he came in and ran into the back yard. Both were in the back yard when the police jumped the fence to sneak inside.
I have two australian shepherds, they are loud and aren't scared but we are just fucking happy they knew to stay the fuck away.
[–]that-there 747 points748 points749 points  (0 children)
/u/DFWPhotoguy's home! He's home! HE'S HOME! HE'S HO...oh wait it's just a burglar. Whatever.
  • your dogs.
[–]hobbers 360 points361 points362 points  (11 children)
Unless you've trained your dogs specifically to guard / attack, like 99% of dogs will bark aggressively and run away the moment they perceive any threat to be within physical contact range. People routinely mistake their aggressive barking dog to have some kind of guard / attack instinct. But it's rarely true. You have to train them specifically for that.
[–]AnalEnthusiastic 226 points227 points228 points  (0 children)
Pretty much. Dogs only instinctively defend friends and family, not houses.
[–]Random-Miser 332 points333 points334 points  (0 children)
Man I used to have a Newfoundland who never really barked at anything, one day I came home with a friend of mine pretty late, and we came in through the backyard with my friend behind me. Well apparently the dog thought he was sneaking up on me, and decided to go into full on intimidation mode. Imagine a 150 pound dog who has never made the slightest bit of aggressive behavior suddenly Snarling, and baring his teeth like a freakin rabid wolf. The second I made a point that he was indeed a friend he instantly went completely back to normal, but I knew from that point on that the dog had my fucking back.
[–]kingoftown 461 points462 points463 points  (6 children)
I wanted to see what my dog would do...so I threw up my hood and covered my face, then opened the door and ran towards her.
She peed everywhere while running away. I felt bad :(
[–]Brachert17 207 points208 points209 points  (0 children)
I put on my full body Ted suit for Halloween and ran into the living room where my dogs were. They immediately ran around scared, projectile shitting the most putrid smelling shit I have ever come in contact with. No sure if I should be confident in their burglar deterrent skills or not.
[–]jmerridew124 326 points327 points328 points  (4 children)
You idiot. What if your dog actually defended the house? What was the best possible outcome?
[–]need_tts 232 points233 points234 points  (0 children)
What was the best possible outcome?
reddit gold from posting pics of the bite marks on his face to /r/tifu
[–]TurdSandwich252 81 points82 points83 points  (0 children)
Take off the hood and be like sup
[–]Grechosaurus 28 points29 points30 points  (0 children)
He got mauled by his own dog. RIP OP
[–]lovesdogz 25 points26 points27 points  (0 children)
Best outcome? The dog defending the house...
[–]Blakwulf 92 points93 points94 points  (0 children)
You're right, but a loud barking dog is a great deterrent. Kept the pizza delivery kid off my porch for years. :/
[–]Tarpititarp 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
Yeh if i had the oppurtunity personally i would'nt to avoid accidents and keep my potenial dog safe.
[–]jana007 151 points152 points153 points  (9 children)
My worst fear is my dogs being killed by a burglar. They're my everything.
[–]itsMalarky 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
Same, kind of. my worst fear is my cats getting outside and getting eaten by a fishercat or carried away by a hawk because some asshole junkie decided to rob my house. Precisely why I am looking into camera's/security....hopefully I can find something reasonable haha
[–]Dragmire800 79 points80 points81 points  (6 children)
My worst fear is me accidentally killing my dog. Not only would I lose him, but I would also have the guilt hanging over me for the rest of my life. My worst fear is better than yours
[–]MerliSYD 179 points180 points181 points  (0 children)
My worst fear is my dog accidentally killing me. Not only would I be dead, but my dog would quickly just love the next person who gives him delicious treats. My worst fear is better than yours
[–]Baconcheezburglar 82 points83 points84 points  (4 children)
My worst fear is accidentally eating my dogs. Not only would I lose my dogs, I would have the guilt of eating them hanging over me for the rest of my life. My worst fear is the best of all. No responses after this- called it padlock, personal padlock, thead over.
[–]jmerridew124 26 points27 points28 points  (1 child)
I think snakes are pretty scary.
[–]Lurkin_McLurk 45 points46 points47 points  (0 children)
I'm afraid of string beans.
[–]Dragmire800 17 points18 points19 points  (1 child)
I choose to change my worst fear. My new worst fear is eating one of my dogs after it has eaten my other dog. I would have to live with the guilt of eating my dog that ate my other dog hanging over me, as well as Mad Dog disease for the rest of my life. The only way to end a thread on Reddit is to do "/thread". So yeah, my fear is worst of all
/thread
[–]Baconcheezburglar 37 points38 points39 points  (0 children)
You obviously have zero respect for personal padlock.
[–]b369 -10 points-9 points-8 points  (0 children)
That's your WORST fear? Not death, or disfigurement or even spiders, but burglers killing your dogs? You really should consider moving to a nicer neighborhood.
[–]ReMiCkS_25 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
glad the pups are ok!
[–]PinnapleSex 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
Those are some smart dogs!
[–]dicknards 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
I have an Aussie, she would not have stayed away... My worst nightmare. I'm glad your dogs are ok!
[–]TooShiftyForYou 553 points554 points555 points  (3 children)
Pretty ambitious burglary attempt. Obvious camera system, loud barking dog, middle of the day. What did he think you had in there?
[–]anonilicious 425 points426 points427 points  (0 children)
In a bright blue sweater.
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    [–]rycanto 296 points297 points298 points  (1 child)
    Gun in hand, burging a house as the police walked in. Seriously lucky to have not been shot.
    [–]code0011 239 points240 points241 points  (0 children)
    And then he goes with the classic "i didn't do it"
    Oh ok then good citizen, on with your day
    [–]GentlemenBehold 564 points565 points566 points  (7 children)
    Was this someone you know OP?
    Were they after a something specific?
    I ask because it takes a lot of nerve to break into a house knowing there is a barking dog, a security alarm, as well as cameras up.
    [–]fadetoblack1004 270 points271 points272 points  (2 children)
    They knew enough to get to the back camera too, and hide their face.
    [–]propelol 161 points162 points163 points  (1 child)
    And the burglar stayed there for 25 minutes. Something weird is going on here.
    [–]dieselgeek 375 points376 points377 points  (0 children)
    Nothing weird. These guys know how long it takes for the police to arrive. I live in the same neighborhood as OP. The criminals just don't give a shit. Last time there was live gun fire by my house, police took longer than 25 min. The fucking police helicopter is parked pretty much 1000 yards away.
    [–]juicius 83 points84 points85 points  (1 child)
    A lot of nerve but no brains if he stayed for 25 minutes. Around here, locks don't matter, alarms don't matter, and dogs don't matter because they smash in, grab everything, and leave within 2 minutes.
    [–]notjawn 56 points57 points58 points  (0 children)
    I was about to say typical burglars get the hell out in 5 minutes or less.
    [–]Example11 32 points33 points34 points  (0 children)
    And that fence in the back yard. No joke.
    [–]inquirewue -9 points-8 points-7 points  (0 children)
    Dogs don't matter.
    [–]DFWPhotoguy[S] 463 points464 points465 points  (1 child)
    When your are a three time fantasy football champ and you taunt your coworkers, fiverr is a godsend. GOING FOR SHIP #4 THIS YEAR, DONT FUCK ME OVER LAMAR!
    [–]ServinBallSnacks 65 points66 points67 points  (0 children)
    This guy would fit right into mah league
    [–]hecticdolphin69 110 points111 points112 points  (1 child)
    What the hell did I just watch
    [–]locotxwork 27 points28 points29 points  (0 children)
    Pickle Surprise!
    [–]happycadaver 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
    Yes, but why...
    [–]iambutternumber 52 points53 points54 points  (1 child)
    Can you tell me about your camera setup please. Friend local to me got burgled last week and I'm proper paranoid right now.
    [–]DFWPhotoguy[S] 103 points104 points105 points  (0 children)
    I'm not posting links because I dont want affiliate referals making bank on it.
    Yi Home Camera US edition is 29.99 without micro sd and 59.99 with micro sd.
    I bought an OG Nest Camera and have a cheap chinese outdoor housing. Everything was purchased off Amazon.
    The Yi cameras really are to troll the wife and dogs by talking at random times, they aren't real security cameras but I setup zones and they can do push notifications if they get disconnected (which is what I noticed)
    [–]camrymonster 78 points79 points80 points  (0 children)
    How'd you afford John Williams for the score?
    [–]Dr_Marxist 1110 points1111 points1112 points  (2 children)
    I was just watching along, and the sudden bad recorder.
    Mission Impossible thing I lost my shit, and then the Bad Boys? C'mon, that's just funny.
    The Comic Sans was fitting and really quite funny.
    [–]Lawlta 248 points249 points250 points  (1 child)
    I was expecting really intense action movie music, and then I'm hit with that fucking bad recorder and spit water all over my desk and told my coworkers I'm just retarded at drinking water.
    Holy hell that was amazing.
    [–]eaterout 55 points56 points57 points  (0 children)
    The fact that it was timed so well with the slow crawl towards the front door too! Good editing there.
    [–]SinisterSinister 246 points247 points248 points  (0 children)
    Mirror?
    [–]hippopotapants 413 points414 points415 points  (4 children)
    My ears are bleeding a little from the music, but I'm glad we got to see that it ended up ok! What was he messing around with when he was crouched down on your patio?
    [–]dadsadoofus 66 points67 points68 points  (0 children)
    Grabbed a brick.
    [–]HopeSandoval 113 points114 points115 points  (2 children)
    I think he was going for one of OP's garden gnome's. That's the real treasure.
    [–]NerdCrush 27 points28 points29 points  (0 children)
    What ever happened to the garden gnome cam girl? I liked her photo sets.
    [–]Masculine_Apricot 152 points153 points154 points  (0 children)
    Mirror link?
    [–]keell 245 points246 points247 points  (1 child)
    :WARNING: intense flute music ahead, adjust volume appropriately.
    [–]ironclad_capillaries 169 points170 points171 points  (0 children)
    Recorder :) Flutes sound a little less like toys.
    [–]Pig_in_a_blanket 1253 points1254 points1255 points  (12 children)
    Hating on that music? that's the best part. well, at least the mission impossible part, that was hilarious.
    [–]GrandTh3ftCompliment 434 points435 points436 points  (5 children)
    RIP headphones though, goddamn.
    [–]Rihsatra -32 points-31 points-30 points  (4 children)
    Don't have your shit turned up too loud, problem solved.
    [–]GrandTh3ftCompliment 16 points17 points18 points  (0 children)
    My volume was at 20%
    [–]mattysads 20 points21 points22 points  (0 children)
    But sometimes things are too quiet and I don't like to adjust my volume and I just want it to work and it was loud
    [–]EdisonKeys 10 points11 points12 points  (1 child)
    Computer volume-32. Youtube volume- a sliver. Eardrums- bleeding.
    [–]Rihsatra -5 points-4 points-3 points  (0 children)
    I keep my computer volume at 6 because anything lower doesn't make any sound. YouTube is usually full for me unless the video is really loud.
    [–]Chillaxbro 221 points222 points223 points  (1 child)
    ONLY the mission impossible part was needed TBH
    [–]ItsLikeRay-ee-ain 127 points128 points129 points  (0 children)
    Yeah, I felt like that was the only time where the irony of the recorder felt like it matched what was happening on the screen.
    [–]deeper-blue 64 points65 points66 points  (0 children)
    Bad boys was pretty awesome too
    [–]ittimjones 44 points45 points46 points  (0 children)
    I LOST it when it went to the recorder rendition! lmao
    [–]superdude4agzefaggot -33 points-32 points-31 points  (0 children)
    The music wasn't that funny & it was pretty fucking grating. Trying too hard to be cute, had to mute that shit.
    [–]lowlevelgenius 18 points19 points20 points  (0 children)
    So many forms of recording.
    [–]beepborpimajorp 53 points54 points55 points  (0 children)
    Why, at any point, did this guy not look at the myriad of things stacked against him and think, "Hmm...fence...hmm, dogs...hmmm...cameras that already caught me crawling around back here. Hmmm...more cameras. How much time do I have? All day? Hmmm..maybe I shouldn't do this." Instead he just kept right on going. I mean I've seen the AMAs from previous career burglars and this guy just was like "nah fuck logic."
    I guess the nice thing about robbers like this is that they're so dumb they're easy to catch.
    [–]jab2face 32 points33 points34 points  (1 child)
    Haha I'm from Oak Cliff. I'm glad I don't live there anymore because if this shit. We used to have drive byes at our old house and had our cars broken into constantly. My dad was a Dallas police officer and hated patrolling oak cliff.
    [–]dodgersbenny23 17 points18 points19 points  (2 children)
    How does this guy hear big dogs barking like that and still decide to go inside?
    [–]lumoruk 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    I've always been told black people are scarred of dogs, is that just a racist rumour?
    [–]BrokenCankle 129 points130 points131 points  (0 children)
    It depends on the black person. Oddly enough they each seem to have their own varied responses and perspectives in life which results in inconsistent reactions. I have even seen a few post pictures of dogs they own and aledgedly love. When they go off script like that it makes it hard to give a straight answer to your question.
    [–]BillsMafia607 84 points85 points86 points  (1 child)
    Alright going to break into a home with a security system and cameras today, but what should I wearrrrr?? Bright blue hoodie?? Yup, nailed it, lets go get rich.
    [–]ichbineindonut 70 points71 points72 points  (0 children)
    And if he wore all black someone would comment:
    "Alright, going to break into a home with a security system and cameras today, but what should I wearrrrr? All black clothing like a classic robber outfit? Yup, nailed it, lets go get rich."
    [–]Bunnyhat 26 points27 points28 points  (0 children)
    One of the first things I did when moving into my house was replace the doors. I bought deadbolts that were like 1.5 inches into the frame. I installed new strikeplates and used 3 inch screws instead of tiny ones they usually use so that it will be screwed into the studs on either side of the door instead of just the door frame.
    It won't prevent someone from kicking a door in if they try long enough. But it'll take a hell of a lot longer than most doors take.
    [–]Nevermind04 109 points110 points111 points  (1 child)
    I can't imagine how desperate you would have to be to break into a house in Texas. That takes a lot of guts and there's a pretty good chance those guts will be scattered in the foyer if you hit enough houses.
    [–]locotxwork -62 points-61 points-60 points  (0 children)
    Rich Oak Cliff hipsters forcing good mexicans and blacks to steal by bringing in their rich cool things and flaunting them in front of all their faces. Racists! (Someone will actually spin this as an excuse)
    [–]PM_ME_PUSSIES_NOW 25 points26 points27 points  (1 child)
    Clearly he didn't do it, just accidentally feel through the guys back door with a brick.
    [–]code0011 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
    "I tripped and fell"
    [–]JWAxeMan 24 points25 points26 points  (0 children)
    When I saw he had a handgun I was a bit worried. Good thing he came to his senses and didn't use it.
    [–]quickbeam1213 105 points106 points107 points  (0 children)
    Fuck thieves! I'm glad he was caught. I once had some expensive things stolen from me during a time in my life when I was financially unable to replace them. If I had my way with him he'd wish for death before I was done tormenting him. So many months of frustration and helplessness. Fuck that asshole! Thieves are scum!
    [–]senornick 63 points64 points65 points  (5 children)
    He smashed the alarm with a hammer?? Is that all it took disable it?
    [–]DonNHillary4-20-2017 169 points170 points171 points  (1 child)
    Do you have any ideas on how to make it survive a hammering
    [–]ContinuumKing 276 points277 points278 points  (0 children)
    Give it it's own hammer. Teach it to defend itself.
    [–]ThirdWorldRedditor 56 points57 points58 points  (0 children)
    Well of you smash the alarm control panel with a hammer it will get disabled, however it was already triggered and alerted OP, so, it did its job.
    [–]juicius 19 points20 points21 points  (0 children)
    If it's not hooked up to central monitoring, then it's just a noisemaker. If he had an active alarm monitoring, they would have called the police, not the OP.
    [–]golfrinserepeat 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
    Mine would alert me. Thing is, sometimes that's not enough apparently. A couple of years ago, just a few months after I installed a do-it-yourself alarm system, my house got broken into at around 5:45 PM on a Friday night. My wife and I were out at a bar/restaurant for happy hour, with some friends, and I totally didn't hear multiple text messages and at least two phone calls come in. Despite the fact my ring tone is loud as hell. It was very loud in the bar area. Finally I sat down and my phone was pressed hard against my leg and I felt the vibrations. Incoming call. It was just a police officer who was in my house asking me if I left the back door open. Um, no, it was locked when we left and set the alarm.
    Some guy got a key to my house from my keychain that I left with an auto-body shop earlier that week. Don't do that! Because the fucker broke into my house and thankfully didn't steal anything because the alarm went off. He was clearly about ready to steal my wife's laptop, it was unplugged and closed and moved, but I guess he just decided to hightail it out of there when the alarm went off.
    In one of the kitchen drawers was $6000 in hundred dollar bills. We'd just sold my wife's old car on Craigslist and hadn't deposited it yet. If I didn't have an alarm, he could have leisurely cleaned out all sorts of stuff. So get a damn alarm system, they aren't expensive and ones like mine (SimpliSafe) are only $15-$25/month for monitoring services.
    [–]sittytucker 21 points22 points23 points  (0 children)
    It seems that he knew the location of the nest cam during that funny music, why did he crawled towards it slowly like a moron?
    [–]CHICKEN_A_LA_KING 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
    Buying a house in Dallas here pretty soon. How far south is TOO far south in Dallas to buy?
    [–]donfan 38 points39 points40 points  (0 children)
    Came for the robbery, stayed for the glorious recorder.
    [–]SectarianOrigin 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
    Did you receive some kind of alert on your phone when your alarm was disabled? What clued you in that something was going on while you were away?
    [–]hurdur1 24 points25 points26 points  (4 children)
    Now play the 20th Century Fox music.
    [–]DFWPhotoguy[S] 66 points67 points68 points  (2 children)
    In the directors extended edition with the additional unused footage, that will absolutely open things up. I especially like the fact he sat in the back yard for 5 minutes staring directly at the camera before crawling.
    [–]lowertechnology 20 points21 points22 points  (0 children)
    The crawling was hilarious.
    Slowly approaches the camera and looks directly at it instead of simply walking up and smashing it.
    The guy is clearly brilliant, though. If a place has cameras and a fucking alarm, why wouldn't he just leave? Or at least grab something and go. Was he trying to break open a gun-safe or something?
    [–]NukEvil 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
    Naw man, it needs the THX intro sound at the beginning.
    [–]kwhite17177 23 points24 points25 points  (0 children)
    fucking rip my ears
    [–]NameUnbroken 33 points34 points35 points  (0 children)
    First, I'm sorry this happened to you.
    Second, this is the best movie I've ever seen. The soundtrack alone deserves a Grammy.
    [–]TK40496 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
    @OP Welcome to living in Oak Cliff. This town is on the news daily with all the crime in DFW.
    [–]Deucer22 88 points89 points90 points  (1 child)
    Don't listen to the haters OP, the music was perfect.
    [–]clutchdeve 45 points46 points47 points  (0 children)
    The music was, but not the volume
    [–]redundancy2 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
    Was that his handgun or did he get into a safe?
    [–]anticommon 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
    Shoulda played this at the beginning of your feature production.
    [–]choochoochas 29 points30 points31 points  (0 children)
    Recorder music soundtrack = up vote
    [–]GardenRising 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
    Loved it. It had drama, suspense, dogs barking, homemade music, a bit of humor and a happy ending. Best thing I've watched all day.
    [–]Quinntet 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    JUSTICE.
    Amazing, glad you were prepared and took immediate action.
    [–]locotxwork 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    "I didn't do it!"
    [–]jimmy_2394 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
    LOOOOLLLLL Killin it on the recorder
    [–]Graize 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
    The music was funny at first, then it got really fucking grating.
    [–]amigocesar 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
    This guy waited his entire life for something like this to happen and show off his mad recorder skills.
    [–]mwilkens 24 points25 points26 points  (0 children)
    The music was too much. Funny at first but not for the whole thing.
    [–]Doctor_Sportello 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
    i see oakcliff is still the ghetto.
    move out of the ghetto man.
    [–]toadbearman 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
    Amazing soundtrack...so intense. Really captures the emotion of the moment. ;-)
    [–]Heratism 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
    I love the music, it fits perfectly with how challenged the burglar is haha
    [–]_MicroWave_ 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Thats one bold burglar, dogs in the house, obvious security measures.
    [–]De1Fuego 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    What security system and cameras do you use?
    [–]opelmanz 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    So dogs didn't attack him or?
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          [–]TrueTurtleKing 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
          You caught the thief AND gained some karma on reddit? nice
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            [–]Ringelreddit 19 points20 points21 points  (9 children)
            Why this font?
            Why this music?
            AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG
            [–]DFWPhotoguy[S] 146 points147 points148 points  (7 children)
            I'm so glad you liked my artistic choice in Comic Sans. I thought it added a little something to the story.
            [–]urnotserious 25 points26 points27 points  (0 children)
            Your choice in music was perfect, too bad they dont ge the MI reference. One of the funniest things I've watched, thank you and the burglar for that.
            [–]luckruns0ut 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
            When I first saw the Comic Sans I just assumed it was made by a computer noob, then I heard the flutes and that made it ok again
            [–]ChuckLazer 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
            I'm not convienced you didn't record the recorder, ha.
            Apparently more people on reddit need to see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIYvkGJHr08
            [–]Kn0thing101 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
            its the music that kept me watching! i hopw you use this version in court
            [–]RHCopper 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
            Hahaha holy fuck I was dying at the music. Good choice.
            [–]Ringelreddit -11 points-10 points-9 points  (1 child)
            haha. sorry, but comic sans did not add anything to any story.
            [–]Guysmiley777 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
            I beg to differ, sir.
            I said good day!
            [–]superdude4agzefaggot -3 points-2 points-1 points  (0 children)
            "Humor"
            [–]szekeres81 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
            you should x-post to r/JusticeServed
            [–]Donald_Keyman 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
            Wow talk about no sense of urgency. Break into a house and stay there for 25 minutes?
            [–]hops4beer 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
            Soundtrack is epic.
            [–]pooper-dooper 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            Was not expecting a shittyflute video.
            [–]denzacetria 6 points7 points8 points  (2 children)
            Could have chosen less obnoxious music
            [–]Plz-Send-Me-Food 25 points26 points27 points  (0 children)
            Needs more Ocean Man
            [–]Owattrtrotn 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
            Like what the fuck man
            [–]FavoriteKeeper 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
            My home was broken in to 2 days ago. Lost guns, TV, laptop and safe. Idiot missed the safe keys that roommate left on the table next to it.
            Wish I had cameras and alarm now. No insurance either :(
            [–]4_auir 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
            The MI music was one of the funniest things ever. You should have stopped there though.
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                  [–]TheSmashPosterGuy 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                  rip to headphones
                  [–]grrliz 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
                  I'm going to need a copy of the OST.
                  [–]Amarakhan 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
                  The guy was so stupid how can he forgot about cameras.......poor planner.
                  [–]superdude4agzefaggot 11 points12 points13 points  (1 child)
                  Also, don't be a piece of dogshit and break into people's houses.
                  [–]Unfiltered_Soul 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                  If epic doesn't describe this, I don't know what is.
                  [–]AmericCanuck 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
                  Who did the soundtrack? Amazing!
                  [–]PTMafia 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                  Dolan music was on point.
                  [–]19Jack91 -3 points-2 points-1 points  (0 children)
                  You absolutely could not have made that more unpleasant to watch.
                  [–]thatfatgamer 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                  where's the money shot op?
                  [–]SeeisforComedy 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                  What software/camera were you using that allowed you to notice this in real time to call the cops?
                  [–]Madworldz 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                  What is happening in the super bottom right corner of the screen 6-7 seconds in. its a white wisp or something.
                  [–]AgentOrangutan 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                  Damm I want cameras in my house now!
                  [–]its_kiddos 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                  The music was fucking hilarious. Reminded me of this
                  [–]Marshmon 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
                  Did you orchestrate the music OP?
                  [–]Mattyd35 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
                  When can we expect this sound track to be on I-tunes?
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